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Animals, Dating, and Fire: The
 COMPLETE
 WORST-CASE SCENARIO
 Survival Handbook
 DATING & SEX
 By David Borgenicht, Joshua Piven,
 and Ben H. Winters

 HOWTO
 DETERMINE IF YOUR
 DATE IS AN AXE
 MURDERER
 1
 Watch for the following
 .A Caucasian male in his twenties or thirties
 .Obsession with fire or matches
 Cruelty to animals
 History of bed-wetting
 . Sexually abused as a child
 Middle-class background combined
 with loner
 .
 behavior
 Difficulty maintaining relationships
 An individual who exhibits more than three of these
 traits may be dangerous.
 2
 Trust your intuition.
 Your instinct is a powerful weapon. If something feels
 wrong, it probably is.
 Check him out officiallv
 Obtain his social security number and investigate him.
 Call the Federal Prison Locator Service (202-307-
 3126) to determine if he was ever incarcerated. Many
 online companies can aid in financial reports or track-
 ing down previous addresses. You may also want to
 enlist the services of a private detective
 24. dhapter I: defensive dating

 Axe murderers are usually Caucasian males in their rwenties
 and thirties. They frequently bebave cruelly toward animals
 and may also be obsessed with fire or matches
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