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Automotive: WRITTEN BY: ZACH WEINERSMITH ART gY: ABBY HOWARC ACCORDING TO SOCIOLOGY, ABOUT 5X OF HUMAN BEINGS ARE SUPER WEIRD S THE HUMAN POPULATION GREW, THE ABSOLUTE QUANTITY OF SUPER WEIRD PEOPLE EXPANDED I'VE JUST <ALCULATEO A 73% STURDIER CRICkLAYIN PATTERN THAT WOULD ALS0 REQUIRE FEWER BRIck AVERAGE WEIRD THESE 6UYS BUS INESS LEADERS DISCovERED A SURPRISING SoON, RE 6ULAR PEOPLE WERE LESS ABLE TO FIND WOR K OPPORTUNITY.」ITS NOW POSSIBLE TO T SAYS HERE YOU HAVE 2S YEARS OF GUILD A FURNITURE FACILITY AND EXPE RIENCE AT ALL LEVELS OF ENGINE REPAIR, STAFF IT ENTIRELY WITH PEOPLE WHo EXPERIENCE BUT YouR PSYCH PROFILE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT AN EROTIC ATT RACTION TO UNPAID OVERTIME TRANSCENDENCE WHEN BUT MONITORING CHAIR PARTS I'M ORRY FOR DEFECTS! THE STRANGE PEOPLE WERE CLUSTERED BY TY PE SOMETIMES | LIE AWAKE AT NIGHT FANTASIZING ABOUT A MORE EFFICIENT CARD BOARD Box AND MORE AVERALE PEOPLE DIDN'T POSSESS THE RESOURCES TO HAVE CHILDREN I WISH I'D MARRIED A REAL MAN, WITH A PATHOLO6ICAL DESIRE To FIND MULTIPLE USES FOR LEFTOVER INDUSTRIAL ELULOSE.! ME I WONT DESIGN HAVE THI ARGUMENT A6AIN, I WONT RuLe AS THE BASELINE HUMAN BEING BECAME STRANGER, THE OUTLIERS BECAME EVER MORE USE FUL. IT SAYS HERE YoU HAVE EXPERIENCE IN PLUMBING, OUT NONE OF YOUR EXTREMITIES AKE SHAPED LIKE ALLEN WRENCHES BUT- I'M SORRY HUMANITY SPECIATED INTO ENDLESS FORMS MOST FUNCTIONAL- AUTOMOTIVE REPARIANS CHEMICAL ENGINESE COMPUTER PRObRAMMERFOLK TAP-A TAP-A TAP-A TAP-A WHEN THE TIME CAME TO MERGE WITH OUR TOOLS, THERE THERE ARE NO MACHINES. THERE 1S NO NATURE WAS NO HUMANITY LEFT IN US TO OPPoSE THE CHANGe. ONLY THE ORIVE TO EVER 6REATER HEIGHTS WE WANT TO PUT SOME ELECTRODES ON YOUR CEREBELLUM So YOU'RE NO LONGER ABLE TO STOP THINKING AB0UT INDUSTRIAL SOLVENTS OF PRODUCTIVITY My WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN LEADING UP To THiS MOMENT IT'5 BETTER THIS WAY.AN YoU IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIkE GEING ISTRACTED 8Y Love, HoPE, AND BEAUTY WHEN You REALLY NEEDED To Focus ON MAKING SMOOTHER BERYLLIUM SPHERES? WHAT A NI6HTMARE <p><a href="https://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/167391548432/saturday-morning-breakfast-cereal-specialization" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Specialization</p></blockquote>
Automotive: WRITTEN BY: ZACH WEINERSMITH
 ART gY: ABBY HOWARC
 ACCORDING TO SOCIOLOGY, ABOUT 5X OF HUMAN
 BEINGS ARE SUPER WEIRD
 S THE HUMAN POPULATION GREW, THE ABSOLUTE
 QUANTITY OF SUPER WEIRD PEOPLE EXPANDED
 I'VE JUST <ALCULATEO A 73%
 STURDIER CRICkLAYIN
 PATTERN THAT WOULD ALS0
 REQUIRE
 FEWER
 BRIck
 AVERAGE
 WEIRD THESE 6UYS
 BUS INESS LEADERS DISCovERED A SURPRISING SoON, RE 6ULAR PEOPLE WERE LESS ABLE TO FIND WOR K
 OPPORTUNITY.」ITS NOW POSSIBLE TO
 T SAYS HERE YOU HAVE 2S YEARS OF
 GUILD A FURNITURE FACILITY AND EXPE RIENCE AT ALL LEVELS OF ENGINE REPAIR,
 STAFF IT ENTIRELY WITH
 PEOPLE WHo EXPERIENCE
 BUT YouR PSYCH PROFILE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING
 ABOUT AN EROTIC ATT RACTION TO UNPAID
 OVERTIME
 TRANSCENDENCE WHEN
 BUT
 MONITORING CHAIR PARTS
 I'M
 ORRY
 FOR DEFECTS!
 THE STRANGE PEOPLE WERE CLUSTERED BY TY PE
 SOMETIMES | LIE AWAKE AT
 NIGHT FANTASIZING ABOUT
 A MORE EFFICIENT
 CARD BOARD Box
 AND MORE AVERALE PEOPLE DIDN'T POSSESS THE
 RESOURCES TO HAVE CHILDREN
 I WISH I'D MARRIED A REAL MAN,
 WITH A PATHOLO6ICAL DESIRE To
 FIND MULTIPLE USES
 FOR LEFTOVER
 INDUSTRIAL
 ELULOSE.!
 ME
 I WONT
 DESIGN
 HAVE THI
 ARGUMENT
 A6AIN,
 I WONT
 RuLe
 AS THE BASELINE HUMAN BEING BECAME STRANGER, THE OUTLIERS BECAME
 EVER MORE USE FUL. IT SAYS HERE YoU HAVE
 EXPERIENCE IN PLUMBING, OUT NONE
 OF YOUR EXTREMITIES AKE SHAPED
 LIKE ALLEN WRENCHES
 BUT-
 I'M
 SORRY
 HUMANITY SPECIATED INTO ENDLESS FORMS MOST FUNCTIONAL-
 AUTOMOTIVE REPARIANS
 CHEMICAL ENGINESE
 COMPUTER PRObRAMMERFOLK
 TAP-A
 TAP-A
 TAP-A
 TAP-A
 WHEN THE TIME CAME TO MERGE WITH OUR TOOLS, THERE THERE ARE NO MACHINES. THERE 1S NO NATURE
 WAS NO HUMANITY LEFT IN US TO OPPoSE THE CHANGe. ONLY THE ORIVE TO EVER 6REATER HEIGHTS
 WE WANT TO PUT SOME ELECTRODES
 ON YOUR CEREBELLUM So YOU'RE NO
 LONGER ABLE TO STOP THINKING
 AB0UT INDUSTRIAL SOLVENTS
 OF PRODUCTIVITY
 My WHOLE LIFE
 HAS BEEN LEADING
 UP To THiS MOMENT
 IT'5 BETTER THIS WAY.AN YoU IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIkE GEING
 ISTRACTED 8Y Love, HoPE, AND BEAUTY
 WHEN You REALLY NEEDED To Focus
 ON MAKING SMOOTHER
 BERYLLIUM
 SPHERES?
 WHAT A
 NI6HTMARE
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Automotive: Ison Automotive You can get some awesome finishes with this! 📹:@isonhydrographics
Automotive: Ison Automotive
You can get some awesome finishes with this! 📹:@isonhydrographics

You can get some awesome finishes with this! 📹:@isonhydrographics

Automotive: Automotive Mik This is the Ferrari F40 LM Barchetta. How cool is this thing?! 📹:@automotive_mike - - ferrari f40 v8 turbo boost carswithoutlimits carsofinstagram carporn supercar racecar
Automotive: Automotive Mik
 This is the Ferrari F40
 LM Barchetta.
How cool is this thing?! 📹:@automotive_mike - - ferrari f40 v8 turbo boost carswithoutlimits carsofinstagram carporn supercar racecar

How cool is this thing?! 📹:@automotive_mike - - ferrari f40 v8 turbo boost carswithoutlimits carsofinstagram carporn supercar racecar

Automotive: HL NEWS LTO3 MCL A Drift Mode ls Coming To The New McLaren Super Series Via @carthrottlenews - Drifting a McLaren is about to get a whole lot less terrifyingly risky. The company has let slip that the next Super Series cars, codenamed P14, will use a more advanced, driver-adjustable stability control system including Variable Drift Control. - This is good news. The system will let committed drivers push past the limits of grip into smooth, graceful slides that make the gurning driver look like a boss, without risking immediately swapping ends and facing back the way they came. - McLaren is making some bold claims for the new Super Series, too, saying in a press release that it will have the “widest breadth of dynamic ability of any McLaren.” - There’s a new Proactive Chassis Control II setup, which feeds far more data to the central computer than before, analysing more data, faster, to extract even more grip from the no doubt short-lived tyres. - Comfort, Sport and Track driving modes will be standard on P14 series cars, delivering different feels and responses as per usual, but expect Comfort to be more comfortable and Track to be more butt-clenchingly extreme. - “Proactive Chassis Control II generates a significant amount of additional grip, but not at the expense of the balance and feel of the car,” explained Mark Vinnels, Executive Director – Product Development, at McLaren Automotive. - “The depth and breadth of handling precision and ride comfort in combination with the peerless level of driver involvement in the second-generation McLaren Super Series is simply extraordinary.” That’s marketing speak for “it’ll be bloody quick around corners.” - The new car is going to be released at the Geneva Motor Show in March, around which time full details will emerge. Looking forward to it?
Automotive: HL NEWS
 LTO3 MCL
 A Drift Mode ls Coming To The New
 McLaren Super Series
Via @carthrottlenews - Drifting a McLaren is about to get a whole lot less terrifyingly risky. The company has let slip that the next Super Series cars, codenamed P14, will use a more advanced, driver-adjustable stability control system including Variable Drift Control. - This is good news. The system will let committed drivers push past the limits of grip into smooth, graceful slides that make the gurning driver look like a boss, without risking immediately swapping ends and facing back the way they came. - McLaren is making some bold claims for the new Super Series, too, saying in a press release that it will have the “widest breadth of dynamic ability of any McLaren.” - There’s a new Proactive Chassis Control II setup, which feeds far more data to the central computer than before, analysing more data, faster, to extract even more grip from the no doubt short-lived tyres. - Comfort, Sport and Track driving modes will be standard on P14 series cars, delivering different feels and responses as per usual, but expect Comfort to be more comfortable and Track to be more butt-clenchingly extreme. - “Proactive Chassis Control II generates a significant amount of additional grip, but not at the expense of the balance and feel of the car,” explained Mark Vinnels, Executive Director – Product Development, at McLaren Automotive. - “The depth and breadth of handling precision and ride comfort in combination with the peerless level of driver involvement in the second-generation McLaren Super Series is simply extraordinary.” That’s marketing speak for “it’ll be bloody quick around corners.” - The new car is going to be released at the Geneva Motor Show in March, around which time full details will emerge. Looking forward to it?

Via @carthrottlenews - Drifting a McLaren is about to get a whole lot less terrifyingly risky. The company has let slip that the next Sup...

Automotive: H NEW almart Is About To Start Selling Cars And No We're Not Joking Via @carthrottenews - Fed up of the limited choice of vehicles on the shelves of your local supermarket? Well, obviously someone is, because American retail giant Walmart is about to start selling cars. - According to an Automotive News report, Walmart is employing a platform called CarSaver that will operate from 25 stores in major cities in Arizona, Texas and Oklahoma. They have the backing of 16 sites belonging to major car dealer group AutoNation, and money lender Ally Financial is on board as well. - Rather than parking new models next to the biscuits, the system will run via an online portal in a dedicated area of each of the stores. Sales people will do their thing, but essentially customers will be able to do everything from reading specifications to choosing paint colours, applying for finance and placing orders. It will literally become possible to go shopping for milk and end up buying a car. - It’s not just new cars, either. Used machines will be up for sale on the system, too, and since the stores are in southern states with plenty of Mexican workers, advisors will reportedly be bilingual. I bet Trump will love that. - CarSaver’s CEO claims that a pilot scheme saved buyers an average of over £2400 off the retail price of new cars. - Rival retailer Costco already runs a similar scheme, with Automotive News quoting figures of more than 1000 cars sold per year, per store. Walmart is said to want to match that, aiming for 25,000 car sales per year across its CarSaver locations. - At least you won’t be far away from something to eat while you’re there.
Automotive: H NEW
 almart Is About To Start Selling Cars And
 No We're Not Joking
Via @carthrottenews - Fed up of the limited choice of vehicles on the shelves of your local supermarket? Well, obviously someone is, because American retail giant Walmart is about to start selling cars. - According to an Automotive News report, Walmart is employing a platform called CarSaver that will operate from 25 stores in major cities in Arizona, Texas and Oklahoma. They have the backing of 16 sites belonging to major car dealer group AutoNation, and money lender Ally Financial is on board as well. - Rather than parking new models next to the biscuits, the system will run via an online portal in a dedicated area of each of the stores. Sales people will do their thing, but essentially customers will be able to do everything from reading specifications to choosing paint colours, applying for finance and placing orders. It will literally become possible to go shopping for milk and end up buying a car. - It’s not just new cars, either. Used machines will be up for sale on the system, too, and since the stores are in southern states with plenty of Mexican workers, advisors will reportedly be bilingual. I bet Trump will love that. - CarSaver’s CEO claims that a pilot scheme saved buyers an average of over £2400 off the retail price of new cars. - Rival retailer Costco already runs a similar scheme, with Automotive News quoting figures of more than 1000 cars sold per year, per store. Walmart is said to want to match that, aiming for 25,000 car sales per year across its CarSaver locations. - At least you won’t be far away from something to eat while you’re there.

Via @carthrottenews - Fed up of the limited choice of vehicles on the shelves of your local supermarket? Well, obviously someone is, beca...

Automotive: <p><a href="https://thehighpriestofreverseracism.tumblr.com/post/153965774093/jay1134-please-at-minimum-take-a-look-at-my" class="tumblr_blog">thehighpriestofreverseracism</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://thehighpriestofreverseracism.tumblr.com/post/153944744708/jay1134-please-at-minimum-take-a-look-at-my" class="tumblr_blog">thehighpriestofreverseracism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jay1134.tumblr.com/post/153920567149/please-at-minimum-take-a-look-at-my-campaign-for" class="tumblr_blog">jay1134</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Please at minimum take a look at my campaign for more details there and donate/reblog this if you happen to see it. My wife gave birth to our son Bryson at 28 weeks and taking care of my family by any means necessary I have exhausted my credit, spent all savings, And now can’t even afford to take care of my family like I should. My vehicle still awaits at the automotive shop to finish paying for the repairs and now I have a premature child that I’m seriously so stressed that I’m reaching out for help. I’m able borrow a few dollars from my mother to get to the next paycheck and no other means of help what so ever because my wife can’t work. So I’m reaching out for help, I have posted my gofundme link as well as paypal(even $1 helps). Please keep me and my family in your thoughts and prayers. <a href="http://www.gofundme.com/Praying-for-better">http://www.gofundme.com/Praying-for-better</a> Pay me using my PayPal.Me link: <a href="https://paypal.me/liveyourlife1134">https://paypal.me/liveyourlife1134</a></p></blockquote> <p>Please donate if you can &amp; BOOST</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m putting this on rotation</p> </blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://jay1134.tumblr.com/post/153920567149/please-at-minimum-take-a-look-at-my-campaign-for" class="tumblr_blog">jay1134</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Please at minimum  take a look at my campaign for more details there and donate/reblog this if you happen to see it. 
My wife gave birth to our son Bryson at 28 weeks and taking care of my family by any means necessary I have exhausted my credit,  spent all savings,  And now can’t even afford to take care of my family like I should.  My vehicle still awaits at the automotive shop to finish paying for the repairs and now I have a premature child that I’m seriously so stressed that I’m reaching out for help. 
I’m able borrow a few dollars from my mother to get to the next paycheck and no other means of help what so ever because my wife can’t work.  So I’m reaching out for help,  I have posted my gofundme link as well as paypal(even $1 helps).
Please keep me and my family in your thoughts and prayers.

<a href="http://www.gofundme.com/Praying-for-better">http://www.gofundme.com/Praying-for-better</a>

Pay me using my PayPal.Me link: <a href="https://paypal.me/liveyourlife1134">https://paypal.me/liveyourlife1134</a></p></blockquote>

<p>Please donate if you can &amp; BOOST</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I’m putting this on rotation</p>
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Automotive: memeufacturing if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them memeufacturing teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied memeufacturing teenagers: we are going to kick you me "pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas memeufacturing teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me "taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a memeufacturing teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it's been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn........ . . memeufacturing teenagers: we're violent just for the fun of it ! me "microwaving a hard-boiled egg* you're all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr memeufacturing teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me "getting out my tube of rash cream*: don't force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden memeufacturing teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me "pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut memeufacturing teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I'm sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike memeufacturing teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you're going to get the Rick Astley's Crochet memeufacturing teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket: I don't normally do this but I'll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield Scaring Teenagersomg-humor.tumblr.com
Automotive: memeufacturing
 if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item
 you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
 memeufacturing
 teenagers: we are going to punch you
 me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied
 memeufacturing
 teenagers: we are going to kick you
 me "pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a
 Norwegian Christmas
 memeufacturing
 teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money
 me "taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a
 memeufacturing
 teenagers: we are going to call you mean names
 me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it's been a while
 since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn........ . .
 memeufacturing
 teenagers: we're violent just for the fun of it !
 me "microwaving a hard-boiled egg* you're all about to get a Matthew
 Broderick Jr
 memeufacturing
 teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you
 me "getting out my tube of rash cream*: don't force me to give you a
 Chinese Whistling Garden
 memeufacturing
 teenagers: we are about to physically assault you
 me "pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard
 of the Screaming Astronaut
 memeufacturing
 teenagers: we are going to commit felonies
 me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I'm sorry you all have to experience
 the Kansas Turnpike
 memeufacturing
 teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle
 me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and
 you're going to get the Rick Astley's Crochet
 memeufacturing
 teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism!
 me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket: I don't normally do this but I'll enjoy
 giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield
Scaring Teenagersomg-humor.tumblr.com

Scaring Teenagersomg-humor.tumblr.com