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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: he tried to catch the ball but it hit his face boredpanda.com The people that live behind us got a puppy and Eddie wants to see it. his favorite snack is bananas... he comes walking into the living room like this animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

Movies, Tumblr, and Blog: SyncMaster T24B350 Search (Ctri+1) terrible-lifeadvice: SLPT: Watched too many horror movies and perennially scared if anyone’s behind you? Simply use this cheap tactic to rid yourself of your fears!

terrible-lifeadvice: SLPT: Watched too many horror movies and perennially scared if anyone’s behind you? Simply use this cheap tactic to ri...

Verizon, Book, and Girl: Verizon 3G 9:34 PM 35 minutes ago As I stood in line tonight at the Public Library, I watched as the clerk told a little girl she couldn't check out a book because she owed a $0.29 fine-then I watched the teenage boy behind her dig in his pockets for some change and pay it for her. And then I felt better about the world. Like Comment Share Welp. I feel better too

Welp. I feel better too

Life, Yeah, and Arent You: WE DID IT, WE HIT THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE! AREN'T YOU EXCITED? YEAH. THERE'S NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. YEAH, IT'S JUST- YOU...DEDICATED YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TO...A PUN? BUT THAT'S ALL BEHIND ME NOW. YEAH. O Not mine but wanted to share

Not mine but wanted to share

Police, Never, and Back: Top tip: Never hold your hands behind your back when posing for a photo with the police.

Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Reddit, Saw, and Tattoos: X r/AskReddit Posted by Tattoo artists of Reddit, what is the most wholesome story behind a tattoo you did? Discussion t 426 Share 99 BEST COMMENTS S 1 Award A friend of mine is a tattoo artist. She got a guy come in with a photo of a tattoo on someone and insisted it be placed in the same place, exactly the same. It was a pink butterfly on the right wrist. When she asked him questions about it, he got defensive and just wanted to get it done. He was big guy with a nearly full body of tattoos getting a pink butterfly on his wrist. Anyway, she does the tattoo - only took about 30 minutes - and when he saw the finished tattoo he started to cry. It was his daughter's tattoo, one he took her to get. She had died a couple of weeks before in an auto accident, and he wanted to get her tattoo as a memorial. When he tried to explain beforehand, he kept getting choked up and got defensive automatically (as guys often do). Reply 856 Add a comment > Tattoo wholesomeness.

Tattoo wholesomeness.

Being Alone, Android, and Disney: Macaulay Culkin @Incredible Culk I have a big problem with this petitio... I'm actually 39 years old. Lawrence Ward @LawrWard 3d Disney are remaking Home Alone. This is a petition for them to re-cast 38 year old Macauley Culkin as 9 year old Kevin McCallister and have nobody in the film acknowledge it. Show this thread 1:11.07 Sep 19 Twitter for Android 12.3K Retweets 112K Likes Macaulay Culkin@Incredibl... 17h Also, you spelled my name wrong... Otherwise I'm 100% behind this idea. L578 163 14.6K Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin

Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin

Head, Love, and Target: CX infernallegaycy: hiranyaksha: The moon comes down from the sky and falls in love with a woman [id: an illustration of two fat, dark-skinned middle eastern women. one, a humanization of the moon, wears a yellow niqab with two additional cloaks, one the same yellow and decorated with moon cycles and the other dark blue and decorated with stars. the other woman has black hair in a very long braid adorned with gold and is wearing a deep blue outfit with gold and brighter blue details, including swirling patterns. the two are sitting together, the woman kneeling toward the moon. the other woman is leaning up to kiss the moon through her face covering as they hold onto each other. the night sky is dark and overlaid with branches behind them. white flowers scatter the ground around them. a star and crescent symbol sits behind the moon’s head. /end id.]

infernallegaycy: hiranyaksha: The moon comes down from the sky and falls in love with a woman [id: an illustration of two fat, dark-skinne...

MeIRL, Criminal, and Cop: When a cop is behind you and you've literally done nothing illegal but you still feel like a criminal meirl

meirl

Dank, Memes, and Target: When a cop is behind you and you've literally done nothing illegal but you still feel like a criminal meirl by RickySebs MORE MEMES

meirl by RickySebs MORE MEMES

Heaven, Hell, and Her: Heaven in Her eyes, Hell behind Mine d.j

Definitely, Jealous, and Target: geagaplybosket goograthy bosket 1 Was abandohed, Kumojirov Actie Won't come back. Alfred He only has eyes to who got toall os a tree ahd managed to earh the World's AHention. And Alfced's Veeecy imPOCtant to him. So much that he becume the cehtec of his map. geogrothy bosket But You Khow whet? Jon't core. asthey re able to (ecaknowledge my existence agoh e ve cything wi be As long fine Besides, 1got you by my 5de. geograthy besket You? Who nce geographybasket: Little Canada doods. Probly set sometime after Al grew up fast and before his entrance into the rebellious phase.I’ve always wondered: what if behind that polite well-mannered child there was a bottled angst boy who got somewhat jealous of his brother who now got successful and tall while he was stuck in childhood? I don’t know, maybe it’s not true, but to me, it would be interesting to explore this side.And the comic is definitely not true at all, i just wanted to draw young Matthew being overdramatic.

geographybasket: Little Canada doods. Probly set sometime after Al grew up fast and before his entrance into the rebellious phase.I’ve alwa...

Future, Regret, and Mistakes: "Well, we all make mistakes, dear, so just put it behind you. We should regret our mistakes and learn from them, but never carry them forward into the future with us." L.M. Montgomery

Apparently, Email, and Can: Rename 'Communion Wafers' to 'Jeez-Its' 79,379 have signed. Let's get to 150,000 Matthew signed 2 minutes sgo Mark signod 2 minutes ago First name Last nome Email finally a petition I can get behind duskodair at least 2 of the disciples are behind it too apparently 58,038 notes ifynny.co

Beer, Tumblr, and Uber: Becks @BecksWelker Going out in NYC: .bar is behind a hidden door in a noodle shop drinks are $12 .everyone orders an Uber even though the train is across the street Going out in the Midwest: .bar shares a plaza with Home Depot .drinks are $3.27 .Ron is DD so he switches to light beer I did not have sexual relations with that woman Uber Humor failnation: NYC vs the Mid West

failnation: NYC vs the Mid West

Fuck You, Parents, and Bible: gaycactus people who use baby naming websites: -expecting parents - trans people changing their names - writers - that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that "behind the name dot com says its biblical in origin so fuck you" zacchaeus??

zacchaeus??

Devil, Flight, and Mean: someone literally died on my flight today so we made an emergency landing and everyone missed there connections. The guy behind me was complaining saying "how is it an emergency if they're already dead" and l'd just like to say that you sir, are the devil. WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT I mean he ain’t wrong..

I mean he ain’t wrong..

Sports, Bowling, and Wii: Me: Throws the bowling ball backwards in Wii Sports The Miis behind me Strike!

Strike!

Hello, Couch, and Him: picaso i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this what do i do picaso fleurkin let him in!! kidsalty he is here he is here... Hello, Goose Friend

Hello, Goose Friend

Meme, Penguins, and Smile: Voure gay Behind almost every shitty meme is a person that tried to make you smile (look at bottom left) Now look at penguins beak. Smile!

Smile!

Amazon, America, and Driving: Jason Hickel @jasonhickel This story is a real bombshell. Reporter Ryan Grim reveals that one of the biggest culprits of Amazon destruction is a US company, Blackstone, whose CEO is close friends with Trump and bankrolls the US Senate leader Republican Mitch McConnell A Top Financier of Trump and McConnell Is a Driving Force Behind Amazo... Steve Schwarzman is the CEO of the Blackstone Group, which partially owns a Brazilian firm that is helping transform the Amazon from jungle to ... theintercept.com 3:27 AM Aug 28, 2019 Twitter Web App 6.5K Likes 6K Retweets spaceconveyor: feelingbluepolitics: feelingbluepolitics: catbirdseat4u: ➣ Go HERE for the dirt — There’s plenty. Highest recommendation. https://theintercept.com/2019/08/27/amazon-rainforest-fire-blackstone/ “The companies have wrested control of land, deforested it, and helped build a controversial highway to their new terminal in the one-time jungle, all to facilitate the cultivation and export of grain and soybeans.” “Schwarzman, a founder of Blackstone, owns roughly a fifth of the company, making him one of the world’s richest men. In 2018, he was paid at least $568 million, which was, in fact, a drop from the $786 million he made the year before. He has been generous toward McConnell and [t]rump with that wealth. In 2016, he gave $2.5 million to the Senate Leadership Fund, McConnell’s Super PAC and put Jim Breyer, McConnell’s billionaire brother-in-law, on the board of Blackstone. Two years later, Schwarzman kicked in $8 million to McConnell’s Super PAC. “Blackstone employees have given well over $10 million to McConnell and his Super PAC over the years, making them the biggest source of direct financing over McConnell’s career. McConnell’s Senate campaign declined to comment. “Schwarzman is a close friend and adviser to [t]rump, and served as the chair of his Strategic and Policy Forum until it fell apart in the wake of the Charlottesville neo-Nazi rally, in which [t]rump famously praised 'very fine people, on both sides.’ In December 2017, as the final details of the GOP tax cut were being ironed out, Schwarzman hosted a $100,000-a-plate fundraiser for [t]rump. Some of [trump’s] dinner companions complained about the tax bill, and days later, [t]rump slashed the top percentage rate in the final package from 39.6 to 37. …"Bolsonaro has plans to pave significantly more roads in the Amazon that have otherwise been impassable much of the year, a project made feasible by international financing. …"Of course, Hidrovias is also involved in paving B.R.-163 and other development projects in the region. Those projects, such as the paving of the highway, have additional indirect — though entirely predictable — consequences, as they spur side roads that make previously difficult-to-reach areas of the Amazon accessible for mining, logging, or further deforestation. …"A Blackstone spokesperson noted that the fund only owns 9.3 percent* of Hidrovias. But that ignores the 55.8 percent of Hidrovias that is owned by Pátria Investimentos. On Hidrovias’s website, Pátria is described as a company ‘in partnership with Blackstone,’ and it is known in the financial industry to be a Blackstone company.” *Pay no attention to claimed percentages of ownership. What goes on behind ownership curtains is fluidly incestuous. For example, from April 2019: Blackstone Transfers 35% Stake in Brazil’s Alphaville Urbanismo to Pátria (em português) “Blackstone transferred its 35% stake in Brazilian real estate developer Alphaville Urbanismo to its partner Pátria Investimentos. Blackstone and Pátria originally invested R$1.4b in June 2013 for a 70% stake in the company. The two firms formed a partnership in 2010 and Blackstone retains a 40% stake in Pátria.” —– Keep in mind, It’s not like this graft flows directly, or just one way. Trump USDA is paying millions to a shady Brazilian meatpacking company under DOJ, SEC investigation Brazil Subsidiary Hoovers Up $62 Million In Trump Trade War Aid Intended For Farmers Every American farmer who has lost their Chinese market for soybeans – all of them – should be wondering how it was that trump “woke up” one morning with his idea of a trade war with China. Had his close friend Schwartzman told trump the Brazilian road and terminal were ready? There is no question that the Amazon rainforest is burning right now to open new farm land in order to meet China’s soybean market. I wanted Blackstone to get fucked prior to this, now…now I want them to SUFFER.

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Devil, Flight, and Today: someone literally died on my flight today so we made an emergency landing and everyone missed there connections. The guy behind me was complaining saying "how is it an emergency if they're already dead" and l'd just like to say that you sir, are the devil. WHY ARE You BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT Sometimes the truth hurts

Sometimes the truth hurts

Summer, Math, and Schedule: Nobody: Math Teachers at the first day after summer: WE ARE ALREADY BEHIND SCHEDULE

$Summer, Math, and Schedule: Nobody: Math Teachers at the first day after summer: WE ARE ALREADY BEHIND SCHEDULE$

Irl, Me IRL, and Nice: Thats a nice ham you got there. Would be a shame if someone put an 's' infront of it and an 'e' behind it Me irl

Me irl

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: G.ARAFT19 gracekraft: Made a new ship last night for your consideration. They’ve both been left behind by Pink and can grow and heal together.

gracekraft: Made a new ship last night for your consideration. They’ve both been left behind by Pink and can grow and heal together.

Fuck You, Parents, and Bible: gaycactus people who use baby naming websites: -expecting parents - trans people changing their names - writers - that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that "behind the name dot com says its biblical in origin so fuck you" zacchaeus??

zacchaeus??

Meme, Memes, and Bold: Realizing that behind every meme with at least 67 upvotes is one bold person who had to make the number not be 66 anymore I don't like it. don't agree with it. But I accept it. same goes again for memes with 70 or more

same goes again for memes with 70 or more

Being Alone, God, and Never: God never sends you into a situation alone. He goes before you, stands beside you, and walks behind you Walk in victory.

Cute, Family, and Memes: AlexAverager/memes 1h I was about 6 years old as we made a family trip to Turkey (I'm Finnish myself) and we had an adorable puppy living downstairs of our apartment. Me and my 9-year-old sister really wanted to go outside and play with the puppy, but my sister didn't know how to ask a permission from its owner. I, as a self-confident little fella stepped up and announced that I know just enough English to get the job done. My sister rang the doorbell and stepped behind me as a pretty lady in her 20's opened the door and just stared us unknowingly what to do. I stared her dead in the eye and said "DOG EXIT". She burst out laughing and knew exactly what I meant as she went to get her dog to play with us. I've never been as proud of myself as back then. Hey, as long as it works. 19 Reply This is way too cute

This is way too cute

Horny, Instagram, and Blue: Instagram. 8:47 PM ra YOU MATCHED WITH ON 30/08/19. Roses are red, violets are fine, can I be the 6 and you be the 9? Today 8:34 PM Roses are red, violets are blue, And I don't mind doing you Roses are red, violets are horny, let's do this weekend? Roses are red, violets are fine I would do this weekend if that'd rhymed. Roses are red, violets are fine, do me a favor and let me hit it from behind!

Roses are red, violets are fine, do me a favor and let me hit it from behind!

Yeah, Prison, and Time: YEAH, I'VE SPENT IT WAS A PRISON SOME TIME OF THE MIND. BEHIND BARS. YOU'VE NEVER LEFT THIS ROCK YOU DON'T HAVE A NERVOUS SYSTEM PRISON DOES THAT TO A MAN. Cfistfulofzebras FISTFUL OF ZEBRAS Hard Time

Hard Time

Teacher, Schedule, and Time: When class time is over but the teacher keeps on teaching. Thomas had never seen such bullshit before We are already behind schedule.

We are already behind schedule.

Driving, Time, and German: Me: *on a german highway driving at 190kmph for the first time* German driver behind me: move!! honkz

honkz

Anime, Google, and Nas: officialdreadwolf my favourite part of Orwell's writing is when he described anime glasses flashing in 1945 lyriumbrownies ic nas a curious reeling that one is not watching a live human being but some kind of dummy: a feeling which suddenly becomes stronger at moments when the light catches the speaker's spectacles and turns them into blank discs which seem to have no eyes behind them. And this is not al- aathar fanriful A speaker who uses that kind of phraseologs Google anine giass fa g

Work, Legacy, and Women: our work should equip the next generation of women to outdo us in every field this is the legacy we'll leave behind progress-rupi kaur

Girls, School, and I Won: hell I won John Wayne drawl. "Oh, that fair," she complained. "You give everybody else clues." I seems to . Last year er could speech in -a talk in e being eron will in natch the w former ke at the WAR OF WORDS Today marks the 35th anniversary of the death of Sir Douglas Bader and I couldn't let it pass without this story about the RAF hero. He was giving a talk at an upmarket girl's school about his time as a pilot in the Second World War. "So there were two of the fe*ers behind me, three f***ers to my right, another ft*er on the left," he told the audience. The headmistress went pale and interjected: "Ladies, the Fokker was a German aircraft." Sir Douglas replied: "That may be, madam, but these f*el*ers were in Messerschmitts." st GRANT TUCKER Interesting tale of WWII

Interesting tale of WWII

Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in Walmart and I was eating a tube of Pringles and I ate them while my mom paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my Pringles so I walked to the door and an alarm went off and I just started running because I got scared and then my mom couldn't find me because I was hiding behind the newspaper things and the Walmart people called the police because I was missing and when I heard them show up I thought I was a criminal so I left my mom a note on the newspaper that said I went to Mexico to start a new life and not to come looking for me and then I took off running with my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour and then the cops saw me walking down the road so they pulled over so I started running again and then they were using the like car intercom thing and they told me to stop running so when I didI thought they were gonna put me in handcuffs and take me to jail so I was crying and I slapped the officer in the stomach and tried to run again but he just held me back and when he asked me what happened to me and I told him he started crying he was laughing so hard. And he just gave my mom two dollars for the Pringles and he was still laughing when he left. And that's the time I was a wanted criminal. epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

Community, Family, and God: LGBT YOU ARE 10 PORTS CEN IM SORLY GHRISTIANS IUSED TO BE A DE DANING JTESUS DIDNT HOMOPHOBE SORRY! TURN PEOPLE AWAY GoD LOVES yoU SO DO WE SHUNNED YOU HAVE bahghar NEITHER DO WE NSCR RRY MSPRY TM SORR We're here to apologize for the ways that we as Christians have harmed the LGBT community FM SORRY I have looked down on you instead of honoring your humanity. for hiding behind religion when really I was just scared. .for not listening 've looked at you as a sex Act instead of a child of God. LI've rejected and hurt your family.for judging you in the name of family values' 10TV WBNS 2 MIN READ Christians surprise Pride parade marchers with signs apologizing for anti-LGBTQ views Wholesome Christians

Wholesome Christians

Teacher, Work, and Computer: When you supposed to be doing work on the computer but you playing a game and the teacher sneak up behind you and say "Go ahead and log off for me" optimistic teenager I wanted to share this with y’all

I wanted to share this with y’all

Taken, Hospital, and House: After a woman was taken to the hospital with hypoglycemia (low blood sugar), two policemen stayed behind to prepare dinner for the five kids who were still in the house. Afterwards, they also did the dishes. (Eindhoven, Netherlands) This is how it should be done

This is how it should be done

Bad, Love, and Meme: Behind every meme with bad editing there is someone trying to make you smile Made with love awesomacious: Just remember…

awesomacious: Just remember…

Donkey, Fake, and Nintendo: kinda worried that nintendo is trying to warn us something Pokémon GO MARIO RUN catwithbenefits Animal Crossing GET OUT artemuscain-gamingandbs Legend of Zelda GET A FAKE IDENTITY werewolfviking Donkey Kong IT'S BEHIND YOU .

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Meme, Smile, and Gay: Noure gay Behind almost every shitty meme is a person that tried to make you smile (look at bottom left) Now look at ave a mc enguins beak .

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Fuck You, Love, and Fuck: In tonight's episode of things that are not ok, I found out that a company produces M1 Garands chambered in 458 Winchester Magnum... Because fuck you, fuck your cover, fuck the six guys behind you, and fuck my shoulder. Love the ping sound

Love the ping sound

Finish Line, John Wick, and Happy: MARATHON 42.195k F40-41810 ARATHON 42.195K F40-41810 While competing in a marathon in Thailand, runner Khemjira Klongsanun found an abandoned puppy on the side of the road and rather than leaving it behind, she carried it for the next 19-miles, crossing the finish line with the pup in her arms. She adopted it afterwards *Happy John Wick noises*]

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