That’s gonna be a swipe right from me dog
She knows whats up.
Help me , I’m almost …
Is this how MENSA people date?
ISSA WIFE!! 😍
Sounds like the move for tonight tbh
But don’t get me wrong, I’m still gonna black out...
If I don’t remember it it didn’t happen by SkiiidzYT
I can do it WITHOUT a Santa hat on. For everyone celebrating today, we listed the 6 stages of Santacon — link in bio or betches.co-santacon
Accurate af 😂😂
Recently my grandmother found out I’m queer. Her response was to tell me that she disapproves of me living with my “friend” (i....
Can confirm Virgo @tipsydrunk 🙌🏻😅 Tag a cancer🤣🤣
I can’t help but think how my old teacher Mrs. David probably used to black out and gargle some dick in her free time just like the rest of ...
4. Black out buddy
The black out party will continue until someone quits or is hospitalized.
Too fucking real. 😂😂 I have to black out just to fly Spirit.
I’m not a casual drinker.. I either don’t drink or I black out. life’s too short, I’m here for a good time, not a long time ya feel me 🤟🏻👯♀...
Black out panels with a twist
The three day black out starts tonight...
On Thursdays, we black out!
@donny.drama for the win! 😂😂😭
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Can confirm @donny.drama 😭 Via @thegabbieshow
Fake it to make it
How do ppl enjoy just one glass of wine with their meal?? I drink to black out sis and I don’t care the brand of the wine. Just care that it...
You blacked out!
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Tag your bff!!! @cristina_horhat
Here we go again getting belligerent and texting our exes😈 girlsthinkimfunnytwitter thirstythursday imnotdrunkyouredrunk
Me smelling the wine at a fancy restaurant “yup taste like wine... I’ll take it” I’m gonna level with you Barbra, I’m just here to black out...
On blacking out in Pokémon.
IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN THE DAY DRINKING, POOL PARTY, NAP!?!? You wake up still drunk, ready to eat and black out again. 😍😍😍
yamborghini:BLACKOUT BOYZ WE DONT OVERDOSE WE JUST DIE
if u don't follow @daddyissues_ , ur doing it wrong
Have you ever gotten so drunk that u woke up still wearing ur clothes, shoes and purse... with a bunch of texts from ur friends asking where...
It’s Thursday... the black out begins now!!
Damn. You would think my name was Jill.
Getting drunk is such a gamble, am I gonna black out n ruin a friendship, am I gonna text my ex show up at his house beg him to bang me n th...