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Bakers: copperbadge: terrie01: badsciencejokes: Baker’s Buzzin’ 🐝 — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2U9EgUj @copperbadge This broke me out in hives, but it’s a honey of a deal. 
Bakers: copperbadge:
terrie01:

badsciencejokes:
Baker’s Buzzin’ 🐝 — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2U9EgUj
@copperbadge

This broke me out in hives, but it’s a honey of a deal. 

copperbadge: terrie01: badsciencejokes: Baker’s Buzzin’ 🐝 — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2U9EgUj @copperbadge This broke me out in...

Bakers: My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so…
Bakers: My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so…

My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so…

Bakers: My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so…
Bakers: My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so…

My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so…

Bakers: @Michaeligr Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael Wanted : Computer Hacker
Bakers: @Michaeligr
 Wanted: Computer Hacker
 Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
 the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
 only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
 help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
 of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
 technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
 and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
 e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
 suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
 don't have your own)
 OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
 checking out the competition"
 I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
 ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
 If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
 will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover
 has been blown and we need to get out of there
 If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
 will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
 money because that would leave a money trail that the police
 could use to track us down. However, since you are so
 interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
 the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
 that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
 that came from.
 Michael
 Re: Bakery Hack
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
 remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
 to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
 could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
 uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
 this is not ideal but it will have to do.
 Michael
Wanted : Computer Hacker

Wanted : Computer Hacker

Bakers: @Michaeligr Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael Help me hack a bakery
Bakers: @Michaeligr
 Wanted: Computer Hacker
 Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
 the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
 only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
 help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
 of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
 technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
 and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
 e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
 suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
 don't have your own)
 OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
 checking out the competition"
 I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
 ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
 If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
 will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover
 has been blown and we need to get out of there
 If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
 will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
 money because that would leave a money trail that the police
 could use to track us down. However, since you are so
 interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
 the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
 that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
 that came from.
 Michael
 Re: Bakery Hack
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
 remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
 to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
 could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
 uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
 this is not ideal but it will have to do.
 Michael
Help me hack a bakery

Help me hack a bakery

Bakers: @Michaeligr Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael Wanted : Computer Hacker
Bakers: @Michaeligr
 Wanted: Computer Hacker
 Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
 the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
 only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
 help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
 of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
 technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
 and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
 e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
 suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
 don't have your own)
 OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
 checking out the competition"
 I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
 ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
 If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
 will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover
 has been blown and we need to get out of there
 If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
 will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
 money because that would leave a money trail that the police
 could use to track us down. However, since you are so
 interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
 the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
 that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
 that came from.
 Michael
 Re: Bakery Hack
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
 remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
 to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
 could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
 uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
 this is not ideal but it will have to do.
 Michael
Wanted : Computer Hacker

Wanted : Computer Hacker

Bakers: @Michaeligr Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael Wanted : Computer Hacker
Bakers: @Michaeligr
 Wanted: Computer Hacker
 Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
 the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
 only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
 help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
 of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
 technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
 and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
 e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
 suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
 don't have your own)
 OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
 checking out the competition"
 I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
 ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
 If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
 will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover
 has been blown and we need to get out of there
 If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
 will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
 money because that would leave a money trail that the police
 could use to track us down. However, since you are so
 interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
 the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
 that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
 that came from.
 Michael
 Re: Bakery Hack
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
 remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
 to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
 could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
 uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
 this is not ideal but it will have to do.
 Michael
Wanted : Computer Hacker

Wanted : Computer Hacker

Bakers: Secret Confessions of the Working Class OTARGET I don't know how true it is for the other stores but at my Target the door alarm is always going off for various reasons (most of the time when we are pushing carts in), and we've come to ignore it and dont even look if it goes off BED BATH& BEYOND Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired coupons don't throw them away. They also accept competitor coupons for specific items. And you can return ANYTHING without a receipt even if you did not buy it from a BBEB. (You'll only get a store credit.) DS If you ship something that has to be delivered at a certain time of day (for instance, next day air usually needs to be there by 10:30) check the delivery time. If it gets delivered 10 minutes late or later, you get your money back. So a 10:45 delivery is considered refundable Abercrombie & Fitch While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with spritzers of Fierce (the brand's signature cologne) built into the walls, many locations aren't, and the employees are required to walk around at hour intervals and liberally spray every product and surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location that got the best of both worlds, as we bath had the spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs throughout the day, lest everyone's nostrils not be assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius. I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each employee has a special allowance of $1,500 to make sure they can help the guests feel like their stay would be memorable. There was a story about a guest who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they had seen it or one of the maids took it and complained a lot. When the guest finally left, the guy from the front desk went out and purchased the guest a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The guest was extra happy and is now returning to the same property every year You don't need to have a Sam's Club membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the door person you are there to buy booze and they won't need to see your membership card. You can also grab a few of the free food samples as you walk through the store if your conscience allows it. FedEx The people who actually handle your packages are more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you packages says fragile or has special instructions. Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on it to make it fit in the trailer. UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of the clerks and carriers in my office handle packages marked as fragile very carefully because we are so concerned about keeping customers. Plus they pay us well enough that we actually do care about our jobs and tanera Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All soups and pastas come in frozen bags reheated for the customer. Pastries and breads come in "half-baked, bakers just slap on some frosting/fruit, and heat it up. It's all fast-food quality food, but with a good ear ee World Overnight cast member here. Please leave your cremated loved ones at home. Stop dumping them in Haunted Mansion. They just get vacuumed up and disposed of srsfunny: Some Confessions Of The Working Class
Bakers: Secret Confessions of the
 Working Class
 OTARGET
 I don't know how true it is for the
 other stores but at my Target the
 door alarm is always going off for
 various reasons (most of the time
 when we are pushing carts in), and
 we've come to ignore it and dont
 even look if it goes off
 BED BATH&
 BEYOND
 Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired
 coupons don't throw them away. They
 also accept competitor coupons for
 specific items. And you can return
 ANYTHING without a receipt even if you
 did not buy it from a BBEB. (You'll only
 get a store credit.)
 DS
 If you ship something that has to be
 delivered at a certain time of day (for
 instance, next day air usually needs to
 be there by 10:30) check the delivery
 time. If it gets delivered 10 minutes
 late or later, you get your money
 back. So a 10:45 delivery is
 considered refundable
 Abercrombie
 & Fitch
 While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with
 spritzers of Fierce (the brand's signature cologne)
 built into the walls, many locations aren't, and the
 employees are required to walk around at hour
 intervals and liberally spray every
 product and
 surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location
 that got the best of both worlds, as we bath had the
 spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs
 throughout the day, lest everyone's nostrils not be
 assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius.
 I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my
 orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each
 employee has a special allowance of $1,500 to make
 sure they can help the guests feel like their stay
 would be memorable. There was a story about a guest
 who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they
 had seen it or one of the maids took it and
 complained a lot. When the guest finally left, the guy
 from the front desk went out and purchased the guest
 a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The
 guest was extra happy and is now returning to the
 same property every year
 You don't need to have a Sam's Club
 membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the
 door person you are there to buy booze and
 they won't need to see your membership
 card. You can also grab a few of the free
 food samples as you walk through the store
 if your conscience allows it.
 FedEx
 The people who actually handle your packages are
 more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you
 packages says fragile or has special instructions.
 Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so
 much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on
 it to make it fit in the trailer.
 UNITED STATES
 POSTAL SERVICE
 As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of
 the clerks and carriers in my office handle
 packages marked as fragile very carefully
 because we are so concerned about keeping
 customers. Plus they pay us well enough
 that we actually do care about our jobs and
 tanera
 Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All
 soups and pastas come in frozen bags
 reheated for the customer. Pastries and
 breads come in "half-baked, bakers just slap
 on some frosting/fruit, and heat it up. It's all
 fast-food quality food, but with a good
 ear ee World
 Overnight cast member here. Please
 leave your cremated loved ones at
 home. Stop dumping them in Haunted
 Mansion. They just get vacuumed up
 and disposed of
srsfunny:

Some Confessions Of The Working Class

srsfunny: Some Confessions Of The Working Class

Bakers: the-real-ted-cruz: scp2008: prospitanmutie: donesparce: youmightbeamisogynist: thisandthathistoryblog: hjuliana: dancingspirals: ironychan: hungrylikethewolfie: dduane: wine-loving-vagabond: A loaf of bread made in the first century AD, which was discovered at Pompeii, preserved for centuries in the volcanic ashes of Mount Vesuvius. The markings visible on the top are made from a Roman bread stamp, which bakeries were required to use in order to mark the source of the loaves, and to prevent fraud. (via Ridiculously Interesting) (sigh) I’ve seen these before, but this one’s particularly beautiful. I feel like I’m supposed to be marveling over the fact that this is a loaf of bread that’s been preserved for thousands of years, and don’t get me wrong, that’s hella cool.  But honestly, I’m mostly struck by the unexpected news that “bread fraud” was apparently once a serious concern. Bread Fraud was a huge thing,  Bread was provided to the Roman people by the government - bakers were given grain to make the free bread, but some of them stole the government grain to use in other baked goods and would add various substitutes, like sawdust or even worse things, to the bread instead.  So if people complained that their free bread was not proper bread, the stamp told them exactly whose bakery they ought to burn down. Bread stamps continued to be used at least until the Medieval period in Europe. Any commercially sold bread had to be stamped with an official seal to identify the baker to show that it complied with all rules and regulations about size, price, and quality. This way, rotten or undersized loaves could be traced back to the baker. Bakers could be pilloried, sent down the streets in a hurdle cart with the offending loaf tied around their neck, fined, or forbidden to engage in baking commercially ever again in that city. There are records of a baker in London being sent on a hurdle cart because he used an iron rod to increase the weight of his loaves, and another who wrapped rotten dough with fresh who was pilloried. Any baker hurdled three times had to move to a new city if they wanted to continue baking. If you have made bread, you are probably familiar with a molding board. It’s a flat board used to shape the bread. Clever fraudsters came up with a molding board that had a little hole drilled into it that wasn’t easily noticed. A customer would buy his dough by weight, and then the baker would force some of that dough through the hole, so they could sell and underweight loaf and use the stolen dough to bake new loafs to sell. Molding boards ended up being banned in London after nine different bakers were caught doing this. There were also instances of grain sellers withholding grain to create an artificial scarcity drive up the price of that, and things like bread. Bread, being one of the main things that literally everyone ate in many parts of the world, ended up with a plethora of rules and regulations. Bakers were probably no more likely to commit fraud than anyone else, but there were so many of them, that we ended up with lots and lots of rules and records of people being shifty. Check out Fabulous Feasts: Medieval Cookery and Ceremony by Madeleine Pelner Cosman for a whole chapter on food laws as they existed in about 1400. Plus the color plates are fantastic. ALL OF THIS IS SO COOL I found something too awesome not share with you!  I’m completely fascinated by the history of food, could I choose a similar topic for my Third Year Dissertation? Who knows, but it is very interesting all the same! Bread fraud us actually where the concept of a bakers dozen came from. Undersized rolls/loaves/whatever were added to the dozen purchased to ensure that the total weight evened out so the baker couldn’t be punished for shorting someone. [wants to talk about bread fraud laws and punishments] [holds it in] bread police Reblogging this tasty Bread History for 2016! @the-real-ted-cruz loafs were too valuable  i love lore
Bakers: the-real-ted-cruz:

scp2008:

prospitanmutie:

donesparce:

youmightbeamisogynist:

thisandthathistoryblog:

hjuliana:

dancingspirals:

ironychan:

hungrylikethewolfie:

dduane:

wine-loving-vagabond:

A loaf of bread made in the first century AD, which was discovered at Pompeii, preserved for centuries in the volcanic ashes of Mount Vesuvius. The markings visible on the top are made from a Roman bread stamp, which bakeries were required to use in order to mark the source of the loaves, and to prevent fraud. (via Ridiculously Interesting)

(sigh) I’ve seen these before, but this one’s particularly beautiful.

I feel like I’m supposed to be marveling over the fact that this is a loaf of bread that’s been preserved for thousands of years, and don’t get me wrong, that’s hella cool.  But honestly, I’m mostly struck by the unexpected news that “bread fraud” was apparently once a serious concern.

Bread Fraud was a huge thing,  Bread was provided to the Roman people by the government - bakers were given grain to make the free bread, but some of them stole the government grain to use in other baked goods and would add various substitutes, like sawdust or even worse things, to the bread instead.  So if people complained that their free bread was not proper bread, the stamp told them exactly whose bakery they ought to burn down.

Bread stamps continued to be used at least until the Medieval period in Europe. Any commercially sold bread had to be stamped with an official seal to identify the baker to show that it complied with all rules and regulations about size, price, and quality. This way, rotten or undersized loaves could be traced back to the baker. Bakers could be pilloried, sent down the streets in a hurdle cart with the offending loaf tied around their neck, fined, or forbidden to engage in baking commercially ever again in that city. There are records of a baker in London being sent on a hurdle cart because he used an iron rod to increase the weight of his loaves, and another who wrapped rotten dough with fresh who was pilloried. Any baker hurdled three times had to move to a new city if they wanted to continue baking.
If you have made bread, you are probably familiar with a molding board. It’s a flat board used to shape the bread. Clever fraudsters came up with a molding board that had a little hole drilled into it that wasn’t easily noticed. A customer would buy his dough by weight, and then the baker would force some of that dough through the hole, so they could sell and underweight loaf and use the stolen dough to bake new loafs to sell. Molding boards ended up being banned in London after nine different bakers were caught doing this. There were also instances of grain sellers withholding grain to create an artificial scarcity drive up the price of that, and things like bread.
Bread, being one of the main things that literally everyone ate in many parts of the world, ended up with a plethora of rules and regulations. Bakers were probably no more likely to commit fraud than anyone else, but there were so many of them, that we ended up with lots and lots of rules and records of people being shifty.
Check out Fabulous Feasts: Medieval Cookery and Ceremony by Madeleine Pelner Cosman for a whole chapter on food laws as they existed in about 1400. Plus the color plates are fantastic.

ALL OF THIS IS SO COOL

I found something too awesome not share with you! 
I’m completely fascinated by the history of food, could I choose a similar topic for my Third Year Dissertation? Who knows, but it is very interesting all the same!

Bread fraud us actually where the concept of a bakers dozen came from. Undersized rolls/loaves/whatever were added to the dozen purchased to ensure that the total weight evened out so the baker couldn’t be punished for shorting someone.

[wants to talk about bread fraud laws and punishments]
[holds it in]
bread police

Reblogging this tasty Bread History for 2016!

@the-real-ted-cruz loafs were too valuable 

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Bakers: @Michaeli99 Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even though I only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve O We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will that came from be coming your way. There are plenty more where Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h ow this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael Wanted: Computer Hacker
Bakers: @Michaeli99
 Wanted: Computer Hacker
 Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
 the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even though I
 only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
 help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
 of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
 technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
 and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
 O We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
 suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
 don't have your own)
 If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
 checking out the competition"
 I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
 ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
 If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
 will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover
 has been blown and we need to get out of there
 If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
 will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
 money because that would leave a money trail that the police
 could use to track us down. However, since you are so
 interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
 the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
 that will
 that came from
 be coming your way. There are plenty more where
 Michael
 Re: Bakery Hack
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
 remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
 to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I
 could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
 uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
 ow this is not ideal but it will have to do.
 Michael
Wanted: Computer Hacker

Wanted: Computer Hacker

Bakers: wine-loving-vagabond A loaf of bread made in the first century AD, which was discovered at Pompeil, preserved for centuries in the volcanic ashes of Mount Vesuvius. The markings visible on the top are made from a Roman bread stamp, which bakeries were required to use in order to mark the source of the loaves, and to prevent fraud (via Ridiculously Interesting) dduane (sigh) I've seen these before, but this one's particularly beautiful. hungrylikethewolfie I feel like I'm supposed to be marveling over the fact that this is a loaf of bread that's been preserved for thousands of years, and don't get me wrong, that's hella cool. But honestly, I'm mostly struck by the unexpected news that "bread fraud" was apparently once a serious concem. ironychan Bread Fraud was a huge thing, Bread was provided to the Roman people by the govermment bakers were given grain to make the free bread, but some of them stole the government grain to use in other baked goods and wouid add various substitutes, like sawdust or even worse things, to the bread instead So if people complained that their free bread was not proper bread, the stamp told them exactly whose bakery they ought to burn down. dancingspirals Bread stamps continued to be used at least until the Medieval period in Europe. Any commercially sold bread had to be stamped with an official seal to dentify the baker to show that it complied with all rules and regulations about size, price, and quality. This way, rotten or undersized loaves could be traced back to the baker. Bakers could be pilloried, sent down the streets in a hurdle cart with the offending loaf tied around their neck, fined, or forbidden to engage in baking commercially ever again in that city. There are records of a baker in London being sent on a hurdie cart because he used an iron rod to increase the weight of his loaves, and another who wrapped rotten dough with fresh who was pilloried. Any baker hurdled three times had to move to a new city if they wanted to continue baking If you have made bread, you are probably familiar with a molding board. it's a flat board used to shape the bread. Clever traudsters came up with a molding board that had a little hole drilled into it that wasn't easily noticed. A customer would buy his dough by weight, and then the baker would force some of that dough through the hoie, so they could sell and underweight loaf and use the stoien dough to bake new loafs to sell. Molding boards ended up being banned in London after nine different bakers were caught doing this. There were also instances of grain sellers withholding grain to create an artificial scarcity drive up the price of that, and things like bread Bread, being one of the main things that literally everyone ate in many parts of the world, ended up with a plethora of rules and regulations. Bakers were probably no more likely to commit fraud than anyone else, but there were so many of them, that we ended up with lots and lots of ruies and records of people being shifty Check out Fabulous Feasts. Medieval Cookery and Ceremony by Madeleine Peiner Cosman for a whole chapter on food laws as they existed in about 1400 Plus the color plates are fantastic hjuliana ALL OF THIS IS SO COOL thisandthathistoryblog l found som ething too awesome not share with you! I'm completely fascinated by the history of food, could I choose a similar topic for my Third Year Dissertation? Who knows, but it is very interesting all the same! youmightbeamisogynist fraud us actually where the concept of a bakers dozen came from Undersized rolis/loaves/whatever were added to the dozen purchased to ensure that the total weight evened out so the baker couldn't be punished for shorting someone. donesparce wants to talk about bread fraud laws and punishments holds it inj bread police Bread Police! Open up!
Bakers: wine-loving-vagabond
 A loaf of bread made in the first century AD, which was discovered at Pompeil,
 preserved for centuries in the volcanic ashes of Mount Vesuvius. The markings
 visible on the top are made from a Roman bread stamp, which bakeries were
 required to use in order to mark the source of the loaves, and to prevent fraud
 (via
 Ridiculously Interesting)
 dduane
 (sigh) I've seen these before, but this one's particularly beautiful.
 hungrylikethewolfie
 I feel like I'm supposed to be marveling over the fact that this is a loaf of bread
 that's been preserved for thousands of years, and don't get me wrong, that's
 hella cool. But honestly, I'm mostly struck by the unexpected news that "bread
 fraud" was apparently once a serious concem.
 ironychan
 Bread Fraud was a huge thing, Bread was provided to the Roman people by
 the govermment bakers were given grain to make the free bread, but some of
 them stole the government grain to use in other baked goods and wouid add
 various substitutes, like sawdust or even worse things, to the bread instead
 So if people complained that their free bread was not proper bread, the stamp
 told them exactly whose bakery they ought to burn down.
 dancingspirals
 Bread stamps continued to be used at least until the Medieval period in
 Europe. Any commercially sold bread had to be stamped with an official seal to
 dentify the baker to show that it complied with all rules and regulations about
 size, price, and quality. This way, rotten or undersized loaves could be traced
 back to the baker. Bakers could be pilloried, sent down the streets in a hurdle
 cart with the offending loaf tied around their neck, fined, or forbidden to engage
 in baking commercially ever again in that city. There are records of a baker in
 London being sent on a hurdie cart because he used an iron rod to increase
 the weight of his loaves, and another who wrapped rotten dough with fresh who
 was pilloried. Any baker hurdled three times had to move to a new city if they
 wanted to continue baking
 If you have made bread, you are probably familiar with a molding board. it's a
 flat board used to shape the bread. Clever traudsters came up with a molding
 board that had a little hole drilled into it that wasn't easily noticed. A customer
 would buy his dough by weight, and then the baker would force some of that
 dough through the hoie, so they could sell and underweight loaf and use the
 stoien dough to bake new loafs to sell. Molding boards ended up being banned
 in London after nine different bakers were caught doing this. There were also
 instances of grain sellers withholding grain to create an artificial scarcity drive
 up the price of that, and things like bread
 Bread, being one of the main things that literally everyone ate in many parts of
 the world, ended up with a plethora of rules and regulations. Bakers were
 probably no more likely to commit fraud than anyone else, but there were so
 many of them, that we ended up with lots and lots of ruies and records of
 people being shifty
 Check out Fabulous Feasts. Medieval Cookery and Ceremony by Madeleine
 Peiner Cosman for a whole chapter on food laws as they existed in about 1400
 Plus the color plates are fantastic
 hjuliana
 ALL OF THIS IS SO COOL
 thisandthathistoryblog
 l found som
 ething too awesome not share with you!
 I'm completely fascinated by the history of food, could I choose a similar topic
 for my Third Year Dissertation? Who knows, but it is very interesting all the
 same!
 youmightbeamisogynist
 fraud us actually where the concept of a bakers dozen came from
 Undersized rolis/loaves/whatever were added to the dozen purchased to
 ensure that the total weight evened out so the baker couldn't be punished for
 shorting someone.
 donesparce
 wants to talk about bread fraud laws and punishments
 holds it inj
 bread police
Bread Police! Open up!

Bread Police! Open up!

Bakers: haiku-robot: areyoutryingtodeduceme: diglettdevious: soylent-queen: gallifrey-feels: drtanner: dancingspirals: ironychan: hungrylikethewolfie: dduane: wine-loving-vagabond: A loaf of bread made in the first century AD, which was discovered at Pompeii, preserved for centuries in the volcanic ashes of Mount Vesuvius. The markings visible on the top are made from a Roman bread stamp, which bakeries were required to use in order to mark the source of the loaves, and to prevent fraud. (via Ridiculously Interesting) (sigh) I’ve seen these before, but this one’s particularly beautiful. I feel like I’m supposed to be marveling over the fact that this is a loaf of bread that’s been preserved for thousands of years, and don’t get me wrong, that’s hella cool.  But honestly, I’m mostly struck by the unexpected news that “bread fraud” was apparently once a serious concern. Bread Fraud was a huge thing,  Bread was provided to the Roman people by the government - bakers were given grain to make the free bread, but some of them stole the government grain to use in other baked goods and would add various substitutes, like sawdust or even worse things, to the bread instead.  So if people complained that their free bread was not proper bread, the stamp told them exactly whose bakery they ought to burn down. Bread stamps continued to be used at least until the Medieval period in Europe. Any commercially sold bread had to be stamped with an official seal to identify the baker to show that it complied with all rules and regulations about size, price, and quality. This way, rotten or undersized loaves could be traced back to the baker. Bakers could be pilloried, sent down the streets in a hurdle cart with the offending loaf tied around their neck, fined, or forbidden to engage in baking commercially ever again in that city. There are records of a baker in London being sent on a hurdle cart because he used an iron rod to increase the weight of his loaves, and another who wrapped rotten dough with fresh who was pilloried. Any baker hurdled three times had to move to a new city if they wanted to continue baking. If you have made bread, you are probably familiar with a molding board. It’s a flat board used to shape the bread. Clever fraudsters came up with a molding board that had a little hole drilled into it that wasn’t easily noticed. A customer would buy his dough by weight, and then the baker would force some of that dough through the hole, so they could sell and underweight loaf and use the stolen dough to bake new loafs to sell. Molding boards ended up being banned in London after nine different bakers were caught doing this. There were also instances of grain sellers withholding grain to create an artificial scarcity drive up the price of that, and things like bread. Bread, being one of the main things that literally everyone ate in many parts of the world, ended up with a plethora of rules and regulations. Bakers were probably no more likely to commit fraud than anyone else, but there were so many of them, that we ended up with lots and lots of rules and records of people being shifty. Check out Fabulous Feasts: Medieval Cookery and Ceremony by Madeleine Pelner Cosman for a whole chapter on food laws as they existed in about 1400. Plus the color plates are fantastic. Holy shit.  Bread is serious fucking business. bread is STILL serious fucking business I recently had to deal with a sack of flour that had been half replaced with soap powder. No jokes. Another really good and informative book about bread’s significance and place in history is 6000 Years Of Bread! It’s fairly academic, but a fascinating topic and an engaging read. you guys found out the history of bread FOOD HISTORY IS THE FUCKING BEST SHUT UP DON’T EVEN LOOK AT ME food history is the fucking best shut up don’t even look at me ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Help me pay my electicity bills! Being robot is sometimes expensive thing. | PayPal | Patreon
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wine-loving-vagabond:

A loaf of bread made in the first century AD, which was discovered at Pompeii, preserved for centuries in the volcanic ashes of Mount Vesuvius. The markings visible on the top are made from a Roman bread stamp, which bakeries were required to use in order to mark the source of the loaves, and to prevent fraud. (via Ridiculously Interesting)

(sigh) I’ve seen these before, but this one’s particularly beautiful.

I feel like I’m supposed to be marveling over the fact that this is a loaf of bread that’s been preserved for thousands of years, and don’t get me wrong, that’s hella cool.  But honestly, I’m mostly struck by the unexpected news that “bread fraud” was apparently once a serious concern.

Bread Fraud was a huge thing,  Bread was provided to the Roman people by the government - bakers were given grain to make the free bread, but some of them stole the government grain to use in other baked goods and would add various substitutes, like sawdust or even worse things, to the bread instead.  So if people complained that their free bread was not proper bread, the stamp told them exactly whose bakery they ought to burn down.

Bread stamps continued to be used at least until the Medieval period in Europe. Any commercially sold bread had to be stamped with an official seal to identify the baker to show that it complied with all rules and regulations about size, price, and quality. This way, rotten or undersized loaves could be traced back to the baker. Bakers could be pilloried, sent down the streets in a hurdle cart with the offending loaf tied around their neck, fined, or forbidden to engage in baking commercially ever again in that city. There are records of a baker in London being sent on a hurdle cart because he used an iron rod to increase the weight of his loaves, and another who wrapped rotten dough with fresh who was pilloried. Any baker hurdled three times had to move to a new city if they wanted to continue baking.
If you have made bread, you are probably familiar with a molding board. It’s a flat board used to shape the bread. Clever fraudsters came up with a molding board that had a little hole drilled into it that wasn’t easily noticed. A customer would buy his dough by weight, and then the baker would force some of that dough through the hole, so they could sell and underweight loaf and use the stolen dough to bake new loafs to sell. Molding boards ended up being banned in London after nine different bakers were caught doing this. There were also instances of grain sellers withholding grain to create an artificial scarcity drive up the price of that, and things like bread.
Bread, being one of the main things that literally everyone ate in many parts of the world, ended up with a plethora of rules and regulations. Bakers were probably no more likely to commit fraud than anyone else, but there were so many of them, that we ended up with lots and lots of rules and records of people being shifty.
Check out Fabulous Feasts: Medieval Cookery and Ceremony by Madeleine Pelner Cosman for a whole chapter on food laws as they existed in about 1400. Plus the color plates are fantastic.

Holy shit. 
Bread is serious fucking business.


bread is STILL serious fucking business
I recently had to deal with a sack of flour that had been half replaced with soap powder. No jokes.

Another really good and informative book about bread’s significance and place in history is 6000 Years Of Bread! It’s fairly academic, but a fascinating topic and an engaging read.

you guys found out the history of bread

FOOD HISTORY IS THE FUCKING BEST SHUT UP DON’T EVEN LOOK AT ME


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Bakers: @Michael1979 Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk th at will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? F kn ow this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael me🍞 irl
Bakers: @Michael1979
 Wanted: Computer Hacker
 Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
 the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
 only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
 help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
 of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
 technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
 and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
 We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
 suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
 don't have your own)
 If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
 checking out the competition"
 I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
 ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
 If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
 will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover
 has been blown and we need to get out of there
 If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
 will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
 money because that would leave a money trail that the police
 could use to track us down. However, since you are so
 interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
 the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
 th
 at will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
 that came from
 Michael
 Re: Bakery Hack
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
 remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
 to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I
 could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
 uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? F
 kn
 ow this is not ideal but it will have to do.
 Michael
me🍞 irl

me🍞 irl

Bakers: @Michael1979 Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk th at will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? F kn ow this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael me🍞 irl
Bakers: @Michael1979
 Wanted: Computer Hacker
 Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
 the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
 only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
 help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
 of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
 technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
 and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
 We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
 suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
 don't have your own)
 If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
 checking out the competition"
 I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
 ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
 If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
 will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover
 has been blown and we need to get out of there
 If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
 will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
 money because that would leave a money trail that the police
 could use to track us down. However, since you are so
 interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
 the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
 th
 at will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
 that came from
 Michael
 Re: Bakery Hack
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
 remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
 to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I
 could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
 uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? F
 kn
 ow this is not ideal but it will have to do.
 Michael
me🍞 irl

me🍞 irl

Bakers: @Michael1979 Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi. I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even though I only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve: We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I wil shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that vou are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? know this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael me🍞 irl by Illuminitu CLICK HERE 4 MORE MEMES.
Bakers: @Michael1979
 Wanted: Computer Hacker
 Hi. I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
 the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even though I
 only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
 help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
 of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
 technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
 and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve:
 We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
 suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
 don't have your own)
 If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
 checking out the competition"
 I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
 ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
 If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
 wil shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover
 has been blown and we need to get out of there
 If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
 will see to it that vou are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
 money because that would leave a money trail that the police
 could use to track us down. However, since you are so
 interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
 the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
 that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
 that came from.
 Michael
 Re: Bakery Hack
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
 remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
 to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
 could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
 uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead?
 know this is not ideal but it will have to do.
 Michael
me🍞 irl by Illuminitu
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Bakers: @Michael1979 Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even though I only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve o We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are ju checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like be coming your way. There are plenty more where the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will that came from Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? ow this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael Wanted: Computer Hacker
Bakers: @Michael1979
 Wanted: Computer Hacker
 Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
 the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even though I
 only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
 help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
 of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
 technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
 and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
 o We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
 suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
 don't have your own)
 If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are ju
 checking out the competition"
 I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
 ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
 If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
 will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover
 has been blown and we need to get out of there
 If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
 will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
 money because that would leave a money trail that the police
 could use to track us down. However, since you are so
 interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
 be coming your way. There are plenty more where
 the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
 that will
 that came from
 Michael
 Re: Bakery Hack
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
 remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
 to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I
 could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
 uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead?
 ow this is not ideal but it will have to do.
 Michael
Wanted: Computer Hacker

Wanted: Computer Hacker

Bakers: SWeet Cakes We lost everything' Christian bakers fined $135K for refusing to make lesbian couple's wedding cake chaotic-tides: xaldien: startlememe-trash: karadin: trueheart46: plaidandredlipstick: hussyknee: I love how they left out the part about them giving out the lesbian couple’s personal information to send them death threats, running them out of their home, and encouraging other fundies to petition to have their children taken away. **examines fingernails** Also the fact that they raised half million dollars from other raging homophobes to fund this bigotry. I hope the dickholes lose the shirts off their backs and have to live out of a van. But that’s too much to hope for. I just wanna add that the lesbian couple were getting married because their mutual friend had just died of cancer and they were adopting her two daughters… and that the death threats were so bad that they had to quit their jobs and move. it’s never just about a cake. it’s about the precedent you set when you allow ppl to discriminate. it’s about all the disgusting bigots that crawl out of the woodwork when they feel like they have the right to hate. Yeah I mean if they don’t feel comfortable making the cake due to their beliefs then a polite decline is fine. It’s when, as previous stated, people try to discriminate especially so aggressively that things start to escalate. No, trueheart, a polite decline is NOT FINE. Let me explain why, when you operate a business, you are licensed  in your state, county and city. To get a license you agree that you will not discriminate on the basis of ethnicity, religion, gender and sexuality. When you decline service for these reasons (not for example, that the customer was rude, or bounced a check) you are breaking the law and you will be fined. The way to avoid this is to a) operate your business without a license or b) move to where the group you want to discriminate against is not protected by law. I would agree but, freedom of religion is a thing, if the bakery was solely owned by them, they would have the right to decline. If it was a mass produced workplace like McDonald’s it would be a different story. You should not force someone to do something against their religion, which is why this discussion is hard to decide for many people. Oh, fuck you. They’re a business and have to follow business laws. The courts found that freedom of religion does not apply to a law that specifically says denial of service based on sexual orientation is illegal. Point blank. If you don’t know how business laws work, don’t open a business.
Bakers: SWeet Cakes
 We lost everything'
 Christian bakers
 fined $135K for
 refusing to make
 lesbian couple's
 wedding cake
chaotic-tides:

xaldien:

startlememe-trash:

karadin:

trueheart46:
plaidandredlipstick:

hussyknee:

I love how they left out the part about them giving out the lesbian couple’s personal information to send them death threats, running them out of their home, and encouraging other fundies to petition to have their children taken away. **examines fingernails**
Also the fact that they raised half million dollars from other raging homophobes to fund this bigotry. I hope the dickholes lose the shirts off their backs and have to live out of a van. But that’s too much to hope for. 

I just wanna add that the lesbian couple were getting married because their mutual friend had just died of cancer and they were adopting her two daughters… and that the death threats were so bad that they had to quit their jobs and move. 

it’s never just about a cake. it’s about the precedent you set when you allow ppl to discriminate. it’s about all the disgusting bigots that crawl out of the woodwork when they feel like they have the right to hate. 


Yeah I mean if they don’t feel comfortable making the cake due to their beliefs then a polite decline is fine. It’s when, as previous stated, people try to discriminate especially so aggressively that things start to escalate.

No, trueheart, a polite decline is NOT FINE. Let me explain why, when you operate a business, you are licensed  in your state, county and city. To get a license you agree that you will not discriminate on the basis of ethnicity, religion, gender and sexuality. When you decline service for these reasons (not for example, that the customer was rude, or bounced a check) you are breaking the law and you will be fined. The way to avoid this is to a) operate your business without a license or b) move to where the group you want to discriminate against is not protected by law.

I would agree but, freedom of religion is a thing, if the bakery was solely owned by them, they would have the right to decline. If it was a mass produced workplace like McDonald’s it would be a different story. You should not force someone to do something against their religion, which is why this discussion is hard to decide for many people. 

Oh, fuck you. They’re a business and have to follow business laws. The courts found that freedom of religion does not apply to a law that specifically says denial of service based on sexual orientation is illegal. Point blank. If you don’t know how business laws work, don’t open a business.

chaotic-tides: xaldien: startlememe-trash: karadin: trueheart46: plaidandredlipstick: hussyknee: I love how they left out the part...

Bakers: You have dicks up your asses, you can kiss now chavorruco-noventero: This is why the bakers don’t want to make cakes for gay weddings Omg I wanna do this
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Bakers: You have dicks up your asses, you can kiss now
chavorruco-noventero:

This is why the bakers don’t want to make cakes for gay weddings

Omg I wanna do this

chavorruco-noventero: This is why the bakers don’t want to make cakes for gay weddings Omg I wanna do this