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Arabic: siniristiriita siniristiriita Stuff my chemistry teacher has started telling us about because he got distracted 1. The role of building pyramids on the maintenance of the cultural stability of ancient Egypt 2. The exact way that a molotov cocktail works against a tank 3. How a number of different modernly extinct or preventable illnesses affected European culture at their time (multiple occasions) 4. The evolutionary explanation as to why middle-european alcohol culture differs from eastern-european one 5. How climate zones work 6. How the camera was invented 7. Stories relating to wars fought in Europe between the 15th and 21st centuries (multiple occasions) 8. How allergies are born, and why they happen 9. Horoscopes and the differences between astrology and astronomy 10. Astrophysics (multiple occasions) 11. The arabic alphabet 12. The invention of milk chocolate 13. How the man who founded the LIDL supermarket chain used to be his grandmother's subtenant 14. Greek, anglo-saxon and egyptian mythology (multiple occasions) 15. The multiverse theory, and how technically speaking we might never meet aliens because we do not exist to them 16. How counting with your fingers affects the structure of math 17. The private lives of the Nobel brothers (multiple occasions) 18. The inherently catholic roots of the flag of the European Union, and general history of catholic iconography 19. How so many celtic traditions have found their way to Finland 20. All the places he has seen whale meat 21. How queen Victoria and queen Elizabeth respectively rose to power 22. The effects of hallucinogens on ancient religions (multiple occasions) 23. How women's shorter skirts and men ceasing to spit on floors indoors helped to stop the rampant spread of tuberculosis (related to #3 but he went on for 30 minutes about this one) 24. The Westermarck-effect and why it didn't apply to Egyptian pharaohs 25. The moonshine business his grandma used to run in the 40s 26. The effects of meat-eating on the human brain These are all from four weeks of classes in basic chem, where we are supposed to be learning how to read the periodic table and stuff 81 notes Chemistry
Arabic: siniristiriita
 siniristiriita
 Stuff my chemistry teacher has started telling us about because he got
 distracted
 1. The role of building pyramids on the maintenance of the cultural stability
 of ancient Egypt
 2. The exact way that a molotov cocktail works against a tank
 3. How a number of different modernly extinct or preventable illnesses
 affected European culture at their time (multiple occasions)
 4. The evolutionary explanation as to why middle-european alcohol culture
 differs from eastern-european one
 5. How climate zones work
 6. How the camera was invented
 7. Stories relating to wars fought in Europe between the 15th and 21st
 centuries (multiple occasions)
 8. How allergies are born, and why they happen
 9. Horoscopes and the differences between astrology and astronomy
 10. Astrophysics (multiple occasions)
 11. The arabic alphabet
 12. The invention of milk chocolate
 13. How the man who founded the LIDL supermarket chain used to be his
 grandmother's subtenant
 14. Greek, anglo-saxon and egyptian mythology (multiple occasions)
 15. The multiverse theory, and how technically speaking we might never
 meet aliens because we do not exist to them
 16. How counting with your fingers affects the structure of math
 17. The private lives of the Nobel brothers (multiple occasions)
 18. The inherently catholic roots of the flag of the European Union, and
 general history of catholic iconography
 19. How so many celtic traditions have found their way to Finland
 20. All the places he has seen whale meat
 21. How queen Victoria and queen Elizabeth respectively rose to power
 22. The effects of hallucinogens on ancient religions (multiple occasions)
 23. How women's shorter skirts and men ceasing to spit on floors indoors
 helped to stop the rampant spread of tuberculosis (related to #3 but he
 went on for 30 minutes about this one)
 24. The Westermarck-effect and why it didn't apply to Egyptian pharaohs
 25. The moonshine business his grandma used to run in the 40s
 26. The effects of meat-eating on the human brain
 These are all from four weeks of classes in basic chem, where we are
 supposed to be learning how to read the periodic table and stuff
 81 notes
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Arabic: I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach County Sherift's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then when forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort. Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special
Arabic: I'm All In On This Guy
 Selling Energy Drinks
 Filled With Crystal
 Meth And Gasoline
 Out Of His Tree Fort
 Humor, News
 May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach
 County Sherift's Office
 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West
 Virginia was arrested on charges of making and
 selling his homemade energy drinks containing
 meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how
 great is this guy)? When police showed up, they
 found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing
 through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25
 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained
 meth
 Police discovered June's practice after several high
 school girls had to be hospitalized for internal
 bleeding after consuming the drinks
 This is what June had to say about the drinks:
 They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or
 Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade,
 caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I
 swear to God I didn't put meth in there."
 He then back tracked and went with this version
 Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them
 addicted and keep customers coming back. I know
 they'll all testify against me so let me make
 something else clear: I pissed in every bottle
 Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these
 energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you
 jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human
 urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you
 want it to work. And if these little high school bitches
 want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality
 working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20
 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them
 and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still
 buy it, that's on you.
 I just love everything about Jasper June and his
 retail business. He read pornos in a foreign
 language while wearing his diaper, and when police
 ask about his product, he is adamant that there is
 no meth in there, only gasoline. And then when
 forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there
 and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too
 lcing on the cake
 PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's
 from? Jasper June from Boone County, West
 Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort.
Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special

Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special

Arabic: I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach County Sherift's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then when forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort. Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2vsmhNE
Arabic: I'm All In On This Guy
 Selling Energy Drinks
 Filled With Crystal
 Meth And Gasoline
 Out Of His Tree Fort
 Humor, News
 May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach
 County Sherift's Office
 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West
 Virginia was arrested on charges of making and
 selling his homemade energy drinks containing
 meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how
 great is this guy)? When police showed up, they
 found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing
 through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25
 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained
 meth
 Police discovered June's practice after several high
 school girls had to be hospitalized for internal
 bleeding after consuming the drinks
 This is what June had to say about the drinks:
 They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or
 Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade,
 caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I
 swear to God I didn't put meth in there."
 He then back tracked and went with this version
 Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them
 addicted and keep customers coming back. I know
 they'll all testify against me so let me make
 something else clear: I pissed in every bottle
 Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these
 energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you
 jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human
 urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you
 want it to work. And if these little high school bitches
 want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality
 working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20
 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them
 and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still
 buy it, that's on you.
 I just love everything about Jasper June and his
 retail business. He read pornos in a foreign
 language while wearing his diaper, and when police
 ask about his product, he is adamant that there is
 no meth in there, only gasoline. And then when
 forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there
 and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too
 lcing on the cake
 PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's
 from? Jasper June from Boone County, West
 Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort.
Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2vsmhNE

Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2vsmhNE

Arabic: I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach County Sherift's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then when forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort. Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special
Arabic: I'm All In On This Guy
 Selling Energy Drinks
 Filled With Crystal
 Meth And Gasoline
 Out Of His Tree Fort
 Humor, News
 May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach
 County Sherift's Office
 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West
 Virginia was arrested on charges of making and
 selling his homemade energy drinks containing
 meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how
 great is this guy)? When police showed up, they
 found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing
 through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25
 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained
 meth
 Police discovered June's practice after several high
 school girls had to be hospitalized for internal
 bleeding after consuming the drinks
 This is what June had to say about the drinks:
 They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or
 Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade,
 caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I
 swear to God I didn't put meth in there."
 He then back tracked and went with this version
 Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them
 addicted and keep customers coming back. I know
 they'll all testify against me so let me make
 something else clear: I pissed in every bottle
 Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these
 energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you
 jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human
 urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you
 want it to work. And if these little high school bitches
 want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality
 working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20
 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them
 and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still
 buy it, that's on you.
 I just love everything about Jasper June and his
 retail business. He read pornos in a foreign
 language while wearing his diaper, and when police
 ask about his product, he is adamant that there is
 no meth in there, only gasoline. And then when
 forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there
 and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too
 lcing on the cake
 PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's
 from? Jasper June from Boone County, West
 Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort.
Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special

Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special

Arabic: foone Follow oone Here's the question I always have with universal translators in sci-fi: how do they know when to stop translation? Like say an alien asks about deserts on earth, and the human lists "the sahara desert, gobi desert and kalahari desert" Alien: You just said "desert" six times. :43 AM-19 Jul 2018 756 Retweets 1,883 Likes 068 ロ756 ㅇ1.SK foone @Foone 24h ("Sahara" is Arabic for "desert". "Gobi is Mongolian for "desert, and "Kalahari is Tswana for "desert foone @Foone 24h Man, the aliens are going to think we're so bad at naming. Cause really, aren't Brit: Behold, the beautiful River Avon Alien: Ahh, the River River. You humans have such a knack for naming things. foone Foone 24h Here we are in Chad, looking upon the mighty Lake Chad! Ahh yes, the land of Lake, bordering the Lake Lake. Another fine human name." foone @Foone 24h And here's Nyanza Lac, in Burundi. As you can tell by the fact that it's named Lake Lake in Bantu & French, it's a la... actually this one's a city. A city named Lake Lake strange-emily I found this thing on Facebook... and l fell down the Humans Are Weird hole yet again. ( first did before I even started my blog - Pinterest is sooo full of these posts! And I keep falling down it from time to time, when I discover something new) sirthane You could do it like Douglas Adams with some device that reads brainwaves (or whatever jargon you choose) and translates the intended meaning of the words according to the speaker. In this context, for instance, the speaker intends the word Sahara to mean the name of the place, so the translator would translate it accurately as Sahara Desert. I've thought about things like this before. Mostly about the common rip at ghost hunter shows and movies about how a x00 years old German castle has ghosts that speak perfect, crystal clear, modern English. My thoughts on a plausible explanation were that an apparition would not physically speak by causing vibrations in the air. Rather, consider the possibility that they instead push thoughts into the minds of those it interacts with causing them to experience the sensation of hearing and seeing them as a means to communicate Your brain receives thoughts of the meanings and concepts the being intends to convey. That's why you hear them in your native language, no matter what you speak or where you're at. This also comes with the bonus of explaining why proof is never found on audio or video recordings. The sights and sounds you perceive didn't actually physically happen. You could also reasonably argue that they'd still be able to interact with (push) physical objects with strong enough emotions through some means (depending on canon) while communicating in this manner by saying that expanding and contracting the air in such a way to create the sound of voice with intelligible words would require far too much precision and control ldk. It's fun stuff to think about. Source:strange-emily #brain waves #translation #ghost echnology #humans are space australians #humans are insane #humans are space oddities #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #humans 16,100 notes A neat solution to a worldbuilding problem
Arabic: foone
 Follow
 oone
 Here's the question I always have with
 universal translators in sci-fi: how do
 they know when to stop translation?
 Like say an alien asks about deserts on
 earth, and the human lists "the sahara
 desert, gobi desert and kalahari desert"
 Alien: You just said "desert" six times.
 :43 AM-19 Jul 2018
 756 Retweets 1,883 Likes
 068 ロ756 ㅇ1.SK
 foone @Foone 24h
 ("Sahara" is Arabic for "desert". "Gobi is Mongolian for "desert, and "Kalahari is
 Tswana for "desert
 foone @Foone 24h
 Man, the aliens are going to think we're so bad at naming. Cause really, aren't
 Brit: Behold, the beautiful River Avon
 Alien: Ahh, the River River. You humans have such a knack for naming things.
 foone Foone 24h
 Here we are in Chad, looking upon the mighty Lake Chad!
 Ahh yes, the land of Lake, bordering the Lake Lake. Another fine human name."
 foone @Foone 24h
 And here's Nyanza Lac, in Burundi. As you can tell by the fact that it's named
 Lake Lake in Bantu & French, it's a la... actually this one's a city. A city named Lake
 Lake
 strange-emily
 I found this thing on Facebook... and l fell down the Humans Are Weird hole yet
 again. ( first did before I even started my blog - Pinterest is sooo full of these
 posts! And I keep falling down it from time to time, when I discover something
 new)
 sirthane
 You could do it like Douglas Adams with some device that reads brainwaves (or
 whatever jargon you choose) and translates the intended meaning of the words
 according to the speaker. In this context, for instance, the speaker intends the
 word Sahara to mean the name of the place, so the translator would translate it
 accurately as Sahara Desert.
 I've thought about things like this before. Mostly about the common rip at ghost
 hunter shows and movies about how a x00 years old German castle has ghosts
 that speak perfect, crystal clear, modern English. My thoughts on a plausible
 explanation were that an apparition would not physically speak by causing
 vibrations in the air. Rather, consider the possibility that they instead push
 thoughts into the minds of those it interacts with causing them to experience the
 sensation of hearing and seeing them as a means to communicate
 Your brain receives thoughts of the meanings and concepts the being intends to
 convey. That's why you hear them in your native language, no matter what you
 speak or where you're at. This also comes with the bonus of explaining why
 proof is never found on audio or video recordings. The sights and sounds you
 perceive didn't actually physically happen. You could also reasonably argue that
 they'd still be able to interact with (push) physical objects with strong enough
 emotions through some means (depending on canon) while communicating in
 this manner by saying that expanding and contracting the air in such a way to
 create the sound of voice with intelligible words would require far too much
 precision and control
 ldk. It's fun stuff to think about.
 Source:strange-emily #brain waves #translation #ghost echnology
 #humans are space australians #humans are insane #humans are space oddities
 #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #humans
 16,100 notes
A neat solution to a worldbuilding problem

A neat solution to a worldbuilding problem

Arabic: Arabic scholar admiring the scrolls in The Great Library (200 B.C.)
Arabic: Arabic scholar admiring the scrolls in The Great Library (200 B.C.)

Arabic scholar admiring the scrolls in The Great Library (200 B.C.)

Arabic: white dude in this horror movie translates old arabic text somehow it rhymes perfectly in english Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like "Whomsoever enters this room, they shall.. well, this word is like.. literally it means unbecome, but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and-wait, when was this carved? was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century. This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?" You guys, I've gotta be honest, okay? This thing's written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I've only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here..I can't even tell if it's some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means." this is written in ancient sumerian. it's about... uh. well that word is.. uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower. okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means horse and the context is really not helping" "You know what? This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let's just leave. The sacred texts said that there’d be chickens here, but all I can see are ducks
Arabic: white dude in this horror movie translates old arabic text
 somehow it rhymes perfectly in english
 Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one
 of these movies, like "Whomsoever enters this room, they
 shall.. well, this word is like.. literally it means unbecome, but
 it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and-wait,
 when was this carved? was it 15th century? Cuz it was a
 euphemism for sex too in the 15th century. This is either a
 cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to
 roll the dice?"
 You guys, I've gotta be honest, okay? This thing's written in some
 kind of weird localized dialect, and I've only ever studied the
 standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here..I can't
 even tell if it's some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase
 whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means."
 this is written in ancient sumerian. it's about... uh. well that word
 is.. uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a
 nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.
 okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying
 Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that
 has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it
 means horse
 and the context is really not helping"
 "You know what? This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are
 bleeding let's just leave.
The sacred texts said that there’d be chickens here, but all I can see are ducks

The sacred texts said that there’d be chickens here, but all I can see are ducks

Arabic: <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/175485026502/wallofdis-vanitysgrace-goldensweetcheeks" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://wallofdis.tumblr.com/post/175380225552" class="tumblr_blog">wallofdis</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://vanitysgrace.tumblr.com/post/175358920411/goldensweetcheeks-snellyboi-localstarboy" class="tumblr_blog">vanitysgrace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://goldensweetcheeks.tumblr.com/post/175357212047/snellyboi-localstarboy-saudi-arabia-gave-women" class="tumblr_blog">goldensweetcheeks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://snellyboi.tumblr.com/post/175354345376/localstarboy-saudi-arabia-gave-women-permission" class="tumblr_blog">snellyboi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://localstarboy.tumblr.com/post/175353436143/saudi-arabia-gave-women-permission-to-drive-and" class="tumblr_blog">localstarboy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭</p></blockquote> <p>This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track</p> </blockquote> <p>Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB </p> </blockquote> <p>This track is hard </p> </blockquote> <p>I saw that someone who speaks Arabic took a stab at translating it and it turns out she’s basically doing a PSA about safe driving rules and I fell in love</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s nice and all but I would KEEP driving until I’m somewhere where I don’t need permission to drive. Just sayin.</p></blockquote>
Arabic: <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/175485026502/wallofdis-vanitysgrace-goldensweetcheeks" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://wallofdis.tumblr.com/post/175380225552" class="tumblr_blog">wallofdis</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://vanitysgrace.tumblr.com/post/175358920411/goldensweetcheeks-snellyboi-localstarboy" class="tumblr_blog">vanitysgrace</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://goldensweetcheeks.tumblr.com/post/175357212047/snellyboi-localstarboy-saudi-arabia-gave-women" class="tumblr_blog">goldensweetcheeks</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://snellyboi.tumblr.com/post/175354345376/localstarboy-saudi-arabia-gave-women-permission" class="tumblr_blog">snellyboi</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://localstarboy.tumblr.com/post/175353436143/saudi-arabia-gave-women-permission-to-drive-and" class="tumblr_blog">localstarboy</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭</p></blockquote>
<p>This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB </p>
</blockquote>

<p>This track is hard </p>
</blockquote>

<p>I saw that someone who speaks Arabic took a stab at translating it and it turns out she’s basically doing a PSA about safe driving rules and I fell in love</p>
</blockquote>

<p>That’s nice and all but I would KEEP driving until I’m somewhere where I don’t need permission to drive. Just sayin.</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/175485026502/wallofdis-vanitysgrace-goldensweetcheeks" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>...

Arabic: The Observer Muslim foster parents: We'd never had a Christmas tree it made them so happy <p><a href="http://ikkimikki.tumblr.com/post/168587488460/philtippett-ithelpstodream-once-the-children" class="tumblr_blog">ikkimikki</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://philtippett.tumblr.com/post/168428590826/ithelpstodream-once-the-children-were-asleep" class="tumblr_blog">philtippett</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ithelpstodream.tumblr.com/post/168152017582/once-the-children-were-asleep-sajjad-headed-out" class="tumblr_blog">ithelpstodream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Once the children were asleep, Sajjad headed out on an urgent shopping mission. “We are Muslims and we’d never had a Christmas tree in our home. But these children were Christian and we wanted them to feel connected to their culture.” </p> <p>The couple worked until the early hours putting the tree up and wrapping presents. The first thing the children saw the next morning was the tree.</p> <p>“I had never seen that kind of extra happiness and excitement on a child’s face.“ The children were meant to stay for two weeks – seven years later two of the three siblings are still living with them.</p> <p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/dec/03/muslim-foster-parents-it-has-been-such-a-blessing?CMP=fb_gu">https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/dec/03/muslim-foster-parents-it-has-been-such-a-blessing?CMP=fb_gu</a></p> </blockquote> <p>this is a beautiful article and i just want to include a few other highlights from the above family as well as another profiled:</p> <blockquote> <p>…she focuses on the positives – in particular how fostering has given her and Sajjad an insight into a world that had been so unfamiliar. “We have learned so much about English culture and religion,” Sajjad says. Riffat would read Bible stories to the children at night and took the girls to church on Sundays. “When I read about Christianity, I don’t think there is much difference,” she says. “It all comes from God.”</p> <p>The girls, 15 and 12, have also introduced Riffat and Sajjad to the world of after-school ballet, theatre classes and going to pop concerts. “I wouldn’t see many Asian parents at those places,” she says. “But I now tell my extended family you should involve your children in these activities because it is good for their confidence.” Having the girls in her life has also made Riffat reflect on her own childhood. “I had never spent even an hour outside my home without my siblings or parents until my wedding day,” she says.</p> <p>Just as Riffat and Sajjad have learned about Christianity, the girls have come to look forward to Eid and the traditions of henna. “I’ve taught them how to make potato curry, pakoras and samosas,” Riffat says. “But their spice levels are not quite the same as ours yet.” The girls can also sing Bollywood songs and speak Urdu.</p> <p>“I now look forward to going home. I have two girls and my wife waiting,” says Sajjad. “It’s been such a blessing for me,” adds Riffat. “It fulfilled the maternal gap.”</p> <p>[…]</p> <p>Shareen’s longest foster placement arrived three years ago: a boy from Syria. “He was 14 and had hidden inside a lorry all the way from Syria,” she says. The boy was deeply traumatised. They had to communicate via Google Translate; Shareen later learned Arabic and he picked up English within six months. She read up on Syria and the political situation there to get an insight into the conditions he had left.</p> <p>“It took ages to gain his trust,” she says. “I got a picture dictionary that showed English and Arabic words and I remember one time when I pronounced an Arabic word wrong and he burst out laughing and told me I was saying it wrong – that was the breakthrough.”</p> <p>The boy would run home from school and whenever they went shopping in town, he kept asking Shareen when they were going back home. She found out why: “He told me that one day he left his house in Syria and when he had come back, there was no house.” Now he’s 18, speaks English fluently and is applying for apprenticeships. He could move out of Shareen’s home, but has decided to stay. “He is a very different person to the boy who first came here,” she says, “and my relationship with him is that of a mother to her son.”</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>What a beautifully loving family. </p> </blockquote> <p>This makes my heart happy </p>
Arabic: The Observer
 Muslim foster parents: We'd
 never had a Christmas tree
 it made them so happy
<p><a href="http://ikkimikki.tumblr.com/post/168587488460/philtippett-ithelpstodream-once-the-children" class="tumblr_blog">ikkimikki</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://philtippett.tumblr.com/post/168428590826/ithelpstodream-once-the-children-were-asleep" class="tumblr_blog">philtippett</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://ithelpstodream.tumblr.com/post/168152017582/once-the-children-were-asleep-sajjad-headed-out" class="tumblr_blog">ithelpstodream</a>:</p>
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<p>Once the children were asleep, Sajjad headed out on an urgent shopping mission. “We are Muslims and we’d never had a Christmas tree in our home. But these children were Christian and we wanted them to feel connected to their culture.” </p>

<p>The couple worked until the early hours putting the tree up and wrapping presents. The first thing the children saw the next morning was the tree.</p>

<p>“I had never seen that kind of extra happiness and excitement on a child’s face.“ The children were meant to stay for two weeks – seven years later two of the three siblings are still living with them.</p>

<p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/dec/03/muslim-foster-parents-it-has-been-such-a-blessing?CMP=fb_gu">https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/dec/03/muslim-foster-parents-it-has-been-such-a-blessing?CMP=fb_gu</a></p>
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<p>this is a beautiful article and i just want to include a few other highlights from the above family as well as another profiled:</p>

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<p>…she focuses on the positives – in particular how fostering has given her and Sajjad an insight into a world that had been so unfamiliar. “We have learned so much about English culture and religion,” Sajjad says. Riffat would read Bible stories to the children at night and took the girls to church on Sundays. “When I read about Christianity, I don’t think there is much difference,” she says. “It all comes from God.”</p>
<p>The girls, 15 and 12, have also introduced Riffat and Sajjad to the world of after-school ballet, theatre classes and going to pop concerts. “I wouldn’t see many Asian parents at those places,” she says. “But I now tell my extended family you should involve your children in these activities because it is good for their confidence.” Having the girls in her life has also made Riffat reflect on her own childhood. “I had never spent even an hour outside my home without my siblings or parents until my wedding day,” she says.</p>

<p>Just as Riffat and Sajjad have learned about Christianity, the girls have come to look forward to Eid and the traditions of henna. “I’ve taught them how to make potato curry, pakoras and samosas,” Riffat says. “But their spice levels are not quite the same as ours yet.” The girls can also sing Bollywood songs and speak Urdu.</p>

<p>“I now look forward to going home. I have two girls and my wife waiting,” says Sajjad. “It’s been such a blessing for me,” adds Riffat. “It fulfilled the maternal gap.”</p>
<p>[…]</p>
<p>Shareen’s longest foster placement arrived three years ago: a boy from Syria. “He was 14 and had hidden inside a lorry all the way from Syria,” she says. The boy was deeply traumatised. They had to communicate via Google Translate; Shareen later learned Arabic and he picked up English within six months. She read up on Syria and the political situation there to get an insight into the conditions he had left.</p>

<p>“It took ages to gain his trust,” she says. “I got a picture dictionary that showed English and Arabic words and I remember one time when I pronounced an Arabic word wrong and he burst out laughing and told me I was saying it wrong – that was the breakthrough.”</p>

<p>The boy would run home from school and whenever they went shopping in town, he kept asking Shareen when they were going back home. She found out why: “He told me that one day he left his house in Syria and when he had come back, there was no house.” Now he’s 18, speaks English fluently and is applying for apprenticeships. He could move out of Shareen’s home, but has decided to stay. “He is a very different person to the boy who first came here,” she says, “and my relationship with him is that of a mother to her son.”</p>
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</blockquote>
<p>What a beautifully loving family. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>This makes my heart happy </p>

<p><a href="http://ikkimikki.tumblr.com/post/168587488460/philtippett-ithelpstodream-once-the-children" class="tumblr_blog">ikkimikki</a>...

Arabic: O 63% 08:42 charmcitywire.com I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News_May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach ENERO DRINK NERGY Boone County Sheriff's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 00 AT&T 08:43 o 63%! charmcitywire.com bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth. Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks. This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version: "Okay,Iput just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle." Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you 08:43 O 63% charmcitywire.com want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them, and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there Is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then whern forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake. PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort Follow @zachhagerman Via Share: Tweet Like 551 Author: Zach Tree Fort Piss and Meth Energy Drinks for 20.00. Takers?
Arabic: O 63%
 08:42
 charmcitywire.com
 I'm All In On This Guy
 Selling Energy Drinks
 Filled With Crystal
 Meth And Gasoline
 Out Of His Tree Fort
 Humor, News_May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach
 ENERO
 DRINK
 NERGY
 Boone County Sheriff's Office
 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West
 Virginia was arrested on charges of making and
 selling his homemade energy drinks containing
 meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how
 great is this guy)? When police showed up, they
 found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing
 through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25

 00 AT&T
 08:43
 o 63%!
 charmcitywire.com
 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained
 meth.
 Police discovered June's practice after several high
 school girls had to be hospitalized for internal
 bleeding after consuming the drinks.
 This is what June had to say about the drinks:
 They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or
 Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade,
 caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I
 swear to God I didn't put meth in there."
 He then back tracked and went with this version:
 "Okay,Iput just a little meth in there to get them
 addicted and keep customers coming back. I know
 they'll all testify against me so let me make
 something else clear: I pissed in every bottle."
 Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these
 energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you
 jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human
 urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you

 08:43
 O 63%
 charmcitywire.com
 want it to work. And if these little high school bitches
 want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality
 working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20
 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them,
 and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still
 buy it, that's on you.
 I just love everything about Jasper June and his
 retail business. He read pornos in a foreign
 language while wearing his diaper, and when police
 ask about his product, he is adamant that there Is
 no meth in there, only gasoline. And then whern
 forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there
 and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too
 lcing on the cake.
 PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's
 from? Jasper June from Boone County, West
 Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort
 Follow @zachhagerman
 Via
 Share:
 Tweet
 Like
 551
 Author: Zach
Tree Fort Piss and Meth Energy Drinks for 20.00. Takers?

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