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Better Look: In case you didn't know (as I just found out today): You can play Breath of the Wild on your PC, 60 fps, 4k resolution, with amazing shader enhancements to give it a better look!
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Better Look: Omg apple is way better look at my cracked screen when all I did was drop it from 2 feet!
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Better Look: Finally got to upgrade from my cyberpower. Nothing too crazy but it's my first build and I'm proud. (Removed glass for better look inside)
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Finally got to upgrade from my cyberpower. Nothing too crazy but it's my first build and I'm proud. (Removed glass for better look inside)

Better Look: You better look so much after I here shop?
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Better Look: gaymerlvl-pharmercy: birbiebabies: chamfrons-checques-n-champignons: betheothergirl: solitarelee: 221cbakerstreet: spookyrawr: rassoey: avianawareness: aph-romania: reallymisscoffee: dansknapp: stultiloquentia: doctormemelordmd: fangirling-so-hard-rn: Crows are scaryThey use tools Can be taught to speak (like parrots) Have huge brains for birds like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things they are scary smart at solving puzzles some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies they can remember faces SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES. They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns. Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q)  Yeah but have you seen this  A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free. Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree. Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before. That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.  Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.  That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick. Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring. that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful. Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.  this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.  i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance. a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth. i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son. Best birbs !! your son is Beautiful and Strong every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way. As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater.  !!!! I don’t think I’ll ever not reblog this. This posts makes me cry and smile at the same time. He’s so handsome!! I would trust a crow with my life
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Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 


A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.
Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.
That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 
Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 
That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.
Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 
i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.
a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.
i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

Best birbs !!


your son is Beautiful and Strong

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.
As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater. 

!!!!


I don’t think I’ll ever not reblog this. This posts makes me cry and smile at the same time.


He’s so handsome!!



I would trust a crow with my life

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I saw this pine squirrel while hiking today. He sat and looked at me for a few minutes before screaming and chipping and running off! I j...

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Better Look: Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:08 No. 595594484 >my eyes were fixed on ella >ella looks at me >she leans in with a funny smile on her face >her youthful breasts come closer to my face than ever before 'you are staring anon!"- she says calmly while giggling >my face turns into a mexican tomato plantation >she walks by me towards the ocean >looks back with a smile warmer than midday sun 'you coming? -and runs into the luke warm water while bouncing her perfect fanny 'i im in a minute, yeah >i wasnt about to display the biggest tent of my life in front of everyone >she voices a snappy laugh and starts backstroking away from the beach >i sit there and start reciting the multiplication table >as if i was with nicole in bed, trying to delay the inevitable >moments later i join her >"um.. sorry about before" - i apologize sheepishly "hahal dont worry about it, you should have seen pete's face when he first saw me in my underwear" >mfw ellainsexyunderwear.jpg >and we're back to where we started. good thing my tent is noW underwater >i try to speak but all im doing is keeping my mouth open without saying anything >ella is laughing hysterically >"are your serious anon?" 's-s-serious how?" are you seriously thinking of me in my underwear right now?" it. it comes and goes" - WHAT THE FUCK AMI SAYING ella laughs and splashes water to my face "come on underwear boy! swim!" she starts swimming i have nothing else to do but follow her >few moments later she stops swimming and turns to me hey.. did you call nicole? you guys talking, yes?" BUZZ KILL >'yeah. why?" good you keep doing that. than you can imagine me in my underwear all you want >she chuckles like a prankster and starts swimming back my mouth was like a keyboard with coffee spilled all over it >i followed her back to the beach Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:33 No. 595594547 >i spent the rest of the day thinking about nicole >thinking about pete >and thinking about ella >i really didnt have to think about ella, since she was suntanning her gorgeous body next to me >before everybody went home >ella asked me if i wanted to hang out with her next weekend i accepted, naturally >after i went home, my dad called >told me to get ready for a trip wut? >yeah... apparently, i was supposed to go to hong kong turns out, my dad is more connected than i previously believed >i had just a week left to spend in LA >then it was time for hong kong after i spoke to my dad, pete called >his voice was all fucked up >told me that ella broke up with her a week ago >i switched to bro mode and started calling ella a bitch and whatnot "dude.. stop.-he said calmly "she was right. this wasnt going anywhere..." how. what?" "look anon, i have nothing that i can offer to her"- pete started explaining he told me how ella was smarter than him and how it wasnt about sex or being an alpha and all that shit >basically like everything else about her, ella was not exactly your usual sorority girl she was in her own alpha-omega-fuckyou club >and pete had nothing more than 4 months worth of fashion class and a few dirty jokes to show for an admission "anyways... thought you should know man. take care"-and he hung up i was terrified when i realized my first thought was "now what doi do with nicole?" >and my next, what the fuck am i supposed to do in hong kong??? Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:52 No. 595594587 Replies: >595601482 595621427 next week, i decided to ask ella about what happened before we went to the museum we meet >kiss&hug >"sup anon!"-shes cheerful as usual sup ella... so pete called me >her head becomes apologetically heavy 'sorry for not telling you anon, didnt want you to think less of me before speaking to pete first why? ella looks at me, feeling stuck between her friendship with me and my friendship with pete wasnt working ano.. things dont always work out. what did pete say about me?" 'only good things" "what did you tell him?" "me? i was just. trying to be a bro i guess ella pouts "sorry for putting you in that situation" >this is the first time ive seen ella unable to drive the conversation >she looks way too submissive >i feel bad >'hey look... its ok, its not my place to say anything" - i try to comfort her ella looks at me, almost waiting for my approval >then i say >"lets move on, shall we? besides, we have a date"- WUUUUT ella blushes >i realize what ive just said and how it might be so easily misunderstood "ok we get inside the natural history museum and start wandering around aimlessly without talking >couldn't tell her that i was leaving for hong kong 2 days from now >both our minds are elsewhere we get to the prehistorics section >see the dinosaur skeletons she doesnt push it and saves me from my own demise and no, they DONT WALK then we get to the early humans or some other stuff i dunno i dont remember why but we stopped in front of this neanderthal skull on display we just look at it Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:11 No. 595594628 >kinda reminds me of something 'you know.. this looks somewhat familiar.- i say without looking at ella >ella doesnt say anything at first, but then >"BWAHAHAНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА" >she loudly cracks an evil laughter in the middle of the fucking hall >she looks at me with a funny evil face with a crackled, badly impersonated manly voice 'i am a powerful demonic force! i am the harbinger of your doom! let me hear you scream in terror!" >X i remember X im melting right now >she gives me a warm smile and starts laughing >i remember why that skull looks so familiar >SHES FUCKING DOING MURRAY FROM FUCKING MONKEY ISLAND 3 >mylifeiscomplete.jpeg >everyone is looking at us like wtf is wrong with these people >i get so excited my hands start shaking oh.. i think i did it a bit too loud" -she whispers as she keeps chuckling >'you.. you played mi3?"-i ask her stammering oh i love it anon!"- she grins 'i figured you would remember murray, you being the adventure gamer and all >i have nothing to say >at that moment, ella stopped being a crush i could hardly admit to >and turned into my lifes goal i have no idea what to do with we started talking about monkey island >then full throttle >indiana jones and the fate of atlantis >all lucas arts games old we were cracking jokes >impersonating key characters >acting out funny moments >it got to the point of singing theme songs thats when we realized we are sitting next to a prehistoric animal >in the middle of the museum school adventures >talking about weird games and such like nerds >security is giving us funny looks we laughed about it and decided to leave Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:31 No. 595594672 >it was getting late, sun was about to set "hey anon, come home with me. have dinner with us again!"-ella grabbed my arm and asked me cheerfully "id love that!" >and we went to her house once more >her parents gladly welcomed me to their home >jake was in a summer camp or some such during dinner, all we could talk about was games >and anime, comics, the whole nerd nine yards >her mom and dad were giving each other smirky looks i didnt care >i was losing my mind >ella... the perfect girl.. >ella invited me to her room >and that was the first time ive seen ella's room >anime posters on the walls cute bed sheets with girly flowers and stuff A WHOLE FUCKING BOOKCASE FULL OF VIDYA >her neatly folded clothes everywhere a full repertoire of fashion pete studied to understand for a whole semester >a cute and girly elegance and a hardcore and tomboyish geekdom >the best of both worlds, if there was ever such a thing im at a loss for words" - i declare with my mouth wide open >ella chuckles and playfully punches my shoulder 'shut up.. what were you expecting? wall-to-wall posters of some boyband?" >"hahah. no, i.. i love it.." -i look around with a huge grin on my face "good now im going to beat your ass in mario kart again. sit down" >as she forcibly seats me on the floor and in front of a small tv >huge amounts of cute hearts gush out of all of my bodily orifices ella goes over to jake's room and brings the n64 >and we start playing >this is heaven.. Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:53 No. 595594731 >she kicks my ass in mario kart again we switch to SF she kicks my ass yet again next we try split screen 007 and guess what. she kicks my ass again >she fires up the PS and starts showing me MGS ive never played MGS until then, yeah dont judge ok? she starts telling me about the story, going crazy excited >shows me the controls and starts watching as i fumble around >laughs at my stupidity and ineptness every now and then i play and play, lose myself, immerse myself in the excellence of MGS >then i pause the >and realize that she has fallen asleep with her head on my shoulder her sweet vanilla and berry scent filling my lungs once more >she looks peaceful and happy >i quit the game and put down the controller i gently embrace her exquisite body >putting my arms behind her back and under her beautiful legs >the thin veneer of her skirt rolls back, revealing her thighs i carefully carry her to bed >tuck her in game just look at her and appreciate her unbelievable beauty for a moment >its 3 am, her parents must already be asleep >i dont have any way of returning home i tum off the tv and the lights grab a pack of neatly folded tshirts and use them as a makeshift pillow >and curl up on the floor >its hard to fall asleep, the floor is too uncomfy >i hear shuffling behind me >i figure she must be turning around in her sleep >then i feel her hand on my back >then over my shoulder >and she rests it on my chest, pulling a thin sheet of blanket over both of us her small feet play around and curl up next to mine as she spoons me >i grab her cold hand and press it firmly against my chest she mumbles and plants her face to the back of my neck >and i fall asleep, madly in love Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:11 No. 595594765 >next morning when i woke up, she was still sleeping during the night, we ended up facing each other when i opened my eyes, i found myself looking at her angelic face >her hair was all over me >her hand was still holding on to my shirt >like the time it was back on the plane i could feel her breath on my lips i wanted to stay there >more than anything, i wanted to lay next to her forever >and i wanted to kiss her so much >but all i could think of was nicole's face >i carefully reached for my phone in my pocket >nicole left me a text "hey you! wanted to surprise you before you go to hong kong, im in LAI call me when you wake up! i love you >OHSHIT gif >i go pale my mouth dries up my heart starts beating to a fight or flight moment i gently put ella's hand down >and back off without waking her up i grab my things and exit the house without anyone noticing i call nicole >she tells me to meet her on venice beach grab a bite to eat on the way >coffee to wake up >the moment i see her i realize the mistake ive made >my hair is all messed up >im still wearing yesterdays clothes >i didnt even brush my teeth and my entire body smells like ella's perfume nevergofullretard.avi >its too late >she sees me and starts running towards me >and jumps to my arms Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:36 No. 595594824 >she digs her lips into my mouth >holds me tightly >starts kissing me furiously >then she slows down and then completely stops her hands and arms lose their grasp on me >slowly pulls away >she gently pushes me back to take a better look at me >she sees the >her pupils dilate she starts turning red >her eyes fill with fury and anger like nothing ive seen before >her right hand pulls back and flies into my face >it lands perfectly my ears start ringing my vision is blurred she doesnt talk >i dont have anything to say for myself >i just stay there, with half of my face completely numb Sunable to face her, unable to look her in the eyes >she slowly turns around and starts walking >looks back you coming?"- she looks at me with tear filled mad eyes i obey and start following her we sit on a bench overlooking venice beach we sit there for a few minutes before she finally asks "did you sleep with her?"- she doesnt look at me no did you kiss her?" guilt and fear on my face >she stops for a moment i realize whats coming.. and its too late >she turns to me with a face full of tears of anger 'you.. youre in love with her????" >i cant say anything. i just sit there, my head as low as it can go >"for how FUCKING long, anon?"-her voice trembles "how long?.- she asks again, barely audible Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:55 No. 595594871 'i dont know" >she hesitates for a moment and then starts talking again >'i should have known... for the past month, you were all ella could talk about anon" >i couldnt believe what i was hearing >i wake up to the shock of this revelation >"she talked to you about me?"-i ask her, with a skeptical and messed up face 'yeah.- she opens her eyes wide, sarcastically >"can you believe that? you became her number one friend" "her confidant" "her bff" - she violently fingerquotes her snappish remark >i dont have anything to say to nicole >and i cant be angry at her for getting close to you, anon... >she stopped "but you..-she gets close to my face and puts her index finger sharply to my chest >'you should have known better" -tapping my chest with her finger .. >"answer me anon" - she whispers 'ANSWER MEI" >"WHAT??"-i turn to her >she jumped back with a surprise >this was the first time she has seen me scream at anyone, let alone her what do you want me to say nicole? thati love her? that i care for her? that no matter how i feel about you, i cant control how i also feel about her? that even when you and i were just friends and ella was with pete, i couldnt help but feel a strong desire for her?" nicole didnt talk she just stood there and watched me talk with a heartbroken face 'what do you want me to say nicole?" "what do you want me to say? that the first thing i felt was relief when pete told me that she broke up with him? ok..-she whispered and stared into the distance we continued to talk getting angry at each other at times >but it was more upsetting than vexing >after an hour of furious argument >we were tired >even when pissed off, nicole didnt hold back her love for me >she got close to me and put her head on my shoulder and we started watching the sunset
Better Look: Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:08 No. 595594484
 >my eyes were fixed on ella
 >ella looks at me
 >she leans in with a funny smile on her face
 >her youthful breasts come closer to my face than ever before
 'you are staring anon!"- she says calmly while giggling
 >my face turns into a mexican tomato plantation
 >she walks by me towards the ocean
 >looks back with a smile warmer than midday sun
 'you coming? -and runs into the luke warm water while bouncing her perfect fanny
 'i im in a minute, yeah
 >i wasnt about to display the biggest tent of my life in front of everyone
 >she voices a snappy laugh and starts backstroking away from the beach
 >i sit there and start reciting the multiplication table
 >as if i was with nicole in bed, trying to delay the inevitable
 >moments later i join her
 >"um.. sorry about before" - i apologize sheepishly
 "hahal dont worry about it, you should have seen pete's face when he first saw me in my underwear"
 >mfw ellainsexyunderwear.jpg
 >and we're back to where we started. good thing my tent is noW underwater
 >i try to speak but all im doing is keeping my mouth open without saying anything
 >ella is laughing hysterically
 >"are your serious anon?"
 's-s-serious how?"
 are you seriously thinking of me in my underwear right now?"
 it. it comes and goes" - WHAT THE FUCK AMI SAYING
 ella laughs and splashes water to my face
 "come on underwear boy! swim!"
 she starts swimming
 i have nothing else to do but follow her
 >few moments later she stops swimming and turns to me
 hey.. did you call nicole? you guys talking, yes?"
 BUZZ KILL
 >'yeah. why?"
 good you keep doing that. than you can imagine me in my underwear all you want
 >she chuckles like a prankster and starts swimming back
 my mouth was like a keyboard with coffee spilled all over it
 >i followed her back to the beach
 Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:33 No. 595594547
 >i spent the rest of the day thinking about nicole
 >thinking about pete
 >and thinking about ella
 >i really didnt have to think about ella, since she was suntanning her gorgeous body next to me
 >before everybody went home
 >ella asked me if i wanted to hang out with her next weekend
 i accepted, naturally
 >after i went home, my dad called
 >told me to get ready for a trip
 wut?
 >yeah... apparently, i was supposed to go to hong kong
 turns out, my dad is more connected than i previously believed
 >i had just a week left to spend in LA
 >then it was time for hong kong
 after i spoke to my dad, pete called
 >his voice was all fucked up
 >told me that ella broke up with her a week ago
 >i switched to bro mode and started calling ella a bitch and whatnot
 "dude.. stop.-he said calmly
 "she was right. this wasnt going anywhere..."
 how. what?"
 "look anon, i have nothing that i can offer to her"- pete started explaining
 he told me how ella was smarter than him and how it wasnt about sex or being an alpha and all that shit
 >basically like everything else about her, ella was not exactly your usual sorority girl
 she was in her own alpha-omega-fuckyou club
 >and pete had nothing more than 4 months worth of fashion class and a few dirty jokes to show for an
 admission
 "anyways... thought you should know man. take care"-and he hung up
 i was terrified when i realized my first thought was
 "now what doi do with nicole?"
 >and my next,
 what the fuck am i supposed to do in hong kong???
 Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:33:52 No. 595594587 Replies: >595601482 595621427
 next week, i decided to ask ella about what happened before we went to the museum
 we meet
 >kiss&hug
 >"sup anon!"-shes cheerful as usual
 sup ella... so pete called me
 >her head becomes apologetically heavy
 'sorry for not telling you anon, didnt want you to think less of me before speaking to pete first
 why?
 ella looks at me, feeling stuck between her friendship with me and my friendship with pete
 wasnt working ano.. things dont always work out. what did pete say about me?"
 'only good things"
 "what did you tell him?"
 "me? i was just. trying to be a bro i guess
 ella
 pouts
 "sorry for putting you in that situation"
 >this is the first time ive seen ella unable to drive the conversation
 >she looks way too submissive
 >i feel bad
 >'hey look... its ok, its not my place to say anything" - i try to comfort her
 ella looks at me, almost waiting for my approval
 >then i say
 >"lets move on, shall we? besides, we have a date"- WUUUUT
 ella blushes
 >i realize what ive just said and how it might be so easily misunderstood
 "ok
 we get inside the natural history museum and start wandering around aimlessly
 without talking
 >couldn't tell her that i was leaving for hong kong 2 days from now
 >both our minds are elsewhere
 we get to the prehistorics section
 >see the dinosaur skeletons
 she doesnt push it and saves me from my own demise
 and no, they DONT WALK
 then we get to the early humans or some other stuff i dunno
 i dont remember why but we stopped in front of this neanderthal skull on display
 we just look at it
 Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:11 No. 595594628
 >kinda reminds me of something
 'you know.. this looks somewhat familiar.- i say without looking at ella
 >ella doesnt say anything at first, but then
 >"BWAHAHAНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА"
 >she loudly cracks an evil laughter in the middle of the fucking hall
 >she looks at me with a funny evil face
 with a crackled, badly impersonated manly voice
 'i am a powerful demonic force! i am the harbinger of your doom! let me hear you scream in terror!"
 >X
 i remember
 X im melting right now
 >she gives me a warm smile and starts laughing
 >i remember why that skull looks so familiar
 >SHES FUCKING DOING MURRAY FROM FUCKING MONKEY ISLAND 3
 >mylifeiscomplete.jpeg
 >everyone is looking at us like wtf is wrong with these people
 >i get so excited my hands start shaking
 oh.. i think i did it a bit too loud" -she whispers as she keeps chuckling
 >'you.. you played mi3?"-i ask her stammering
 oh i love it anon!"- she grins
 'i figured you would remember murray, you being the adventure gamer and all
 >i have nothing to say
 >at that moment, ella stopped being a crush i could hardly admit to
 >and turned into my lifes goal i have no idea what to do with
 we started talking about monkey island
 >then full throttle
 >indiana jones and the fate of atlantis
 >all lucas arts games
 old
 we were cracking jokes
 >impersonating key characters
 >acting out funny moments
 >it got to the point of singing theme songs
 thats when we realized we are sitting next to a prehistoric animal
 >in the middle of the museum
 school adventures
 >talking about weird games and such like nerds
 >security is giving us funny looks
 we laughed about it and decided to leave
 Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:31 No. 595594672
 >it was getting late, sun was about to set
 "hey anon, come home with me. have dinner with us again!"-ella grabbed my arm and asked me cheerfully
 "id love that!"
 >and we went to her house once more
 >her parents gladly welcomed me to their home
 >jake was in a summer camp or some such
 during dinner, all we could talk about was games
 >and anime, comics, the whole nerd nine yards
 >her mom and dad were giving each other smirky looks
 i didnt care
 >i was losing my mind
 >ella... the perfect girl..
 >ella invited me to her room
 >and that was the first time ive seen ella's room
 >anime posters on the walls
 cute bed sheets with girly flowers and stuff
 A WHOLE FUCKING BOOKCASE FULL OF VIDYA
 >her neatly folded clothes everywhere
 a full repertoire of fashion pete studied to understand for a whole semester
 >a cute and girly elegance
 and a hardcore and tomboyish geekdom
 >the best of both worlds, if there was ever such a thing
 im at a loss for words" - i declare with my mouth wide open
 >ella chuckles and playfully punches my shoulder
 'shut up.. what were you expecting? wall-to-wall posters of some boyband?"
 >"hahah. no, i.. i love it.." -i look around with a huge grin on my face
 "good now im going to beat your ass in mario kart again. sit down"
 >as she forcibly seats me on the floor and in front of a small tv
 >huge amounts of cute hearts gush out of all of my bodily orifices
 ella goes over to jake's room and brings the n64
 >and we start playing
 >this is heaven..
 Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:34:53 No. 595594731
 >she kicks my ass in mario kart again
 we switch to SF
 she kicks my ass yet again
 next we try split screen 007
 and guess what. she kicks my ass again
 >she fires up the PS and starts showing me MGS
 ive never played MGS until then, yeah dont judge ok?
 she starts telling me about the story, going crazy excited
 >shows me the controls and starts watching as i fumble around
 >laughs at my stupidity and ineptness every now and then
 i play and play, lose myself, immerse myself in the excellence of MGS
 >then i pause the
 >and realize that she has fallen asleep with her head on my shoulder
 her sweet vanilla and berry scent filling my lungs once more
 >she looks peaceful and happy
 >i quit the game and put down the controller
 i gently embrace her exquisite body
 >putting my arms behind her back and under her beautiful legs
 >the thin veneer of her skirt rolls back, revealing her thighs
 i carefully carry her to bed
 >tuck her in
 game
 just look at her and appreciate her unbelievable beauty for a moment
 >its 3 am, her parents must already be asleep
 >i dont have any way of returning home
 i tum off the tv and the lights
 grab a pack of neatly folded tshirts and use them as a makeshift pillow
 >and curl up on the floor
 >its hard to fall asleep, the floor is too uncomfy
 >i hear shuffling behind me
 >i figure she must be turning around in her sleep
 >then i feel her hand on my back
 >then over my shoulder
 >and she rests it on my chest, pulling a thin sheet of blanket over both of us
 her small feet play around and curl up next to mine as she spoons me
 >i grab her cold hand and press it firmly against my chest
 she mumbles and plants her face to the back of my neck
 >and i fall asleep, madly in love
 Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:11 No. 595594765
 >next morning when i woke up, she was still sleeping
 during the night, we ended up facing each other
 when i opened my eyes, i found myself looking at her angelic face
 >her hair was all over me
 >her hand was still holding on to my shirt
 >like the time it was back on the plane
 i could feel her breath on my lips
 i wanted to stay there
 >more than anything, i wanted to lay next to her forever
 >and i wanted to kiss her so much
 >but all i could think of was nicole's face
 >i carefully reached for my phone in my pocket
 >nicole left me a text
 "hey you! wanted to surprise you before you go to hong kong, im in LAI call me when you wake up! i love
 you
 >OHSHIT gif
 >i go pale
 my mouth dries up
 my heart starts beating to a fight or flight moment
 i gently put ella's hand down
 >and back off without waking her up
 i grab my things and exit the house without anyone noticing
 i call nicole
 >she tells me to meet her on venice beach
 grab a bite to eat on the way
 >coffee to wake up
 >the moment i see her i realize the mistake ive made
 >my hair is all messed up
 >im still wearing yesterdays clothes
 >i didnt even brush my teeth
 and my entire body smells like ella's perfume
 nevergofullretard.avi
 >its too late
 >she sees me and starts running towards me
 >and jumps to my arms
 Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:36 No. 595594824
 >she digs her lips into my mouth
 >holds me tightly
 >starts kissing me furiously
 >then she slows down
 and then completely stops
 her hands and arms lose their grasp on me
 >slowly pulls away
 >she gently pushes me back to take a better look at me
 >she sees the
 >her pupils dilate
 she starts turning red
 >her eyes fill with fury and anger like nothing ive seen before
 >her right hand pulls back and flies into my face
 >it lands perfectly
 my ears start ringing
 my vision is blurred
 she doesnt talk
 >i dont have anything to say for myself
 >i just stay there, with half of my face completely numb
 Sunable to face her, unable to look her in the eyes
 >she slowly turns around and starts walking
 >looks back
 you coming?"- she looks at me with tear filled mad eyes
 i obey and start following her
 we sit on a bench overlooking venice beach
 we sit there for a few minutes before she finally asks
 "did you sleep with her?"- she doesnt look at me
 no
 did you kiss her?"
 guilt and fear on my face
 >she stops for a moment
 i realize whats coming.. and its too late
 >she turns to me with a face full of tears of anger
 'you.. youre in love with her????"
 >i cant say anything. i just sit there, my head as low as it can go
 >"for how FUCKING long, anon?"-her voice trembles
 "how long?.- she asks again, barely audible
 Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)22:35:55 No. 595594871
 'i dont know"
 >she hesitates for a moment and then starts talking again
 >'i should have known... for the past month, you were all ella could talk about anon"
 >i couldnt believe what i was hearing
 >i wake up to the shock of this revelation
 >"she talked to you about me?"-i ask her, with a skeptical and messed up face
 'yeah.- she opens her eyes wide, sarcastically
 >"can you believe that? you became her number one friend"
 "her confidant"
 "her bff" - she violently fingerquotes her snappish remark
 >i dont have anything to say to nicole
 >and i cant be angry at her for getting close to you, anon...
 >she stopped
 "but you..-she gets close to my face and puts her index finger sharply to my chest
 >'you should have known better" -tapping my chest with her finger
 ..
 >"answer me anon" - she whispers
 'ANSWER MEI"
 >"WHAT??"-i turn to her
 >she jumped back with a surprise
 >this was the first time she has seen me scream at anyone, let alone her
 what do you want me to say nicole? thati love her? that i care for her? that no matter how i feel about you, i
 cant control how i also feel about her? that even when you and i were just friends and ella was with pete, i
 couldnt help but feel a strong desire for her?"
 nicole didnt talk she just stood there and watched me talk with a heartbroken face
 'what do you want me to say nicole?"
 "what do you want me to say? that the first thing i felt was relief when pete told me that she broke up with
 him?
 ok..-she whispered and stared into the distance
 we continued to talk
 getting angry at each other at times
 >but it was more upsetting than vexing
 >after an hour of furious argument
 >we were tired
 >even when pissed off, nicole didnt hold back her love for me
 >she got close to me and put her head on my shoulder
 and we started watching the sunset