The Wall Street Journal WSJ Friday at 1001 AM Most Millennials Don't Even Know What Fabric Softener Is Used for and That Worries Procter & Gamble 60 Dou ULTRA Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener P&G Looks to Fix That Wsjcom Organized-Studies Kindnessandgoodvibrations Kindnessandgoodvibrations Ghostoftwentysomethingspresent Madsciences Awfullydull Markrial Tramampoline Slow-Riot Weirdly Anti-Millennial Articles Have Scraped the Bottom of the Barrel So Hard That They Are Now Two Feet Down Into the Topsoil Its So Wild Like “this Generation With No Fucking Money Is Learning to Prioritize Essentials” and All These Chucklefucks Can Write Is Advertisements for These Companies at Least Our Jeans Won’t Tear at the Seams After Two Washes FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF a PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY*Fuck the Entire Laundry Industry Recipe 1 Cup Washing Soda Not Baking Soda Different Things 1 Cup Borax Not Boric Acid Also a Different Thing ½ Cup - 1 Cup Grated Bar Soap You Can Use Literally Anything I Often Use Ivory Because It’s Easy to Get and I Find It Works Well a Lot of People Like Fels-Naptha Which Is an Actual Laundry Bar Some People Use Dr Bronner’s Really Does Not Fucking matterAfter Grating Your Soap Combine All Ingredients That’s It That’s the Whole Thing Use Maybe a ¼ Cup Per Load ^^^ I’ve Done This for Years Now and It Works as Well as Any Store Bought Detergent WHATThank You Tumblr User Awfullydull! Your URL Does No Justice to the Good Advice You Give! Also You Can MAKE Your Own Washing Soda Very VERY Cheaply Step One Acquire $5 Bag of Baking Soda From Costco Step Two Lay That Motherfucking Baking Soda Out on a Baking Tray Step Three Bake the Baking Soda on a Tray in an Oven at 400° for 1 Hour to Make the Moisture Evaporate Leaving Washing Soda Step Four Revel in How Easy and Cheap It Is to Make Your Own Washing Soda and Maybe Take a Moment to Be Angry That the Industry Upcharges the Fuck Out of Something That Is So Easy to Make I See Some of Y'all Complaining About Static Andor Wanting Nice Smelling Laundry Go to a Craft Store Find 100% Wool Yarn Balls if It Doesn’t Come in a Ball Ask an Employee to Make It Into a Tight Ball for You Wash in the Washing Machine to Make It Felted Remove From Washer Add a Few Drops of Essential Oil to the Ball Allow to Seep in Dry With Clothing Doesn’t Need to Be Rewashed Ever and if It Stops Smelling Add Few More Drops of Essential Oil Bam Reusable Dryer Sheets I Love This Post So Much It’s Filled With Helpful Advice Hatred Saving Money and Fucking the System All in One