🅱️ 25+ Best Memes About and

Alive, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Football: RONALDO Rakuten Ronaldo last night: Three goals. Messi tonight: Two goals & two assists. The Earth is 4.5 billion years old and we're lucky enough to be alive to watch Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi play football. ⚽️🙌 https://t.co/IYF9dGioES

Ronaldo last night: Three goals. Messi tonight: Two goals & two assists. The Earth is 4.5 billion years old and we're lucky enough to be al...

Batman, Birthday, and Bitch: So ur into comics huh? Batman? Yeah SPOILER alert Jason Todd dies. He's the 2nd robin If you don't want to read anymore I understand Hahaha autumngracy: sugrspellitout: 37q: justiceleaque: there-are-many-ways-to-smile: justiceleaque: comic gatekeepers are..wild Did you spoil him back with something better i have done my part bye ladjfbvldafbvsdofivubs The day after The Last Jedi came out I was shopping for a birthday present for a friend at a nerd store and these two guys walk up behind me, obviously wanting to look at where I was looking. One of them said “probably buying something for her boyfriend…stick to blow jobs bitch it’s not like you know what you’re looking at” so I turned around and say “Luke Skywalker dies.” They look at me speechless, they hadn’t seen the movie yet. “What did you say?” “I said Luke Skywaler dies. He force projects himself to fight Kylo Ren and then dies. And if you don’t get the fuck away from me I’ll tell you how Snoke dies too” Ruin things for gatekeeper douchbags 2k18 POWER MOVE

autumngracy: sugrspellitout: 37q: justiceleaque: there-are-many-ways-to-smile: justiceleaque: comic gatekeepers are..wild Did you sp...

Heart, Kids, and Wholesome: This kid comes and visits my grandmother everyday... 4-5 times a day. He just told me it was to check on her, to make sure she wakes up from all her naps.. . my heart can't take this wholesome kid doing his job

wholesome kid doing his job

Target, Tumblr, and Beach: animalrates:This is Cooper. Usually goes down the beach and tries to eat rocks but he was being a good boy today. 12/10.. has anyone seen his other sock? It’s gone missing.

animalrates:This is Cooper. Usually goes down the beach and tries to eat rocks but he was being a good boy today. 12/10.. has anyone seen hi...

Flower, Magic, and World: dxnpung Follow People with a dog: he's half British Spaniel, 1/4 French basset hound, 1/8 Tibetan magic flower and his ancestors won world war 2 People with a cat: this is Nacho and he's an asshole

Dad, Dude, and Pop: Every pair of Dad Jeans'V comes with patented "What's Wrong Kiddo" technology allowing you the flexibility to pop a squat and get on your lil dude or dudette's level for an impromptu gab sesh THE DAD Important advancement in jeans.

Important advancement in jeans.

Dogs, Love, and Target: ups-dogs:Getting some pibble love from Sachi and JiggyBear! In Newberg, Oregon. Scott Hodges

ups-dogs:Getting some pibble love from Sachi and JiggyBear! In Newberg, Oregon. Scott Hodges

Iphone, Jay, and Jay Z: sarah schauer @SJSchauer Remember when JAY Z and Linkirn Park made Numb Encore and for 3 months alternative and rap kids came together. That's the last time this world knew peace 8:10 PM 09 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone I used to jam to this errrday

I used to jam to this errrday

Teacher, Questions, and Paper: When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and looks at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"

Fuck, Stackoverflow, and You: When you copy a snippet from StackOverflow and it doesn't works Those bastards lied to me Fuck 😂

Fuck 😂

Fun, You, and Someone: When someone forces you to go out and you actually have fun

Being Alone, Anxiety, and Depression: ME WHEN MY DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY LEAVE ME ALONE FOR WHOLE 3 SECONDS [ happiness noise

Clothes, Emoji, and Future: Emoji Clothing Meme (Dress/Kimono ver.) 2 3 4 5 6 monokuro-adventures: I love art memes and emoji clothes are always so fun to draw, so I decided to make one of my own! Feel free to send in a character and a letter + number!I might make another in the future so stay tuned.

monokuro-adventures: I love art memes and emoji clothes are always so fun to draw, so I decided to make one of my own! Feel free to send in...

Meme, Shit, and Random: "You cant just throw some random shit together and call it a meme" Me: whateVerlwa

Ghost, Dragon, and Steel: 8th gen ew eeveelution LET ME IN adult swlm FIGHTING DRAGON FLYING (POI5ON GHOST GROUND 3 LET ME INNNNNN! OCK B U G Ghost type and Steel type please

Ghost type and Steel type please

Instagram, Movies, and Target: I just faceswapped my dog and my cat Look at those eyes My friend has a hammock for their cat My preferred way to watch movies Reporting for duty sir justcatposts: Cat snaps (#4@youngestoldcatlady)

justcatposts: Cat snaps (#4@youngestoldcatlady)

Http, Net, and Wake: Ineed to Knowthat youre not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Tumblr, Blog, and Cloud: blog.teamblind.com lifepro-tips: Cisco Careers: What You Need to Know Cisco careers span a wide range of job types: engineering, sales, IT, human resources, security, customer success, supply chain, cloud, collaboration and more. The company was founded in 1984 by a husband and wife team who were employees at Stanford and today it has over 70,000 employees. (The founders left the company somewhat early on and invested some of their funds in philanthropic endeavors.) By Curie Kim

lifepro-tips: Cisco Careers: What You Need to Know Cisco careers span a wide range of job types: engineering, sales, IT, human resource...

Best Friend, Teacher, and Twitter: Thread Mond @pineabul I was 10 when my teacher asked us to write a short story about our best friend. I looked at mine and smiled. I then wrote everything I knew about him. Once we're done the teacher asked for volunteers to read our story out loud. My best friend went first. I was not in his story. 7:39 PM 04 Mar 19 Twitter Web App All around me are familiar faces

All around me are familiar faces

Parents, Television, and Nice: Desus Nice @desusnice Cheesecake factory at the minimum toddstarnes @toddstarnes Parents, what would you do if your child lectured and ridiculed a U.S. Senator on national television? 10:34 PM Feb 21, 2018 2,326 Retweets 7,191 Likes

Memes, Common, and Cool: The initial phase of severe dengue is similar to that of dengue fever and other febrile viral illnesses. If left untreated, hemorrhagic fever most likely progresses to shock. Common symptoms in impending shock include abdominal pain, vomiting, and restlessness.Dec 12, 2018 What happens if severe dengue (dengue hemorrhagic fever) is left untreated? Updated: Dec 12,2018 Author: Darvin Scott Smith, MD, MSc, DTM&H: Chief Editor: Michael Stuart Bronze, MD more. References If left untreated, dengue hemorrhagic fever most likely progresses to dengue shock syndrome. Common symptoms in impending shock include abdominal pain, vomiting, and restlessness. Patients also may have symptoms related to circulatory failure. Dengue, can cause complications haemorrhagic Severe if untreated, dengue cases may lead several health to dengue including death fever @Vegalteno Cool cool cool I’m a just leave these here, tweet away pa https://t.co/4JhgTkd12P

@Vegalteno Cool cool cool I’m a just leave these here, tweet away pa https://t.co/4JhgTkd12P

Dick, Technology, and Back: Dick King-Smith HQ DickKingSmith We can rebuild him; we have the technology He came back stronger. And ready for battle.

He came back stronger. And ready for battle.

Shape, Youre, and Shape Shifter: WHEN YOU'RE A REPTILIAN AND YOUR SHAPE SHIFTER MALFUNCTIONS https://t.co/1cM4xvqbRW

https://t.co/1cM4xvqbRW

Booty, Butt, and Meaning: Sarah Osment @sm_osment today i asked my class to come up with a pair of terms that sharea denotative meaning but whose connotative meanings differ and one student offered BUTT DIAL and BOOTY CALL anyway that student's the professor now 8/27/18, 10:47 PM That’s one smart student.

That’s one smart student.

Cristiano Ronaldo, Drinking, and Soccer: Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano Drinking my tea and reading my book When your mum starts following you on social media... 😂😂 https://t.co/Es88TlUd9U

When your mum starts following you on social media... 😂😂 https://t.co/Es88TlUd9U

How, Peanut Butter, and Alex: .111 64% ii 12:37 AM . Alex, 18 22 km away I'd like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut butter allergy killed me.D Absolute perfection

Absolute perfection

Advice, College, and Fresh: How many Tme FAILED iMes To Secome Sw cCessf e@cEoCHARLTE gce FATLED FAILED 2002fashion n Hots & erey) 2003erchol Online Serth Engine) Spit%Gome Con (xop Hop music Site FAILED 2605-2007 2007-2 YFTLED 007-20os SYG management (Arist Menagement coy) %- Now Travs Porter Street ket cess 2olo-Now Multi atium Record ceocharlie It took me 7 years of failure to become an over night success... I wanted to use this as motivation for everyone who has been trying and has those thoughts of quitting... You have to keep going! Each failure set me up for my next step. Every step of the way hurt... Each time I had to move on... Especially in 2007 when I dropped out of college to become a camera man for soulja boy. I dropped just about everything in my life to chase an opportunity Just 4-5 months later I got fired... Fell flat on my face. That is when I wanted to go into artist management. I signed a girl group and got them a record deal with Interscope records.... thought at that point my life was about to change! About 5 months later they let me go as their manager for "Ciara's" manager back then. I just couldn't get anywhere... Kept falling flat on my face....But I picked myself back up.. Pulled myself out of my depression and met "Travis Porter" this same week 8 years ago. I finally got my first success in business! After years of passing out Cds with my own 2 hands with my business partners... We have gone on to sell millions and millions in music with our company street execs with Travis Porter, 2 Chainz, bankroll fresh, young Dolph and many others.... We've been nominated for Grammys and have had 8 world tours. It simply takes time... Use my story as your motivation... My advice to you is... Make mistakes faster... And get up stronger! Share this with a friend gucci-flipflops: Motivation

gucci-flipflops: Motivation

Dunk, Memes, and 🤖: Remember Nike's slam dunk commercial featuring @mrvincecarter15 and @Rjeff24 in 2003? https://t.co/DfApDzLZw4

Remember Nike's slam dunk commercial featuring @mrvincecarter15 and @Rjeff24 in 2003? https://t.co/DfApDzLZw4

Aids, Nit, and Day: So you see, in this day and age when a homosexual coworker sneezes it's more appropriate to say "bless you" instead of "hit the deck, this AIDS nit er is trying to infect us" Godamm HR department

Godamm HR department

Israel, Doubt, and Peace: 3 MADE IN ISRAEL This product is produced by Arabs and Jews working side-by-side in peace and harmony ties Doubt

Mean, World, and Adorable: Sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place,and then this happens. Otterly adorable 💕

Otterly adorable 💕

Bodies , Fuck You, and Life: @YungBuns Y'all talking about boys' bodies like this and that's why l didn't take my shirt off for like the first 22 years of my life and have an eating disorder fuck you @lustfulgray The Sprouse twins at age 15 vs the Dolan twins at age 15!

College, Dumb, and Iphone: Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein Imagine working at the FBl and everyone around you is uncovering crimes by the President, and you get assigned to wiretap Aunt Becky for trying to get her dumb kid into college 4:42 PM Mar 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone I always wanted to tap Aunt Becky

I always wanted to tap Aunt Becky

Depression, Kids, and Suicide: hayley @thisisyear1987 this kid in my class made a suicide joke and when a bunch of people said "thats not something to joke about" he said "no its ok i have depression its like the n word" 5/12/18, 11:48 AM 2,916 Retweets 15.1K Likes Hayleys

Hayleys

Http, Net, and You: t's you and me babe It's always gonna be you and me http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Dad, My Hero, and Mom: My anti-vaxx mom: I didn't get my son vaccinated and he is still a healthy teenager My dad, who got me secretly vaccinated: This is why my dad is my hero

This is why my dad is my hero

Be Like, Facebook, and Instagram: twitter, facebook, tumblr, instagram, and linkedin thecheshirecass It's not even ok how accurate this is 2019 Be Like..

2019 Be Like..

Best, Death, and Perfect Timing: When you tell your best joke with perfect timing and nobody laughs Part 1 of 3: Accepting Your Death meirl

meirl

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: You said it was a joke. A joke is not for the person saying it, but the one receiving it, isn't that so? f she hadn't agreed to it, then it wasn t a joke, but terror. raisparta: you know those things, when you were a kid, you felt were hurtful but you couldn’t quite figure out why they were hurtful and unfair and you couldn’t explain why the other person was wrong from doing them? well, this is one of them.

raisparta: you know those things, when you were a kid, you felt were hurtful but you couldn’t quite figure out why they were hurtful and unf...

Cute, Love, and Money: My neighbours know that l'm struggling financially right now. They wanted to lend me some money but I declined - I felt ashamed and my dignity and pride suffered. Now they are generating "jobs" for me. Like babysitting their cute dog for quite too much money (the dog hangs out at my place all the time anyway). They want to give me money without destroying my dignity I love them Not all heros wear capes.

Not all heros wear capes.

Community, Hello, and Skyrim: Rein @xreinore There is this 81 yo woman on YT who uploads videos of herself playing Skyrim. She opens her videos with "Hello, grandkids" and she's my hero; may the child never die in any of us HOME VIDEOS PLAYLISTS COMMUNITY Shirley Curry SUBSCRIBE 294,809 Hello Grandkids made me cry :)

Hello Grandkids made me cry :)

Alive, Funny, and Roommate: Lara Korte @lara_korte My roommate, who teaches 6th graders, has informed me that middle schoolers have started carrying around "reverse" cards from Uno, so anytime someone insults them they bust out the card and "reverse" the burn. Cutting. edge. innovation. What a time to be alive https://t.co/opOkqEQsjt

What a time to be alive https://t.co/opOkqEQsjt

Okay, Time, and Another: me: okay i've complained enough about this it's time to put it to rest me five minutes later: actually you know what- And another thing

And another thing

Iphone, Twitter, and Nick: nick @nickccerino you could give me 15 years to do homework and i still wouldn't do it until the night before 8:31 12 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone me_irl

me_irl

Grey, Tree, and Wholesome: Sava 57 minutes ago My sister-in-law has this massive aloe, and when she brought it in to overwinter, this grey boi came in with it. He doesn't wander, just sleeps in his hidey hole in the soil, and comes out to sun himself on a tentacle every now and again. She mists him with a spray bottle and feeds him waxies from the bait shop Wholesome tree frog.

Wholesome tree frog.

Dank, 🤖, and Ham: Sharon, you and I both know there is a pill wrapped in that slice of ham @Friend of B

Meme, Memes, and Good: When you make a meme and it's good https://t.co/gHdWTuL2dE

https://t.co/gHdWTuL2dE

Memes, Real Madrid, and Juventus: Pluss 2015-Knocked outby 2016 -Knocked out by Real Madrid & Cristiano Real Madrid &Cristiano Plus 2016-Knocked out by Portugal & Cristiano 2017-Knocked out by Real Madrid & Cristiano fTrollFootball OTheFootballTroll 2019-Knockedout by Juventus & Cristiano fTroliFootball O TheFootballTroll WHY ALWAY ME P ANDER Griezmann: "I am on the same level as Ronaldo and Messi." 🤣 https://t.co/Z5czDnOmpL

Griezmann: "I am on the same level as Ronaldo and Messi." 🤣 https://t.co/Z5czDnOmpL

Gym, Shit, and Fuck: gymmemesofficial Quick Sessions @QuickSessions Fuck how much you're benching,squatting or deadlifting. The biggest lift is actually lifting yourself up and going gym. That shit is hard sometimes Words of wisdom.

Words of wisdom.

Football, News, and Nfl: THIS JUST IN: Giants release RB Saquon Barkley after realizing he has too much talent and potential BREAKING NEWS: https://t.co/73U0QgiBCE

BREAKING NEWS: https://t.co/73U0QgiBCE

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