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Fire, Jail, and Life: y'all don't read what happens for folks inside prisons, jails, and detention centers during power outages? I'm assuming they rely on generators? @anthoknees · 1h 27 11 59 y'all don't read @anthoknees fuck. Los Angeles Times Weeklong power outage at New York federal jail leaves inmates without heat or light in the cold Feb 2, 2019 · The Federal Bureau of Prisons said Saturday that work to restore power to a detention center in New York City where inmates have E The New York Times O No Heat for Days at a Jail in Brooklyn Where Hundreds of Inmates Are Sick and 'Frantic' Feb 1, 2019 · More than a thousand inmates at a federal jail in Brooklyn are ... in an email that the building experienced a partial power outage on ... Vice > en_us article > what-happe... When My Prison Lost Power It Was Like 'The Purge' in Real Life - VICE Apr 19, 2018 · It turned out that some electrical wiring caught fire outside the prison fence-line. We heard that it shouldn't take the power company any more .. galaxianbitch: galaxianbitch: fatehbaz: quiteliterallyhotsauce: Yup. Just like when Texas has all that flooding and didn’t evacuate the prisons. imprisoned people are also abandoned to sit in cells and drown during hurricanes when floodwaters inundate the prison And then there was Katrina I’m posting this cause so many of us followed Katrina minute by minute but so few people knew about this. Fuuuuuuuuck
Fire, Jail, and Life: y'all don't read
 what happens for folks inside prisons, jails, and
 detention centers during power outages? I'm
 assuming they rely on generators?
 @anthoknees · 1h
 27 11
 59
 y'all don't read
 @anthoknees
 fuck.

 Los Angeles Times
 Weeklong power outage at New York federal jail
 leaves inmates without heat or light in the cold
 Feb 2, 2019 · The Federal Bureau of
 Prisons said Saturday that work to
 restore power to a detention center in
 New York City where inmates have

 E The New York Times
 O
 No Heat for Days at a Jail in Brooklyn Where
 Hundreds of Inmates Are Sick and 'Frantic'
 Feb 1, 2019 · More than a thousand
 inmates at a federal jail in Brooklyn are
 ... in an email that the building
 experienced a partial power outage
 on ...

 Vice > en_us article > what-happe...
 When My Prison Lost Power It Was Like 'The
 Purge' in Real Life - VICE
 Apr 19, 2018 · It turned out that some electrical wiring
 caught fire outside the prison fence-line. We heard that it
 shouldn't take the power company any more ..
galaxianbitch:
galaxianbitch:


fatehbaz:

quiteliterallyhotsauce:


Yup. Just like when Texas has all that flooding and didn’t evacuate the prisons.


imprisoned people are also abandoned to sit in cells and drown during hurricanes when floodwaters inundate the prison


And then there was Katrina 






I’m posting this cause so many of us followed Katrina minute by minute but so few people knew about this. 


Fuuuuuuuuck

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Animals, Ass, and Bad: Hey since I haven't been active in forever, who wants to hear a story about how 1 became a local cryptid in my town? Heck yeah! Yes Reply Alright lets do this So l live in a small neighborhood kinda thing, Its honestly shaped like someone connected two bongs with a straw that leads out to the street, so very tiny and not a lot of people drive through cause its a dead end and surrounded by woods Anyways, so it's Saturday morning, like 3 am and my sister has taken her behemoth of a dog outside Little background, this dog is a saint bermard, lab mix, so he big. Hes also amazingly stupid. He's only three and we got him a year ago so he still does stupid shit all the time. Anyways hes got a long lead line on him, probably 30 ft, so hes off doing whatever and ny sister is kinda dazed, still sleepy. Homeboy fucking TAKES OFF and runs into the woods behind y house, taking that lead with him and a good chunk of my sisters pal skin. Whatever he's chasing has speed, and hes keeping up with it. So l run outside cause shes screaming his name and start to take off after him. 1 thought that mother fucker would get caught on a tree due to the lead but nope was I wrong. Now the woods probably go a mile back before they hit road, and then stretch around s miles hotizontally I'm worried this dumb dog is gonna run into the street and get hit, so l run the mile to the street (with my very out of shape body. 1 honestly thought I was going to die). After like r5 minutes of tripping and trying to make my way through this damn jungle, I get to the street. At this point 1 still look a human so nothing happens, 1 dont see him anywhere, and 1 run back to the house cause I've realized I'm in a tank top and boxer shorts with no shoes and its tick season. So I change into a big ass sweatshirt and sweat pants and boots even though its almost oo degrees out because I do not want to have to deal with ticks After chugging some water 1 take back off, this time going horizontally 1 caught sight of something running so l took off, yelling ny brains out managing to sprain my ankle and rip half my hair outta my ponytail in the process Around a mile downl lose sight of it so l turn and hike the mile back to the street just to make sure it didn't go that way After that I go back to my house, and then return to the spot where i last saw him and continue walking till Imlike 2 miles away So my trip so far has been mile to street> mile home > i mile hotizontally>t mile to street >2 miles home> 2 ½ miles horizontally So I'm about ready to die. I'm covering in blood from smashing y arm one of my eyes has turned red cause a stick poked it, I've got a limp, I'm breathing like a dragon with asthma, and I'm covering in leaves and sticks I start yelling his name again and hear a bark in the distance so 1 take off and after like 5 minutes I spot him He is now howling like a banshee in distress I book it towards his dumb ass and practically tackle him, which ended up with me covered in a random assortment of shit. Cool, whatever. His leash is tied atound two trees so I unravel it and he pounces on me in relief. He's salivating like crazy so I take him to a stream near by to let him drink Mother fucker pulls me in. I'm too tired to be pissed. At this point now that I'm calming down I realize my boots are now soaking wet with both blood and water. I've got several scars on my thigh and they all got ripped open So Im gushing blood like no tomorrow.I soak my jacket in water and put it on this stupid dog so he wont get burnt on the way back and itll be a bit cooler. So now he looks even bigger then usual 1 take my shoes off and toss then over my neck and we're about to start the trek back when he takes off AGAIN. This time I'm holding the leash and 1 do not let go. He ends up slipping on a mud bank and taking me with him With are now covered head to toe in nad, shit, dirt, blood and whatever the hell else is in those woods. Some how he has ended up with no major wounds, but now I have a rock lodged in my forehead and blood in my eyes. And my shoes are gone. Whatever, 1 just want to get home. 1 pick a direction and walk until 1 end up in the back yard of someone who lives down the street. Lucky for me, this person has barbed wire in their back yard on the ground for some reason, which I trip on Now I have barbed wire practically wrapped around me like some crazy fashion statement. I wanted to get home so bad 1 didn't even bother to rip it off. I'd do that So now its like 6am, so its dark, but you can still see, and its dead quiet. I pull my sisters dog along with me, holding his collar so he cant take off again. So heres me, covered in blood, mud, and barbed wire, limping down the street, no shoes on, with a large dog wearing a jacket, which, from a distance, you cant tell. Now I smell like whatever was in those woods, and it is a strong smell, so as I walk by any house with a dog outside, that dog starts barking. Eventually the quiet is replaced with dogs howling, barking, snarling at me. 1 eventually make it back to my house, but not before passing a dude getting his newspaper or whatever He's a good distance away from me and he hesitantly calls out asking if Im okay. I respond with "yeah but I've been yelling for like 3 hours t as ungodly rasp. He goes right the fuck back in l get home, get cleaned up, get the dog cleaned up, and everythings fine UNTIL a couple nights later my mom goes to a neighborhood meeting story Turns out, there had been a black bear in the woods near my house, which people had been keeping an eye out for, but instead they saw (what they thought) was a "humanoid figure covered in spikes dragging a bear covered in blood around by its neck For the next few weeks people were talking about how they heard the "hortiie screeching" and how there was blood all down the streets and on the trees. The dude who asked if I was okay was telling everybody that the "thing growled at him and he could see it had blood red eyes So now theres a rumor about a demon with razor sharp tendrils who feeds on wild animals by slashing them open and drinking their blood Rumor states that you'll hear it before you see it, and the sound it makes sounds like a howl and a scream People later found my boots covered in blood and said it was a "victim of the demon. A week later a house that was being built caught fire and that was blamed on me, as well as an accident where someone swerved to avoid something and crashed through a house. The stream turned blood red after some heavy rainfall. which was due to the mud, but also blamed on me and some mote for a couple nights (coyotes most people "spotting" the demon (which was either their imagination or the actual bear) the rumot grew and grew so now its famous in my neighborhood So yeah thats how 1 became a bear killing demon in my neighborhood. I was too embarrassed. How to become a cryptid
Animals, Ass, and Bad: Hey since I haven't been active in forever, who wants to hear a story
 about how 1 became a local cryptid in my town?
 Heck yeah!
 Yes
 Reply
 Alright lets do this
 So l live in a small neighborhood kinda thing, Its honestly shaped like
 someone connected two bongs with a straw that leads out to the street,
 so very tiny and not a lot of people drive through cause its a dead end
 and surrounded by woods Anyways, so it's Saturday morning, like 3 am
 and my sister has taken her behemoth of a dog outside
 Little background, this dog is a saint bermard, lab mix, so he big. Hes
 also amazingly stupid. He's only three and we got him a year ago so he
 still does stupid shit all the time. Anyways hes got a long lead line on
 him, probably 30 ft, so hes off doing whatever and ny sister is kinda
 dazed, still sleepy.
 Homeboy fucking TAKES OFF and runs into the woods behind y
 house, taking that lead with him and a good chunk of my sisters pal
 skin. Whatever he's chasing has speed, and hes keeping up with it. So l
 run outside cause shes screaming his name and start to take off after
 him. 1 thought that mother fucker would get caught on a tree due to the
 lead but nope was I wrong. Now the woods probably go a mile back
 before they hit road, and then stretch around s miles hotizontally
 I'm worried this dumb dog is gonna run into the street and get hit, so l
 run the mile to the street (with my very out of shape body. 1 honestly
 thought I was going to die). After like r5 minutes of tripping and trying
 to make my way through this damn jungle, I get to the street. At this
 point 1 still look a human so nothing happens, 1 dont see him anywhere,
 and 1 run back to the house cause I've realized I'm in a tank top and
 boxer shorts with no shoes and its tick season. So I change into a big ass
 sweatshirt and sweat pants and boots even though its almost oo degrees
 out because I do not want to have to deal with ticks
 After chugging some water 1 take back off, this time going horizontally
 1 caught sight of something running so l took off, yelling ny brains out
 managing to sprain my ankle and rip half my hair outta my ponytail in
 the process Around a mile downl lose sight of it so l turn and hike the
 mile back to the street just to make sure it didn't go that way
 After that I go back to my house, and then return to the spot where i
 last saw him and continue walking till Imlike 2 miles away
 So my trip so far has been
 mile to street> mile home > i mile hotizontally>t mile to street >2
 miles home> 2 ½ miles horizontally
 So I'm about ready to die. I'm covering in blood from smashing y arm
 one of my eyes has turned red cause a stick poked it, I've got a limp, I'm
 breathing like a dragon with asthma, and I'm covering in leaves and
 sticks
 I start yelling his name again and hear a bark in the distance so 1 take off
 and after like 5 minutes I spot him He is now howling like a banshee in
 distress I book it towards his dumb ass and practically tackle him,
 which ended up with me covered in a random assortment of shit. Cool,
 whatever. His leash is tied atound two trees so I unravel it and he
 pounces on me in relief. He's salivating like crazy so I take him to a
 stream near by to let him drink
 Mother fucker pulls me in. I'm too tired to be pissed. At this point now
 that I'm calming down I realize my boots are now soaking wet with
 both blood and water. I've got several scars on my thigh and they all got
 ripped open So Im gushing blood like no tomorrow.I soak my jacket in
 water and put it on this stupid dog so he wont get burnt on the way
 back and itll be a bit cooler. So now he looks even bigger then usual 1
 take my shoes off and toss then over my neck and we're about to start
 the trek back when he takes off AGAIN. This time I'm holding the leash
 and 1 do not let go. He ends up slipping on a mud bank and taking me
 with him With are now covered head to toe in nad, shit, dirt, blood
 and whatever the hell else is in those woods.
 Some how he has ended up with no major wounds, but now I have a
 rock lodged in my forehead and blood in my eyes. And my shoes are
 gone. Whatever, 1 just want to get home. 1 pick a direction and walk
 until 1 end up in the back yard of someone who lives down the street.
 Lucky for me, this person has barbed wire in their back yard on the
 ground for some reason, which I trip on Now I have barbed wire
 practically wrapped around me like some crazy fashion statement. I
 wanted to get home so bad 1 didn't even bother to rip it off. I'd do that
 So now its like 6am, so its dark, but you can still see, and its dead quiet.
 I pull my sisters dog along with me, holding his collar so he cant take
 off again. So heres me, covered in blood, mud, and barbed wire, limping
 down the street, no shoes on, with a large dog wearing a jacket, which,
 from a distance, you cant tell. Now I smell like whatever was in those
 woods, and it is a strong smell, so as I walk by any house with a dog
 outside, that dog starts barking. Eventually the quiet is replaced with
 dogs howling, barking, snarling at me. 1 eventually make it back to my
 house, but not before passing a dude getting his newspaper or whatever
 He's a good distance away from me and he hesitantly calls out asking if
 Im okay. I respond with "yeah but I've been yelling for like 3 hours
 t as ungodly rasp. He goes right the fuck back in
 l get home, get cleaned up, get the dog cleaned up, and everythings fine
 UNTIL a couple nights later my mom goes to a neighborhood meeting
 story
 Turns out, there had been a black bear in the woods near my house,
 which people had been keeping an eye out for, but instead they saw
 (what they thought) was a "humanoid figure covered in spikes dragging
 a bear covered in blood around by its neck
 For the next few weeks people were talking about how they heard
 the "hortiie screeching" and how there was blood all down the streets
 and on the trees. The dude who asked if I was okay was telling
 everybody that the "thing growled at him and he could see it had blood
 red eyes
 So now theres a rumor about a demon with razor sharp tendrils who
 feeds on wild animals by slashing them open and drinking their blood
 Rumor states that you'll hear it before you see it, and the sound it makes
 sounds like a howl and a scream People later found my boots covered in
 blood and said it was a "victim of the demon. A week later a house that
 was being built caught fire and that was blamed on me, as well as an
 accident where someone swerved to avoid something and crashed
 through a house. The stream turned blood red after some heavy rainfall.
 which was due to the mud, but also blamed on me and some mote
 for a couple nights (coyotes most
 people "spotting" the demon (which was either their imagination or the
 actual bear) the rumot grew and grew so now its famous in my
 neighborhood
 So yeah thats how 1 became a bear killing demon in my neighborhood.
 I was too embarrassed.
How to become a cryptid

How to become a cryptid

Christmas, Fake, and Fire: Conservatives Attack Starbucks Holiday Cup's 'Gay Agenda' VIDEO SCREENSHOT The theorv that the cup's illustration of hands holding belongs to a lesbian couple has caught fire on social media -SUBSCRIBE ADVOCATE VIDEO SCREENSHOT Starbucks did not confirm or deny "the lesbianism of The Hands." In a statement, the coffee company said, "Each year [adultswim.com] <p><a href="http://arizonaconservativegal.tumblr.com/post/167773456387/matt-ruins-feminisms-shit-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">arizonaconservativegal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/167769443111/libertarirynn-slytherinconservative" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/167760839224/slytherinconservative" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://slytherinconservative.tumblr.com/post/167759335839/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-what-do-you-bet-its" class="tumblr_blog">slytherinconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/167758489234/what-do-you-bet-its-fake-outrage-from-a-tiny" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>What do you bet it’s fake outrage from a tiny minority all over again like it was last year with the red cup bullshit</p></blockquote> <p style="">or the outrage was originally perpetuated by a hoax<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Calling it now, some liberal tweeted this nonsense unironically and one of these “journalists“ took it seriously.</p> </blockquote> <p>Last time on Starbucks marketting</p> <p>2 people: “I liked the old cups better they were more christmasey.”</p> <p>10 thousand people: “LOL hey everyone oversensitive christians are all triggered about starbucks making red cups, how absurd and ridiculous. What a stupid thing to be so upset about.”</p> </blockquote> <p>This year’s Christmas Cup Drama basically went like this:</p><p>Some random internet liberal decided their headcanon is that the hands are lesbians and then a bunch of other internet liberals decided they loved that theory and started tweeting about it. Starbucks made no move to confirm or deny this, because who the heck really cares? A couple random internet conservatives got annoyed that the internet has to make everything gay, and a few didn’t realize the theory did not come from Starbucks and blamed them. Random internet liberals came back and started tweeting about conservative haters, then a few journalists picked it up, and suddenly something completely made up that involved probably a dozen people total is all over the news. Total waste of time. </p></blockquote>
Christmas, Fake, and Fire: Conservatives Attack Starbucks
 Holiday Cup's 'Gay Agenda'
 VIDEO SCREENSHOT
 The theorv that the cup's illustration of
 hands holding belongs to a lesbian
 couple has caught fire on social media

 -SUBSCRIBE ADVOCATE
 VIDEO SCREENSHOT
 Starbucks did not confirm or deny "the
 lesbianism of The Hands." In a statement,
 the coffee company said, "Each year

 [adultswim.com]
<p><a href="http://arizonaconservativegal.tumblr.com/post/167773456387/matt-ruins-feminisms-shit-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">arizonaconservativegal</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/167769443111/libertarirynn-slytherinconservative" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/167760839224/slytherinconservative" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://slytherinconservative.tumblr.com/post/167759335839/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-what-do-you-bet-its" class="tumblr_blog">slytherinconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/167758489234/what-do-you-bet-its-fake-outrage-from-a-tiny" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>What do you bet it’s fake outrage from a tiny minority all over again like it was last year with the red cup bullshit</p></blockquote>
<p style="">or the outrage was originally perpetuated by a hoax<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Calling it now, some liberal tweeted this nonsense unironically and one of these “journalists“ took it seriously.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Last time on Starbucks marketting</p>
<p>2 people: “I liked the old cups better they were more christmasey.”</p>
<p>10 thousand people: “LOL hey everyone oversensitive christians are all triggered about starbucks making red cups, how absurd and ridiculous. What a stupid thing to be so upset about.”</p>
</blockquote>
<p>This year’s Christmas Cup Drama basically went like this:</p><p>Some random internet liberal decided their headcanon is that the hands are lesbians and then a bunch of other internet liberals decided they loved that theory and started tweeting about it. Starbucks made no move to confirm or deny this, because who the heck really cares? A couple random internet conservatives got annoyed that the internet has to make everything gay, and a few didn’t realize the theory did not come from Starbucks and blamed them. Random internet liberals came back and started tweeting about conservative haters, then a few journalists picked it up, and suddenly something completely made up that involved probably a dozen people total is all over the news. Total waste of time. </p></blockquote>

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Memes, Uconn, and 🤖: UCONN KatieLouSamuelson caught fire from downtown and did what no NBA player has ever done... 10-for-10 from 3-point range! 🏀🔥💯 @SportsCenter WSHH
Memes, Uconn, and 🤖: UCONN
KatieLouSamuelson caught fire from downtown and did what no NBA player has ever done... 10-for-10 from 3-point range! 🏀🔥💯 @SportsCenter WSHH

KatieLouSamuelson caught fire from downtown and did what no NBA player has ever done... 10-for-10 from 3-point range! 🏀🔥💯 @SportsCenter WSHH