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2: omg-humor: I think Guard 2 is a whamen
2: omg-humor:

I think Guard 2 is a whamen

omg-humor: I think Guard 2 is a whamen

2: My 2 year olds fortune doesn’t fuck around
2: My 2 year olds fortune doesn’t fuck around

My 2 year olds fortune doesn’t fuck around

2: My 2 year olds fortune doesn’t fuck around
2: My 2 year olds fortune doesn’t fuck around

My 2 year olds fortune doesn’t fuck around

2: dheerse: making memes at almost 3 am what else is new tag urself i’m 2 gay 4 this bs
2: dheerse:
making memes at almost 3 am what else is new
tag urself i’m 2 gay 4 this bs

dheerse: making memes at almost 3 am what else is new tag urself i’m 2 gay 4 this bs

2: We have a Lightbox with inspirational quotes for my 2 yr old daughter. My wife hasn’t noticed yet
2: We have a Lightbox with inspirational quotes for my 2 yr old daughter. My wife hasn’t noticed yet

We have a Lightbox with inspirational quotes for my 2 yr old daughter. My wife hasn’t noticed yet

2: kagomesdestiny: 1) inuyasha grabbing miroku’s arm 2) inuyasha is USING A FLASHLIGHT 3) miroku has no idea what’s going on
2: kagomesdestiny:

1) inuyasha grabbing miroku’s arm
2) inuyasha is USING A FLASHLIGHT 
3) miroku has no idea what’s going on

kagomesdestiny: 1) inuyasha grabbing miroku’s arm 2) inuyasha is USING A FLASHLIGHT 3) miroku has no idea what’s going on

2: rubbesart: Inuvember Day 2: InuYasha!! this is my wallpaper for my phone pfff
2: rubbesart:
Inuvember Day 2: InuYasha!!

this is my wallpaper for my phone pfff

rubbesart: Inuvember Day 2: InuYasha!! this is my wallpaper for my phone pfff

2: Not much has changed in 2 years
2: Not much has changed in 2 years

Not much has changed in 2 years

2: khadij-al-kubra: tooiconic: fuckyeahyonicsymbols: dorkilybeautiful: blackmoonbabe: brain-confetti: nightvalemeteorologist: suctioning: Why She had a dream and she realized it. Hey wait but sit down This is Megumi Igarashi She’s a Japanese artist Japan, the country with some of the most fucked up pornography and the penis festival Where the vagina is basically illegal to talk about  So she did a bunch of art featuring 3D sculptures of her vagina, including this kayak, and was put in jail for it She was indicted again in December on obscenity charges for selling vagina art to crowdfund for the kayak and could spend two years in prison In Japan, women’s vaginas are treated as though they are men’s property. The trains here usually display pornographic advertisements. As a woman, I find that blatant objectification to be humiliating. I’m disgusted by it. My body belongs to me.So, with this project I wanted to release the vagina from the standard Japanese paradigm. Japan is lenient towards expressions of male sexuality and arousal, but not so for women. When a woman uses her body in artistic expression, her work gets ignored, and people treat her as if she’s some sex-crazed idiot. It all comes back to misogyny. And the vagina is at the heart of it.The vagina is ridiculed. It’s lusted after. Men don’t see women as equals—to them, women are just vaginas. Then they call my vagina-themed work “obscene,” and judge me according to laws written by and for men. [x] She plans to turn her trial in to a manga comic. She seems pretty sure she’s not going to do any jail time but if you’d like to help her pay for her inevitable fine and court fees, you can check out her online store. There are little glow in the dark vagina characters. Wow I’ve seen this reblogged a ton of times without seeing the whole going to jail part. Here’s a recent article about her from July of 2017.  It looks like she did some brief time in jail, and is currently still working on this artistic effort, as well as trying to raise awareness about a new terrorism law and the jail/prison system in Japan.  Reblogging again for the updates! I went from “wow why” to “YES GIRL” in 2 min. Viva la vulva
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tooiconic:

fuckyeahyonicsymbols:

dorkilybeautiful:

blackmoonbabe:

brain-confetti:

nightvalemeteorologist:

suctioning:

Why

She had a dream and she realized it.


Hey wait but sit down
This is Megumi Igarashi


She’s a Japanese artist
Japan, the country with some of the most fucked up pornography and the penis festival
Where the vagina is basically illegal to talk about 
So she did a bunch of art featuring 3D sculptures of her vagina, including this kayak, and was put in jail for it
She was indicted again in December on obscenity charges for selling vagina art to crowdfund for the kayak and could spend two years in prison
In Japan, women’s vaginas are treated as though they are men’s property. The trains here usually display pornographic advertisements. As a woman, I find that blatant objectification to be humiliating. I’m disgusted by it. My body belongs to me.So, with this project I wanted to release the vagina from the standard Japanese paradigm. Japan is lenient towards expressions of male sexuality and arousal, but not so for women. When a woman uses her body in artistic expression, her work gets ignored, and people treat her as if she’s some sex-crazed idiot. It all comes back to misogyny. And the vagina is at the heart of it.The vagina is ridiculed. It’s lusted after. Men don’t see women as equals—to them, women are just vaginas. Then they call my vagina-themed work “obscene,” and judge me according to laws written by and for men. [x]
She plans to turn her trial in to a manga comic. She seems pretty sure she’s not going to do any jail time but if you’d like to help her pay for her inevitable fine and court fees, you can check out her online store. There are little glow in the dark vagina characters.

Wow I’ve seen this reblogged a ton of times without seeing the whole going to jail part. 

Here’s a recent article about her from July of 2017.  It looks like she did some brief time in jail, and is currently still working on this artistic effort, as well as trying to raise awareness about a new terrorism law and the jail/prison system in Japan. 


Reblogging again for the updates!


I went from “wow why” to “YES GIRL” in 2 min.

Viva la vulva

khadij-al-kubra: tooiconic: fuckyeahyonicsymbols: dorkilybeautiful: blackmoonbabe: brain-confetti: nightvalemeteorologist: suction...

2: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 2
2: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 2

D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 2

2: Phone Dump but my app only lets me post 50 images at a time (Part 2)
2: Phone Dump but my app only lets me post 50 images at a time (Part 2)

Phone Dump but my app only lets me post 50 images at a time (Part 2)

2: Happened 2 mins ago
2: Happened 2 mins ago

Happened 2 mins ago

2: crispy-ghee: Predator/Mass Effect - Citadel DLC - Seen (Part 2 of 3) (Part 1 of 3 Here)I warned you it was gonna be mushy bullshit so you can’t get mad at me for it being there. 
2: crispy-ghee:

Predator/Mass Effect - Citadel DLC - Seen (Part 2 of 3) (Part 1 of 3 Here)I warned you it was gonna be mushy bullshit so you can’t get mad at me for it being there. 

crispy-ghee: Predator/Mass Effect - Citadel DLC - Seen (Part 2 of 3) (Part 1 of 3 Here)I warned you it was gonna be mushy bullshit so yo...

2: epicdndmemes: 21 doesn’t hit? what do you mean he rolled a nat 2 and hit us!?
2: epicdndmemes:

21 doesn’t hit? what do you mean he rolled a nat 2 and hit us!?

epicdndmemes: 21 doesn’t hit? what do you mean he rolled a nat 2 and hit us!?

2: Sex Education 👀 Season 2 recently dropped on Netflix and 😍😍😍
2: Sex Education 👀 Season 2 recently dropped on Netflix and 😍😍😍

Sex Education 👀 Season 2 recently dropped on Netflix and 😍😍😍

2: epicdndmemes: I spent around 2 minutes making weird faces while trying not to laugh because it’s almost 3am and this pun was to fucking ridiculous to not share.
2: epicdndmemes:

I spent around 2 minutes making weird faces while trying not to laugh because it’s almost 3am and this pun was to fucking ridiculous to not share.

epicdndmemes: I spent around 2 minutes making weird faces while trying not to laugh because it’s almost 3am and this pun was to fucking...

2: chefpyro: diakko-blog-es: Thee face of two aristocrats and an ordinary person japanese animator 1: hey what does a british person look like japanese animator 2: like a human but more pretentious
2: chefpyro:

diakko-blog-es:
Thee face of two aristocrats and an ordinary person


japanese animator 1: hey what does a british person look like
japanese animator 2: like a human but more pretentious

chefpyro: diakko-blog-es: Thee face of two aristocrats and an ordinary person japanese animator 1: hey what does a british person look...

2: awesomacious: That’s one way to save 2.4 million lives
2: awesomacious:

That’s one way to save 2.4 million lives

awesomacious: That’s one way to save 2.4 million lives

2: I think Guard 2 is a whamen
2: I think Guard 2 is a whamen

I think Guard 2 is a whamen

2: the-memedaddy: ME BEATING MYSELF  |  INSECURITY STONKS  |  WHADDUP
2: the-memedaddy:
ME BEATING MYSELF  |  INSECURITY
STONKS  |  WHADDUP

the-memedaddy: ME BEATING MYSELF  |  INSECURITY STONKS  |  WHADDUP

2: ME BEATING MYSELF  |  INSECURITYSTONKS  |  WHADDUP
2: ME BEATING MYSELF  |  INSECURITYSTONKS  |  WHADDUP

ME BEATING MYSELF  |  INSECURITYSTONKS  |  WHADDUP

2: Meme dump 2
2: Meme dump 2

Meme dump 2

2: spideyheroes: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) dir. Marc Webb
2: spideyheroes:
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) dir. Marc Webb

spideyheroes: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) dir. Marc Webb

2: FIFA 2 confirmed
2: FIFA 2 confirmed

FIFA 2 confirmed

2: Why is it So relatable… When I code after 2:00AM
2: Why is it So relatable… When I code after 2:00AM

Why is it So relatable… When I code after 2:00AM

2: lemonsgivelife: debthestoner: rrdcooc: addakax: mysticalalleycat: politicalcdnmama: theresagooseinthemainframe: 0-memento-mori-0: justaplate: claydart: starlitskyes: frosttrix: extremedistressorstellarblowjob: queen-of-heck: brightoncemore: todayiwrotenothing: gay-jesus-probably: solongstarbird: akamine-chan: phantomofthebookstore: dragonastra: jasperzilla: moose-shampoo: if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.  You missed some of the best ones the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean. But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean. How could you forget this one though I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR. someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do? Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for. So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it. Art world is not thrilled with that. Enter Stuart Semple. Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something. Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything. Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink” Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments. Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy. He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide. Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0. So I think we can guess who got the better deal. And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated. …But not quite. Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer. No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi. The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more. Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own. So that’s been the art world for the last two years. Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack. Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday. Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.” ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT! I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page: Two things: 1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post. 2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person. Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor. An older project, but he also did this: (x) oh dude hes metal as fuck  Every addition to this post is better than the last. Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again? Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it. Me: Me: :) Be a Stuart Semple in 2020. Use your petty to inspire and drive you.
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addakax:

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politicalcdnmama:

theresagooseinthemainframe:

0-memento-mori-0:

justaplate:

claydart:

starlitskyes:

frosttrix:

extremedistressorstellarblowjob:

queen-of-heck:


brightoncemore:

todayiwrotenothing:

gay-jesus-probably:

solongstarbird:

akamine-chan:

phantomofthebookstore:

dragonastra:

jasperzilla:

moose-shampoo:
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

You missed some of the best ones 

the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.


How could you forget this one though


I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?

Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”
Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
…But not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So that’s been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.

Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday.


Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.”


ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!


I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life 

im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands

Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page:

Two things:
1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post.
2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple


I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.

Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor


He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god 


It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.


An older project, but he also did this:
(x)

oh dude hes metal as fuck 

Every addition to this post is better than the last.


Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again?
Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it.
Me:
Me: :)



Be a Stuart Semple in 2020. Use your petty to inspire and drive you.

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2: Here I am at 2 am drawing memes instead of sleeping by Ratorix98 MORE MEMES
2: Here I am at 2 am drawing memes instead of sleeping by Ratorix98
MORE MEMES

Here I am at 2 am drawing memes instead of sleeping by Ratorix98 MORE MEMES

2: Here I am at 2 am drawing memes instead of sleeping
2: Here I am at 2 am drawing memes instead of sleeping

Here I am at 2 am drawing memes instead of sleeping

2: You will know me by the sign of the meme, vol. 2
2: You will know me by the sign of the meme, vol. 2

You will know me by the sign of the meme, vol. 2

2: Dank memes 2
2: Dank memes 2

Dank memes 2

2: feniczoroark: 30-minute-memes: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef @randomnightlord Greatest questions of the admech W….what have toasters to do with World War 3?
2: feniczoroark:

30-minute-memes:

Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef


@randomnightlord Greatest questions of the admech


W….what have toasters to do with World War 3?

feniczoroark: 30-minute-memes: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef @randomnightlord Greatest questions of...

2: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef
2: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef

Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef

2: “You Wish” Part 2/12
2: “You Wish” Part 2/12

“You Wish” Part 2/12