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MRW she offers me chocolate chip cookies
HRW I ask her out
hrw I offer to give her a massage
MRW someone offers free chocolate
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They can't catch me
Why must I be cursed
Long story short, my dad got cocky and bought about 500 shares in memes such as these. Will we ever be able to recoup our losses?