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Dinosaur, Laundry, and The Lion King: Nicole,
University of
away
You gotta marry someone you know
you'd still be down to fuck in the laundry
room real quick while the kids are
downstairs watching the Lion King&
have ten minutes left till the dinosaur
nuggets are ready to come out the oven.
My Anthem
Summer Breeze
SEALS CROFTS/GREATEST HITS
Seals and Crofts
Aint that a gem that knows whats up
![Dinosaur, Laundry, and The Lion King: Nicole,
University of
away
You gotta marry someone you know
you'd still be down to fuck in the laundry
room real quick while the kids are
downstairs watching the Lion King&
have ten minutes left till the dinosaur
nuggets are ready to come out the oven.
My Anthem
Summer Breeze
SEALS CROFTS/GREATEST HITS
Seals and Crofts
Aint that a gem that knows whats up]()
Aint that a gem that knows whats up
All Star, Draymond Green, and Memes: 1 year ago today, Fergie singing the National Anthem at the 2018 NBA All-Star game and the priceless reactions from Draymond Green, the players and a few celebs. https://t.co/zcwxGTSha1
![All Star, Draymond Green, and Memes: 1 year ago today, Fergie singing the National Anthem at the 2018 NBA All-Star game and the priceless reactions from Draymond Green, the players and a few celebs. https://t.co/zcwxGTSha1]()
1 year ago today, Fergie singing the National Anthem at the 2018 NBA All-Star game and the priceless reactions from Draymond Green, the play...
Sports, National Anthem, and Top: No #NBAAllStar National Anthem will ever top this trainwreck from last year https://t.co/TwxLL9WTSt
![Sports, National Anthem, and Top: No #NBAAllStar National Anthem will ever top this trainwreck from last year https://t.co/TwxLL9WTSt]()
No #NBAAllStar National Anthem will ever top this trainwreck from last year https://t.co/TwxLL9WTSt
Colin Kaepernick, Head, and Memes: BREAKING NEWS
GLADYS KNIGHT
SHADES KAEPERNICK
I'VE DONE THIS A LOT LONGER
THAN YOU
Gladys Knight says she not only disagrees with Colin Kaepernick using the national anthem as a protest, but she also says she's been in the game a lot longer than him when it comes to the fight for social justice. Gladys doubled down on her decision to sing the anthem at the upcoming Super Bowl, saying, "I have been in the forefront of this battle longer than most of those voicing their opinions to win the right to sing our country's Anthem on a stage as large as the Super Bowl LIII." She goes on ... head to TMZ for more. nfl superbowl colinkaepernick halftime gladysknight travisscott tmz maroon5
![Colin Kaepernick, Head, and Memes: BREAKING NEWS
GLADYS KNIGHT
SHADES KAEPERNICK
I'VE DONE THIS A LOT LONGER
THAN YOU
Gladys Knight says she not only disagrees with Colin Kaepernick using the national anthem as a protest, but she also says she's been in the game a lot longer than him when it comes to the fight for social justice. Gladys doubled down on her decision to sing the anthem at the upcoming Super Bowl, saying, "I have been in the forefront of this battle longer than most of those voicing their opinions to win the right to sing our country's Anthem on a stage as large as the Super Bowl LIII." She goes on ... head to TMZ for more. nfl superbowl colinkaepernick halftime gladysknight travisscott tmz maroon5]()
Gladys Knight says she not only disagrees with Colin Kaepernick using the national anthem as a protest, but she also says she's been in the ...
Charlie, Football, and Fucking: 5:25
28
1 mile away
READ MY FUCKING BIO
Tinder notifications are off
Please cut my sandwich diagonally
Slytherin
No kids/never married
REAL
eyebrow:s
Tits
Lips
Eyelashes
Face (no filters)
LIKES
Guinness
Gandalf
Grammar
Gym
Vegeta
Sci-fi
Porn
football
Intelligent conversation
My shitty brother
You?
DISLIKES
Uninspired flattery
Piercings
"Live, laugh, love"
The word sapiosexual
Religion
Gym
Charlie work
My shitty brother
LOVE/HATES
Boys who are prettier than me
My Anthem
Hey You
Pink Floyd
Is love at first bio a thing?
![Charlie, Football, and Fucking: 5:25
28
1 mile away
READ MY FUCKING BIO
Tinder notifications are off
Please cut my sandwich diagonally
Slytherin
No kids/never married
REAL
eyebrow:s
Tits
Lips
Eyelashes
Face (no filters)
LIKES
Guinness
Gandalf
Grammar
Gym
Vegeta
Sci-fi
Porn
football
Intelligent conversation
My shitty brother
You?
DISLIKES
Uninspired flattery
Piercings
"Live, laugh, love"
The word sapiosexual
Religion
Gym
Charlie work
My shitty brother
LOVE/HATES
Boys who are prettier than me
My Anthem
Hey You
Pink Floyd
Is love at first bio a thing?]()
Is love at first bio a thing?
America, Drake, and Target: gamecubeeater:
the-olivia-blr:
tea-devotee:
I just watched some guys in my homeroom completely ignore the national anthem and pledge of allegiance to watch Drake Josh on one of their phones
The America I know
direct action
![America, Drake, and Target: gamecubeeater:
the-olivia-blr:
tea-devotee:
I just watched some guys in my homeroom completely ignore the national anthem and pledge of allegiance to watch Drake Josh on one of their phones
The America I know
direct action]()
gamecubeeater: the-olivia-blr: tea-devotee: I just watched some guys in my homeroom completely ignore the national anthem and pledge of a...
National Anthem, The National, and Via: SHOT
akc
Russ accidentally knocked over the national anthem singer pregame 🤦
(via jeffgapultos/IG)
![National Anthem, The National, and Via: SHOT
akc
Russ accidentally knocked over the national anthem singer pregame 🤦
(via jeffgapultos/IG)]()
Russ accidentally knocked over the national anthem singer pregame 🤦 (via jeffgapultos/IG)
Cute, Fall, and Netflix: 9:28
Look at my cute do
Emma 25
Manager at Bark
3 miles awa
Hey so yes I'm on house arrest! No
didn't do anything wrong (said every
criminal ever promise there's no
need to be worried about your personal
safely! I'm just your typical girl next door.
with an ankle bracelet that is! But hey,
most days I'm stuck at home. So if you
like Netflix and home cooked meals. I'm
the perfect lady for you!! You never have
to wonder where I am. Cause you've
guessed it! I'm at home:)
My Anthem
Fall Apart
Post Mal
Guess you really can get her on lock
![Cute, Fall, and Netflix: 9:28
Look at my cute do
Emma 25
Manager at Bark
3 miles awa
Hey so yes I'm on house arrest! No
didn't do anything wrong (said every
criminal ever promise there's no
need to be worried about your personal
safely! I'm just your typical girl next door.
with an ankle bracelet that is! But hey,
most days I'm stuck at home. So if you
like Netflix and home cooked meals. I'm
the perfect lady for you!! You never have
to wonder where I am. Cause you've
guessed it! I'm at home:)
My Anthem
Fall Apart
Post Mal
Guess you really can get her on lock]()
Guess you really can get her on lock
Ass, Family, and Instagram: Jane, 39
26 miles away
I am NOT here for hookups, but I am versatile,
shaved, and have 300 Instagram filtered pictures
of my butthole.
I'm looking for a man who isn't afraid to crack an egg
in my ass and fuck me so hard it scrambles.
A family focused man who is willing to turn my mouth
into a daycare center with his baby gravy.
Someone to watch romantic hardcore midget
clown fisting porn with.
Why is a good guy so difficult to find?
My Anthem
Found this old gem.
![Ass, Family, and Instagram: Jane, 39
26 miles away
I am NOT here for hookups, but I am versatile,
shaved, and have 300 Instagram filtered pictures
of my butthole.
I'm looking for a man who isn't afraid to crack an egg
in my ass and fuck me so hard it scrambles.
A family focused man who is willing to turn my mouth
into a daycare center with his baby gravy.
Someone to watch romantic hardcore midget
clown fisting porn with.
Why is a good guy so difficult to find?
My Anthem
Found this old gem.]()
Found this old gem.
Elmo, Tumblr, and National Anthem: rosalindfranklinsnotes:
Captions:
Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.
Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]
![Elmo, Tumblr, and National Anthem: rosalindfranklinsnotes:
Captions:
Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.
Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]](https://pics.ballmemes.com/rosalindfranklinsnotes-captions-videoer-speak-comrade-elmo-elmo-opens-mouth-as-42208922.png)
![Elmo, Tumblr, and National Anthem: rosalindfranklinsnotes:
Captions:
Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.
Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]]()
rosalindfranklinsnotes: Captions: Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo. Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the...
America, Beautiful, and God: The Army-Navy joint rendition of the National Anthem is perhaps the most beautiful rendition you will ever hear. It will give you chills 🇺🇸 God bless America. God bless the young, kickass men and women of our Armed Forces
![America, Beautiful, and God: The Army-Navy joint rendition of the National Anthem is perhaps the most beautiful rendition you will ever hear. It will give you chills 🇺🇸 God bless America. God bless the young, kickass men and women of our Armed Forces]()
The Army-Navy joint rendition of the National Anthem is perhaps the most beautiful rendition you will ever hear. It will give you chills 🇺🇸 ...
Billboard, Love, and Mariah Carey: c-bassmeow:
This is the best version of the Star Spangled Banner ever I’m not sorry. I don’t even like the national anthem, yet Mariah Carey’s version is so mesmerizing that I love this rendition. I love how, unlike most singers who attempt this, she takes her time and doesn’t over-sing. She literally made this a billboard hot one hundred #1 song , if it were ever to be released as a single, like this version is a pop/RB masterpiece. The whistle note and the climax with the last belt at the end is literally out of this world– my body literally STILL after all these years doesn’t know how to handle it. This is the only version that gives me chills from beginning to end and Mariah, the craftswoman that she is, makes this HER song.
Me: i hate nationalism Me after this: José can you see 🎤😩
![Billboard, Love, and Mariah Carey: c-bassmeow:
This is the best version of the Star Spangled Banner ever I’m not sorry. I don’t even like the national anthem, yet Mariah Carey’s version is so mesmerizing that I love this rendition. I love how, unlike most singers who attempt this, she takes her time and doesn’t over-sing. She literally made this a billboard hot one hundred #1 song , if it were ever to be released as a single, like this version is a pop/RB masterpiece. The whistle note and the climax with the last belt at the end is literally out of this world– my body literally STILL after all these years doesn’t know how to handle it. This is the only version that gives me chills from beginning to end and Mariah, the craftswoman that she is, makes this HER song.
Me: i hate nationalism Me after this: José can you see 🎤😩]()
c-bassmeow: This is the best version of the Star Spangled Banner ever I’m not sorry. I don’t even like the national anthem, yet Mariah Care...
Billboard, Love, and Mariah Carey: This is the best version of the Star Spangled Banner ever I’m not sorry. I don’t even like the national anthem, yet Mariah Carey’s version is so mesmerizing that I love this rendition. I love how, unlike most singers who attempt this, she takes her time and doesn’t over-sing. She literally made this a billboard hot one hundred #1 song , if it were ever to be released as a single, like this version is a pop/RB masterpiece. The whistle note and the climax with the last belt at the end is literally out of this world my body literally STILL after all these years doesn’t know how to handle it. This is the only version that gives me chills from beginning to end and Mariah, the craftswoman that she is, makes this HER song.
![Billboard, Love, and Mariah Carey: This is the best version of the Star Spangled Banner ever I’m not sorry. I don’t even like the national anthem, yet Mariah Carey’s version is so mesmerizing that I love this rendition. I love how, unlike most singers who attempt this, she takes her time and doesn’t over-sing. She literally made this a billboard hot one hundred #1 song , if it were ever to be released as a single, like this version is a pop/RB masterpiece. The whistle note and the climax with the last belt at the end is literally out of this world my body literally STILL after all these years doesn’t know how to handle it. This is the only version that gives me chills from beginning to end and Mariah, the craftswoman that she is, makes this HER song.]()
This is the best version of the Star Spangled Banner ever I’m not sorry. I don’t even like the national anthem, yet Mariah Carey’s version i...
Costco, Eminem, and Fall: 1:25
1402 miles away
Made in Hong Kong
Plain White T's wrote a song about me
Magikarp in the streets, Gyarados in
the sheets.
I can recite Macbeth's dagger
soliloquy verbatim
Pros:
executive Costco member
owns an espresso machine
can cook a mean General Tso's chicken
enjoys anal in the shower
Cons:
not Scarlett Johansson; but l've been
told that I look like her (when I hold a
photo of her face over my face)
might fall asleep prematurely while
you're eating me out
will die one dav
My Anthem
Brainless
Eminem
Was into her before the pros and cons but then she stuck the landing
![Costco, Eminem, and Fall: 1:25
1402 miles away
Made in Hong Kong
Plain White T's wrote a song about me
Magikarp in the streets, Gyarados in
the sheets.
I can recite Macbeth's dagger
soliloquy verbatim
Pros:
executive Costco member
owns an espresso machine
can cook a mean General Tso's chicken
enjoys anal in the shower
Cons:
not Scarlett Johansson; but l've been
told that I look like her (when I hold a
photo of her face over my face)
might fall asleep prematurely while
you're eating me out
will die one dav
My Anthem
Brainless
Eminem
Was into her before the pros and cons but then she stuck the landing]()
Was into her before the pros and cons but then she stuck the landing
Memes, National Anthem, and Freedom: gabr-
guardtristan
So if you attract pigeons with bread what did THAT guy throw outside?
....freedom.
*slaps hand on chest**national anthem plays* via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Qqu6z4
![Memes, National Anthem, and Freedom: gabr-
guardtristan
So if you attract pigeons with bread what did THAT guy throw outside?
....freedom.
*slaps hand on chest**national anthem plays* via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Qqu6z4]()
*slaps hand on chest**national anthem plays* via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Qqu6z4
Tinder, Chat, and Cool: 6
Alex
O less than a mile away
ATTENTION all Tinder users!
Alex is in GREAT danger and he needs YOUR
help to fight off being single!
But to do this, he's going to need some cool
people to chat with and a couple of dates.
To help him, all he needs is you to swipe right,
trade numbers, (and your credit card
information)!
BUT! You gotta be quick, so Alex can obtain
the EPIC Tinder Match!
My Anthem
All The Stars (with SZA)
EDIT INFO
I got nothing else to lose at this point so I’m letting VoiceOverPete do my bio
![Tinder, Chat, and Cool: 6
Alex
O less than a mile away
ATTENTION all Tinder users!
Alex is in GREAT danger and he needs YOUR
help to fight off being single!
But to do this, he's going to need some cool
people to chat with and a couple of dates.
To help him, all he needs is you to swipe right,
trade numbers, (and your credit card
information)!
BUT! You gotta be quick, so Alex can obtain
the EPIC Tinder Match!
My Anthem
All The Stars (with SZA)
EDIT INFO
I got nothing else to lose at this point so I’m letting VoiceOverPete do my bio]()
I got nothing else to lose at this point so I’m letting VoiceOverPete do my bio
Definitely, Traffic, and Lost: 7:45
Eris, 19
n Middle-man at Not The Black Market
19 miles away
Definitely not a organ trafficker
My dream man has:
A BMI within the range of 19 to 25
Is an organ donor
O- blood a plus
If you also don't traffic organs, 'hmu' as y'all
youngsters say nowadays.
Like conversation? Tell me your family's medical
history
If you wanna meet up there's this really cool joint I
know in an alleyway. 3am sound good to you?
Remember it's what's on the inside that matters.
Notice:I am not responsible for any lost or stolen
hearts.
My Anthem
0
Nice try, government angent
![Definitely, Traffic, and Lost: 7:45
Eris, 19
n Middle-man at Not The Black Market
19 miles away
Definitely not a organ trafficker
My dream man has:
A BMI within the range of 19 to 25
Is an organ donor
O- blood a plus
If you also don't traffic organs, 'hmu' as y'all
youngsters say nowadays.
Like conversation? Tell me your family's medical
history
If you wanna meet up there's this really cool joint I
know in an alleyway. 3am sound good to you?
Remember it's what's on the inside that matters.
Notice:I am not responsible for any lost or stolen
hearts.
My Anthem
0
Nice try, government angent]()
Nice try, government angent