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Baybee: So You're Confronting Your Own Mortality or Preparing for the End or Some Dipshit Up and Died and Now I'm Stuck Dealing With This Mess ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: jhinnua: ms-demeanor: Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that. HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOUโ€™RE IN. HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS. Featuring Helpful Sections such as: Death Certificates โ€“ What you need, why you need them, and how to get them Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone What the Everloving Fuck is Probate Some Simple Dos and Donโ€™ts Shitty Mad Libs โ€“ Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials How to plan a non-religious death party So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so theyโ€™re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about whoโ€™s inheriting grandmaโ€™s favorite dentures. Itโ€™s not exactly cheerful and itโ€™s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if youโ€™re processing a fresh death. Iโ€™m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! Iโ€™m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise weโ€™re all just going to cry together. Good luck! (in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit) @ms-demeanor Tumblr wont let me message you privately, so is it ok if I share this to my FB page? The business I am in wants information like this to be public knowledge, but itโ€™s still a business so I donโ€™t want to post without permission. YES, please share it! And actually facebook blocks links to my blog for some reason so I have no problem with you just straight-up copy/pasting the PDF links! Credit me if you want (โ€@ms-demeanor on tumblrโ€ is fine) but you donโ€™t even have to. Just share it and spread it I want people to have an easier time of things! Iโ€™m universallyย  OK if people share these links so long as youโ€™re not selling the booklet. Iโ€™m actually even okay if someone prints up a bunch of these and hands them out so long as theyโ€™re handed out for free. Also I want to make this point: I was very lucky. I had talked to my mom about her death plans and she and my dad have had their cremations planned and paid for for 25 years (Neptune Society baybee). I got lucky, we had talked about a book like this and she had started writing down passwords. I got lucky, she never took my advice about putting a passcode on her phone. But things were still harder than they needed to be. Weโ€™d talked about a death planning workbook because Iโ€™d found one on Amazon and we both thought it would be a good idea to fill it out because she was sick. I just never scrounged together $26.00 in the time between when we talked about it and when she died. You know whatโ€™s better than regretting that you couldnโ€™t afford a death workbook? A FREE DEATH WORKBOOK. I mean, I donโ€™t begrudge the authors of other death books their pay. Iโ€™m sure the other books are more comprehensive than mine and maybe some of them do a decent job of explaining probate. But death is expensive and living ainโ€™t cheap. This is free explicitly because there are tons of people (though certainly not everyone involved) who will bypass compassion in order to profit off of the death industry and I want you to have at least this one thing thatโ€™s there for you free, as a gift, as something given to you for the sole purpose of making this easier on you in a time when every step is going to be expensive and difficult. This is free, no charge. All I ask is that, if possible, you share it with someone else who needs it and that you tell somebody you love that you love them. Hey all if youโ€™re new here because of the firefox post or the browser wars post or the bastardous positivity post please consider downloading the free book I made about what to do when someone dies because you know what this is sad and shit but things are going to be much easier for you if you know the level of bullshit youโ€™re going to be dealing with.
Baybee: So You're Confronting Your Own Mortality
 or
 Preparing for the End
 or
 Some Dipshit Up and Died and Now I'm
 Stuck Dealing With This Mess
ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:
ms-demeanor:


jhinnua:

ms-demeanor:

Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOUโ€™RE IN.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.
Featuring Helpful Sections such as: 
Death Certificates โ€“ What you need, why you need them, and
how to get them
Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone
What the Everloving Fuck is Probate
Some Simple Dos and Donโ€™ts
Shitty Mad Libs โ€“ Templates for writing Obituaries and
Memorials
How to plan a non-religious death party
So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some
shit

This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so theyโ€™re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about whoโ€™s inheriting grandmaโ€™s favorite dentures. 
Itโ€™s not exactly cheerful and itโ€™s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if youโ€™re processing a fresh death.
Iโ€™m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! Iโ€™m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise weโ€™re all just going to cry together.
Good luck!
(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)


@ms-demeanor Tumblr wont let me message you privately, so is it ok if I share this to my FB page? The business I am in wants information like this to be public knowledge, but itโ€™s still a business so I donโ€™t want to post without permission.

YES, please share it!
And actually facebook blocks links to my blog for some reason so I have no problem with you just straight-up copy/pasting the PDF links! Credit me if you want (โ€@ms-demeanor on tumblrโ€ is fine) but you donโ€™t even have to. Just share it and spread it I want people to have an easier time of things! Iโ€™m universallyย  OK if people share these links so long as youโ€™re not selling the booklet. Iโ€™m actually even okay if someone prints up a bunch of these and hands them out so long as theyโ€™re handed out for free. 


Also I want to make this point: I was very lucky. I had talked to my mom about her death plans and she and my dad have had their cremations planned and paid for for 25 years (Neptune Society baybee). I got lucky, we had talked about a book like this and she had started writing down passwords. I got lucky, she never took my advice about putting a passcode on her phone. 
But things were still harder than they needed to be. Weโ€™d talked about a death planning workbook because Iโ€™d found one on Amazon and we both thought it would be a good idea to fill it out because she was sick. 
I just never scrounged together $26.00 in the time between when we talked about it and when she died.
You know whatโ€™s better than regretting that you couldnโ€™t afford a death workbook? A FREE DEATH WORKBOOK.
I mean, I donโ€™t begrudge the authors of other death books their pay. Iโ€™m sure the other books are more comprehensive than mine and maybe some of them do a decent job of explaining probate.
But death is expensive and living ainโ€™t cheap.
This is free explicitly because there are tons of people (though certainly not everyone involved) who will bypass compassion in order to profit off of the death industry and I want you to have at least this one thing thatโ€™s there for you free, as a gift, as something given to you for the sole purpose of making this easier on you in a time when every step is going to be expensive and difficult. 
This is free, no charge. All I ask is that, if possible, you share it with someone else who needs it and that you tell somebody you love that you love them. 

Hey all if youโ€™re new here because of the firefox post or the browser wars post or the bastardous positivity post please consider downloading the free book I made about what to do when someone dies because you know what this is sad and shit but things are going to be much easier for you if you know the level of bullshit youโ€™re going to be dealing with.

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Baybee: hungwy
 ndiecity
 unclefather
 Can't drink the sarcophagus juice,
 can't eat the tomb cheese, what even
 is the point of archaeology
 ABC News @abcnews
 World's oldest cheese found in Egyptian
 tomb- but it may be filled with a deadly
 disease ab.co/2vRG3IH
 ativantaliban-deactivated0988
 (Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly
 disease ancient cheese with a deadly
 disease ancient d
 scithesuperb
 2,000-year-old lump of butter found in
 rish bog
 However desphe bog buner being technically edible, researchers advise against eating it
 CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING
 BOG BUTTER?
 dreamingofbabylon
 Fellas we've got ourselves 2 outta 3
 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
 socialmediapeasant
 World's oldest bread found
 at prehistoric site in Jordan
 Wl Dunham
 WASHINGTON (Reuters) Charred remains of a
 flatbread baked about 14,500 years ago in a stone
 fireplace at a site in northeastern Jordan have given
 researchers a delectable surprise: people began making
 bread, a vital staple food, millennia before they
 developed agriculture.
 Grilled cheese!!!!
 dreamingofbabylon
 HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT!!
 GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL
 US A CHEESE
 socialmediapeasant
 mgimme the worlds oldest skillet #for reasons #vorlds oldest tomato soup
 56,882 notes
 Ancient Non-Stick Frying Pan
 Factory Found in Italy
 This 52 million-year-old fossil is
 the world's oldest tomato
 Tonight we dine like
 kings
 dreamingofbabylon
 SE
 @imabugandsoareyou
 Source: unclefather
 103,446 notes
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Dark Internet, Bring Me The Grilled Cheese of Doom

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