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Food, God, and Lol: ubercharge: sindri42: bettsplendens: dallasrecklessandrelentless: That fuckin smile at the end To the worried person in the comments:  No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.  Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight. However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast. Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended. this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 
Food, God, and Lol: ubercharge:
sindri42:

bettsplendens:

dallasrecklessandrelentless:
That fuckin smile at the end
To the worried person in the comments: 
No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.
However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.
Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

ubercharge: sindri42: bettsplendens: dallasrecklessandrelentless: That fuckin smile at the end To the worried person in the comments:  No,...

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Alive, Amazon, and Anaconda: Joie DeVEVO
 @donniemnemonic
 I HAVE FOUND GOD IN THE UNI BUY
 AND SELL GROUP

 uli Spark NZ令
 12:09 PM
 L @ 100%(.)チ
 Vic
 Deals
 53 mins
 "I've got a first date coming up with a cutie
 patootie babe and I don't know what to wear.
 I think I'll dress meek and demure. I don't
 want to make a statement"
 FUCKING WRONG
 FUCK THEM UP
 KILL THENM
 Size 15 rose gold gladiator stilettos for sale
 DESTORY HIM
 "Are you Gal Gadot? Are you an amazon?
 Why is that man worshipping your feet?"
 YES TO ALL THE ABOVE
 Shoes are for straight people who play
 couples tennis and get divorced
 0
 write a comment
 (GIF)
 Oo
 3

 post
 couples tennis and get divorced
 Rose gold gladiator stilettos are for invading
 Nazi Germany solo and walking out alive
 BURN THE REICHSTAG
 Bought from Asia so their "US size 15" is
 probably a real US size 13
 Too delicate for my blunt Nordic hooves so
 I'm selling them and buying boots to go
 TRAMPING IN THE WILDERNESS
 INVADE FIORDLAND
 FIND THE MOOSE
 Paid $115
 Looking for $80
 Will sell for $50 if you include a short fantasy
 fiction (min 500 words) about woman who
 can turn into a dragon or a colour illustration
 of a woman turning into a dragon.
 SURVIVE THE WINTER
 OWrite a comment...
 Oo
 3

 ost
 "These shoes are a bold choice for a first
 date, what if he thinks I'm a slut"
 BURN HIS FIELDS AND SALT THE LAND
 YOU ARE THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS
 YOU ARE THE WHORE OF BABYLON
 MESSAGE ME
 0 Write a comment GF)ⓞ >
 Oo
butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway:
somanyofthekids:
I just needed to make sure more people saw this.

I want those fucking shoes man

butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway: somanyofthekids: I just needed to make sure more people saw this. I want those fucking shoes man

Cats, Dogs, and Funny: Bu/no dain nae the a hne how many dogs does it take votone ives ahead ot us to change a lightbulb? sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. ◆ Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Rottweiler: Make me. ◆ Boxer: Who cares?! can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can 1? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze please, please, please Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry ◆ The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change ligh to take advantage of the German Shepherd: I'lI change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make I'll just pop it in while I'm sure I haven't missed bouncing off the walls any, and make just one and furniture. more perimeter patrol to Old English Sheep e see that no one has tried Dog: Light bulb? I'm situation. Jack Russell Terrier: bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I carn expect some light, some dinner, and a massage? 28 July 9, 2011 Funny
Cats, Dogs, and Funny: Bu/no dain nae the a hne how many dogs does it take
 votone ives ahead ot us to change a lightbulb?
 sun is shining, the day is
 young, we've got our
 and you're inside
 worrying about a stupid
 burned out bulb?
 sorry, but I don't see a
 light bulb.
 Cocker Spaniel: Why
 change it? I can still pee
 on the carpet in the dark.
 Border Collie: Just
 one. And then I'll replace
 any wiring that's not up
 to code.
 ◆ Dachshund: You
 know I can't reach that
 stupid lamp!
 Pointer: I see it, there
 it is, there it is, right
 there...
 Greyhound: It isn't
 moving. Who cares?
 Rottweiler: Make me.
 ◆ Boxer: Who cares?!
 can still play with my
 squeaky toys in the dark.
 Australian Shepherd:
 First, I'll put all the light
 bulbs in a little circle...
 Pleeeeeeeeeze let me
 change the light bulb!
 Can I? Can 1? Huh?
 Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze
 please, please, please
 Poodle: I'll just blow in
 the Border Collie's ear
 and he'll do it. By the
 time he finishes rewiring
 the house, my nails will
 be dry
 ◆ The Cat's Answer:
 Dogs do not change ligh
 to take advantage of the
 German Shepherd: I'lI
 change it as soon as I've
 led these people from
 the dark, check to make I'll just pop it in while I'm
 sure I haven't missed bouncing off the walls
 any, and make just one and furniture.
 more perimeter patrol to Old English Sheep e
 see that no one has tried Dog: Light bulb? I'm
 situation.
 Jack Russell Terrier:
 bulbs. People change
 light bulbs. So, the real
 question is: How long
 will it be before I carn
 expect some light, some
 dinner, and a massage?
 28 July 9, 2011
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