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Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: * 4 Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this fíle again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough Farewell * error_reporting (E ALL); ini set("display_errors", true) print'<?xml version= "1.0" encodina="UTF-8" ?>' "An") : ?> Don’t read the source, Luke!
Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8");
 This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code.
 I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere
 Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 *
 4
 Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this fíle again to write this comment.
 Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 and hope it will be enough
 Farewell
 *
 error_reporting (E ALL);
 ini set("display_errors", true)
 print'<?xml version= "1.0" encodina="UTF-8" ?>' "An") : ?>
Don’t read the source, Luke!

Don’t read the source, Luke!

Dogs, Head, and Love: MACHINEDOGGERISM machinedoggerism: One last kiss. I love you like a broken pot. One last kiss. I love you like a pack of dogs. One last kiss. I need you like I need a gaping head wound.
Dogs, Head, and Love: MACHINEDOGGERISM
machinedoggerism:


One last kiss. I love you like a broken pot. One last kiss. I love you like a pack of dogs. One last kiss. I need you like I need a gaping head wound.

machinedoggerism: One last kiss. I love you like a broken pot. One last kiss. I love you like a pack of dogs. One last kiss. I need you li...

News, Target, and Tumblr: ST 15 15 mrevaunit42: starafterdeath: schi-walker-locked: a-small-bowl-of-noodles: kakaphoe: of-another-broken-heart: kakaphoe: asymbina: iamsapphirecrimsonclaw: bluesey-182: captaindeadpoet: hiringdreamers: ezurad: commandtower-solring-go: kayas-wife: chandra-nalaar: viralthings: The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes. this is just a normal waffle house there is a bloody handprint on the door There is somethung under the counter with the cups Blind man reading news paperSkull in the coffee Milk is $15 Lady’s hand is a tentacle the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate… I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized… Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus. I think his face is just tentacles. The blind man has gills. Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!” Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops). There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH Just a regular morning in Innsmouth. Passing your perception checks isn’t always a great idea
News, Target, and Tumblr: ST
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mrevaunit42:

starafterdeath:

schi-walker-locked:

a-small-bowl-of-noodles:

kakaphoe:

of-another-broken-heart:

kakaphoe:

asymbina:

iamsapphirecrimsonclaw:

bluesey-182:

captaindeadpoet:

hiringdreamers:


ezurad:


commandtower-solring-go:


kayas-wife:


chandra-nalaar:

viralthings:
The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.
this is just a normal waffle house

there is a bloody handprint on the door


There is somethung under the counter with the cups


Blind man reading news paperSkull in the coffee


Milk is $15


Lady’s hand is a tentacle


the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…
Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

I think his face is just tentacles.

The blind man has gills.

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).


There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this 


AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH



Just a regular morning in Innsmouth.


Passing your perception checks isn’t always a great idea

mrevaunit42: starafterdeath: schi-walker-locked: a-small-bowl-of-noodles: kakaphoe: of-another-broken-heart: kakaphoe: asymbina: iam...

Bad, Crying, and Dick Pics: nikki @vianikki DUDE!! This fucking woman came to my house and asked me to come outside and help her out with her broken car. She was crying and sobbing. My mom wanted to go outside and help, but thank the fucking lord I trusted my intuition and said no. Be careful EVERYONE! This happened in FV 12:54 il LTE Mike Duarte < Sunday at 8:11 PM Don't open the door if you see this lady!!! It was posted on the Ring app that she asked for help pushing her broken down truck at 3am. Home owner wisely said no and turned off the lights. He then watched the woman go back to her truck and 2 men got in with her and they drove away. Another person said they saw her on the side of the road with her hood up. They stopped to ask if she needed assistance and saw two men come out of the bushes...they quickly drove away before anything bad could happen..BE CAREFUL PEOPLE!!! Write a comment... GIF (:) II nikki @vianikkii for those who are asking, this happened in Fountain Valley (OC area). Please focus on this issue and beware of your surroundings rather than sending me dick pics. Ty 12:20 AM Sep 19, 2019 Twitter Web App embraced-by-chaos: moniquill: whyyoustabbedme: uncommonbish: Don’t trust this white woman! Be careful! reblog asap Adulting tip: don’t want to abandon someone who might actually be in trouble but also don’t want to fall victim to a human trafficking scam? Offer to let this person keep standing on your porch while you call a mechanic or tow service (If they’re posing as victims of violence, like in a similar scam, same offer but say you’re calling the cops) A person in actual distress will be assisted and thankful. A scammer will storm off.   ^^^^^ This right here. Please don’t let random assholes keep your from helping people who really need it. Keep yourself safe without abandoning everyone else.
Bad, Crying, and Dick Pics: nikki
 @vianikki
 DUDE!! This fucking woman came to my house and
 asked me to come outside and help her out with her
 broken car. She was crying and sobbing. My mom
 wanted to go outside and help, but thank the fucking
 lord I trusted my intuition and said no. Be careful
 EVERYONE! This happened in FV

 12:54
 il LTE
 Mike Duarte
 <
 Sunday at 8:11 PM
 Don't open the door if you see this lady!!! It was
 posted on the Ring app that she asked for help
 pushing her broken down truck at 3am. Home owner
 wisely said no and turned off the lights. He then
 watched the woman go back to her truck and 2 men
 got in with her and they drove away. Another person
 said they saw her on the side of the road with her
 hood up. They stopped to ask if she needed
 assistance and saw two men come out of the
 bushes...they quickly drove away before anything bad
 could happen..BE CAREFUL PEOPLE!!!
 Write a comment...
 GIF
 (:)
 II

 nikki
 @vianikkii
 for those who are asking, this happened in Fountain
 Valley (OC area). Please focus on this issue and beware
 of your surroundings rather than sending me dick pics.
 Ty
 12:20 AM Sep 19, 2019 Twitter Web App
embraced-by-chaos:
moniquill:

whyyoustabbedme:

uncommonbish:
Don’t trust this white woman! Be careful! 
reblog asap 

Adulting tip: don’t want to abandon someone who might actually be in trouble but also don’t want to fall victim to a human trafficking scam? Offer to let this person keep standing on your porch while you call a mechanic or tow service (If they’re posing as victims of violence, like in a similar scam, same offer but say you’re calling the cops) A person in actual distress will be assisted and thankful. A scammer will storm off.  

^^^^^ This right here. Please don’t let random assholes keep your from helping people who really need it. Keep yourself safe without abandoning everyone else.

embraced-by-chaos: moniquill: whyyoustabbedme: uncommonbish: Don’t trust this white woman! Be careful! reblog asap Adulting tip: don’t ...