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Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? INDEPENDENT CANADA US TERRITORY OF ALASKA TOKYO ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? DOES THE SOVIET UNION EXIST? THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE? NO 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI 805 OR EARUER THE MODERN IDEAOF A COMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THE WORLD GaSHARD ToAPPLY DDES THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE EXIST? ZAIRE? OR HONG KONG (UK) 922-1932 UNION? SOUTH AFRICA? NO HOW MANY VIEINAM5 ARE THERE? TWO ONE SAINTNORTH KOREA? SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE. IS JAN MAYEN PART OF THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY? THE UNITED RHODESIA?ALBANIA? HOU SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP lSİN ENGLISH? EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS THAT ONE UP ARE THERE? CAN YOU SEE THE FAMIUAR CONTİNENTS? / 972-75 าร19-23 1924-29 997-2001 2002-06 910-12 1913-18 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA? THIS S00NDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR ONE ONE, BUT ITS HUGE OR TUO 46-47 DANGER EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO FLORIDA IS PARTOF. YES, THATS IT 2012-13 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF 18%-1905 1906-09 OR 952-53 DOES THE UARNING 930-3435-40 JMMY CARTER IS... BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE VENEZUELA S BOLIMA CHAD MISSING? MENTION THE SPIDERS? THE UNITED 2022 2023 ORUATER CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR APRIL 20, 1979 1806-10 181-17 884-95 818-29 1830-33 954-57 1958-60 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT 976-79 IS THE ARAL BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING? 970s-90s 2000st MORDOR? I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn 198 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? OR BUDAPEST? 961-61 1965-7 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA? 858-67 873-83 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR? IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OFATURTLE? THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS... LATE FIRST VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? 948-49 AGE 851-56 CALORMEN? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? 982-84 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES? THE FOREST EASTOF THE MISIY MOUNTAINS IS IS IT TRYING TO BITE YOU? | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0? MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF BEFORE 1830 1830s Os EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE DID YOU MAKE IS THERE A BIG THIRD AGE RECURSIVE LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA? CREATED ON PURPOSE IS IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? RUNS AJPY AROUND THE RDOM ONE OF THE ITS VERY NICE. TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE 8605-1700s 910s 205-505 60s-70s what-even-is-thiss: galaxybrownies: lastoneout: ceiye: jelloapocalypse: chavisory: mapsrgreat: wildcardarcana: littlethingwithfeathers: cannibalcuisine: dare-to-dm: pyrrhiccomedy: mapsontheweb: Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map. No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes. I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.   I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol. THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂 This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it. Holy shit the super specific things towards the end Oh wow! I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?! I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at I almost scrolled past this Hello?
Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP
 (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH)
 DO ANY OF THESE EXIST?
 INDEPENDENT CANADA
 US TERRITORY OF ALASKA
 TOKYO
 ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE?
 DOES THE SOVIET
 UNION EXIST?
 THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE?
 NO
 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA
 A GIANT FRENCH BLOB?
 SAUDI
 805 OR EARUER
 THE MODERN IDEAOF
 A COMPLETE POLITICAL
 MAP OF THE WORLD
 GaSHARD ToAPPLY
 DDES THE OTTOMAN
 EMPIRE EXIST?
 ZAIRE?
 OR HONG KONG (UK)
 922-1932
 UNION?
 SOUTH AFRICA?
 NO
 HOW MANY VIEINAM5
 ARE THERE?
 TWO ONE
 SAINTNORTH KOREA?
 SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE.
 IS JAN MAYEN PART OF
 THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY?
 THE UNITED
 RHODESIA?ALBANIA?
 HOU SURE ARE
 YOU THAT THIS MAP
 lSİN ENGLISH?
 EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS
 THAT ONE UP
 ARE THERE?
 CAN YOU SEE
 THE FAMIUAR
 CONTİNENTS? /
 972-75
 าร19-23 1924-29
 997-2001 2002-06
 910-12 1913-18
 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA?
 THIS S00NDS LIKE
 A PHYSICAL MAP OR
 ONE
 ONE, BUT ITS HUGE
 OR
 TUO
 46-47
 DANGER
 EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID?
 PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO
 FLORIDA IS PARTOF.
 YES, THATS IT
 2012-13
 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF
 18%-1905
 1906-09
 OR
 952-53
 DOES THE UARNING
 930-3435-40
 JMMY CARTER IS...
 BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE
 VENEZUELA
 S BOLIMA
 CHAD MISSING?
 MENTION THE SPIDERS?
 THE UNITED
 2022 2023 ORUATER
 CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR
 APRIL 20, 1979
 1806-10 181-17
 884-95
 818-29 1830-33
 954-57 1958-60
 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY?
 ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT
 976-79
 IS THE ARAL
 BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING?
 970s-90s 2000st
 MORDOR?
 I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn
 198
 DOES RUSSIA BORDER
 THE SEA OF JAPAN?
 OR BUDAPEST?
 961-61
 1965-7
 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA?
 858-67
 873-83
 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR?
 IS THE WORLD ON THE
 BACK OFATURTLE?
 THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN
 ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS
 THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS...
 LATE
 FIRST
 VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO?
 948-49
 AGE
 851-56
 CALORMEN?
 ARE YOU SURE
 THIS IS A MAP?
 982-84
 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH?
 INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES?
 THE FOREST EASTOF THE
 MISIY MOUNTAINS IS
 IS IT TRYING
 TO BITE YOU?
 | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS
 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m
 IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0?
 MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF
 BEFORE
 1830
 1830s Os
 EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE
 DID YOU MAKE
 IS THERE A BIG
 THIRD AGE
 RECURSIVE
 LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN
 SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA?
 CREATED ON PURPOSE
 IS IT LARGER
 THAN A BREADBOX?
 RUNS AJPY
 AROUND THE RDOM
 ONE OF THE
 ITS VERY NICE.
 TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE
 8605-1700s 910s
 205-505
 60s-70s
what-even-is-thiss:
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lastoneout:

ceiye:

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chavisory:

mapsrgreat:

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littlethingwithfeathers:

cannibalcuisine:

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pyrrhiccomedy:

mapsontheweb:
Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.
No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  
I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.


THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end 


Oh wow! 

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!




I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at 


I almost scrolled past this


Hello?

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Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? INDEPENDENT CANADA US TERRITORY OF ALASKA TOKYO ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? DOES THE SOVIET UNION EXIST? THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE? NO 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI 805 OR EARUER THE MODERN IDEAOF A COMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THE WORLD GaSHARD ToAPPLY DDES THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE EXIST? ZAIRE? OR HONG KONG (UK) 922-1932 UNION? SOUTH AFRICA? NO HOW MANY VIEINAM5 ARE THERE? TWO ONE SAINTNORTH KOREA? SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE. IS JAN MAYEN PART OF THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY? THE UNITED RHODESIA?ALBANIA? HOU SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP lSİN ENGLISH? EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS THAT ONE UP ARE THERE? CAN YOU SEE THE FAMIUAR CONTİNENTS? / 972-75 าร19-23 1924-29 997-2001 2002-06 910-12 1913-18 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA? THIS S00NDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR ONE ONE, BUT ITS HUGE OR TUO 46-47 DANGER EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO FLORIDA IS PARTOF. YES, THATS IT 2012-13 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF 18%-1905 1906-09 OR 952-53 DOES THE UARNING 930-3435-40 JMMY CARTER IS... BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE VENEZUELA S BOLIMA CHAD MISSING? MENTION THE SPIDERS? THE UNITED 2022 2023 ORUATER CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR APRIL 20, 1979 1806-10 181-17 884-95 818-29 1830-33 954-57 1958-60 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT 976-79 IS THE ARAL BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING? 970s-90s 2000st MORDOR? I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn 198 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? OR BUDAPEST? 961-61 1965-7 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA? 858-67 873-83 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR? IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OFATURTLE? THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS... LATE FIRST VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? 948-49 AGE 851-56 CALORMEN? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? 982-84 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES? THE FOREST EASTOF THE MISIY MOUNTAINS IS IS IT TRYING TO BITE YOU? | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0? MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF BEFORE 1830 1830s Os EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE DID YOU MAKE IS THERE A BIG THIRD AGE RECURSIVE LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA? CREATED ON PURPOSE IS IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? RUNS AJPY AROUND THE RDOM ONE OF THE ITS VERY NICE. TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE 8605-1700s 910s 205-505 60s-70s what-even-is-thiss: galaxybrownies: lastoneout: ceiye: jelloapocalypse: chavisory: mapsrgreat: wildcardarcana: littlethingwithfeathers: cannibalcuisine: dare-to-dm: pyrrhiccomedy: mapsontheweb: Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map. No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes. I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.   I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol. THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂 This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it. Holy shit the super specific things towards the end Oh wow! I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?! I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at I almost scrolled past this Hello?
Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP
 (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH)
 DO ANY OF THESE EXIST?
 INDEPENDENT CANADA
 US TERRITORY OF ALASKA
 TOKYO
 ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE?
 DOES THE SOVIET
 UNION EXIST?
 THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE?
 NO
 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA
 A GIANT FRENCH BLOB?
 SAUDI
 805 OR EARUER
 THE MODERN IDEAOF
 A COMPLETE POLITICAL
 MAP OF THE WORLD
 GaSHARD ToAPPLY
 DDES THE OTTOMAN
 EMPIRE EXIST?
 ZAIRE?
 OR HONG KONG (UK)
 922-1932
 UNION?
 SOUTH AFRICA?
 NO
 HOW MANY VIEINAM5
 ARE THERE?
 TWO ONE
 SAINTNORTH KOREA?
 SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE.
 IS JAN MAYEN PART OF
 THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY?
 THE UNITED
 RHODESIA?ALBANIA?
 HOU SURE ARE
 YOU THAT THIS MAP
 lSİN ENGLISH?
 EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS
 THAT ONE UP
 ARE THERE?
 CAN YOU SEE
 THE FAMIUAR
 CONTİNENTS? /
 972-75
 าร19-23 1924-29
 997-2001 2002-06
 910-12 1913-18
 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA?
 THIS S00NDS LIKE
 A PHYSICAL MAP OR
 ONE
 ONE, BUT ITS HUGE
 OR
 TUO
 46-47
 DANGER
 EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID?
 PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO
 FLORIDA IS PARTOF.
 YES, THATS IT
 2012-13
 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF
 18%-1905
 1906-09
 OR
 952-53
 DOES THE UARNING
 930-3435-40
 JMMY CARTER IS...
 BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE
 VENEZUELA
 S BOLIMA
 CHAD MISSING?
 MENTION THE SPIDERS?
 THE UNITED
 2022 2023 ORUATER
 CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR
 APRIL 20, 1979
 1806-10 181-17
 884-95
 818-29 1830-33
 954-57 1958-60
 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY?
 ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT
 976-79
 IS THE ARAL
 BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING?
 970s-90s 2000st
 MORDOR?
 I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn
 198
 DOES RUSSIA BORDER
 THE SEA OF JAPAN?
 OR BUDAPEST?
 961-61
 1965-7
 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA?
 858-67
 873-83
 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR?
 IS THE WORLD ON THE
 BACK OFATURTLE?
 THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN
 ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS
 THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS...
 LATE
 FIRST
 VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO?
 948-49
 AGE
 851-56
 CALORMEN?
 ARE YOU SURE
 THIS IS A MAP?
 982-84
 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH?
 INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES?
 THE FOREST EASTOF THE
 MISIY MOUNTAINS IS
 IS IT TRYING
 TO BITE YOU?
 | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS
 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m
 IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0?
 MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF
 BEFORE
 1830
 1830s Os
 EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE
 DID YOU MAKE
 IS THERE A BIG
 THIRD AGE
 RECURSIVE
 LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN
 SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA?
 CREATED ON PURPOSE
 IS IT LARGER
 THAN A BREADBOX?
 RUNS AJPY
 AROUND THE RDOM
 ONE OF THE
 ITS VERY NICE.
 TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE
 8605-1700s 910s
 205-505
 60s-70s
what-even-is-thiss:
galaxybrownies:

lastoneout:

ceiye:

jelloapocalypse:

chavisory:

mapsrgreat:

wildcardarcana:


littlethingwithfeathers:

cannibalcuisine:

dare-to-dm:

pyrrhiccomedy:

mapsontheweb:
Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.
No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  
I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.


THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end 


Oh wow! 

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!




I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at 


I almost scrolled past this


Hello?

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Click, Dude, and Frozen: kandrakelsierthe-formerone Follow lapushpaclk twilight but bella is accidentally super stoned every time edward does something weird and supernatural so she never actually notices or figures it out by herself, but she points it out every time and scares the hell out of him the cullens have had several code reds, all because edward's new lab partner keeps brushing up against him unintentionally and going "woan, dude. you re like, super cold" eventually, after months of them hanging out and her repeatedly missing key things he gradually makes more and more obvious he is literally sitting underneath the sun and sparkling, and she just squints at him, gives him a silly thumbs up, and then a high five shortly after he just gives up and tells her rosalielesbianhale edward being so fed up with keeping the secret from bella so they're lounging in the sun, with edward just waiting for it to click, for her to realise that he's not human bella spends so long looking at him with edward completely frozen in place waiting to see what her reaction will be. he's prepared for fear in her eyes, for her to scream, to distance herself from him or possibly run away. what he is not prepared for is her lazily trailing her finger down the length of his forearm and breathing out a single word. "pretty." she then falls back on the grass with her eyes closed enjoying the sun but edward is so outraged that he springs to his feet, not even bothering to move at a human pace and throws her words back in her face as if they were an affront. "pretty?? bella, this is the skin of a killer." bella just snorts, barely opening her eyes to look at him "okay, edgelord," there's a lazy smile on her face but she doesn't even bother to sit up before she continues, "edward, seriously, that's the skin of every teenage girl in the 90s and i admire your bravery in attempting to bring back body glitter but don't oversell it." hybridsins I stan stoner Bella morganfrederickrielly don't oversell it Stoner Bella
Click, Dude, and Frozen: kandrakelsierthe-formerone Follow
 lapushpaclk
 twilight but bella is accidentally super stoned every time edward does
 something weird and supernatural so she never actually notices or figures it out
 by herself, but she points it out every time and scares the hell out of him
 the cullens have had several code reds, all because edward's new lab partner
 keeps brushing up against him unintentionally and going "woan, dude. you re
 like, super cold"
 eventually, after months of them hanging out and her repeatedly missing key
 things he gradually makes more and more obvious
 he is literally sitting underneath the sun and sparkling, and she just squints at
 him, gives him a silly thumbs up, and then a high five shortly after
 he just gives up and tells her
 rosalielesbianhale
 edward being so fed up with keeping the secret from bella so they're lounging
 in the sun, with edward just waiting for it to click, for her to realise that he's not
 human
 bella spends so long looking at him with edward completely frozen in place
 waiting to see what her reaction will be. he's prepared for fear in her eyes, for
 her to scream, to distance herself from him or possibly run away. what he is not
 prepared for is her lazily trailing her finger down the length of his forearm and
 breathing out a single word. "pretty."
 she then falls back on the grass with her eyes closed enjoying the sun but
 edward is so outraged that he springs to his feet, not even bothering to move at
 a human pace and throws her words back in her face as if they were an
 affront. "pretty?? bella, this is the skin of a killer."
 bella just snorts, barely opening her eyes to look at him "okay, edgelord,"
 there's a lazy smile on her face but she doesn't even bother to sit up before she
 continues, "edward, seriously, that's the skin of every teenage girl in the 90s
 and i admire your bravery in attempting to bring back body glitter but don't
 oversell it."
 hybridsins
 I stan stoner Bella
 morganfrederickrielly
 don't oversell it
Stoner Bella

Stoner Bella