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Autists: Red, blue, gold, and rainbow are all used (for different reasons and red/gold are most accepted by actual autists)
Autists: Red, blue, gold, and rainbow are all used (for different reasons and red/gold are most accepted by actual autists)

Red, blue, gold, and rainbow are all used (for different reasons and red/gold are most accepted by actual autists)

Autists: The Stacy Spaicy The best thing the sonic fanbase has Cynical, nihilistic tone no doubt caused by Vivzie failing to outgrow her scene kid phase Sparkledog aesthetics that look like a twelve year old girl drew them in the back of her notebook The virgin Hazbin Hotel Kicks the shit out of the Luxbell Has an optimistic tone ever produced, redeeming the souls of reminiscient of 2000's thousands of autists corporation with a lobster-fox, some kind of algae girl, knuckles the echidna in blackface, goatlegged plantman, and a goddamn duck The character designs are so damn complicated I had to steal youtube culture Every design looks like they're begging for people to draw patreon smut of them one from from u/Anon493236 All the character All the characters look like Jack Skellington on HRT designs are diverse and colourful Looks like a cross between peppa pig, sonic and shantae FANGY GOBS abound, a trite design trope which only gacha life users find intimidating Has mouth on the side of her face Relies on good clean innocent humour despite the questionable memetic implications of its influences More hot pink than a dripping vagina Most characters are demons that resemble animals that are a Everyone is fully clothed like plebeians Sex jokes damn nuisance IRL Can use her badass elemental whip to fly Flamboyant homosexuality masks the fact that there are only two Author comes from Chile, where the air is so thin she Desperately tries to be quirky in a way that rips off Invader Zim kinds of characters in Hell can probably see Snoworld from her backyard Survived encountering SrPelo and left his Lives in hell, and for good reason dimension with her The ultimate fruition of DeviantArt sanity intact Casually goes around naked on a planet called Snoworld culture surfacing into the mainstream internet zeitgeist, and only the good parts of it The very worst parts of Deviantart, Livejournal and Tumblr culture crawling back up from the 2000s where they ought to have been left Her species can retract their genitals into their bodies Worldbuilding is actually rather interesting and reminscient of the roleplaying galleries of that era (No joke, it's canon) Why the fuck would you call a 14 year old girl 'Vaggie? Cartoony names like Spaicy Chicross, Mint Starberry, and Lobster Hockett Sarcasm, bitterness, bitchiness dominates a lot of the dialogue Always peppy and genuine When compared to Sonic characters, the character designs remind you of Rigby's brother No lore Occasionally has hilarious engrish Made by ONE PERSON!! The Virgin Hazbin Hotel vs The Stacy Spaicy
Autists: The Stacy Spaicy
 The best thing the
 sonic fanbase has
 Cynical, nihilistic
 tone no doubt
 caused by Vivzie
 failing to outgrow
 her scene kid phase
 Sparkledog aesthetics
 that look like a twelve
 year old girl drew them in
 the back of her notebook
 The virgin Hazbin Hotel
 Kicks the shit out of the Luxbell
 Has an optimistic tone
 ever produced,
 redeeming the souls of reminiscient of 2000's
 thousands of autists
 corporation with a lobster-fox,
 some kind of algae girl, knuckles
 the echidna in blackface,
 goatlegged plantman, and a
 goddamn duck
 The character designs are so
 damn complicated I had to steal
 youtube culture
 Every design looks like
 they're begging for
 people to draw patreon
 smut of them
 one from from u/Anon493236
 All the character
 All the characters
 look like Jack
 Skellington on HRT
 designs are diverse
 and colourful
 Looks like a cross
 between peppa pig,
 sonic and shantae
 FANGY GOBS abound,
 a trite design trope
 which only gacha life
 users find intimidating
 Has mouth on the side of her face
 Relies on good clean
 innocent humour despite the
 questionable memetic
 implications of its influences
 More hot pink than a
 dripping vagina
 Most characters are
 demons that resemble
 animals that are a
 Everyone is fully clothed like plebeians
 Sex jokes
 damn nuisance IRL
 Can use her badass
 elemental whip to fly
 Flamboyant homosexuality masks
 the fact that there are only two
 Author comes from Chile,
 where the air is so thin she
 Desperately tries to be quirky in
 a way that rips off Invader Zim
 kinds of characters in Hell
 can probably see Snoworld
 from her backyard
 Survived encountering
 SrPelo and left his
 Lives in hell, and for
 good reason
 dimension with her
 The ultimate fruition of DeviantArt
 sanity intact
 Casually goes around
 naked on a planet
 called Snoworld
 culture surfacing into the
 mainstream internet zeitgeist, and
 only the good parts of it
 The very worst parts of
 Deviantart, Livejournal and
 Tumblr culture crawling
 back up from the 2000s
 where they ought to have
 been left
 Her species can
 retract their genitals
 into their bodies
 Worldbuilding is actually rather
 interesting and reminscient of the
 roleplaying galleries of that era
 (No joke, it's canon)
 Why the fuck would
 you call a 14 year
 old girl 'Vaggie?
 Cartoony names like Spaicy Chicross,
 Mint Starberry, and Lobster Hockett
 Sarcasm, bitterness,
 bitchiness dominates
 a lot of the dialogue
 Always peppy and genuine
 When compared to Sonic
 characters, the character designs
 remind you of Rigby's brother
 No lore
 Occasionally has hilarious engrish
 Made by ONE PERSON!!
The Virgin Hazbin Hotel vs The Stacy Spaicy

The Virgin Hazbin Hotel vs The Stacy Spaicy

Autists: Shitty Day Anonymous 08/23/19(Fri)20:11:08 No.54056363 Well robots, Ive had a pretty shitty day, so I am going to share that with you now. Here is some context first >be me >kidfag who just discovered fapping >it was 18 years ago bust a fat nut waddle to toilet smegma.avi >clean penis with tissues and put the cummy sheets in the toilet >be almost done until .. she arrives bzzzZZZZZZZZ moth has appeared >its fucking huge >bigger than my now flaccid dick ap around like an autist for a minute or two >hit it >blackhawkdown.jpeg cant fly >only moves when i poke it feel initial sadness and even pity it fades, replaced with an autist's rage "You do not interrupt cummy cleanup time >pick it up put it's still live body in the toilet hear its screams as i flush it down with my cumrags >finish cleaning and sleep >have weird visions of a weird creature knocking at my door >the visions eventually fade fast forward a few years am normal now clean everyday >take care of body dont have a fapbrain anymore >have a 10/10 qt3.14 wife >have a 4yr old son >im making dinner wife and kid are doing whatever they're doing in the front room get weird feeling hear knock on door >hear my wife scream as her face gets blown off, followed by my kid merica.jpeg imove to the doorway and see my family's corpses >turn to run away gets shot in leg >im crawling away then I see him a half man, half moth hybrid >literally looks like a shitty video game enemy Hello Anon Who are you? Why are you here?" "You raped and crippled my mother years ago, I was born of your lust, I have been exiled from my homelands, I seek revenge now grab flashlight flashlight shines in half mothchild's face mothchild is in a trance >drops gun, instantly blows mothchild's face off call police cops show up >get taken to the station "Huh, happens more than you think" >get home >just got off phone to friends and family, the funeral is in a week for my wife and my kids is the day after start typing this greentext So guys, how was your day? Anon regrets reproducing
Autists: Shitty Day Anonymous 08/23/19(Fri)20:11:08 No.54056363
 Well robots, Ive had a pretty shitty day, so I am going to share that with you now. Here is some context first
 >be me
 >kidfag who just discovered fapping
 >it was 18 years ago
 bust a fat nut
 waddle to toilet
 smegma.avi
 >clean penis with tissues and put the cummy sheets in the toilet
 >be almost done until .. she arrives
 bzzzZZZZZZZZ
 moth has appeared
 >its fucking huge
 >bigger than my now flaccid dick
 ap around like an autist for a minute or two
 >hit it
 >blackhawkdown.jpeg
 cant fly
 >only moves when i poke it
 feel initial sadness and even pity
 it fades, replaced with an autist's rage
 "You do not interrupt cummy cleanup time
 >pick it up
 put it's still live body in the toilet
 hear its screams as i flush it down with my cumrags
 >finish cleaning and sleep
 >have weird visions of a weird creature knocking at my door
 >the visions eventually fade
 fast forward a few years
 am normal now
 clean everyday
 >take care of body
 dont have a fapbrain anymore
 >have a 10/10 qt3.14 wife
 >have a 4yr old son
 >im making dinner
 wife and kid are doing whatever they're doing in the front room
 get weird feeling
 hear knock on door
 >hear my wife scream as her face gets blown off, followed by my kid
 merica.jpeg
 imove to the doorway and see my family's corpses
 >turn to run away
 gets shot in leg
 >im crawling away
 then I see him
 a half man, half moth hybrid
 >literally looks like a shitty video game enemy
 Hello Anon
 Who are you? Why are you here?"
 "You raped and crippled my mother years ago, I was born of your lust, I have been exiled from my homelands, I seek revenge now
 grab flashlight
 flashlight shines in half mothchild's face
 mothchild is in a trance
 >drops gun, instantly blows mothchild's face off
 call police
 cops show up
 >get taken to the station
 "Huh, happens more than you think"
 >get home
 >just got off phone to friends and family, the funeral is in a week for my wife and my kids is the day after
 start typing this greentext
 So guys, how was your day?
Anon regrets reproducing

Anon regrets reproducing

Autists: File: 1565903078035 (2)jpg (107 KB, 499x499) Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)09:32:41 No.54002751 >be me, 1yr ago >beginning of school, chilling in dorm room >me and chad roommate decide to get to know the new people whatever.wav >after some grils qt3. 14 and weebos decide to go back to room >entering the 5th floor extremelyloud.gif >see an asian dude standing there, make a bunch of jokes about math.exe, hes cool about it >guy with 5 rubriks cubes standing next to him wtf.wav >lets call him MylittleFuhrer cause a friend named him like this Pic related >he is extreme autist.msi >solves rubrics cube with 8sides or so behind back >seemscool.jpeg Ffw next days he never leaves our room, nearly invaded it >hes addicted to a mobile game called Lord Mobile >he tells me everything about it even though i show no interest >also has a yt channel where he cuts videos with video director for mobile and some shitty ncs dubstep music in the background Now i know everything about it, but thats not the end of this story >has super protectice parents and an antivaxmom >father controls every device of him with a childrens programm, mind that hes 17 >mother karen shattered his ds once because he said that he wanta to get vaccinated >she sells essential oils for a living Ffw half a year >MyLittleFuhrer stays over again, he wont go and still tells me about that game >does not let me study >grades go down, had to drive home some times because he did not let me sleep and I got sick >leans his head on my shoulder when I study ansld his saliva runs on my shoulder >once found him in our room after school, we had not let him in and the room was locked howtfdidhegetin.gif >enoughisenough.exe >too kind to tell him >his grades start to go down >mfw he drops out of college Those were just the peaks, he did a lot more tard shit Im finally done with this autistic shit, mylittlefuhrer is the reason why i try to avoid autists What do you think, /r9k/bots? Anon hates the Fuhrer
Autists: File: 1565903078035 (2)jpg (107 KB, 499x499)
 Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)09:32:41 No.54002751
 >be me, 1yr ago
 >beginning of school, chilling in dorm room
 >me and chad roommate decide to get to know the new people
 whatever.wav
 >after some grils qt3. 14 and weebos decide to go back to room
 >entering the 5th floor
 extremelyloud.gif
 >see an asian dude standing there, make a bunch of jokes about math.exe, hes cool about it
 >guy with 5 rubriks cubes standing next to him
 wtf.wav
 >lets call him MylittleFuhrer cause a friend named him like this
 Pic related
 >he is extreme autist.msi
 >solves rubrics cube with 8sides or so behind back
 >seemscool.jpeg
 Ffw next days
 he never leaves our room, nearly invaded it
 >hes addicted to a mobile game called Lord Mobile
 >he tells me everything about it even though i show no interest
 >also has a yt channel where he cuts videos with video director for mobile and some shitty ncs dubstep music in the background
 Now i know everything about it, but thats not the end of this story
 >has super protectice parents and an antivaxmom
 >father controls every device of him with a childrens programm, mind that hes 17
 >mother karen shattered his ds once because he said that he wanta to get vaccinated
 >she sells essential oils for a living
 Ffw half a year
 >MyLittleFuhrer stays over again, he wont go and still tells me about that game
 >does not let me study
 >grades go down, had to drive home some times because he did not let me sleep and I got sick
 >leans his head on my shoulder when I study ansld his saliva runs on my shoulder
 >once found him in our room after school, we had not let him in and the room was locked
 howtfdidhegetin.gif
 >enoughisenough.exe
 >too kind to tell him
 >his grades start to go down
 >mfw he drops out of college
 Those were just the peaks, he did a lot more tard shit
 Im finally done with this autistic shit, mylittlefuhrer is the reason why i try to avoid autists
 What do you think, /r9k/bots?
Anon hates the Fuhrer

Anon hates the Fuhrer

Autists: Anonymous 08/05/19(Mon)00:46:37 No.1572862 >Mom constantly lectures me about needing to go outside more often Threatens to shut off internet if don't Go outside >Remember friend telling me how 30 KB JPG beautiful the local woods are >Go to woods It is beautiful here >Run into cyotey >Slowly back away and pick up stick >Swing stick around while yelling like a giant tard >Cyotey leaves me alone >Go home feeling like a badass >Turns out later that I had been bitten by a tick >Now have Lyme disease >I fucking hate the outdoors Did I do the proper thing when dealing with a wild animal? 08/06/19(Tue)16:38:10 No.1573767 Anonymous >>1572862 (OP) # son is a loser >draining the best years of your life read about local lyme disease outbreak 54 KB JPG >send son into woods >gets disease >hope he dies so you can finally break free >>1573772 # >>1576129 # Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)20:00:03 No.1573860 >>1572862 (OP) # Be cyotey >Treading through woods >See fat little boy >Fat little boy sees me >Begin contemplating plan of how to lure this scrumptious morsel into a trap where the rest of the 1.06 MB JPG pack can attack him >Kid picks up stick and begins swinging around and yelling like an idiot >Oh, he's retarded >Feel bad for him and decide to leave him alone He'll probably do something stupid anyway >Like walk through tall grasses and bushes >Get bitten by ticks and get Lyme disease >Could possibly even die >Poor retard >>1576129 # 08/10/19(Sat)00:57:28 No.1576 Anonymous 89 >be stick >lounging innawoods >getting that termite pussy see the local cyotey >fuckdonttakeme 15 KB PNG >cyotey stops, stares down something >can't move, im a stick suddenly launched into the air >some fat autistic kid has grappled onto me and is making moose sounds >getting swung around, if i could throw up i would my fucking termite gf got thrown downwards at 300mph >cyotey walks away, stunned at the local autist's display >get thrown down to the ground >breaks my spine >1576129 Anon is an outdoorsman autismo
Autists: Anonymous
 08/05/19(Mon)00:46:37 No.1572862
 >Mom constantly lectures me about
 needing to go outside more often
 Threatens to shut off internet if
 don't
 Go outside
 >Remember friend telling me how
 30 KB JPG
 beautiful the local woods are
 >Go to woods
 It is beautiful here
 >Run into cyotey
 >Slowly back away and pick up stick
 >Swing stick around while yelling like a giant tard
 >Cyotey leaves me alone
 >Go home feeling like a badass
 >Turns out later that I had been bitten by a tick
 >Now have Lyme disease
 >I fucking hate the outdoors
 Did I do the proper thing when dealing with a wild
 animal?
 08/06/19(Tue)16:38:10 No.1573767
 Anonymous
 >>1572862 (OP) #
 son is a loser
 >draining the best years of your life
 read about local lyme disease
 outbreak
 54 KB JPG
 >send son into woods
 >gets disease
 >hope he dies so you can
 finally break free
 >>1573772 # >>1576129 #
 Anonymous
 08/06/19(Tue)20:00:03 No.1573860
 >>1572862 (OP) #
 Be cyotey
 >Treading through woods
 >See fat little boy
 >Fat little boy sees me
 >Begin contemplating plan of how to lure this
 scrumptious morsel into a trap where the rest of the
 1.06 MB JPG
 pack can attack him
 >Kid picks up stick and begins swinging around and
 yelling like an idiot
 >Oh, he's retarded
 >Feel bad for him and decide to leave him alone
 He'll probably do something stupid anyway
 >Like walk through tall grasses and bushes
 >Get bitten by ticks and get Lyme disease
 >Could possibly even die
 >Poor retard
 >>1576129 #
 08/10/19(Sat)00:57:28 No.1576
 Anonymous
 89
 >be stick
 >lounging innawoods
 >getting that termite pussy
 see the local cyotey
 >fuckdonttakeme
 15 KB PNG
 >cyotey stops, stares down
 something
 >can't move, im a stick
 suddenly launched into the air
 >some fat autistic kid has grappled onto me and is
 making moose sounds
 >getting swung around, if i could throw up i would
 my fucking termite gf got thrown downwards at
 300mph
 >cyotey walks away, stunned at the local autist's
 display
 >get thrown down to the ground
 >breaks my spine
 >1576129
Anon is an outdoorsman autismo

Anon is an outdoorsman autismo

Autists: 08/05/19(Mon)00:46:37 No.1572862 Anonymous >Mom constantly lectures me about needing to go outside more often Threatens to shut off internet if don't Go outside >Remember friend telling me how 30 KB JPG beautiful the local woods are >Go to woods It is beautiful here >Run into cyotey >Slowly back away and pick up stick >Swing stick around while yelling like a giant tard >Cyotey leaves me alone >Go home feeling like a badass >Turns out later that I had been bitten by a tick >Now have Lyme disease >I fucking hate the outdoors Did I do the proper thing when dealing with a wild animal? Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)16:38:10 No.1573767 >>1572862 (OP) # son is a loser >draining the best years of your life >read about local lyme disease outbreak 54 KB JPG >send son into woods >gets disease >hope he dies so you can finally break free >>1573772 # >>1576129 # Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)20:00:03 No.1573860 >>1572862 (OP)# Be cyotey >Treading through woods >See fat little boy >Fat little boy sees me >Begin contemplating plan of how to lure this scrumptious morsel into a trap where the rest of the 1.06 MB JPG pack can attack him >Kid picks up stick and begins swinging around and yelling like an idiot >Oh, he's retarded >Feel bad for him and decide to leave him alone He'll probably do something stupid anyway >Like walk through tall grasses and bushes >Get bitten by ticks and get Lyme disease >Could possibly even die >Poor retard >>1576129 # Anonymous 08/10/19(Sat)00:57:28 No.1576 89 >be stick >lounging innawoods >getting that termite pussy see the local cyotey >fuckdonttakeme 15 KB PNG >cyotey stops, stares down something >can't move, im a stick suddenly launched into the air >some fat autistic kid has grappled onto me and is making moose sounds getting swung around, if i could throw up i would >my fucking termite gf got thrown downwards at 300mph >cyotey walks away, stunned at the local autist's display >get thrown down to the ground >breaks my spine >1576129 Anon goes innawoods
Autists: 08/05/19(Mon)00:46:37 No.1572862
 Anonymous
 >Mom constantly lectures me about
 needing to go outside more often
 Threatens to shut off internet if
 don't
 Go outside
 >Remember friend telling me how
 30 KB JPG
 beautiful the local woods are
 >Go to woods
 It is beautiful here
 >Run into cyotey
 >Slowly back away and pick up stick
 >Swing stick around while yelling like a giant tard
 >Cyotey leaves me alone
 >Go home feeling like a badass
 >Turns out later that I had been bitten by a tick
 >Now have Lyme disease
 >I fucking hate the outdoors
 Did I do the proper thing when dealing with a wild
 animal?
 Anonymous
 08/06/19(Tue)16:38:10 No.1573767
 >>1572862 (OP) #
 son is a loser
 >draining the best years of your life
 >read about local lyme disease
 outbreak
 54 KB JPG
 >send son into woods
 >gets disease
 >hope he dies so you can
 finally break free
 >>1573772 # >>1576129 #
 Anonymous
 08/06/19(Tue)20:00:03 No.1573860
 >>1572862 (OP)#
 Be cyotey
 >Treading through woods
 >See fat little boy
 >Fat little boy sees me
 >Begin contemplating plan of how to lure this
 scrumptious morsel into a trap where the rest of the
 1.06 MB JPG
 pack can attack him
 >Kid picks up stick and begins swinging around and
 yelling like an idiot
 >Oh, he's retarded
 >Feel bad for him and decide to leave him alone
 He'll probably do something stupid anyway
 >Like walk through tall grasses and bushes
 >Get bitten by ticks and get Lyme disease
 >Could possibly even die
 >Poor retard
 >>1576129 #
 Anonymous
 08/10/19(Sat)00:57:28 No.1576
 89
 >be stick
 >lounging innawoods
 >getting that termite pussy
 see the local cyotey
 >fuckdonttakeme
 15 KB PNG
 >cyotey stops, stares down
 something
 >can't move, im a stick
 suddenly launched into the air
 >some fat autistic kid has grappled onto me and is
 making moose sounds
 getting swung around, if i could throw up i would
 >my fucking termite gf got thrown downwards at
 300mph
 >cyotey walks away, stunned at the local autist's
 display
 >get thrown down to the ground
 >breaks my spine
 >1576129
Anon goes innawoods

Anon goes innawoods

Autists: No one: Instagram thots: No one: Autists: if no one says nothing everyone says something
Autists: No one:
 Instagram thots:
No one: Autists: if no one says nothing everyone says something

No one: Autists: if no one says nothing everyone says something

Autists: Or DEPARTMENT OF THE SPACE FORCE 1 EN 117 SPARTANS LOW EARTH ORBIT, EARTH, SOLSYSTEM OPERATION PROTECC References CODEX ASTARTES SM 3-21 Spartan Platoon and Squad OM6-50 ODST Tactics Techniques and Procedures Time Zone Used Throughout Order Local- Uniform Task Organization: 1St BN 117th SPARTANS 2 d BN 5th ODST 92 Alien Clapping Regiment ULTRAMARINES S Imperial Guard Artillery BN 1. Situation Enemy Forces 450,000 Internet Boogalo0 Autists a Intelligence reports have confirmed that 450,000 Intemet Autista' plan on a general assault of Area 51 Air Force Base, 20 September 2019. Planning and organization of the enemy assault began in July 2019 and their numbers are expected to grow. ONI estimates sugrest that additional Naruto runner Battalions and Kyles are expected to swell the enemy force to 600,000 depending on the viral nature of the enemy's Facebook post Estimated strength during the anticipated advance of the Internet Autists: 100,000x Chad Heaty Infantry 300,000x Kvle Assauit Infantry 200,000xNaruto Cavalry We expect their advance to come in large waves as the terain allows for a wide deployment of enemy force in the area of operations. We can hiphly expect the enemy attack to start after 1100 to 1130, as the Naruto runners will not be up due to their hentai binges which usually end around 0400 at any given day. We expect the enemy to be very determined and have high levels of morale as they estimate the Alien booty to the clapped is an estimated S tier Waith Friendly Farces 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment 7 b. The main enemy advance will be engaged by 1 BN 117 SPARTANS, 2 BN S ODST Regiment, and the 92 Alien Clapping Regiment with the 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment in reserve to PROTECC key sensitive Air Force installation sites. MS Division c. Attachments and Detachments L ULTRAMARINES and the 5t Imperial Guard Artillery Battalion will be in Direct Support of the operations. FENS DEF BEWARTH The plans for defending area 51.
Autists: Or
 DEPARTMENT OF THE SPACE FORCE
 1 EN 117 SPARTANS
 LOW EARTH ORBIT, EARTH, SOLSYSTEM
 OPERATION PROTECC
 References
 CODEX ASTARTES
 SM 3-21 Spartan Platoon and Squad
 OM6-50 ODST Tactics Techniques and Procedures
 Time Zone Used Throughout Order Local- Uniform
 Task Organization:
 1St BN 117th SPARTANS
 2 d BN 5th ODST
 92 Alien Clapping Regiment
 ULTRAMARINES
 S Imperial Guard Artillery BN
 1. Situation
 Enemy Forces 450,000 Internet Boogalo0 Autists
 a
 Intelligence reports have confirmed that 450,000 Intemet Autista' plan on a general assault of
 Area 51 Air Force Base, 20 September 2019. Planning and organization of the enemy assault
 began in July 2019 and their numbers are expected to grow. ONI estimates sugrest that additional
 Naruto runner Battalions and Kyles are expected to swell the enemy force to 600,000 depending
 on the viral nature of the enemy's Facebook post
 Estimated strength during the anticipated advance of the Internet Autists:
 100,000x Chad Heaty Infantry
 300,000x Kvle Assauit Infantry
 200,000xNaruto Cavalry
 We expect their advance to come in large waves as the terain allows for a wide deployment of
 enemy force in the area of operations. We can hiphly expect the enemy attack to start after 1100 to
 1130, as the Naruto runners will not be up due to their hentai binges which usually end around
 0400 at any given day. We expect the enemy to be very determined and have high levels of morale
 as they estimate the Alien booty to the clapped is an estimated S tier Waith
 Friendly Farces 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment 7
 b.
 The main enemy advance will be engaged by 1 BN 117 SPARTANS, 2 BN S ODST
 Regiment, and the 92 Alien Clapping Regiment with the 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment in
 reserve to PROTECC key sensitive Air Force installation sites.
 MS Division
 c. Attachments and Detachments
 L ULTRAMARINES and the 5t Imperial Guard Artillery Battalion will be in Direct
 Support of the operations.
 FENS
 DEF
 BEWARTH
The plans for defending area 51.

The plans for defending area 51.

Autists: MENT DEPARTMENT OF THE SPACE FORCE 1 BN 117n SPARTANS ITED LOW EARTH ORBIT, EARTH, SOLSYSTEM OPERATION PROTECC References: CODEX ASTARTES SM 3-21 Spartan Platoon and Squad OM 6 50 ODST Tactics Techniques and Procedures Time Zone Used Throughout Order: Local Uniform Task Organization 1s BN 117h SPARTANS 2 BN 5h ODST 92 Alien Clapping Regiment ULTRAMARINES 5th Imperial Guard Artillery BN 1. Situation Enemy Forces: 450,000 Internet Boogaloo Autists a. general assault of Area 51 Air Force Base, 20 September 2019. Planning and organization of the enemy assault expected to grow. ONI estimates suggest that additional are expected to swell the enemy force to 600,000 depending Intelligence reports have confirmed that 450,000 Intemet Autists' plan on a began in July 2019 and their numbers are Naruto runner Battalions and Kyles on the viral nature of the enemy's Facebook post Estimated strength during the anticipated advance of the Intenet Autists: 100,000 x Chad Heavy Infantry 300,000 x Kyle Assault Infantry 200,000 x Naruto Cavalry We expect their advance to come in large enemy force in the area of operations. We can highly expect the enemy attack to start after 1100 to 1130, as the Naruto runners will not be up due to their hentai binges which usually end around 0400 at any given day. We expect the enemy to be very determined and have high levels of morale as they estimate the Alien booty to the clapped waves as the terrain allows for a wide deployment of is an estimated S tier Waifi Friendly Forces: 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment 7th MS Division The main enemy advance will be engaged by 1st BN 117th SPARTANS, 2nd BN 5th ODST Regiment, and the 92d Alien Clapping Regiment with the 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment in reserve to PROTECC key sensitive Air Force installation sites. b. Attachments and Detachments i. ULTRAMARINES and the 5th Imperial Guard Artillery Battalion will be in Direct Support of the operations C. DEFENS EPARTM A leaked government document!!!!
Autists: MENT
 DEPARTMENT OF THE SPACE FORCE
 1 BN 117n SPARTANS
 ITED
 LOW EARTH ORBIT, EARTH, SOLSYSTEM
 OPERATION PROTECC
 References:
 CODEX ASTARTES
 SM 3-21 Spartan Platoon and Squad
 OM 6 50 ODST Tactics Techniques and Procedures
 Time Zone Used Throughout Order: Local Uniform
 Task Organization
 1s BN 117h SPARTANS
 2 BN 5h ODST
 92 Alien Clapping Regiment
 ULTRAMARINES
 5th Imperial Guard Artillery BN
 1.
 Situation
 Enemy Forces: 450,000 Internet Boogaloo Autists
 a.
 general assault of
 Area 51 Air Force Base, 20 September 2019. Planning and organization of the enemy assault
 expected to grow. ONI estimates suggest that additional
 are expected to swell the enemy force to 600,000 depending
 Intelligence reports have confirmed that 450,000 Intemet Autists' plan
 on a
 began in July 2019 and their numbers are
 Naruto runner Battalions and Kyles
 on the viral nature of the enemy's Facebook post
 Estimated strength during the anticipated advance of the Intenet Autists:
 100,000 x Chad Heavy Infantry
 300,000 x Kyle Assault Infantry
 200,000 x Naruto Cavalry
 We expect their advance to come in large
 enemy force in the area of operations. We can highly expect the enemy attack to start after 1100 to
 1130, as the Naruto runners will not be up due to their hentai binges which usually end around
 0400 at any given day. We expect the enemy to be very determined and have high levels of morale
 as they estimate the Alien booty to the clapped
 waves as the terrain allows for a wide deployment of
 is an estimated S tier Waifi
 Friendly Forces: 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment 7th MS Division
 The main enemy advance will be engaged by 1st BN 117th SPARTANS, 2nd BN 5th ODST
 Regiment, and the 92d Alien Clapping Regiment with the 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment in
 reserve to PROTECC key sensitive Air Force installation sites.
 b.
 Attachments and Detachments
 i. ULTRAMARINES and the 5th Imperial Guard Artillery Battalion will be in Direct
 Support of the operations
 C.
 DEFENS
 EPARTM
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A leaked government document!!!!

Autists: MENT DEPARTMENT OF THE SPACE FORCE 1 BN 117n SPARTANS ITED LOW EARTH ORBIT, EARTH, SOLSYSTEM OPERATION PROTECC References: CODEX ASTARTES SM 3-21 Spartan Platoon and Squad OM 6 50 ODST Tactics Techniques and Procedures Time Zone Used Throughout Order: Local Uniform Task Organization 1s BN 117h SPARTANS 2 BN 5h ODST 92 Alien Clapping Regiment ULTRAMARINES 5th Imperial Guard Artillery BN 1. Situation Enemy Forces: 450,000 Internet Boogaloo Autists a. general assault of Area 51 Air Force Base, 20 September 2019. Planning and organization of the enemy assault expected to grow. ONI estimates suggest that additional are expected to swell the enemy force to 600,000 depending Intelligence reports have confirmed that 450,000 Intemet Autists' plan on a began in July 2019 and their numbers are Naruto runner Battalions and Kyles on the viral nature of the enemy's Facebook post Estimated strength during the anticipated advance of the Intenet Autists: 100,000 x Chad Heavy Infantry 300,000 x Kyle Assault Infantry 200,000 x Naruto Cavalry We expect their advance to come in large enemy force in the area of operations. We can highly expect the enemy attack to start after 1100 to 1130, as the Naruto runners will not be up due to their hentai binges which usually end around 0400 at any given day. We expect the enemy to be very determined and have high levels of morale as they estimate the Alien booty to the clapped waves as the terrain allows for a wide deployment of is an estimated S tier Waifi Friendly Forces: 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment 7th MS Division The main enemy advance will be engaged by 1st BN 117th SPARTANS, 2nd BN 5th ODST Regiment, and the 92d Alien Clapping Regiment with the 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment in reserve to PROTECC key sensitive Air Force installation sites. b. Attachments and Detachments i. ULTRAMARINES and the 5th Imperial Guard Artillery Battalion will be in Direct Support of the operations C. DEFENS EPARTM To be executed immediately
Autists: MENT
 DEPARTMENT OF THE SPACE FORCE
 1 BN 117n SPARTANS
 ITED
 LOW EARTH ORBIT, EARTH, SOLSYSTEM
 OPERATION PROTECC
 References:
 CODEX ASTARTES
 SM 3-21 Spartan Platoon and Squad
 OM 6 50 ODST Tactics Techniques and Procedures
 Time Zone Used Throughout Order: Local Uniform
 Task Organization
 1s BN 117h SPARTANS
 2 BN 5h ODST
 92 Alien Clapping Regiment
 ULTRAMARINES
 5th Imperial Guard Artillery BN
 1.
 Situation
 Enemy Forces: 450,000 Internet Boogaloo Autists
 a.
 general assault of
 Area 51 Air Force Base, 20 September 2019. Planning and organization of the enemy assault
 expected to grow. ONI estimates suggest that additional
 are expected to swell the enemy force to 600,000 depending
 Intelligence reports have confirmed that 450,000 Intemet Autists' plan
 on a
 began in July 2019 and their numbers are
 Naruto runner Battalions and Kyles
 on the viral nature of the enemy's Facebook post
 Estimated strength during the anticipated advance of the Intenet Autists:
 100,000 x Chad Heavy Infantry
 300,000 x Kyle Assault Infantry
 200,000 x Naruto Cavalry
 We expect their advance to come in large
 enemy force in the area of operations. We can highly expect the enemy attack to start after 1100 to
 1130, as the Naruto runners will not be up due to their hentai binges which usually end around
 0400 at any given day. We expect the enemy to be very determined and have high levels of morale
 as they estimate the Alien booty to the clapped
 waves as the terrain allows for a wide deployment of
 is an estimated S tier Waifi
 Friendly Forces: 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment 7th MS Division
 The main enemy advance will be engaged by 1st BN 117th SPARTANS, 2nd BN 5th ODST
 Regiment, and the 92d Alien Clapping Regiment with the 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment in
 reserve to PROTECC key sensitive Air Force installation sites.
 b.
 Attachments and Detachments
 i. ULTRAMARINES and the 5th Imperial Guard Artillery Battalion will be in Direct
 Support of the operations
 C.
 DEFENS
 EPARTM
To be executed immediately

To be executed immediately

Autists: ENT DEPARTMENT OF THE SPACE FORCE 1 BN 117 SPARTANS LOW EARTH ORBIT, EARTH, SOLSYSTEM OPERATION PROTECC References: CODEX ASTARTES SM 3-21 Spartan Platoon and Squad OM 6-50 ODST Tactics Techniques and Procedures Time Zone Used Throughout Order: Local - Uniform Task Organization: 1 BN 117h SPARTANS 2d BN 5h ODST 92 Alien Clapping Regiment ULTRAMARINES 5th Imperial Guard Artillery BN 1. Situation Enemy Forces: 450,000 Intemet Boogaloo Autists a general assault of Intelligence reports have confirmed that 450,000 Intemet Autists' plan Area 51 Air Force Base, 20 September 2019. Planning and organization of the enemy assault began in July 2019 and their mumbers are Naruto runner Battalions and Kyles on the viral nature of the enemy's Facebook post. on a expected to grow. ONI estimates suggest that additional are expected to swell the enemy force to 600,000 depending Estimated strength during the anticipated advance of the Intemet Autists: 100,000x Chad Heavy Infantry 300,000 x Kyle Assault Infantry 200,000 x Naruto Cavalry We expect their advance to come in large waves as the terrain allows for a wide deployment of enemy force in the area of operations. We can hiphly expect the enemy attack to start after 1100 to 1130, as the Naruto runners will not be up due to their hentai binges which usually end around 0400 at any given day. We expect the enemy to be very determined and have high levels of morale as they estimate the Alien booty to the clapped is an estimated S tier Waif Friendly Forces: 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment 7h MS Division The main enemy advance will be engaged by 1 BN 117h SPARTANS, 2ud BN 5h ODST Regiment, and the 92d Alien Clapping Regiment with the 1s Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment in reserve to PROTECC key sensitive Air Force installation sites. b. Attachments and Detachments: i ULTRAMARINES and the 5th Imperial Guard Artillery Battalion will be in Direct Support of the operations C. DEVENSE They're on to us. Credits: Unknown.
Autists: ENT
 DEPARTMENT OF THE SPACE FORCE
 1 BN 117 SPARTANS
 LOW EARTH ORBIT, EARTH, SOLSYSTEM
 OPERATION PROTECC
 References:
 CODEX ASTARTES
 SM 3-21 Spartan Platoon and Squad
 OM 6-50 ODST Tactics Techniques and Procedures
 Time Zone Used Throughout Order: Local - Uniform
 Task Organization:
 1 BN 117h SPARTANS
 2d BN 5h ODST
 92 Alien Clapping Regiment
 ULTRAMARINES
 5th Imperial Guard Artillery BN
 1.
 Situation
 Enemy Forces: 450,000 Intemet Boogaloo Autists
 a
 general assault of
 Intelligence reports have confirmed that 450,000 Intemet Autists' plan
 Area 51 Air Force Base, 20 September 2019. Planning and organization of the enemy assault
 began in July 2019 and their mumbers are
 Naruto runner Battalions and Kyles
 on the viral nature of the enemy's Facebook post.
 on a
 expected to grow. ONI estimates suggest that additional
 are expected to swell the enemy force to 600,000 depending
 Estimated strength during the anticipated advance of the Intemet Autists:
 100,000x Chad Heavy Infantry
 300,000 x Kyle Assault Infantry
 200,000 x Naruto Cavalry
 We expect their advance to come in large waves as the terrain allows for a wide deployment of
 enemy force in the area of operations. We can hiphly expect the enemy attack to start after 1100 to
 1130, as the Naruto runners will not be up due to their hentai binges which usually end around
 0400 at any given day. We expect the enemy to be very determined and have high levels of morale
 as they estimate the Alien booty to the clapped
 is an estimated S tier Waif
 Friendly Forces: 1 Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment 7h MS Division
 The main enemy advance will be engaged by 1 BN 117h SPARTANS, 2ud BN 5h ODST
 Regiment, and the 92d Alien Clapping Regiment with the 1s Zeon Mobile Suit Regiment in
 reserve to PROTECC key sensitive Air Force installation sites.
 b.
 Attachments and Detachments:
 i ULTRAMARINES and the 5th Imperial Guard Artillery Battalion will be in Direct
 Support of the operations
 C.
 DEVENSE
They're on to us. Credits: Unknown.

They're on to us. Credits: Unknown.