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Spoonfeedz

2018

Relatable, Arms, and Crawl: 37 Tips To Make Yourself More Desirable To
Men
buzzfeed com

1. Instead of shaving your arms weekly,
add more hair to them and become a
human blanket for your boyfriend in the
winter.
2. Or remove every strand of hair from
your body and scream through the night
like an infant. Really embrace having
baby-smooth skin.
3. No one wants to see their tiny reflection
in your overbearing lipgloss, so apply
shiny balm to your whole face for a more
proportionate reflection.
4. See a man you like? Befriend his
mother and get her to tell you what he's
wearing so you can pick a matching outfit
each morning. Imitation is key.
5. Oversized jumpers don't accentuate the
curves and crevices of your body. If you're
really cold just set yourself on fire.
6. Cat eyeliner is for cats so whip on that
eyeliner, crawl around on all fours, chase
some laser beams, and become a cat.
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