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Books, Dad, and Dating: Several women in this group have blocked me on Facebook for contacting them privately. You know...heh..the irony is that whenever I contact my fellow men from this group I am generally met with an enthusiastic response. I wonder why 07:46 1 ull 4G teminists. And then you convinced a man to apply authoritarian powers on me, merely for the fact that I am a male. It turns out that men can also be oppressed in society as was Atwood's intended message of her novel. that is.... I could use my status within this group to humiliate all of you. But l'm a gentleman and the torment it would put you through does not comply with my ethics. You skanks know who you are, and if you're even capable of reading this, here were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come around to changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot that is). To the girl who called me an 'incel' for trying to discuss Nabokov's magnum opus 'Lolita': Your lame feminist buzzwords have no bearing on my mental health. Do you really think I like it based solely around the hebophilia? I would encourage you to read it , as the prose is magnificent But judging by your less than impressive vocabulary, I doubt you would be able to understand it. To the girl who called me a loser and said I was trying to show off because I said you should read Tolstoy's epic 'War and Peace': I wasn't aware that reading something was suddenly a huge achievement. The fact that I wanted you to read it meant that I believed you were the rare type of woman who could endure such a lengthy piece of literature. The irony is that later in another thread I saw you talking about how you read all the Harry Potter books before you turned 12. It's plainly obvious to see that you view the arts ir the most superficial way possible. There's no way I would ever date someone like that. First off, yes l'll admit I find some of you pretty attractive. I am a normal, healthy, biological male. Of course l'm attracted to women, and that should be seen as a compliment. That does not automatically mean my intentions were to sleep with you. I don't understand how the words 'Hi, how are you?' gets translated into 'Hi, do you have a boyfriend?' When we started having a conversation in one of the threads did I precede my comment with 'Hi, sorry I'm already attracted to someone else?'Sure, maybe some day after getting to know each other a bit more, an infatuation might develop and we could start dating. But women these days seem to think that hetero men are incapable of having a platonic relationship with the other To all the other girls who haven't responded or have been a bit timid in their replies, please don't take this post the wrong way. As you can see I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me on this post, and I will always respect your decision no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell my interests are mainly in the high arts, and I can guarantee you that at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgable friend. sex. To the girl who showed her dad my message and made him call the cops: Do you have any idea just how ironic that is? | was trying to explain to you how Atwood's 'The Handmaid's Tale' has been severely misinterpreted by third wave feminists. And then you convinced a man to apply authoritarian powers on me, merely for the fact that I am male. It turns out that men can also be oppressed in society, as was Atwood's intended message of her novel. O Like Comment Found in a meme page on Facebook
Books, Dad, and Dating: Several women in this group have blocked me on Facebook
 for contacting them privately. You know...heh..the irony is
 that whenever I contact my fellow men from this group I am
 generally met with an enthusiastic response. I wonder why
 07:46 1
 ull 4G
 teminists. And then you convinced a man to apply
 authoritarian powers on me, merely for the fact that I am a
 male. It turns out that men can also be oppressed in society
 as was Atwood's intended message of her novel.
 that is....
 I could use my status within this group to humiliate all of
 you. But l'm a gentleman and the torment it would put you
 through does not comply with my ethics. You skanks know
 who you are, and if you're even capable of reading this, here
 were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come around to
 changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot
 that is).
 To the girl who called me an 'incel' for trying to discuss
 Nabokov's magnum opus 'Lolita': Your lame feminist
 buzzwords have no bearing on my mental health. Do you
 really think I like it based solely around the hebophilia? I
 would encourage you to read it , as the prose is magnificent
 But judging by your less than impressive vocabulary, I doubt
 you would be able to understand it.
 To the girl who called me a loser and said I was trying to
 show off because I said you should read Tolstoy's epic 'War
 and Peace': I wasn't aware that reading something was
 suddenly a huge achievement. The fact that I wanted you to
 read it meant that I believed you were the rare type of
 woman who could endure such a lengthy piece of literature.
 The irony is that later in another thread I saw you talking
 about how you read all the Harry Potter books before you
 turned 12. It's plainly obvious to see that you view the arts ir
 the most superficial way possible. There's no way I would
 ever date someone like that.
 First off, yes l'll admit I find some of you pretty attractive. I
 am a normal, healthy, biological male. Of course l'm
 attracted to women, and that should be seen as a
 compliment. That does not automatically mean my
 intentions were to sleep with you. I don't understand how
 the words 'Hi, how are you?' gets translated into 'Hi, do you
 have a boyfriend?' When we started having a conversation
 in one of the threads did I precede my comment with 'Hi,
 sorry I'm already attracted to someone else?'Sure, maybe
 some day after getting to know each other a bit more, an
 infatuation might develop and we could start dating. But
 women these days seem to think that hetero men are
 incapable of having a platonic relationship with the other
 To all the other girls who haven't responded or have been a
 bit timid in their replies, please don't take this post the
 wrong way. As you can see I didn't tag any of the women
 who wronged me on this post, and I will always respect your
 decision no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell
 my interests are mainly in the high arts, and I can guarantee
 you that at the very least you will end up having a very
 compatible and knowledgable friend.
 sex.
 To the girl who showed her dad my message and made him
 call the cops: Do you have any idea just how ironic that is? |
 was trying to explain to you how Atwood's 'The Handmaid's
 Tale' has been severely misinterpreted by third wave
 feminists. And then you convinced a man to apply
 authoritarian powers on me, merely for the fact that I am
 male. It turns out that men can also be oppressed in society,
 as was Atwood's intended message of her novel.
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 Comment
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Fall, Powerful, and Kid: Found that nativity scene and it’s really powerful. All of our shadows fall on every kid in a cage.

Found that nativity scene and it’s really powerful. All of our shadows fall on every kid in a cage.

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 places but just kinda brushed it
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Click, Fbi, and Yeah: (LackiBlock212: ye cb boring [Rocket_Wizard27]: 0 x (Team) You are now on the "SCPS' team. [Isoularkl): 4 CHSE (Rocket Wizard27]: 20f4 (Rocket_Wizard27]: f CHB JOONHON 7 (Rocket Wizard27]: ZZ [Wonwoo9999): 24 13:48 Containment Breach You will be released at 13:00 Alliances Class-D Persone Facility Personnel Security Detail BMobile Task Force Chaos Insurgency SCPS You are an instance of SCP÷966 You cannot be seen by players when not in your attack animation. NVGS counter your invisibility. Left click to attack. Escape the facility! Serpent's Hand UNGOC UIU / FBI GRU/ KGB Controls - Press (B) to open/close this menu Press (E] on doors to open/close them - Press (LMB) to attack players SCP-966 100% Islendermyndoepj: imeant tor reintorcements [PowerSans1234]: i get delta Akatel17754)t xd (slendermyndoep): yeah] (Team) You are now on the 'Mobile Task Force' team. 1Acatell/754: SH PLS 9:55 Containment Breach ** ** may come or goc that good goc help (ServerlitNoStoyD FRIENDLY Alliances Class-D Personne Facility Personnel Security Detail B Mobile Task Force Chaos Insurgency SCPS 'You are an Eta-10 See You are part of an elite reinforcement unit. Dangerous vísual memetics are rendered harmless to you. Press [F] to toggle Night Vision, this is required to see SCP-966. Serpent's Hand UNGOC UIU / FBI GRU/KGB Controls - Press (B] to open/close this menu - Press (E] on doors to open/close them - Press (Q) to drop your in-hand item -Press [F] to toggle night vision NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HER See No Evill 93% 100% They cant just let us escape hidden
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 Escape the facility!
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 Controls
 - Press (B) to open/close
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 Press (E] on doors to
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 players
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 Islendermyndoepj: imeant tor reintorcements
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 GRU/KGB
 Controls
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They cant just let us escape hidden

Af, Bad, and Crying: This capri-Sun ORANGE Capri-Sun 22 o Fruit ice dink Suck me dry! l'd suck you dry A Hi, you've reached caprisun customer care. How may I be of assistance? That's an interesting proposition I have an alternative one Take me out to dinner first I just want you to fill me up Give me that vitamin C I feel like you'd be more of a lunch person Nah, what I can give you is that good old vitamin D If you get my vibe Well I'm down for dinner or lunch as long as you're the desert Can't believe l'm flirting with a drink Lol You also can't sleep? Wow it's 2019, have some acceptance. You go to liberal as they come ffs they're as That's true Love is love I'm a drink Lana, I don't need to sleep You're just gonna use the L word like that I mean I love Capri sun I really like citrus juices You don't need to refer to me in the third person So you just go around matching with all the citrus juices Makes me sad really, I thought this was special Look Tropicana is also quite nice But you know what? I like the fact you come with a straw It gives me something to suck Ah classic straw diggers I know your type A couple of hard sucks and then you hit the road I can't promise you a long time But, you will be dry by the end of it Great, neither can I. 5 minutes tops. Normally it's shorter Impressed As dry as your humor? Maybe Nothings as dry as my humour Except you after seeing how short my straw really is Sad It's not about the length of the straw It's about how you use it I really love the pictures of you where you scribble your friends' faces off. Really brings out the colour of your eyes. Well if you don't know how to use a straw l'd think you'd be pretty fucking dumb Sometimes need someone to guide me Every straw is different Who told you to try all of them My father I'm sure you two must have an interesting relationship But your daddy issues aside What do you do for fun? What? It's just juice That's low key kinda racist Well.... I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend But in my spare time I guess I like reading Watching documentaries about cannibalism Movies No offence taken. I like edgy racist jokes. Going out to eat Had poke the other day, really is just a raw fish salad So do you eat while watching documentaries of cannibalism, imagining yourself feasting on the flesh of your enemies? Or did I get excited for nothing? I don't really have enemies Nah I just like watching them A wise man once stated never to trust someone without enimies It's like the other day I was watching this one about famine in Russia during the Cold War, so they started feasting on each other Anyway What do you like doing? I love depressing stories I love doing girls mostly Guys too but only if I'm drunk Interesting considering you've got a short straw A short straw But it packs a punch Yum And when I let loose it kicks back like a cannon That's quite juicy So what's keeping you awake? Isn't it past your bed time or whatever It actually is Normally I sleep at 8:30 Not really Ok boomer I'm not really an insomniac But like I can't sleep until 3-4 normally Would you like to become one Not really What's your deal Capri? Can I call you that? That's Mr. Sun to you young lady Well not much. Tinder has my phone dinging way to much So here I am If I put it on vibrate it feel like an earthquake I normally have my tinder notifications off Well I need to keep my fans happy unlike you I guess so I guess if would be bad customer service and unprofessional That's just part of the hustle I guess Is you pretending to be Capri sun a escape mechanism and you're actually bullied? It's actually a coping mechanism. It's hard being so awesome all the time. This is my less awesome form. What are you actually like? I once made a fake account and pretended to be spongebob So like l'm curious about you Well lucky for you I don't have another account Well if you wanna know what I'm like, I could give you my insta but | don't feel like you've earned it Fair I was more of curious You can stay as Capri sun So how's the gender studies degree coming along? I do pharmacy That's cool tooI guess Is it tho Is it really But you're Capri sun But not on the manufacturing part And? Some companies are inclusive ya know I guess you're more diverse than I thought Oh, I have a feeling that I'm way different to what you're expecting I don't really know what to expect Are you actually 22? Yes that part is actually true Wait what I mean all of it is You're sly af Lol So Capri Other than doing girls, what else do you like to do? Study Run Play board games And video games And try to overdose on adrenaline I'm between my massive crying sessions I like sudoku *in Well I like egg whites Sue me Do you actually prefer them to the yolk? I actually don't have a preference I don't discriminate by colour or texture or taste I usually do that by race Lol Well done EStitch It! Matches with this really cool girl while posing as Capri-Sun
Af, Bad, and Crying: This
 capri-Sun
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 Capri-Sun 22 o
 Fruit ice dink
 Suck me dry!
 l'd suck you dry A
 Hi, you've reached caprisun
 customer care. How may I be of
 assistance?
 That's an interesting proposition
 I have an alternative one
 Take me out to dinner first
 I just want you to fill me up
 Give me that vitamin C
 I feel like you'd be more of a lunch
 person
 Nah, what I can give you is that
 good old vitamin D
 If you get my vibe
 Well I'm down for dinner or lunch
 as long as you're the desert
 Can't believe l'm flirting with a
 drink
 Lol
 You also can't sleep?
 Wow it's 2019, have some
 acceptance.
 You go to
 liberal as they come
 ffs they're as
 That's true
 Love is love
 I'm a drink Lana, I don't need to
 sleep
 You're just gonna use the L word
 like that
 I mean
 I love Capri sun
 I really like citrus juices
 You don't need to refer to me in
 the third person
 So you just go around matching
 with all the citrus juices
 Makes me sad really, I thought
 this was special
 Look
 Tropicana is also quite nice
 But you know what? I like the fact
 you come with a straw
 It gives me something to suck
 Ah classic straw diggers
 I know your type
 A couple of hard sucks and then
 you hit the road
 I can't promise you a long time
 But, you will be dry by the end of
 it
 Great, neither can I. 5 minutes
 tops.
 Normally it's shorter
 Impressed
 As dry as your humor?
 Maybe
 Nothings as dry as my humour
 Except you after seeing how short
 my straw really is
 Sad
 It's not about the length of the
 straw
 It's about how you use it
 I really love the pictures of you
 where you scribble your friends'
 faces off. Really brings out the
 colour of your eyes.
 Well if you don't know how to use
 a straw l'd think you'd be pretty
 fucking dumb
 Sometimes need someone to
 guide me
 Every straw is different
 Who told you to try all of them
 My father
 I'm sure you two must have an
 interesting relationship
 But your daddy issues aside
 What do you do for fun?
 What? It's just juice
 That's low key kinda racist
 Well....
 I'm sorry
 I didn't mean to offend
 But in my spare time I guess I like
 reading
 Watching documentaries about
 cannibalism
 Movies
 No offence taken. I like edgy
 racist jokes.
 Going out to eat
 Had poke the other day, really is
 just a raw fish salad
 So do you eat while watching
 documentaries of cannibalism,
 imagining yourself feasting on the
 flesh of your enemies?
 Or did I get excited for nothing?
 I don't really have enemies
 Nah I just like watching them
 A wise man once stated never to
 trust someone without enimies
 It's like the other day I was
 watching this one about famine in
 Russia during the Cold War, so
 they started feasting on each
 other
 Anyway
 What do you like doing?
 I love depressing stories
 I love doing girls mostly
 Guys too but only if I'm drunk
 Interesting considering you've got
 a short straw
 A short straw
 But it packs a punch
 Yum
 And when I let loose it kicks back
 like a cannon
 That's quite juicy
 So what's keeping you awake?
 Isn't it past your bed time or
 whatever
 It actually is
 Normally I sleep at 8:30
 Not really
 Ok boomer
 I'm not really an insomniac
 But like I can't sleep until 3-4
 normally
 Would you like to become one
 Not really
 What's your deal Capri?
 Can I call you that?
 That's Mr. Sun to you young lady
 Well not much. Tinder has my
 phone dinging way to much
 So here I am
 If I put it on vibrate it feel like an
 earthquake
 I normally have my tinder
 notifications off
 Well I need to keep my fans happy
 unlike you
 I guess so
 I guess if would be bad customer
 service and unprofessional
 That's just part of the hustle I
 guess
 Is you pretending to be Capri sun
 a escape mechanism and you're
 actually bullied?
 It's actually a coping mechanism.
 It's hard being so awesome all the
 time. This is my less awesome
 form.
 What are you actually like?
 I once made a fake account and
 pretended to be spongebob
 So like l'm curious about you
 Well lucky for you I don't have
 another account
 Well if you wanna know what I'm
 like, I could give you my insta but |
 don't feel like you've earned it
 Fair
 I was more of curious
 You can stay as Capri sun
 So how's the gender studies
 degree coming along?
 I do pharmacy
 That's cool tooI guess
 Is it tho
 Is it really
 But you're Capri sun
 But not on the manufacturing part
 And?
 Some companies are inclusive ya
 know
 I guess you're more diverse than I
 thought
 Oh, I have a feeling that I'm way
 different to what you're expecting
 I don't really know what to expect
 Are you actually 22?
 Yes that part is actually true
 Wait what
 I mean all of it is
 You're sly af
 Lol
 So Capri
 Other than doing girls, what else
 do you like to do?
 Study
 Run
 Play board games
 And video games
 And try to overdose on adrenaline
 I'm between my massive crying
 sessions
 I like sudoku
 *in
 Well I like egg whites
 Sue me
 Do you actually prefer them to the
 yolk?
 I actually don't have a preference
 I don't discriminate by colour or
 texture or taste
 I usually do that by race
 Lol
 Well done
 EStitch It!
Matches with this really cool girl while posing as Capri-Sun

Matches with this really cool girl while posing as Capri-Sun

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Bad, Good, and Trump: literally all of r/politicalhumor is trump bad neolibs good

literally all of r/politicalhumor is trump bad neolibs good