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7/11, Bodies , and Bones: Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)04:34:27 No.814541547 Urban Witcher: Chapter 2 Part 2 >Before I can cringe, I'm sent sailing through the air at mach 1 >Ears are ringing and I'm seeing red >Pretty sure my leg is--yep it's broken >Fuck >My armor seems to have taken the brunt of the blast, cracking a few ribs in the process >thankgodformedicare.jpg >Rain has stopped, and the sky has opened up a bit Wipe the blood from my eyes >Head is spinning as I use every ounce of energy to crawl to my feet >Pain shoots through my body like a lightning bolt as I shamble over to the blast crater >Discard my mangled chestpiece in the process >Support my weight against the trunk of the splintered tree >Stare down into the crater, about twenty feet in diameter >Below is the gore of the incel's lifeless body amidst a smattering of green pulp >Any tendies or GBP it was carrying are surely destroyed >trynottocry.mov Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)04:35:03 No.814541575 File: yeeyee.jpg (87 KB, 360x360) >Lower myself into the crater to retrieve the incel's blockish head >Attach the proof of kill to my belt and begin wading my way back to the edge of the crater whydoismelldeisel.aav >Then I hear it The unmistakable sound of pistons slamming about a Cummins V8, barreling through the woods >"Fucking poachers" >lt's getting closer >Clamber out of the crater to see a thick cloud of black exhaust smoke trailing above the treetop Moments latera lifted red truck comes screaming out of the treeline, sporting confederate flags and barreling straight toward me >Stand my ground as the truck makes a sharp right turn and begins several wide donuts, kicking mud several feet into the air "YEE YEE," a redneck hollers from the back of the truck >The 4x4 comes to a halt >Door opens and the blond-haired driver drops down from the lifted cab, muddying his boots We stare expressionless at each other as he spits from his tobacco-lined mouth "Well, well. Lookie what we got ourselves here. A witcher!" >"Yeeee?" his meth-mouthed companions croon "What the hell are you doing this far west?" I groan through the pain >'"Well now, mister witcher..." >His face twists with a sly grin "Imight have to ask you that same question. Bein' as your KIND ain't welcome 'rOund these parts neither. Since the whole uhh... you know...incident" >'"That's none of your concern" 'Ohhhhh so it isn't now is it?" >"You see cause we were just on our way to see Auntie Clement's funeral--God rest her soul'--when we heard the crackin' of a cold one 'bout a mile out and decided to come check it out." >knewthatwasabadidea.rar "And now. Seein' as you got a nice bounty on your hip, and a few broken bones by the looks of it, we might jus' havuh forgo Auntie Clement's funeral and see to it that you get a proper burial yerself." "Show me what you got, cousinfuckers" "GIDDY-UP BROTHERS, WE GETTIN' PAID TODAY!" "YEEEEE YEEEEE" >All four of Blondie's trailer-trash goons leap from the vehicle, sporting MAGA hats and an assortment of shotguns and pistols >Duck behind the splintered tree as rounds begin to fly my in direction >Wince hard as a bullet lodges itself in my shoulder >Pinned down >Nowhere to go >They're closing in gottathinkfast.docx >Dig through my satchel frantically searching for a bottle of Dragon's Dream "Let's see how you like this" >Toss the bottle over my shoulder a few feet towards them >Rednecks can't resist the taste of high octane gasoline mixed with Tennessee Whiskey Wait for it... >Wait for it.. now.exe >Leap from behind the tree >All four of the filthy scum are hunched over the bottle, feverishly fighting for a sip >Blondie is leaned cooly against his truck, smoking a Marlboro red beneath his tan cowboy hat >Cast Igni on the lesser filth, sending a pyrokinetic burst from my palms and igniting the brown concoction in their hands >Their scorched bodies are sent flying a short distance They roll about in the mud, screaming in anguish and clawing at their burning faces as I stride confidently toward Blondie >'"YEEEEEE! YEEEEEEEEEE! YEEEeeeeee. yeeee. Ye" >He quickly turns to his truck and pulls out a fully decked out AR-15 >"Now now. S-stay back you motherfucker," he stammers >Continue forward >Shaking visibly, he racks the charging handle and points the rifle at me >"Stay back!" >Stop, chest pressed against the barrel of his gun >He pulls the trigger >click.mp3 >"W-what in heaven's name?" He sputters confusedly "Thirty-round mags don't work in California, dumbass" >A wave of sheer terror sweeps across Blondie's sun-bleached face >With a quick snap of the neck, he falls limp into the mud "Amateurs" Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)04:39:53 No.814541744 File: 711.jpg (95 KB, 612x612) >Gather what loot I can find along with an M9 pistol from one of the bodies Just like the one I used to carry years ago couldcomeinhandy.ppt >The adrenaline and Bud Light is wearing off >Pain begins to pulse throughout every fiber in my body >Exhausted >Bleeding >With immense effort, I make the short climb up to the 7/11 >Bell jingles as I stumble inside riingg.mp3 "Hello welcome to 7/11 open seven hours a day eleven days a we--Bund mara, holy fuck!" "Hey Rajeed," I gurgle, bleeding everywhere >"Ma chod, you are fucked up my friend!" >Fall into the arms of the small-framed punjabi as my world begins to spin > "Ar...I need... to get... to," I sputter with the last of the air in my lungs >"Ariz..." >"Do not worry my white-haired friend, I will take care of you" >"Zona..." >His black beady eyes are the last thing I see before my vision caves in >"My cousin drives an Uber" riinggg.mp3 KOH Anon is a witcher
7/11, Bodies , and Bones: Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)04:34:27 No.814541547
 Urban Witcher: Chapter 2 Part 2
 >Before I can cringe, I'm sent sailing through the air at mach 1
 >Ears are ringing and I'm seeing red
 >Pretty sure my leg is--yep it's broken
 >Fuck
 >My armor seems to have taken the brunt of the blast, cracking a few ribs in the process
 >thankgodformedicare.jpg
 >Rain has stopped, and the sky has opened up a bit
 Wipe the blood from my eyes
 >Head is spinning as I use every ounce of energy to crawl to my feet
 >Pain shoots through my body like a lightning bolt as I shamble over to the blast crater
 >Discard my mangled chestpiece in the process
 >Support my weight against the trunk of the splintered tree
 >Stare down into the crater, about twenty feet in diameter
 >Below is the gore of the incel's lifeless body amidst a smattering of green pulp
 >Any tendies or GBP it was carrying are surely destroyed
 >trynottocry.mov
 Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)04:35:03 No.814541575
 File: yeeyee.jpg (87 KB, 360x360)
 >Lower myself into the crater to retrieve the incel's blockish head
 >Attach the proof of kill to my belt and begin wading my way back to the edge of the crater
 whydoismelldeisel.aav
 >Then I hear it
 The unmistakable sound of pistons slamming about a Cummins V8, barreling through the woods
 >"Fucking poachers"
 >lt's getting closer
 >Clamber out of the crater to see a thick cloud of black exhaust smoke trailing above the treetop
 Moments latera lifted red truck comes screaming out of the treeline, sporting confederate flags and barreling straight toward me
 >Stand my ground as the truck makes a sharp right turn and begins several wide donuts, kicking mud several feet into the air
 "YEE YEE," a redneck hollers from the back of the truck
 >The 4x4 comes to a halt
 >Door opens and the blond-haired driver drops down from the lifted cab, muddying his boots
 We stare expressionless at each other as he spits from his tobacco-lined mouth
 "Well, well. Lookie what we got ourselves here. A witcher!"
 >"Yeeee?" his meth-mouthed companions croon
 "What the hell are you doing this far west?" I groan through the pain
 >'"Well now, mister witcher..."
 >His face twists with a sly grin
 "Imight have to ask you that same question. Bein' as your KIND ain't welcome 'rOund these parts neither. Since the whole uhh... you
 know...incident"
 >'"That's none of your concern"
 'Ohhhhh so it isn't now is it?"
 >"You see cause we were just on our way to see Auntie Clement's funeral--God rest her soul'--when we heard the crackin' of a cold one 'bout
 a mile out and decided to come check it out."
 >knewthatwasabadidea.rar
 "And now. Seein' as you got a nice bounty on your hip, and a few broken bones by the looks of it, we might jus' havuh forgo Auntie Clement's
 funeral and see to it that you get a proper burial yerself."
 "Show me what you got, cousinfuckers"
 "GIDDY-UP BROTHERS, WE GETTIN' PAID TODAY!"
 "YEEEEE YEEEEE"
 >All four of Blondie's trailer-trash goons leap from the vehicle, sporting MAGA hats and an assortment of shotguns and pistols
 >Duck behind the splintered tree as rounds begin to fly my in direction
 >Wince hard as a bullet lodges itself in my shoulder
 >Pinned down
 >Nowhere to go
 >They're closing in
 gottathinkfast.docx
 >Dig through my satchel frantically searching for a bottle of Dragon's Dream
 "Let's see how you like this"
 >Toss the bottle over my shoulder a few feet towards them
 >Rednecks can't resist the taste of high octane gasoline mixed with Tennessee Whiskey
 Wait for it...
 >Wait for it..
 now.exe
 >Leap from behind the tree
 >All four of the filthy scum are hunched over the bottle, feverishly fighting for a sip
 >Blondie is leaned cooly against his truck, smoking a Marlboro red beneath his tan cowboy hat
 >Cast Igni on the lesser filth, sending a pyrokinetic burst from my palms and igniting the brown concoction in their hands
 >Their scorched bodies are sent flying a short distance
 They roll about in the mud, screaming in anguish and clawing at their burning faces as I stride confidently toward Blondie
 >'"YEEEEEE! YEEEEEEEEEE! YEEEeeeeee. yeeee. Ye"
 >He quickly turns to his truck and pulls out a fully decked out AR-15
 >"Now now. S-stay back you motherfucker," he stammers
 >Continue forward
 >Shaking visibly, he racks the charging handle and points the rifle at me
 >"Stay back!"
 >Stop, chest pressed against the barrel of his gun
 >He pulls the trigger
 >click.mp3
 >"W-what in heaven's name?" He sputters confusedly
 "Thirty-round mags don't work in California, dumbass"
 >A wave of sheer terror sweeps across Blondie's sun-bleached face
 >With a quick snap of the neck, he falls limp into the mud
 "Amateurs"
 Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)04:39:53 No.814541744
 File: 711.jpg (95 KB, 612x612)
 >Gather what loot I can find along with an M9 pistol from one of the
 bodies
 Just like the one I used to carry years ago
 couldcomeinhandy.ppt
 >The adrenaline and Bud Light is wearing off
 >Pain begins to pulse throughout every fiber in my body
 >Exhausted
 >Bleeding
 >With immense effort, I make the short climb up to the 7/11
 >Bell jingles as I stumble inside
 riingg.mp3
 "Hello welcome to 7/11 open seven hours a day eleven days a we--Bund mara, holy fuck!"
 "Hey Rajeed," I gurgle, bleeding everywhere
 >"Ma chod, you are fucked up my friend!"
 >Fall into the arms of the small-framed punjabi as my world begins to spin
 > "Ar...I need... to get... to," I sputter with the last of the air in my lungs
 >"Ariz..."
 >"Do not worry my white-haired friend, I will take care of you"
 >"Zona..."
 >His black beady eyes are the last thing I see before my vision caves in
 >"My cousin drives an Uber"
 riinggg.mp3
 KOH
Anon is a witcher

Anon is a witcher

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Bad, Birthday, and College: Personal Belongings:
 102. Do you have any body hair
 103. (Guys Only) Are you Circumcised
 104. How often you Masturbate
 105. Have you ever watched porn
 The Number Game
 45. Most expensive thing you own
 46. Do you own anything above
 $1,000
 But IMPROVED!!
 106, Ideal Sexual/Physical attributes
 107. Favorite Sexual Fantasy
 Made by u/German-Spy
 47.Most prized possession
 48.Do you own anything
 embarrassing
 49. Weirdest thing you own
 108. Turn Ons/Turn Offs
 109. Any Kinks
 The Basics:
 110. Ideal Sexual Position
 1. Age
 50. Do you own anything popular
 51. Do you own anything considered
 "rich
 52. Do you own anything futuristic
 53. Coolest thing you own
 54 Oldest thing you own
 111. How do you masturbate
 112. Do you own a toy
 113. Have you ever been caught
 Masturbating
 114. Have you ever walked in when
 2. Gender
 3. Height
 4. Weight
 5. Where are you from
 6. Zodiac Sign
 7. First Name
 someone was having sex
 55 What did you buy/get recently
 115. Biggest fears of Sex
 116. Do you have any STDS
 117. How often are you horny
 118. Most embarrassing sexual story
 119. Are you currently horny
 120. What do you expect in a sexual
 8. Last Name
 9. Middle Name
 Appearance/Looks
 66. Hair Style
 10. Birthday
 11. Main Language(s)
 67. Hair Length
 68. Hair Color
 Hobbies/Favorite things:
 69. Nice
 relationship
 70.Body Style
 12. Favorite Color
 13 Favorite Food
 71. Ethnicity
 Academics/School
 14. Favorite Activity
 72. What aro you wearing
 121. Where do you go to school
 122. What classes do you take
 123. What grade are you in
 15. Favorite Music genre
 73. Eye Color
 74. Are you wearing makeup
 75 Type of Underwear you wear
 16. Favorite Artist
 17. Favorite Song
 18. Favorite Movie
 19. Favorite Video Game (if any)
 124. Most favorite teacher
 76. Favorite outfit
 125. Least favorite teachers
 77. Facial/Body Hair
 126. Highest Grade/Lowest Grade in
 20. Favorite TV show
 classes
 21. Do you play any sports
 22. Last thing you did
 Relationships:
 127. How long is your school day
 128. Did you do your homework
 129. Do you have any tost, quizzos, or
 exams coming up
 130. Last bad grade
 131. Last good grade
 78. Sexuality
 79. Relationship Status
 80. Who is your crush
 81. Celebrity Crush
 Life/Experience
 23. Do you currently have a job
 24. Future Job/Career/Ambitions
 82. Havo you ever cheated on
 25. Have you drank/smoked anything
 26. Have you done drugs
 27. Do you have any pets
 28. Most Favorable Memory
 someone
 83. Ideal Girifriend/Boyfriend
 Economic Status/Wealth:
 84. Idea of Perfect Date
 132: Are you rich/poor
 85. Have you asked someone out
 86. What do you hope in a
 relationship
 87. Are you interested in anyone
 88. Do you real life/online date
 133. Where do you stand in the wealth
 class (lower class, middle class, upper
 class)
 29. Most embarrassing moment
 30. Dream Vacation
 31. How many Family members
 134. How big is your house
 135. Take a picture of your house
 136. How much do your parents make
 32. How many friends
 33. Do you plan on going to
 college/university
 Sex & Sexuality
 89. Are you a virgin
 137. Do your parents struggle with debt
 138. Do you own a pool
 (above-ground/below-ground)
 139. Do you live in a gated neighborhood
 140. Do you have expensive stuff
 Social Media:
 90. Have you ever seen anyone naked
 91. Do you have piercing/tattoos
 92. Have you ever had same-sex
 34. Do you use any other social media
 then Reddit
 35. Who do you follow
 36. Have you ever had an internet
 expirence
 93. Have you ever sent a nude
 94 Have you ever sexted
 141. How big is your room
 142. What kind of school do you go to
 argument
 37. Most used Social Media app
 95. Have you ever kissed anyone
 96. Am 1 attractive
 Misc:
 38. What's your username on each
 143. Send a selfie
 97. Have you ever slept together
 98. Do you want to have sex
 99. Are you straight, bi, gay/lesbian
 app
 39. Have you met any friends online
 40. Do you follow any NSFW
 144. Do whatever I say (no saying no)
 145. DM me
 146. Ask whatever you want (I can't say
 accounts/pages
 41. Last Person you DM'd/followed
 42. What was the last message you
 pan, etc
 no)
 sent
 43. How many followers/friends on
 social media
 Sexual: (Welcome to Spicy
 Town)
 44. Amount of time you use social
 100. Bra/Dick size
 media
 101. Pubic Hair: Natural, trimmed
 shaved, none
last one got removed so let's see if this one works 😂🙏

last one got removed so let's see if this one works 😂🙏