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Ass, Bad, and Crime: wait, you're jewish? i wanna die so bad right now -waaaaay too tall -blood is 3% soda -literally murders innocents and is still widely considered a "smol bean" -good relationship with their mom -hobbies range from making origami to plotting to blow up the moon -really their height is just unreasonable and very intimidating i heard you've been saying some shit grandparents live in korea -little ball of anger -uses napalm as moisturiser -no one is sure if they're actually racist or not thinks they can speak german -lists "kicking inanimate objects" as a hobby got sold fake cocaine once about me on your blog -damaged -iterally no one can bring themselves to like -communicates only in grunts -writes terrible fiction -goes out of their way to upset others -trying desperately to hide the gay (failing) -says shit like "adios" (doesn't speak spanish -leaves agressive voicemails -used to be emo -gets drunk and stabs inanimate objects -has an alien girlfriends and also 700 alter egos -is 103% sure that the world is out to get them way too many Ns little miss finland turns to camera in shock ADAM supreme gentleman -absolutely deplorable shoves an american flag up their ass most mornings takes selfies everywhere -everywhere i said loves their pets -finds depressive thinking arousing horrible handwriting tries. fails. -wants to be Wait, You're Jewish? but can't does rude shit but no one can stay -uses air quotes to patronise others -"feminism is stupid" -can't get laid -has probably had lip injections. and ego injections. "why do girls always go for douchebags" -wears sunglasses indoors. at night. in december. after the last star in the galaxy has burned out. mad at them -all gods are fictional except for themselfays gets asked for I.D. -makes fun of soccer moms but doesn't act hasn't taken a flattering photo in 7 -says weird shit 97% of the time -wears t-shirts with edgy slogans -has v few friends but the friendships they clasifies self as a "cool kid" will not get a haircut hasn't slept ever do have a frighteningly intense 56 brennan's burger bundies gets what they want because they are-worships satan -known as the zodiac killer -takes off their glasses and becomes ets morbid sense of humour that occasionally gets them in trouble wants to have you (over) for dinner behaves drunk while sober and also while drunk. -vastly overestimates their ability to get away with things -does absolutely nothing in a group project and no one gets mad -dog person -has brushed their teeth less than 7 times since birth probably borrowed their cheekbones off a meth addict -greasy grease on top of their grease jeffreysdrunk: luvoxxx: Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought tumblr might appreciate it. I have no idea why there’s like 400 typos in it I swear English is my first language wtf. Anyway it’s just a meme it’s not meant to be disrespectful or gross or anything please enjoy my completely unfunny sense of humour. (Also I blatantly stole the d a m a g e d thing from another tag yourself I apologise) I’m grandparents live in Korea and Dahmer lol Way too many Ns *turns to camera in shock* Adam
Ass, Bad, and Crime: wait, you're jewish?
 i wanna die so bad right now
 -waaaaay too tall
 -blood is 3% soda
 -literally murders innocents and is still
 widely considered a "smol bean"
 -good relationship with their mom
 -hobbies range from making origami to
 plotting to blow up the moon
 -really their height is just unreasonable
 and very intimidating
 i heard you've been saying some shit
 grandparents live in korea
 -little ball of anger
 -uses napalm as moisturiser
 -no one is sure if they're actually
 racist or not
 thinks they can speak german
 -lists "kicking inanimate objects"
 as a hobby
 got sold fake cocaine once
 about me on your blog
 -damaged
 -iterally no one can bring themselves to like
 -communicates only in grunts
 -writes terrible fiction
 -goes out of their way to upset others
 -trying desperately to hide the gay (failing)
 -says shit like "adios" (doesn't speak spanish
 -leaves agressive voicemails
 -used to be emo
 -gets drunk and stabs inanimate objects
 -has an alien girlfriends and also 700 alter egos
 -is 103% sure that the world is out to get them
 way too many Ns
 little miss finland
 turns to camera in shock ADAM
 supreme gentleman
 -absolutely deplorable
 shoves an american flag up their ass
 most mornings
 takes selfies everywhere
 -everywhere i said
 loves their pets
 -finds depressive thinking arousing
 horrible handwriting
 tries. fails.
 -wants to be Wait, You're Jewish? but can't does rude shit but no one can stay
 -uses air quotes to patronise others
 -"feminism is stupid"
 -can't get laid
 -has probably had lip injections. and ego
 injections.
 "why do girls always go for douchebags"
 -wears sunglasses indoors. at night. in
 december. after the last star in the galaxy
 has burned out.
 mad at them
 -all gods are fictional except for themselfays gets asked for I.D.
 -makes fun of soccer moms but doesn't act hasn't taken a flattering photo in 7
 -says weird shit 97% of the time
 -wears t-shirts with edgy slogans
 -has v few friends but the friendships they clasifies self as a "cool kid"
 will not get a haircut
 hasn't slept ever
 do have a frighteningly intense
 56
 brennan's burger bundies
 gets what they want because they are-worships satan
 -known as the zodiac killer
 -takes off their glasses and becomes
 ets
 morbid sense of humour that
 occasionally gets them in trouble
 wants to have you (over) for dinner
 behaves drunk while sober and also
 while drunk.
 -vastly overestimates their ability to get
 away with things
 -does absolutely nothing in a group
 project and no one gets mad
 -dog person
 -has brushed their teeth less than 7
 times since birth
 probably borrowed their cheekbones
 off a meth addict
 -greasy grease on top of their grease
jeffreysdrunk:

luvoxxx:

Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought tumblr might appreciate it. I have no idea why there’s like 400 typos in it I swear English is my first language wtf. Anyway it’s just a meme it’s not meant to be disrespectful or gross or anything please enjoy my completely unfunny sense of humour. (Also I blatantly stole the  d a m a g e d  thing from another tag yourself I apologise)

I’m grandparents live in Korea and Dahmer lol

Way too many Ns *turns to camera in shock* Adam

jeffreysdrunk: luvoxxx: Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought...

Dieting, Girls, and Saw: Thigh gaps over foury clinicians i rolled out a cialist eatin Wellington clinicians i DHB area.I centred in treatment i erer to eat in put weight dmitted to hreatening It's the latest social-media beauty fad the thigh gap. A clear space between the top of the thighs has become a desirable goal for dieting teens who post and re-post pictures of thigh gaps on social-media platform Tumblr. Along with the postings of thin legs are a slew of others of girls photographing their own thighs, with such comments as "shoot me", "fat legs", or "tomorrow no eating". Clinicians ighing the nily bring ave a meal he parent:s ughter eat ow her to monoto- ' role is to oin in on is treated my, sepa- Clinical I order Serv detection a vice has pu school guid about 75 ar 90% of the are being e being refer education being rolle sees about In reality, acquiring thin upper thighs if you don't have them naturally is only possible by becoming malnourished, says Otago professor of anatomy Mark Stringer. nder the nost like "Only the malnourished or those with a slightly splayed pelvis will have a visible gap between their upper ch about Wilson, pa GPs who I delay refer says altho Disorder S get in, ref requiring describing case where to get her lignant on your is needs le etween eating a uses ts are Although there is a layer of subcuta- neous fat on the upper thighs, much of the reason the thighs are normally close together is because of the size- able abductor muscle that runs up the inner thigh. Only by extreme weight loss will this muscle waste away and the buttocks lose mass, thereby creating a gap for those who do not naturally have one. Nadine VW school gui educationn for more. its use of feedback. an urgent forms, an anger. sar fferers con- precluding: lionese: yogifindingpeace: recoverrunner:  Article I read recently. READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH! If you want a stupid thigh gap and don’t have a slightly splayed pelvis you have to get so malnourished that your body starts eating its own muscle. why on earth would you want that?! i seriously needed this article. I need to remember this in my mind, the reason i had one was because i was malnourished and now i am strong. Fuck thigh gaps man. I saw a post from a guy saying something like “i dont get thigh gaps, what am i meant to do with it? Stick my dick through it or something?” I know its not why girls do it but it actually made me laugh so hard. I use to want one but i really feel like curves are in work with what you have ladies this article makes me really happy
Dieting, Girls, and Saw: Thigh gaps
 over foury
 clinicians i
 rolled out a
 cialist eatin
 Wellington
 clinicians i
 DHB area.I
 centred in
 treatment i
 erer to eat in
 put weight
 dmitted to
 hreatening
 It's the latest social-media beauty fad
 the thigh gap. A clear space between
 the top of the thighs has become a
 desirable goal for dieting teens who
 post and re-post pictures of thigh
 gaps on social-media platform Tumblr.
 Along with the postings of thin legs are
 a slew of others of girls photographing
 their own thighs, with such comments
 as "shoot me", "fat legs", or "tomorrow
 no eating".
 Clinicians
 ighing the
 nily bring
 ave a meal
 he parent:s
 ughter eat
 ow her to
 monoto-
 ' role is to
 oin in on
 is treated
 my, sepa-
 Clinical I
 order Serv
 detection a
 vice has pu
 school guid
 about 75 ar
 90% of the
 are being e
 being refer
 education
 being rolle
 sees about
 In reality, acquiring thin upper thighs
 if you don't have them naturally is only
 possible by becoming malnourished,
 says Otago professor of anatomy Mark
 Stringer.
 nder the
 nost like
 "Only the malnourished or those
 with a slightly splayed pelvis will have
 a visible gap between their upper
 ch about
 Wilson, pa
 GPs who I
 delay refer
 says altho
 Disorder S
 get in, ref
 requiring
 describing
 case where
 to get her
 lignant
 on your
 is needs
 le
 etween
 eating
 a uses
 ts are
 Although there is a layer of subcuta-
 neous fat on the upper thighs, much
 of the reason the thighs are normally
 close together is because of the size-
 able abductor muscle that runs up the
 inner thigh. Only by extreme weight
 loss will this muscle waste away and the
 buttocks lose mass, thereby creating
 a gap for those who do not naturally
 have one.
 Nadine VW
 school gui
 educationn
 for more.
 its use of
 feedback.
 an urgent
 forms, an
 anger.
 sar
 fferers
 con-
precluding:
lionese:


yogifindingpeace:

recoverrunner:

 Article I read recently. READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH! If you want a stupid thigh gap and don’t have a slightly splayed pelvis you have to get so malnourished that your body starts eating its own muscle. why on earth would you want that?!

i seriously needed this article. I need to remember this in my mind, the reason i had one was because i was malnourished and now i am strong. Fuck thigh gaps man.


I saw a post from a guy saying something like “i dont get thigh gaps, what am i meant to do with it? Stick my dick through it or something?” I know its not why girls do it but it actually made me laugh so hard. I use to want one but i really feel like curves are in work with what you have ladies


this article makes me really happy

precluding: lionese: yogifindingpeace: recoverrunner:  Article I read recently. READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH! If you want a stupid thigh gap ...

Brains, Girls, and Lazy: icecream-eaterrr I just heard this woman say "you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It's a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying." and I think I just realized what was wrong with me eupheme-butterfly Yep, this is a very, very common reason for procrastinating. It's also why procrastination, even though it's often associated with laziness, is a fairly common trait in a lot of people with anxiety and perfectionism issues dsudis This idea You're not lazy, you're protecting yourself- hit me really hard while reading, of all things, Emily Nagoski's Come As You Are, which turns out to be as much about how brains work and how relationships work as how orgasms work. In an early part of the book she talks about Fight/Flight/Freeze responses to threats-the example she uses is being attacked by a lion You fight, if you think you can defeat the lion; you run away, if you think you can escape the lion; and when you think there's nothing you can do, when you feel the lion's jaws closing on your neck, you freeze, because dying will hurt less that way. You just stop and go numb and wait for it to be over, because that is the last way to protect any scrap of yourself Later in the book, she talks about the brain process that motivates you to pursue incentives, describing it as a little monitor that gauges your progress toward a goal versus the effort you're expending. If it feels like too little progress is being made you get frustrated, get angry, and, eventually, you.. despair. You stop trying You go numb and wait for it to be over, because that's the only way left to protect yourself. So it occurred to me that these are basically the same thing-when facing a difficult task, where failure feels like a Threat, you can get frustrated and fight it out-INCREASE DOING THE THING until you get where you're going Or you can flee-try to solve the problem some other way than straight on, changing your goal, changing your approach, whatever. Fight or flight But both of those only apply when you think the problem is solvable, right? If the problem isn't solvable, then you freeze. You despair And if you're one of those Smart Kids (Smart Girls, especially) who was praised for being smart so that all tasks in the world came to be divided between Ooh This Is Easy and I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT AND IF I FUCK UP I WILL DIE, then... it's pretty easy to see how you lose the frustration/anger stage of working toward a goal, because your brain goes straight to freeze/despair every time. Things are easy and routine or they are straight up impossible So, you know, any time you manage to pull yourself up and give that lion a smack on the nose, or go stumbling away from it instead of just falling down like a fainting goat as soon as you spot it on the horizon, give yourself a gold star from me. Because this is some deeply wired survival-brain stuff. Even if logically you know that that term paper is not a lion, it really is like that sometimes Source: icecream-eaterrr 517,124 notes Procrastination
Brains, Girls, and Lazy: icecream-eaterrr
 I just heard this woman say "you procrastinate
 because you are afraid of rejection. It's a
 defense mechanism, you are trying to protect
 yourself without even trying." and I think I just
 realized what was wrong with me
 eupheme-butterfly
 Yep, this is a very, very common reason for
 procrastinating. It's also why procrastination,
 even though it's often associated with
 laziness, is a fairly common trait in a lot of
 people with anxiety and perfectionism issues
 dsudis
 This idea You're not lazy, you're protecting
 yourself- hit me really hard while reading, of
 all things, Emily Nagoski's Come As You Are,
 which turns out to be as much about how
 brains work and how relationships work as
 how orgasms work.
 In an early part of the book she talks about
 Fight/Flight/Freeze responses to threats-the
 example she uses is being attacked by a lion
 You fight, if you think you can defeat the lion;
 you run away, if you think you can escape the
 lion; and when you think there's nothing you
 can do, when you feel the lion's jaws closing
 on your neck, you freeze, because dying will
 hurt less that way. You just stop and go numb
 and wait for it to be over, because that is the
 last way to protect any scrap of yourself
 Later in the book, she talks about the brain
 process that motivates you to pursue
 incentives, describing it as a little monitor
 that gauges your progress toward a goal
 versus the effort you're expending. If it feels
 like too little progress is being made you get
 frustrated, get angry, and, eventually, you..
 despair. You stop trying
 You go numb and wait for it to be over,
 because that's the only way left to protect
 yourself.
 So it occurred to me that these are basically
 the same thing-when facing a difficult task,
 where failure feels like a Threat, you can get
 frustrated and fight it out-INCREASE DOING
 THE THING until you get where you're going
 Or you can flee-try to solve the problem some
 other way than straight on, changing your
 goal, changing your approach, whatever. Fight
 or flight
 But both of those only apply when you think
 the problem is solvable, right? If the problem
 isn't solvable, then you freeze. You despair
 And if you're one of those Smart Kids (Smart
 Girls, especially) who was praised for being
 smart so that all tasks in the world came to
 be divided between Ooh This Is Easy and I
 DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT AND IF I
 FUCK UP I WILL DIE, then... it's pretty easy
 to see how you lose the frustration/anger
 stage of working toward a goal, because your
 brain goes straight to freeze/despair every
 time. Things are easy and routine or they are
 straight up impossible
 So, you know, any time you manage to pull
 yourself up and give that lion a smack on the
 nose, or go stumbling away from it instead of
 just falling down like a fainting goat as soon
 as you spot it on the horizon, give yourself
 a gold star from me. Because this is some
 deeply wired survival-brain stuff. Even if
 logically you know that that term paper is not
 a lion, it really is like that sometimes
 Source: icecream-eaterrr
 517,124 notes
Procrastination

Procrastination

Asian, Beautiful, and Food: thirst-empress: spellcaster-queen-selene: Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said "sure! let me hear you" and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn't laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it's ok to enjoy food? Also, when a little boy asked to be the band's stylist he just said "sure, go ahead fancy pants" like, there wasn't a single second of questioning it, he went into "ok, that will be your position then" right away That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes And don't forget the Asian guy said he shouldn't be in the band because he thought he wasn't "cool enough". Jack Black didn't miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid and telling him he's amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully. And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him constructively work out his aggression. The musical is great too, give some of the songs a listen
Asian, Beautiful, and Food: thirst-empress:
 spellcaster-queen-selene:
 Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and
 building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a
 singer he only said "sure! let me hear you" and the moment she
 started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came
 true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun
 of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers
 with some weight on and included himself and told her that people
 wouldn't laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is
 all that matters PLUS that it's ok to enjoy food?
 Also, when a little boy asked to be the band's stylist he just said
 "sure, go ahead fancy pants" like, there wasn't a single second of
 questioning it, he went into "ok, that will be your position then" right
 away
 That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids
 to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes
 And don't forget the Asian guy said he shouldn't be in the band because
 he thought he wasn't "cool enough". Jack Black didn't miss a beat by
 making up a secret handshake between he and the kid and telling him
 he's amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid
 even stood up for himself against a bully.
 And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him
 constructively work out his aggression.
The musical is great too, give some of the songs a listen

The musical is great too, give some of the songs a listen