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Books, Fucking, and Memes: Jason Heeris & 1247 others @detly A few weeks ago, I tried to literally bore my 3yo to sleep by telling him everything I knew about nuclear and particle physics. It's a fair bit, it was my speciality once. Every night since then, as he's falling asleep, his little voice pipes up: "tell me about atoms daddy." 1:35 13 Sep 19 Twitter Web App kaijuno: runcibility: positive-memes: The best bedtime stories. This is an origin story, right here My mom tried that with astronomy books and now I’m an astrophysicist so get fucking dunked on mom

Books, Fucking, and Memes: Jason Heeris & 1247 others
@detly
A few weeks ago, I tried to literally
bore my 3yo to sleep by telling
him everything I knew about
nuclear and particle physics. It's a
fair bit, it was my speciality once.
Every night since then, as he's
falling asleep, his little voice pipes
up: "tell me about atoms daddy."
1:35 13 Sep 19 Twitter Web App
kaijuno:

runcibility:

positive-memes:
The best bedtime stories.
This is an origin story, right here

My mom tried that with astronomy books and now I’m an astrophysicist so get fucking dunked on mom

Books, Fucking, and Memes: Jason Heeris & 1247 others
@detly
A few weeks ago, I tried to literally
bore my 3yo to sleep by telling
him everything I knew about
nuclear and particle physics. It's a
fair bit, it was my speciality once.
Every night since then, as he's
falling asleep, his little voice pipes
up: "tell me about atoms daddy."
1:35 13 Sep 19 Twitter Web App
kaijuno:

runcibility:

positive-memes:
The best bedtime stories.
This is an origin story, right here

My mom tried that with astronomy books and now I’m an astrophysicist so get fucking dunked on mom

kaijuno: runcibility: positive-memes: The best bedtime stories. This is an origin story, right here My mom tried that with astronomy boo...

Naruto, True, and Samsung: Naruto 1080pj 9 minutes ago https://youtu.be/a9CSE2odwZs SAMSUNG Naruto.turkiye. 7th 101 6 True

Naruto, True, and Samsung: Naruto 1080pj
9 minutes ago
https://youtu.be/a9CSE2odwZs
SAMSUNG
Naruto.turkiye. 7th
101
6
True

Naruto, True, and Samsung: Naruto 1080pj
9 minutes ago
https://youtu.be/a9CSE2odwZs
SAMSUNG
Naruto.turkiye. 7th
101
6
True

True

God, Best, and Home: 27m Bro imagine if ejaculation wasn't billions of microscopic sperm cells but it was just one big sperm cell and everytime you jacked off you had to kill it before it squirmed too far Give Award Share 29 Comments SORT BY BEST Single comment thread. View all comments 100 points 4 hours ago Why would you have to kill it? Can't you just pick it up, feed it and take care of it, it'll greet you when you get home with its little tail wagging, cuddle you when there's thunder. Then once it's nice and fat you can eat it. God: "eAT THE EDICK Every day we stray further and further from God

God, Best, and Home: 27m
Bro imagine if ejaculation wasn't
billions of microscopic sperm cells
but it was just one big sperm cell
and everytime you jacked off you
had to kill it before it squirmed too
far
Give Award
Share
29 Comments
SORT BY BEST
Single comment thread. View all comments
100 points
4 hours ago
Why would you have to kill it? Can't you just pick it up, feed it and
take care of it, it'll greet you when you get home with its little tail
wagging, cuddle you when there's thunder. Then once it's nice and
fat you can eat it.
God:
"eAT THE
EDICK
Every day we stray further and further from God

God, Best, and Home: 27m
Bro imagine if ejaculation wasn't
billions of microscopic sperm cells
but it was just one big sperm cell
and everytime you jacked off you
had to kill it before it squirmed too
far
Give Award
Share
29 Comments
SORT BY BEST
Single comment thread. View all comments
100 points
4 hours ago
Why would you have to kill it? Can't you just pick it up, feed it and
take care of it, it'll greet you when you get home with its little tail
wagging, cuddle you when there's thunder. Then once it's nice and
fat you can eat it.
God:
"eAT THE
EDICK
Every day we stray further and further from God

Every day we stray further and further from God

Shit, Best, and Brain: How Coffee Works Coffee Code (Magic 47 comments sorted by best shelvac2 297 points 2 days ago Note the lack of anything passing through the brain A gaberocksall 105 points 2 days ago And the intestines lead to the hand. I don't write code, I shit it No truer words have ever been mailed. Credit to r/idunno.

Shit, Best, and Brain: How Coffee
Works
Coffee
Code
(Magic
47 comments
sorted by best
shelvac2 297 points 2 days ago
Note the lack of anything passing through the brain
A gaberocksall 105 points 2 days ago
And the intestines lead to the hand. I don't write code, I
shit it
No truer words have ever been mailed. Credit to r/idunno.

Shit, Best, and Brain: How Coffee
Works
Coffee
Code
(Magic
47 comments
sorted by best
shelvac2 297 points 2 days ago
Note the lack of anything passing through the brain
A gaberocksall 105 points 2 days ago
And the intestines lead to the hand. I don't write code, I
shit it
No truer words have ever been mailed. Credit to r/idunno.

No truer words have ever been mailed. Credit to r/idunno.

Bitch, Crazy, and Marijuana: STOP TELLING ME MY KAZOO IS A MARIJUANA BECAUSE IT'S NOT 141 views Comments 40 Zeeno 36 minutes ago That kazoo looks like marijuana 2 you did it. you crazy son ofa bitch, you did it

Bitch, Crazy, and Marijuana: STOP TELLING ME MY KAZOO IS A
MARIJUANA BECAUSE IT'S NOT
141 views
Comments 40
Zeeno 36 minutes ago
That kazoo looks like marijuana
2
you did it. you crazy son ofa bitch, you did it

Bitch, Crazy, and Marijuana: STOP TELLING ME MY KAZOO IS A
MARIJUANA BECAUSE IT'S NOT
141 views
Comments 40
Zeeno 36 minutes ago
That kazoo looks like marijuana
2
you did it. you crazy son ofa bitch, you did it

Fam, Music, and Chat: Cardi B- Press [0fficial Music Video] 43M views Live chat Share Download 1,2M 118K Glaze_Cecy 1 day ago Hey Cardi, u don't know me but I was in a car accident in 2016 and was paralysed from the waist down, Today I got up and walked for the first time since the accident to turn off ur music, Me and my fam thank u a lot 68 10 VIEW 10 REPLIES That hurt

Fam, Music, and Chat: Cardi B- Press [0fficial Music Video]
43M views
Live chat
Share
Download
1,2M
118K
Glaze_Cecy 1 day ago
Hey Cardi, u don't know me but I was in a car
accident in 2016 and was paralysed from the
waist down, Today I got up and walked for the
first time since the accident to turn off ur
music, Me and my fam thank u a lot
68
10
VIEW 10 REPLIES
That hurt

Fam, Music, and Chat: Cardi B- Press [0fficial Music Video]
43M views
Live chat
Share
Download
1,2M
118K
Glaze_Cecy 1 day ago
Hey Cardi, u don't know me but I was in a car
accident in 2016 and was paralysed from the
waist down, Today I got up and walked for the
first time since the accident to turn off ur
music, Me and my fam thank u a lot
68
10
VIEW 10 REPLIES
That hurt

That hurt

Lazy, Mom, and She: richard 9 years ago your mom so lazy REPLY 4 richard 4 days ago she took 9 years to finish the joke 2 REPLY Commitment

Lazy, Mom, and She: richard 9 years ago
your mom so lazy
REPLY
4
richard 4 days ago
she took 9 years to finish the joke
2
REPLY
Commitment

Lazy, Mom, and She: richard 9 years ago
your mom so lazy
REPLY
4
richard 4 days ago
she took 9 years to finish the joke
2
REPLY
Commitment

Commitment

Lol, Tumblr, and Blog: 12 ప వజం art-rmlb: my pieces for the @overskinszine from a while ago!i know orisa looks the same but she is a plushie lol

Lol, Tumblr, and Blog: 12

ప
వజం
art-rmlb:

my pieces for the @overskinszine from a while ago!i know orisa looks the same but she is a plushie lol

Lol, Tumblr, and Blog: 12

ప
వజం
art-rmlb:

my pieces for the @overskinszine from a while ago!i know orisa looks the same but she is a plushie lol

art-rmlb: my pieces for the @overskinszine from a while ago!i know orisa looks the same but she is a plushie lol

Funny, Funeral, and Moment: THAT FUNNY JOKE FROM 2 YEARS AGO ME AT A FUNERAL MART VIRKUS '1 fARCADERAGE OARCADERAGECOMICS That inappropriate moment

Funny, Funeral, and Moment: THAT FUNNY
JOKE FROM
2 YEARS AGO
ME AT A
FUNERAL
MART VIRKUS '1
fARCADERAGE OARCADERAGECOMICS
That inappropriate moment

Funny, Funeral, and Moment: THAT FUNNY
JOKE FROM
2 YEARS AGO
ME AT A
FUNERAL
MART VIRKUS '1
fARCADERAGE OARCADERAGECOMICS
That inappropriate moment

That inappropriate moment

Birthday, Happy Birthday, and Happy: l GT Mobile 21:40 90% Explore 2 days ago incorrect.bts_ Follow accuratebts Namjoon and Jungkook practicing English Namjoon: So where are you from? Jungkook: South Korea Namjoon: Which part? Jungkook: My whole body #bts #kpop #bts incorrect quotes 4.292 likes incorrect.bts_ ... more 2 days ago banngtanbois Follow Happy Birthday Mr. President

Birthday, Happy Birthday, and Happy: l GT Mobile
21:40
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2 days ago
incorrect.bts_ Follow
accuratebts
Namjoon and Jungkook
practicing English
Namjoon: So where are you from?
Jungkook: South Korea
Namjoon: Which part?
Jungkook: My whole body
#bts #kpop #bts incorrect quotes
4.292 likes
incorrect.bts_ ... more
2 days ago
banngtanbois Follow
Happy Birthday Mr. President

Birthday, Happy Birthday, and Happy: l GT Mobile
21:40
90%
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2 days ago
incorrect.bts_ Follow
accuratebts
Namjoon and Jungkook
practicing English
Namjoon: So where are you from?
Jungkook: South Korea
Namjoon: Which part?
Jungkook: My whole body
#bts #kpop #bts incorrect quotes
4.292 likes
incorrect.bts_ ... more
2 days ago
banngtanbois Follow
Happy Birthday Mr. President

Definitely, Driving, and Drive: l GT Mobile 21:38 90% Explore Jin: *Teaching Namjoon to drive* Okay you're driving and Jimin and a puppy walk into the road. Quick what do you hit? Namjoon : Oh, definitely the puppy. I could never hurt Jimin. Jin: *Massaging his temples* The brakes Namjoon. You hit the brakes. 417 likes oxyjinataed swipe--> I don't feel like writing a caption because my mind is not functioning... more 4 hours ago kdramakononfans . Follow

Definitely, Driving, and Drive: l GT Mobile
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Jin: *Teaching Namjoon to drive*
Okay you're driving and Jimin and a
puppy walk into the road. Quick what do
you hit?
Namjoon : Oh, definitely the puppy. I
could never hurt Jimin.
Jin: *Massaging his temples* The brakes
Namjoon. You hit the brakes.
417 likes
oxyjinataed swipe-->
I don't feel like writing a caption because my mind is
not functioning... more
4 hours ago
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Definitely, Driving, and Drive: l GT Mobile
21:38
90%
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Jin: *Teaching Namjoon to drive*
Okay you're driving and Jimin and a
puppy walk into the road. Quick what do
you hit?
Namjoon : Oh, definitely the puppy. I
could never hurt Jimin.
Jin: *Massaging his temples* The brakes
Namjoon. You hit the brakes.
417 likes
oxyjinataed swipe-->
I don't feel like writing a caption because my mind is
not functioning... more
4 hours ago
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America, Freedom, and Intensifies: Why America is Always at War EARN SOMETHING 7:13 Why America is Always at War Learn L Something Learn Something 1.1M views 1 year ago u/BoredRedditor101 1. The Oil *freedom intensifies*

America, Freedom, and Intensifies: Why America is Always at War
EARN SOMETHING
7:13
Why America is Always at War Learn
L
Something
Learn Something 1.1M views 1 year ago
u/BoredRedditor101
1. The Oil
*freedom intensifies*

America, Freedom, and Intensifies: Why America is Always at War
EARN SOMETHING
7:13
Why America is Always at War Learn
L
Something
Learn Something 1.1M views 1 year ago
u/BoredRedditor101
1. The Oil
*freedom intensifies*

*freedom intensifies*

Apple, School, and Back: 3 weeks ago 1. I cut the wires of regular apple earbuds and wore them at school 2. The school "confiscated" them 3. When I went to get them back I took somebody else's real airpods 1.5K 50 %o 560 1.286 0168 2.286 14563 .156 WE Stonks .9% 0.12% 0287 imoflin oom.

Apple, School, and Back: 3 weeks ago
1. I cut the wires of regular apple earbuds
and wore them at school
2. The school "confiscated" them
3. When I went to get them back I took
somebody else's real airpods
1.5K
50
%o
560
1.286 0168
2.286 14563
.156
WE Stonks
.9%
0.12%
0287
imoflin oom.

Apple, School, and Back: 3 weeks ago
1. I cut the wires of regular apple earbuds
and wore them at school
2. The school "confiscated" them
3. When I went to get them back I took
somebody else's real airpods
1.5K
50
%o
560
1.286 0168
2.286 14563
.156
WE Stonks
.9%
0.12%
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Beautiful, Memes, and Nasa: NASA Chief Has Declared Pluto a Planet Once Again 18 News...-8 hours ago You're as beautiful as the day I lost you... https://t.co/G5Wi1cQr2T

Beautiful, Memes, and Nasa: NASA Chief Has
Declared Pluto a
Planet Once Again
18 News...-8 hours ago
You're as beautiful as the day I lost you...
https://t.co/G5Wi1cQr2T

Beautiful, Memes, and Nasa: NASA Chief Has
Declared Pluto a
Planet Once Again
18 News...-8 hours ago
You're as beautiful as the day I lost you...
https://t.co/G5Wi1cQr2T

https://t.co/G5Wi1cQr2T

How To, Video, and MeIRL: How To Open a Door 709K views GummyBear Gamer 2 years ago Yay, I can finally get out of my room. l've been stuck in here since the "how to close a door" video. 823 8 meirl

How To, Video, and MeIRL: How To Open a Door
709K views
GummyBear Gamer 2 years ago
Yay, I can finally get out of my room. l've been
stuck in here since the "how to close a door" video.
823
8
meirl

How To, Video, and MeIRL: How To Open a Door
709K views
GummyBear Gamer 2 years ago
Yay, I can finally get out of my room. l've been
stuck in here since the "how to close a door" video.
823
8
meirl

meirl

Funny, Funeral, and Moment: THAT FUNNY JOKE FROM 2 YEARS AGO ME AT A FUNERAL MART VIRKUS '1 fARCADERAGE OARCADERAGECOMICS That inappropriate moment

Funny, Funeral, and Moment: THAT FUNNY
JOKE FROM
2 YEARS AGO
ME AT A
FUNERAL
MART VIRKUS '1
fARCADERAGE OARCADERAGECOMICS
That inappropriate moment

Funny, Funeral, and Moment: THAT FUNNY
JOKE FROM
2 YEARS AGO
ME AT A
FUNERAL
MART VIRKUS '1
fARCADERAGE OARCADERAGECOMICS
That inappropriate moment

That inappropriate moment

Beautiful, Fucking, and Handjob: Pornhub 6 months ago This reminds me of a joke..... A man walked into a bar and there's a sign on the bar that says "Handjobs $2, sandwiches$5!". The man says to the beautiful hot blonde behind the bar "hey baby are you the one that gives the hand jobs here?" The blonde purrs seductively" yeah baby I give a great handjob!" The man snaps back "we'll go wash your hands I want a fucking sandwich!" Reply 84 Wash your hands

Beautiful, Fucking, and Handjob: Pornhub
6 months ago
This reminds me of a joke..... A man walked into
a bar and there's a sign
on the bar that says
"Handjobs $2, sandwiches$5!". The man says to
the beautiful hot blonde behind the bar "hey
baby are you the one that gives the hand jobs
here?" The blonde purrs seductively" yeah baby I
give a great handjob!" The man snaps back
"we'll go wash your hands I want a fucking
sandwich!"
Reply
84
Wash your hands

Beautiful, Fucking, and Handjob: Pornhub
6 months ago
This reminds me of a joke..... A man walked into
a bar and there's a sign
on the bar that says
"Handjobs $2, sandwiches$5!". The man says to
the beautiful hot blonde behind the bar "hey
baby are you the one that gives the hand jobs
here?" The blonde purrs seductively" yeah baby I
give a great handjob!" The man snaps back
"we'll go wash your hands I want a fucking
sandwich!"
Reply
84
Wash your hands

Wash your hands

Roomba, Desk, and Power: Voldspacer My roomba is scared of thunderstorms I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. .

Roomba, Desk, and Power: Voldspacer
My roomba is scared of thunderstorms
I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago,
drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder
went off-no power surges or anything, just
thunder-and my roomba fled from its dock and
started spinning in circles
I currently now have an active roomba sitting
quietly on my lap
systlin
Humans will pack bond with anything.
.

Roomba, Desk, and Power: Voldspacer
My roomba is scared of thunderstorms
I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago,
drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder
went off-no power surges or anything, just
thunder-and my roomba fled from its dock and
started spinning in circles
I currently now have an active roomba sitting
quietly on my lap
systlin
Humans will pack bond with anything.
.

.

Gandalf, Men, and There: CEIMS I was there, Gandalf... I was there 3000 years ago. CEIN1 Before the age of men

Gandalf, Men, and There: CEIMS
I was there, Gandalf... I was there 3000 years ago.
CEIN1
Before the age of men

Gandalf, Men, and There: CEIMS
I was there, Gandalf... I was there 3000 years ago.
CEIN1
Before the age of men

Before the age of men

Facts, I Bet, and Free: If I offered you $100,000 to jump from a plar without parachute, would you do it?... I bet you would say no! But what if I told you that the plane was in the ground? Moral of the story: Know all the facts before you open your mouth Grow Invest I would jump for free if the plane was in the air Like Comment 9 minutes ago

Facts, I Bet, and Free: If I offered you $100,000 to jump from a plar
without parachute, would you do it?... I bet
you would say no! But what if I told you that
the plane was in the ground?
Moral of the story: Know all the facts
before you open your mouth
Grow
Invest
I would jump for free if the plane was in the air
Like Comment 9 minutes ago

Facts, I Bet, and Free: If I offered you $100,000 to jump from a plar
without parachute, would you do it?... I bet
you would say no! But what if I told you that
the plane was in the ground?
Moral of the story: Know all the facts
before you open your mouth
Grow
Invest
I would jump for free if the plane was in the air
Like Comment 9 minutes ago

Waves, Happy, and Puppy: 1:05 Puppy isn't happy when waves fill up his newly dug hole Rumble Viral 2.1M views 4 days ago

Waves, Happy, and Puppy: 1:05
Puppy isn't happy when waves fill up his newly
dug hole
Rumble Viral 2.1M views 4 days ago

Waves, Happy, and Puppy: 1:05
Puppy isn't happy when waves fill up his newly
dug hole
Rumble Viral 2.1M views 4 days ago

Love, Happy, and Patience: Six years ago, Cropper was found in the street after a dog fight. Injured and ill, Cropper was nursed back to health by this man's patience, love and determination. Not strong enough to return to the wild, Cropper spends very happy days with his human friend. Little fox friend

Love, Happy, and Patience: Six years ago, Cropper was found in the street after a dog fight.
Injured and ill, Cropper was nursed back to health by this
man's patience, love and determination. Not strong enough to return
to the wild, Cropper spends very happy days with his human friend.
Little fox friend

Love, Happy, and Patience: Six years ago, Cropper was found in the street after a dog fight.
Injured and ill, Cropper was nursed back to health by this
man's patience, love and determination. Not strong enough to return
to the wild, Cropper spends very happy days with his human friend.
Little fox friend

Little fox friend

Being Alone, Dad, and Family: someone please get my dad off snapchat Daddy 20m ago Leave my family ALONE !! 46 Images That Will Make You Die Laughing

Being Alone, Dad, and Family: someone please get my dad off
snapchat
Daddy
20m ago
Leave my family ALONE !!
46 Images That Will Make You Die Laughing

Being Alone, Dad, and Family: someone please get my dad off
snapchat
Daddy
20m ago
Leave my family ALONE !!
46 Images That Will Make You Die Laughing

46 Images That Will Make You Die Laughing

Internet, Area 51, and The Internet: Skidians 2 years ago KAP I swear there's gonna be a stupid trend called "ENTER AREA 51 CHALLENGE" 581 36 VIEW 36 REPLIES The Internet 2 years later: ifunny.co

Internet, Area 51, and The Internet: Skidians 2 years ago
KAP
I swear there's gonna be a stupid trend called
"ENTER AREA 51 CHALLENGE"
581
36
VIEW 36 REPLIES
The Internet 2 years later:
ifunny.co

Internet, Area 51, and The Internet: Skidians 2 years ago
KAP
I swear there's gonna be a stupid trend called
"ENTER AREA 51 CHALLENGE"
581
36
VIEW 36 REPLIES
The Internet 2 years later:
ifunny.co

9/11, Ass, and Definitely: Thave so many fucking questions Today 8:48 AM Such as? Today 9:11 AM Like how much of your bio is a joke Today 11:29 AM None of it, why? i consider myself bold I can definitely see that. So if that's the case my follow up is how did you find out you can stick your foot up your ass? Sent Im a curious girl Send Type a message GIF L Found this rollercoaster conversation I had from about a year ago

9/11, Ass, and Definitely: Thave so many fucking questions
Today 8:48 AM
Such as?
Today 9:11 AM
Like how much of your bio is a
joke
Today 11:29 AM
None of it, why?
i consider myself bold
I can definitely see that. So if
that's the case my follow up is
how did you find out you can
stick your foot up your ass?
Sent
Im a curious girl
Send
Type a message
GIF
L
Found this rollercoaster conversation I had from about a year ago

9/11, Ass, and Definitely: Thave so many fucking questions
Today 8:48 AM
Such as?
Today 9:11 AM
Like how much of your bio is a
joke
Today 11:29 AM
None of it, why?
i consider myself bold
I can definitely see that. So if
that's the case my follow up is
how did you find out you can
stick your foot up your ass?
Sent
Im a curious girl
Send
Type a message
GIF
L
Found this rollercoaster conversation I had from about a year ago

Found this rollercoaster conversation I had from about a year ago

Gif, Sword, and One: 10:57 PM 62% Shuyang imagine your name is pronounced the way a sword sounds when someone pulls it out for a duel 3 hr. ago ???? that well then im hardly ever speechless but this is one of those times Shuyang 8 min. ago GIF Send a message... *shuyang*

Gif, Sword, and One: 10:57 PM
62%
Shuyang
imagine your name is
pronounced the way a sword
sounds when someone pulls
it out for a duel
3 hr. ago
????
that
well then
im hardly ever
speechless but this is
one of those times
Shuyang 8 min. ago
GIF Send a message...
*shuyang*

Gif, Sword, and One: 10:57 PM
62%
Shuyang
imagine your name is
pronounced the way a sword
sounds when someone pulls
it out for a duel
3 hr. ago
????
that
well then
im hardly ever
speechless but this is
one of those times
Shuyang 8 min. ago
GIF Send a message...
*shuyang*

*shuyang*

Today, Got, and Day: Got married 1 year ago today. We tried not to let little problems ruin our day.

Today, Got, and Day: Got married 1 year ago today. We tried not to let little problems ruin our day.

Today, Got, and Day: Got married 1 year ago today. We tried not to let little problems ruin our day.

Got married 1 year ago today. We tried not to let little problems ruin our day.

Shit, Videos, and Fuck: 2:22/4:33 Share Like Add to Top Comments how the fuck do people do this shit, i tried to draw a tree yesterday and got so angry I had to lay down and count to ten Mattelliott1234 5 days ago in playlist Liked videos 129 Every time

Shit, Videos, and Fuck: 2:22/4:33
Share
Like
Add to
Top Comments
how the fuck do people do this shit, i tried to draw a tree yesterday and got so
angry I had to lay down and count to ten
Mattelliott1234 5 days ago in playlist Liked videos 129
Every time

Shit, Videos, and Fuck: 2:22/4:33
Share
Like
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how the fuck do people do this shit, i tried to draw a tree yesterday and got so
angry I had to lay down and count to ten
Mattelliott1234 5 days ago in playlist Liked videos 129
Every time

Every time

Meme, Good, and You: 1 month ago You're weak. 4 weeks ago I'm you. Good meme

Meme, Good, and You: 1 month ago
You're weak.
4 weeks ago
I'm you.
Good meme

Meme, Good, and You: 1 month ago
You're weak.
4 weeks ago
I'm you.
Good meme

Good meme

Chill, No Chill, and April: No Chill Snaps 2h ago Derrick @fatherrayo how attractive are you? January 73% February 32% March 67% April 100% May 0% June 90% July 86% August 9% September 99% October 2% November 50% December 101% | Lainf Aop 2%! Seriously?!

Chill, No Chill, and April: No Chill Snaps
2h ago
Derrick
@fatherrayo
how attractive are you?
January 73%
February 32%
March 67%
April 100%
May 0%
June 90%
July 86%
August 9%
September 99%
October 2%
November 50%
December 101%
| Lainf Aop
2%! Seriously?!

Chill, No Chill, and April: No Chill Snaps
2h ago
Derrick
@fatherrayo
how attractive are you?
January 73%
February 32%
March 67%
April 100%
May 0%
June 90%
July 86%
August 9%
September 99%
October 2%
November 50%
December 101%
| Lainf Aop
2%! Seriously?!

2%! Seriously?!

Time, Net, and Href: I stopped worrying about me a long time ago. https://iglovequotes.net/

Time, Net, and Href: I stopped worrying about me a long time ago.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Time, Net, and Href: I stopped worrying about me a long time ago.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Internet, Area 51, and The Internet: Skidians 2 years ago KAD I swear there's gonna be a stupid trend called "ENTER AREA 51 CHALLENGE" 36 581 VIEW 36 REPLIES The Internet 2 years later: ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎

Internet, Area 51, and The Internet: Skidians 2 years ago
KAD
I swear there's gonna be a stupid trend called
"ENTER AREA 51 CHALLENGE"
36
581
VIEW 36 REPLIES
The Internet 2 years later:
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎

Internet, Area 51, and The Internet: Skidians 2 years ago
KAD
I swear there's gonna be a stupid trend called
"ENTER AREA 51 CHALLENGE"
36
581
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The Internet 2 years later:
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎

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Bad, Best Friend, and Funny: 5:22 Marta Sunday 3:09 PM Is he my competition or smt? What? Hahaha Imean who You mean the guy in my second picture? Sunday 3:56 PM Ya Are you gonna toss us into a gladiator pit? Not at all He's my best friend Since like 6 years ago Ah too bad Sounded fun Be an exciting date Yeah it could be interesting right? Something different at least Broooo My finishing move would be a thing to behold I'd front kick him and yell THIS IS MARTA! Hahahahahah hahahaha wow That's funny to imagine This is Marta instead of this is Sparta Nailed it she explained the joke…

Bad, Best Friend, and Funny: 5:22
Marta
Sunday 3:09 PM
Is he my competition or smt?
What? Hahaha
Imean who
You mean the guy in my second
picture?
Sunday 3:56 PM
Ya
Are you gonna toss us into a gladiator
pit?
Not at all
He's my best friend
Since like 6 years ago
Ah too bad
Sounded fun
Be an exciting date
Yeah it could be interesting right?
Something different at least
Broooo
My finishing move would be a thing to
behold
I'd front kick him and yell THIS IS
MARTA!
Hahahahahah
hahahaha wow
That's funny to imagine
This is Marta instead of this is Sparta
Nailed it
she explained the joke…

Bad, Best Friend, and Funny: 5:22
Marta
Sunday 3:09 PM
Is he my competition or smt?
What? Hahaha
Imean who
You mean the guy in my second
picture?
Sunday 3:56 PM
Ya
Are you gonna toss us into a gladiator
pit?
Not at all
He's my best friend
Since like 6 years ago
Ah too bad
Sounded fun
Be an exciting date
Yeah it could be interesting right?
Something different at least
Broooo
My finishing move would be a thing to
behold
I'd front kick him and yell THIS IS
MARTA!
Hahahahahah
hahahaha wow
That's funny to imagine
This is Marta instead of this is Sparta
Nailed it
she explained the joke…

she explained the joke…

Fbi, Target, and Tumblr: 7:19 how 2 get a millionaire sugar 597K views 1 year ago rheeinbflat: theshitneyspears: prepping for 2019 The FBI comes to your house and shoots you if you watch this while eating

Fbi, Target, and Tumblr: 7:19
how 2 get a millionaire sugar
597K views 1 year ago
rheeinbflat:

theshitneyspears:

prepping for 2019

The FBI comes to your house and shoots you if you watch this while eating

Fbi, Target, and Tumblr: 7:19
how 2 get a millionaire sugar
597K views 1 year ago
rheeinbflat:

theshitneyspears:

prepping for 2019

The FBI comes to your house and shoots you if you watch this while eating

rheeinbflat: theshitneyspears: prepping for 2019 The FBI comes to your house and shoots you if you watch this while eating

Jay, Anxiety, and At&t: l AT&T LTE 81% 6:19 PM Explore cocksparkles Follow Retweeted jacob @jacob_derodes anyone who was a "pleasure to have in class" has an anxiety disorder now Liked by I.I.cool.jay and 8,119 others cocksparkles literally omfg??? View all 102 comments 20 HOURS AGO BASED ON PEOPLE YOU FOLLOW +)

Jay, Anxiety, and At&t: l AT&T LTE
81%
6:19 PM
Explore
cocksparkles Follow
Retweeted
jacob
@jacob_derodes
anyone who was a "pleasure to have in
class" has an anxiety disorder now
Liked by I.I.cool.jay and 8,119 others
cocksparkles literally omfg???
View all 102 comments
20 HOURS AGO BASED ON PEOPLE YOU FOLLOW
+)

Jay, Anxiety, and At&t: l AT&T LTE
81%
6:19 PM
Explore
cocksparkles Follow
Retweeted
jacob
@jacob_derodes
anyone who was a "pleasure to have in
class" has an anxiety disorder now
Liked by I.I.cool.jay and 8,119 others
cocksparkles literally omfg???
View all 102 comments
20 HOURS AGO BASED ON PEOPLE YOU FOLLOW
+)

Fake, Tumblr, and Best: kleo mcq @kleo_patraa Pretty sure I just received the best fake ID of my bartending career; a girl handed me my missing license from 2 years ago 8:25 PM - May 8, 2018 537K 75K people are talking about this nefertsukia:

Fake, Tumblr, and Best: kleo mcq
@kleo_patraa
Pretty sure I just received the best fake ID of my bartending
career; a girl handed me my missing license from 2 years ago
8:25 PM - May 8, 2018
537K
75K people are talking about this
nefertsukia:

Fake, Tumblr, and Best: kleo mcq
@kleo_patraa
Pretty sure I just received the best fake ID of my bartending
career; a girl handed me my missing license from 2 years ago
8:25 PM - May 8, 2018
537K
75K people are talking about this
nefertsukia:

nefertsukia:

Twitter, Voice, and Physics: Jason Heeris & 1247 others @detly A few weeks ago, I tried to literally bore my 3yo to sleep by telling him everything I knew about nuclear and particle physics. It's a fair bit, it was my speciality once. Every night since then, as he's falling asleep, his little voice pipes up: "tell me about atoms daddy." 1:35 13 Sep 19 Twitter Web App A Father and Son connection

Twitter, Voice, and Physics: Jason Heeris & 1247 others
@detly
A few weeks ago, I tried to literally
bore my 3yo to sleep by telling
him everything I knew about
nuclear and particle physics. It's a
fair bit, it was my speciality once.
Every night since then, as he's
falling asleep, his little voice pipes
up: "tell me about atoms daddy."
1:35 13 Sep 19 Twitter Web App
A Father and Son connection

Twitter, Voice, and Physics: Jason Heeris & 1247 others
@detly
A few weeks ago, I tried to literally
bore my 3yo to sleep by telling
him everything I knew about
nuclear and particle physics. It's a
fair bit, it was my speciality once.
Every night since then, as he's
falling asleep, his little voice pipes
up: "tell me about atoms daddy."
1:35 13 Sep 19 Twitter Web App
A Father and Son connection

A Father and Son connection

Ash, Pokemon, and MeIRL: Gaming 34 minutes ago Ash Ketchum wins Pokémon League after 22 years I finally rest. Meirl

Ash, Pokemon, and MeIRL: Gaming 34 minutes ago
Ash Ketchum wins Pokémon
League after 22 years
I finally rest.
Meirl

Ash, Pokemon, and MeIRL: Gaming 34 minutes ago
Ash Ketchum wins Pokémon
League after 22 years
I finally rest.
Meirl

Meirl

Beer, Money, and Tumblr: Antonia @Flaminhaystack Lots of banging noises outside. I find my Romanian neighbours have rebuilt my fence which had fallen down a while ago. When I offered money/beer as gratitude, they said it was better to do nice things rather than expect something. Bloody foreigners coming here & building fences awesomacious: Good fences make good neighbours!

Beer, Money, and Tumblr: Antonia
@Flaminhaystack
Lots of banging noises outside.
I find my Romanian neighbours
have rebuilt my fence which had
fallen down a while ago.
When I offered money/beer as
gratitude, they said it was better to
do nice things rather than expect
something.
Bloody foreigners coming here &
building fences
awesomacious:

Good fences make good neighbours!

Beer, Money, and Tumblr: Antonia
@Flaminhaystack
Lots of banging noises outside.
I find my Romanian neighbours
have rebuilt my fence which had
fallen down a while ago.
When I offered money/beer as
gratitude, they said it was better to
do nice things rather than expect
something.
Bloody foreigners coming here &
building fences
awesomacious:

Good fences make good neighbours!

awesomacious: Good fences make good neighbours!

Depression, Boys, and Can: YOU ARE NOT YOU NOT ARE DEPRESSED, STOP IT! DEPRESSED 2:29 4.3M views 3 years ago Well boys, we did it. Depression is no more. Now you can stop being depressed

Depression, Boys, and Can: YOU ARE NOT
YOU
NOT
ARE
DEPRESSED, STOP
IT!
DEPRESSED
2:29
4.3M views 3 years ago
Well boys, we did it. Depression is no more.
Now you can stop being depressed

Depression, Boys, and Can: YOU ARE NOT
YOU
NOT
ARE
DEPRESSED, STOP
IT!
DEPRESSED
2:29
4.3M views 3 years ago
Well boys, we did it. Depression is no more.
Now you can stop being depressed

Now you can stop being depressed

Ask, Can, and You: Foxkonn 8 years ago Rats off to you, sir. Reply jett 8 months ago are you there still? can i ask you a question Reply .

Ask, Can, and You: Foxkonn 8 years ago
Rats off to you, sir.
Reply
jett 8 months ago
are you there still? can i ask you a question
Reply .

Ask, Can, and You: Foxkonn 8 years ago
Rats off to you, sir.
Reply
jett 8 months ago
are you there still? can i ask you a question
Reply .

Family, Friends, and Gif: 9:23 YOU MATCHED WITE SN 9/14/19 Good morning here a couple months ago and know no one so friends would be nice I just moved Today 9:08 PM ig I'm clearing my Wicked add me on tinder Snapchat? I'm one of those annoying people that don't use any social media Unless snap counts My snap is for close friends No problem. You can just text me if you want? My phone number is for family, work and another important stuff. Okay. Do you have an address or PO Box? I can write you letters Sent Type a message Send GIF She unmatched me before I could suggest walkie talkies

Family, Friends, and Gif: 9:23
YOU MATCHED WITE
SN 9/14/19
Good morning
here a couple months ago and know no
one so friends would be nice
I just moved
Today 9:08 PM
ig I'm clearing my
Wicked add me on
tinder
Snapchat? I'm one of those annoying
people that don't use any social media
Unless snap counts
My snap is for close friends
No problem. You can just text me if
you want?
My phone number is for family, work
and another important stuff.
Okay. Do you have an address or PO
Box? I can write you letters
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
She unmatched me before I could suggest walkie talkies

Family, Friends, and Gif: 9:23
YOU MATCHED WITE
SN 9/14/19
Good morning
here a couple months ago and know no
one so friends would be nice
I just moved
Today 9:08 PM
ig I'm clearing my
Wicked add me on
tinder
Snapchat? I'm one of those annoying
people that don't use any social media
Unless snap counts
My snap is for close friends
No problem. You can just text me if
you want?
My phone number is for family, work
and another important stuff.
Okay. Do you have an address or PO
Box? I can write you letters
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
She unmatched me before I could suggest walkie talkies

She unmatched me before I could suggest walkie talkies

Lost, Working, and Code: T R[U D[Y] @thetrudz Shoutout to ppl who save documents every 2.1 seconds while working on them because you lost one file 21 years ago & won't be caught slipping again. Me pressing ctrl-s after writing half a line of code

Lost, Working, and Code: T R[U D[Y]
@thetrudz
Shoutout to ppl who save
documents every 2.1 seconds while
working on them because you lost
one file 21 years ago & won't be
caught slipping again.
Me pressing ctrl-s after writing half a line of code

Lost, Working, and Code: T R[U D[Y]
@thetrudz
Shoutout to ppl who save
documents every 2.1 seconds while
working on them because you lost
one file 21 years ago & won't be
caught slipping again.
Me pressing ctrl-s after writing half a line of code

Me pressing ctrl-s after writing half a line of code

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God, Lol, and Reddit: - lolpenisbot -1 points 26 minutes ago
lol penis
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- lolpenisbot -1 points 25 minutes ago
lol penis
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] lolpenisbot -1 points 24 minutes ago
lol penis
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lolpenisbot-1 points 24 minutes ago
lol penis
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[- lolpenisbot-1 points 23 minutes ago
lol penis
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perkwunos:

fawnbro:
some idiot on reddit made a bot that replies to every comment that uses the word penis with ‘lol penis’ and didn’t realise it would also pick up on its own comments

How God made our world

God, Lol, and Reddit: - lolpenisbot -1 points 26 minutes ago
lol penis
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- lolpenisbot -1 points 25 minutes ago
lol penis
permalink save parent report give gold reply
] lolpenisbot -1 points 24 minutes ago
lol penis
permalink save parent report give gold reply
lolpenisbot-1 points 24 minutes ago
lol penis
permalink save parent report give gold reply
[- lolpenisbot-1 points 23 minutes ago
lol penis
permalink save parent report give gold reply
perkwunos:

fawnbro:
some idiot on reddit made a bot that replies to every comment that uses the word penis with ‘lol penis’ and didn’t realise it would also pick up on its own comments

How God made our world

perkwunos: fawnbro: some idiot on reddit made a bot that replies to every comment that uses the word penis with ‘lol penis’ and didn’t real...

Alive, Video Games, and Games: They say video games make u violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage Sour 240,554 notes Pretty much

Alive, Video Games, and Games: They say video games make u violent,
but hundreds of years ago we burned
people alive for being witches so
probably humans are just garbage
Sour
240,554 notes
Pretty much

Alive, Video Games, and Games: They say video games make u violent,
but hundreds of years ago we burned
people alive for being witches so
probably humans are just garbage
Sour
240,554 notes
Pretty much

Pretty much

Arsenal, Football, and Soccer: Farzan Tarzan 5m ago JLSmts IVE peps 80:18 CMMASTER CONM This is it. I'm never watching football again Send a Chat Look at the damage Arsenal are doing to their fans... 😂😭😂 https://t.co/mhcpe5q0Nr

Arsenal, Football, and Soccer: Farzan Tarzan
5m ago
JLSmts
IVE
peps
80:18
CMMASTER
CONM
This is it. I'm never watching football again
Send a Chat
Look at the damage Arsenal are doing to their fans... 😂😭😂 https://t.co/mhcpe5q0Nr

Arsenal, Football, and Soccer: Farzan Tarzan
5m ago
JLSmts
IVE
peps
80:18
CMMASTER
CONM
This is it. I'm never watching football again
Send a Chat
Look at the damage Arsenal are doing to their fans... 😂😭😂 https://t.co/mhcpe5q0Nr

Look at the damage Arsenal are doing to their fans... 😂😭😂 https://t.co/mhcpe5q0Nr

Disney, Friends, and Camera: Comedy Sexual 2h ago from Camera Roll changes to disney channel* 0:22 me in 2010: Hold it down & send to all your friends

Disney, Friends, and Camera: Comedy Sexual
2h ago from Camera Roll
changes to disney channel*
0:22
me in 2010:
Hold it down & send to all your friends

Disney, Friends, and Camera: Comedy Sexual
2h ago from Camera Roll
changes to disney channel*
0:22
me in 2010:
Hold it down & send to all your friends

Dank, Head, and Memes: kyn @410eurok about 5 years ago, i was extremely depressed and anorexic.. i grabbed my brothers gun.. put it to my head.. pulled the trigger but there weren't any bullets inside.. that day could've been my final day.. but i'm glad i'm still here Keep staying strong sis by Jetty_Boy MORE MEMES

Dank, Head, and Memes: kyn
@410eurok
about 5 years ago, i was extremely
depressed and anorexic.. i
grabbed my brothers gun.. put it
to my head.. pulled the trigger but
there weren't any bullets inside..
that day could've been my final
day.. but i'm glad i'm still here

Keep staying strong sis by Jetty_Boy
MORE MEMES

Dank, Head, and Memes: kyn
@410eurok
about 5 years ago, i was extremely
depressed and anorexic.. i
grabbed my brothers gun.. put it
to my head.. pulled the trigger but
there weren't any bullets inside..
that day could've been my final
day.. but i'm glad i'm still here

Keep staying strong sis by Jetty_Boy
MORE MEMES

Keep staying strong sis by Jetty_Boy MORE MEMES

Twitter, Voice, and Physics: Jason Heeris & 1247 others @detly A few weeks ago, I tried to literally bore my 3yo to sleep by telling him everything I knew about nuclear and particle physics. It's a fair bit, it was my speciality once. Every night since then, as he's falling asleep, his little voice pipes up: "tell me about atoms daddy." 7:35 PM 9/12/19 Twitter Web App 27.1K Retweets 200K Likes

Twitter, Voice, and Physics: Jason Heeris & 1247 others
@detly
A few weeks ago, I tried to literally bore
my 3yo to sleep by telling him
everything I knew about nuclear and
particle physics. It's a fair bit, it was my
speciality once. Every night since then,
as he's falling asleep, his little voice
pipes up: "tell me about atoms daddy."
7:35 PM 9/12/19 Twitter Web App
27.1K Retweets 200K Likes

Twitter, Voice, and Physics: Jason Heeris & 1247 others
@detly
A few weeks ago, I tried to literally bore
my 3yo to sleep by telling him
everything I knew about nuclear and
particle physics. It's a fair bit, it was my
speciality once. Every night since then,
as he's falling asleep, his little voice
pipes up: "tell me about atoms daddy."
7:35 PM 9/12/19 Twitter Web App
27.1K Retweets 200K Likes

Use, Broke, and Thinking: when i'm broke and start thinking of that $8 ispent 3 years ago that i could use rn

Use, Broke, and Thinking: when i'm broke and start thinking of that
$8 ispent 3 years ago that i could use
rn

Use, Broke, and Thinking: when i'm broke and start thinking of that
$8 ispent 3 years ago that i could use
rn