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azure: glumshoe I drea but the professor spent the first lecture doing nothing but clicking through a slideshow of photos of beautiful landscapes with C-3PO edited into them, then explaining that adding C- 3PO to otherwise serious situations ruined humans' ability to take them seriously. When we mt that I enrolled in a psychology class started laughing at what a pointless lecture this was, she glared at us and announced that our laughter had proved her point. Then funerals and show people sad pictures of the deceased with C-3PO photoshopped in. If they laughed, it meant their ability to feel humor was stronger than their ability to feel grief she assigned us our homework -go to I thought, 'oh my god my professor is a robot with absolutely no idea how human psychology works' so I decided to stay in the class and h her figure it out by writing explanations in my essays that would offer nuance and context glumshoe And now class, I want you to examine the following image." "Beautiful, isn't it? This shot of the Bolivian salt flats is absolutely breathtaking and meets all human standards of 'beauty'. The warm hues of the clouds contrast pleasantly with the deep azure of the sky, and the perfect mirroring in the water suggests an almost mystical purity. The human brain is nearly overcome with wonder at the natural optical illusion. However, I have toshopped C-3PO into the image, replacing the boat in the original photo. You all laugh! It is no longer a beautiful photo, but a comical one because no one respects C-3PO. You see him as a fool, and thus the picture becomes comical! Human brains prioritize humor to the exclusion of all else. Now, I want you all to go out and absolutely ruin some funerals tomorrow." glumshoe hmm 5,822 notes advice-animal: Psychology be like that
azure: glumshoe
 I drea
 but the professor spent the first lecture doing
 nothing but clicking through a slideshow of
 photos of beautiful landscapes with C-3PO
 edited into them, then explaining that adding C-
 3PO to otherwise serious situations ruined
 humans' ability to take them seriously. When we
 mt that I enrolled in a psychology class
 started laughing at what a pointless lecture
 this was, she glared at us and announced that
 our laughter had proved her point.
 Then
 funerals and show people sad pictures of the
 deceased with C-3PO photoshopped in. If they
 laughed, it meant their ability to feel humor was
 stronger than their ability to feel grief
 she assigned us our homework -go to
 I thought, 'oh my god my professor is a robot
 with absolutely no idea how human psychology
 works' so I decided to stay in the class and h
 her figure it out by writing explanations in my
 essays that would offer nuance and context
 glumshoe
 And now class, I want you to examine the
 following image."
 "Beautiful, isn't it? This shot of the Bolivian salt
 flats is absolutely breathtaking and meets all
 human standards of 'beauty'. The warm hues of
 the clouds contrast pleasantly with the deep
 azure of the sky, and the perfect mirroring in the
 water suggests an almost mystical purity. The
 human brain is nearly overcome with wonder at
 the natural optical illusion. However, I have
 toshopped C-3PO into the image, replacing
 the boat in the original photo. You all laugh! It is
 no longer a beautiful photo, but a comical one
 because no one respects C-3PO. You see him
 as a fool, and thus the picture becomes
 comical! Human brains prioritize humor to the
 exclusion of all else. Now, I want you all to go
 out and absolutely ruin some funerals
 tomorrow."
 glumshoe
 hmm
 5,822 notes
advice-animal:

Psychology be like that

advice-animal: Psychology be like that

azure: glumshoe I drea but the professor spent the first lecture doing nothing but clicking through a slideshow of photos of beautiful landscapes with C-3PO edited into them, then explaining that adding C- 3PO to otherwise serious situations ruined humans' ability to take them seriously. When we mt that I enrolled in a psychology class started laughing at what a pointless lecture this was, she glared at us and announced that our laughter had proved her point. Then funerals and show people sad pictures of the deceased with C-3PO photoshopped in. If they laughed, it meant their ability to feel humor was stronger than their ability to feel grief she assigned us our homework -go to I thought, 'oh my god my professor is a robot with absolutely no idea how human psychology works' so I decided to stay in the class and h her figure it out by writing explanations in my essays that would offer nuance and context glumshoe And now class, I want you to examine the following image." "Beautiful, isn't it? This shot of the Bolivian salt flats is absolutely breathtaking and meets all human standards of 'beauty'. The warm hues of the clouds contrast pleasantly with the deep azure of the sky, and the perfect mirroring in the water suggests an almost mystical purity. The human brain is nearly overcome with wonder at the natural optical illusion. However, I have toshopped C-3PO into the image, replacing the boat in the original photo. You all laugh! It is no longer a beautiful photo, but a comical one because no one respects C-3PO. You see him as a fool, and thus the picture becomes comical! Human brains prioritize humor to the exclusion of all else. Now, I want you all to go out and absolutely ruin some funerals tomorrow." glumshoe hmm 5,822 notes Psychology be like that
azure: glumshoe
 I drea
 but the professor spent the first lecture doing
 nothing but clicking through a slideshow of
 photos of beautiful landscapes with C-3PO
 edited into them, then explaining that adding C-
 3PO to otherwise serious situations ruined
 humans' ability to take them seriously. When we
 mt that I enrolled in a psychology class
 started laughing at what a pointless lecture
 this was, she glared at us and announced that
 our laughter had proved her point.
 Then
 funerals and show people sad pictures of the
 deceased with C-3PO photoshopped in. If they
 laughed, it meant their ability to feel humor was
 stronger than their ability to feel grief
 she assigned us our homework -go to
 I thought, 'oh my god my professor is a robot
 with absolutely no idea how human psychology
 works' so I decided to stay in the class and h
 her figure it out by writing explanations in my
 essays that would offer nuance and context
 glumshoe
 And now class, I want you to examine the
 following image."
 "Beautiful, isn't it? This shot of the Bolivian salt
 flats is absolutely breathtaking and meets all
 human standards of 'beauty'. The warm hues of
 the clouds contrast pleasantly with the deep
 azure of the sky, and the perfect mirroring in the
 water suggests an almost mystical purity. The
 human brain is nearly overcome with wonder at
 the natural optical illusion. However, I have
 toshopped C-3PO into the image, replacing
 the boat in the original photo. You all laugh! It is
 no longer a beautiful photo, but a comical one
 because no one respects C-3PO. You see him
 as a fool, and thus the picture becomes
 comical! Human brains prioritize humor to the
 exclusion of all else. Now, I want you all to go
 out and absolutely ruin some funerals
 tomorrow."
 glumshoe
 hmm
 5,822 notes
Psychology be like that

Psychology be like that

azure: chunky monkey laughs at their own jokes dreams about future life -scared of heights -digs fridge for food at 2am -sensitive heart made of glass -steps on Lego blocks beanpole gets nervous when talking wants to be lucky but has bad leg warmer -showers for 2 hours -salty about life -addicted to online shopping -attempts to avoid responsibilities hank born cute wears 17 layers during winter -wants a cat but is allergic to cats gets frightened by loud noises luck cereal smells everything heatstroke sings loudly in public uses too many emojis orries about everything anywhere -cannot solve crosswords -gets drunk on water -drops phone into toilet feels guilty when plastic bag breadstick gummy bear -can sleep just about looks at their reflection -eats snacks in secret lies about height -violent tendencies -doesn't care walks into walls actually has no money sar typOs -cheats in board games -sarcastic someone buys them a gift names soft toys - roadkill accidentally scREAMS when excited -only eats the red skittles -screams even when they are not-likes soft blankets excited -steals food from friends trips on nothing bacteria believes in the 3 second rule will sell soul for food tincan microwave forgets phone password -spends entire allowance on Starbucks always confused probably has plans to kil can't stop quoting song lyrics fell off the roof as a child attention span of a squirrel -indecisive azure-wing: noodleoodleoo:tag yourself, I personally identify with beanpole I’m plastic bag I am microwave
azure: chunky monkey
 laughs at their own jokes dreams about future life
 -scared of heights
 -digs fridge for food at 2am -sensitive heart made of glass
 -steps on Lego blocks
 beanpole
 gets nervous when talking
 wants to be lucky but has bad
 leg warmer
 -showers for 2 hours
 -salty about life
 -addicted to online shopping
 -attempts to avoid
 responsibilities
 hank
 born cute
 wears 17 layers during winter
 -wants a cat but is allergic to
 cats
 gets frightened by loud noises
 luck
 cereal
 smells everything
 heatstroke
 sings loudly in public
 uses too many emojis orries about everything anywhere
 -cannot solve crosswords -gets drunk on water
 -drops phone into toilet feels guilty when
 plastic bag
 breadstick
 gummy bear
 -can sleep just about looks at their reflection -eats snacks in secret
 lies about height
 -violent tendencies
 -doesn't care
 walks into walls
 actually has no money sar
 typOs
 -cheats in board games
 -sarcastic
 someone buys them a gift
 names soft toys
 -
 roadkill
 accidentally scREAMS when excited -only eats the red skittles
 -screams even when they are not-likes soft blankets
 excited
 -steals food from friends
 trips on nothing
 bacteria
 believes in the 3 second
 rule
 will sell soul for food
 tincan
 microwave
 forgets phone password
 -spends entire allowance on
 Starbucks
 always confused
 probably has plans to kil
 can't stop quoting song lyrics fell off the roof as a child
 attention span of a squirrel
 -indecisive
azure-wing:

noodleoodleoo:tag yourself, I personally identify with beanpole
I’m plastic bag

I am microwave

azure-wing: noodleoodleoo:tag yourself, I personally identify with beanpole I’m plastic bag I am microwave

azure: This place has collapsed today due to natural erosion. So sad.. Azure Window, Malta
azure: This place has collapsed today due to natural erosion. So sad..
Azure Window, Malta

This place has collapsed today due to natural erosion. So sad.. Azure Window, Malta

azure: <p>The Azure Blue Indoor Pool at Hearst Castle.</p>
azure: <p>The Azure Blue Indoor Pool at Hearst Castle.</p>

<p>The Azure Blue Indoor Pool at Hearst Castle.</p>

azure: mystery-of-silence: Azure Crow by scarypet
azure: mystery-of-silence:

Azure Crow by scarypet

mystery-of-silence: Azure Crow by scarypet

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Discuss being peasants, my fellow commoners. The baker's daughter (x-post from /r/DnD)
azure: Anonymous 4/25/12 (W
 No.18858424 2> 18858489 >>18858797 >>18860391
 ht redheaded bakers daughter
 Have a crush on
 l care about the blacksmith's
 nde girl to come c
 Anonymous 04/25/120Wed) 15:51 No. 18858489 [!12 18853569 2 183585 2etB391832e 18C60391
 uipment he makes, how
 to keep our family afloat with the
 Anonymous 04/25/120Wed) 15:59 No.18858569 [1]
 nolulz jpg (68 KB, 500x316) igdb google
 Anonymous 04/25/12Wed) 15:59 No. 18858577 [112 18858501221BBEBS352 1885BST12-188591832 1886039
 fathers approva
 Become tough through hard
 of anything that can k
 18858517
 t is the most
 pay me to
 Anonymous 04/25/12 (W
 16:19 No.18858832 [I12>18858853 188588712 188588842-18858905 18858906 2-18858911
 2213858671
 S pass. The
 ng dungeons by myself, slaying myth
 Know enough of the
 I meet an awkward
 the Lich's
 His face
 I remember the sto
 Chosen One
 The Lich is visibly shocked, but h
 Anonymous (Wed
 33 N
 18859000
 F5 ing like the FIST OF THE MOTHERFUCKIN NORTH STAR!
 Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed 16:22 No.1885B858 [!1
 >>18858832
 Please make this into a good end, please
 Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)16:23 No.18858871[!]
 It all makes sense now!
 Anonymous 04/25/12 (W
 24 N
 [1]
 PolnareManlyTears png (229 KB, 640x480)
 igdb google
 04/25/12(W
 If you dont make this into a good end where blacksmith finnaly admits he loves the bakers daughter and they live happly after in haven
 WILL RIP OUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SPINE AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH M

 Anonymous 4/2
 (Wed) 16:34 No.18859010 [!12 18859176 e 18859183 e 18859236 2 18860391
 grip of my sword fuck, how could I ruin the climax like that? Oh well, next part
 me as I exit th
 on the ground, uncons
 gly
 s me that he found my collapsed near the abandoned tower a
 to the west, and carried me bac
 A feel
 Anonymous 4/2
 No.18859176
 F5F5F5F5
 Anonymous 4/2
 2(Wed
 16:53 No. 18859236 !]2>188594072>18860391
 18859010
 eks pas
 en me and the Lich, but
 tronger than the
 and the "bumbling mage" of a Lich
 small wound upon my che
 Did y
 inst the Sword of Eternal Endin
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 2(W
 407
 24
 18859236
 e both charge, meetin
 I maneuver allows me to
 and the Que
 mor i
 ut I can
 n hear the Lich cursing my na
 Anonymous 4/2
 No.18859481
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 Lipg 23 KB, 320x240) igdb google
 Bump for
 ClericMan 4/2
 No.18859508 [I]
 you cant die here, theres someone waiting for you
 Anonymous 4/2
 No.18859582
 bumping to keep alive
 Anonymous 4/2
 No.18859599 >>18859605 2-18860391
 gly
 did
 lifted b
 gg
 g bigg
 y gl
 The next morning. I gather my things
 l manage to trac
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 armor deflects their attac

 Anonymous 04/25 120Wed 17.21 No. 1885$624 I!
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 Anonymous 04/25/120Wed 1721 No.18859707[!I
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 BRACE FOR
 OHGOODHGODOHGODOHG000HGOOOHGODOHOGOD
 Anonymous 04/2S/12VNed 17:29 No.189S9738 [112X18052965
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 Anonymous 04/2S120Wed)17.32 No.18859780 I!
 18859834 18860040 18860391
 Anonymous 04/2S120Wed)17-32 No.18859781 I!1
 OH PLEASE OH Pl EASE POST MORE!
 Anonyymous 04/25/120Wed 1735 No 18359B34 [!12 13RESE3
 Someone be ready to screencap this story when its done!
 Anonymous 04/25120Wed)17:48 No.18860040[!12218a60061 2218860066 2218%RAT52218860036 221885011 2218860126 2218860140 2218a6014122188601132218E60203
 iqdb google
 THANK YOU
 For that story.
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 BASED GOD
 us 04/25/12MVed 1753 No.18860110 t!
 Anonymous 04/25 120Wed)17:56 No.18860141I!
 Braith117 p mQRoe
 S 04/25/12Wed) 17:54 No 18860126
 1000 intemets to you, good sir
 I just realized.I was born to see this
 Eagerly awaiting screencap.
 Anonymous 042s 120Wed 17:55 No.18860146 [!1
 bannghjpg (157 KB. 696x750) igdb google
 Anonymous 04/25/12Vied)17:57 No.188601T8 [11
 T01ci! (498 KB, 252x200)
 Anonymous 04/2S/12 17:50 No. 188601966 [1]
 Auck Leah 1 pg (117 KB, 576x711) Kdbgoogle
 FUCK
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 Anonymous 04/25/12IVVed 17:59 No.18860209 (!1
 Anonymous 04/2512 Wed 18:03 No. 18360274
 Yes captcha, it has
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 No reaction image can describe that prose

 File: 346195305999
 2 KB, 360x360, Door jpg)
 Anonymous 08/28/12 (T
 9:08 No.20512042
 Be gangly-limbed teenage blacksmith
 Sweet on a blond-haired neighbor girl
 Takes years, but as you enter your early twenties she finally accepts your proposal and you become e
 Days later, the Oracle of the Azure Orb comes to your tiny village and informs her that she is the Chosen One, destined to wield the Blade of Eternal Endings and bring peace for ten generations, and must leave on an
 adventure with a ragtag bunch of misfits to save the world from an Ancient Evil
 You offer to come, you're pretty good with a hammer, but he tells you that your place is here, forging for her the Ultimate Armor
 You hear rumors of her adventures in far off lands, fighting the unbeatable foes, bearing the unbearable sorrows, and running where the brave dare not go
 She defeats the Ancient Evil without your help
 Spend all of your money to go to the capital and see her during her Victory Parade
 The king announces that she'll be marrying one of her sidekicks, a bumbling wizard, he's so wacky, and that the two of them will succeed him on the throne
 She looks across the crowd and your eyes meet
 She doesn't even recognize you
 home and marry overweight redheaded daughter of a baker, who loves you but you do not love her back
 Die of gangrene at 35, the last thing you see is the armor your beloved never needed
 Peasant General. Discuss being peasants, my fellow commoners.
The baker's daughter (x-post from /r/DnD)

The baker's daughter (x-post from /r/DnD)

azure: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://huffpostcomedy.tumblr.com/post/38391664929/jerry-seinfeld-intends-to-die-standing-up-new" target="_blank">huffpostcomedy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/23/magazine/jerry-seinfeld-intends-to-die-standing-up.html?partner=rss&amp;emc=rss&amp;smid=tw-nytimes&amp;_r=0" target="_blank">Jerry Seinfeld Intends to Die Standing</a><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/23/magazine/jerry-seinfeld-intends-to-die-standing-up.html?partner=rss&amp;emc=rss&amp;smid=tw-nytimes&amp;_r=0" target="_blank"> Up</a> | <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/23/magazine/jerry-seinfeld-intends-to-die-standing-up.html?partner=rss&amp;emc=rss&amp;smid=tw-nytimes&amp;_r=0" target="_blank">New York Times</a></strong></p> <blockquote> <p>Jerry Seinfeld began his commute after dinner, in no particular hurry. Around quarter to 8 on a drizzly Tuesday, he left his Manhattan home — a palatial duplex apartment with picture windows and a broad terrace overlooking Central Park — and made for a nearby garage. Due to tell jokes at a comedy club downtown, he decided to drive what he calls his “city car”: a 1998 Porsche 911 Carrera 4S. Stepping into the garage, he tugged a thick fabric cover from the car. The interior was a pristine matte black, and the paint job was a startlingly luminous azure. “It’s called Mexico blue — a very traditional Porsche color,” Seinfeld said. “In the ’70s it looked normal, but now it looks insane.”</p> <p>His hair, flecked with gray, was buzzed almost to the scalp, and he was dressed in light-blue Levi’s, a navy knit polo and a dark wool blazer. Seinfeld, who once said he wore sneakers long into adulthood “because it reminds me I don’t have a job,” has lately grown partial to Nike Shox, which he likes for their extravagant cushioning, but tonight he opted for tan suede desert boots. When he’s in the workplace — on a stage, microphone in hand, trying to make a crowd erupt — the feel of a harder sole helps him get into the right mind-set.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Great article about the legendary Jerry Seinfeld.</p>
azure: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://huffpostcomedy.tumblr.com/post/38391664929/jerry-seinfeld-intends-to-die-standing-up-new" target="_blank">huffpostcomedy</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/23/magazine/jerry-seinfeld-intends-to-die-standing-up.html?partner=rss&amp;emc=rss&amp;smid=tw-nytimes&amp;_r=0" target="_blank">Jerry Seinfeld Intends to Die Standing</a><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/23/magazine/jerry-seinfeld-intends-to-die-standing-up.html?partner=rss&amp;emc=rss&amp;smid=tw-nytimes&amp;_r=0" target="_blank"> Up</a> | <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/23/magazine/jerry-seinfeld-intends-to-die-standing-up.html?partner=rss&amp;emc=rss&amp;smid=tw-nytimes&amp;_r=0" target="_blank">New York Times</a></strong></p>
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<p>Jerry Seinfeld began his commute after dinner, in no particular hurry. Around quarter to 8 on a drizzly Tuesday, he left his Manhattan home — a palatial duplex apartment with picture windows and a broad terrace overlooking Central Park — and made for a nearby garage. Due to tell jokes at a comedy club downtown, he decided to drive what he calls his “city car”: a 1998 Porsche 911 Carrera 4S. Stepping into the garage, he tugged a thick fabric cover from the car. The interior was a pristine matte black, and the paint job was a startlingly luminous azure. “It’s called Mexico blue — a very traditional Porsche color,” Seinfeld said. “In the ’70s it looked normal, but now it looks insane.”</p>
<p>His hair, flecked with gray, was buzzed almost to the scalp, and he was dressed in light-blue Levi’s, a navy knit polo and a dark wool blazer. Seinfeld, who once said he wore sneakers long into adulthood “because it reminds me I don’t have a job,” has lately grown partial to Nike Shox, which he likes for their extravagant cushioning, but tonight he opted for tan suede desert boots. When he’s in the workplace — on a stage, microphone in hand, trying to make a crowd erupt — the feel of a harder sole helps him get into the right mind-set.</p>
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<p>Great article about the legendary Jerry Seinfeld.</p>

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