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Big Feet: My, what big feet you have…
Big Feet: My, what big feet you have…

My, what big feet you have…

Big Feet: Friday H:28 PM Itsa Motch! Hey what's up Just chilling. Waiting for the Obenauf's to kick in. Obenauf that's going to get you all soft and moist though That's the plan! You may should use extra I mean I have pretty big feet Yeah I might stretch you a little bit We may have to be careful not to rip you at all Will I need a trip to the cobbler if I meet you? Well I don't know what size you are but you may just have to I may knock the sole out TBH I probably need a good resoling already anyway That's okay broke in just means there is experience I'm high asf and not sure how I got to this point I mean seriously bruh, you're hitting on a pair of boots Man there are some kibler elves on my bed that are pole dancing so trying to fuck some boots ain't on me Bath salts or meth? Calm down shrooms Ooooh. Keeping it organic. Pretty sure there gmo But still carbon based Oh shit. The boots passed chemistry Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm not smart True true I'm not sure what's real right now I'm so glad I could be part of this experience with you. I'm real, Ryan. So very real. Lol then why you posing as boots or are you actual talking boots Whatever you want to be the truth That's gunna fuck me up Would you rather be talking to boots or a person pretending to be boots? What's your truth, Ryan? I have no idea anymore which is more terrifying How about a human/boot hybrid Oh god bad trip now Take a deep breath and imagine sliding your feet into me Let's not go down that road again I thought that was what you wanted Sent A dude on shrooms tryna get with old boots
Big Feet: Friday H:28 PM
 Itsa Motch!
 Hey what's up
 Just chilling. Waiting for the
 Obenauf's to kick in.
 Obenauf that's going to get you all
 soft and moist though
 That's the plan!
 You may should use extra I mean I
 have pretty big feet
 Yeah I might stretch you a little bit
 We may have to be careful not
 to rip you at all
 Will I need a trip to the cobbler
 if I meet you?
 Well I don't know what size you
 are but you may just have to I may
 knock the sole out
 TBH I probably need a good
 resoling already anyway
 That's okay broke in just means
 there is experience
 I'm high asf and not sure how I got
 to this point
 I mean seriously bruh, you're hitting
 on a pair of boots
 Man there are some kibler elves
 on my bed that are pole dancing
 so trying to fuck some boots
 ain't on me
 Bath salts or meth?
 Calm down shrooms
 Ooooh. Keeping it organic.
 Pretty sure there gmo
 But still carbon based
 Oh shit. The boots passed
 chemistry
 Just because I'm cute doesn't mean
 I'm not smart
 True true
 I'm not sure what's real right now
 I'm so glad I could be part of this
 experience with you. I'm real, Ryan.
 So very real.
 Lol then why you posing as boots
 or are you actual talking boots
 Whatever you want to be the truth
 That's gunna fuck me up
 Would you rather be talking to boots
 or a person pretending to be boots?
 What's your truth, Ryan?
 I have no idea anymore which is
 more terrifying
 How about a human/boot hybrid
 Oh god bad trip now
 Take a deep breath and imagine
 sliding your feet into me
 Let's not go down that road again
 I thought that was what you wanted
 Sent
A dude on shrooms tryna get with old boots

A dude on shrooms tryna get with old boots

Big Feet: A aystaticphan darling phil Follow fancy broom Damn what eyeliner does she use Source: ethersmoon 310,468 notes IMPORTANT QUESTION: who's more of a daddy, Abraham Lincoln or George Washington? I vote Abe bc there's gotta be a reason why Abe Lincoln rhymes with Babe Lincoln just saying and the whole top hat thing really works if that's your type of kink plus my friend argued he had big feet which typically means his penis might be bigger too but idk I didn't check facts also if you rearrange the letters in George Washington's name you'll get the word "hoe" at some point (well I'm pro-hoe and all for reclaiming the word so I'm using my person definition and not the kind that means he sleep around) and he died before the first dinosaur was discovered so idk if I want someone who doesn't know about dinosaurs to be my daddy but also he was sterile and never had kids which would make sex easier and the founding father of the country idk I see it going towards him bc even my history teacher voted George (but he's biased bc he has the biggest bro-crush on him to the point where his wife (my history teacher from last year) rolls her eyes at the mention of him) but I'm still all Baberaham Lincoln my dudes - also, what's the cutest homecoming proposal you guys have seen so far? I've seen a bunch but my least favorite is "flowers are the second most beautiful thing can I take the first to hc" bc I've seen SEVEN of those so they're cute but really repetitive (but if you plan on using it you totally should bc I doubt you've had seven of those at your school and besides its such an adorable idea and anyone would be lucky to receive one like that) - how was your day?
Big Feet: A aystaticphan
 darling phil Follow
 fancy broom
 Damn what eyeliner does she use
 Source: ethersmoon
 310,468 notes
IMPORTANT QUESTION: who's more of a daddy, Abraham Lincoln or George Washington? I vote Abe bc there's gotta be a reason why Abe Lincoln rhymes with Babe Lincoln just saying and the whole top hat thing really works if that's your type of kink plus my friend argued he had big feet which typically means his penis might be bigger too but idk I didn't check facts also if you rearrange the letters in George Washington's name you'll get the word "hoe" at some point (well I'm pro-hoe and all for reclaiming the word so I'm using my person definition and not the kind that means he sleep around) and he died before the first dinosaur was discovered so idk if I want someone who doesn't know about dinosaurs to be my daddy but also he was sterile and never had kids which would make sex easier and the founding father of the country idk I see it going towards him bc even my history teacher voted George (but he's biased bc he has the biggest bro-crush on him to the point where his wife (my history teacher from last year) rolls her eyes at the mention of him) but I'm still all Baberaham Lincoln my dudes - also, what's the cutest homecoming proposal you guys have seen so far? I've seen a bunch but my least favorite is "flowers are the second most beautiful thing can I take the first to hc" bc I've seen SEVEN of those so they're cute but really repetitive (but if you plan on using it you totally should bc I doubt you've had seven of those at your school and besides its such an adorable idea and anyone would be lucky to receive one like that) - how was your day?

IMPORTANT QUESTION: who's more of a daddy, Abraham Lincoln or George Washington? I vote Abe bc there's gotta be a reason why Abe Lincoln...