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Adam Sandler, Alive, and Animals: Johnny Boy 'limbo', Marston Arthur More Organ Holland Hoseas Before Broseas swagalicious crunchy outside, self-deprecating chewy center - "how many licks does it take the squad's favorite disaster scrappy damsel squares up at a moment's notice can never seem to get their shit together to get to the center of my depression" goth jock dropout just wants to settle down - - dumbest smart person alive - denies being moe - "wanna know how I got these scars- wait where are you going" - makes 50+ post twitter threads nobody reads just needs a break - "Actually, correlation is not causation" - thinks they're charming, is actually charming - constantly forgets their age - "back in my day - only one who knows what the fuck they're talking about incredible artist, thinks their stuff is 'okay' still needs to shut the fuck up - one shot, one kill - "once I go viral it's over for you hoes" - has a 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' welcome mat-liked by practically everybody - productive procrastinator can never hold down a relationship - Instant Uncle, Just Add Baby suffers from chronic pushover syndrome "no questions, dammit, no questions" - jokes hit too close to home - Good bad influence - weed friend Make It Work Guy Fieri Will Billiamson Bad Santa -always knows what to play at a party - adopts everyone on sight - great with kids, great with animals, wants to hold your baby - scientific evidence good girls want bad boys - tsundere - burns salads - "have you eaten today" - owns etsy account, too busy to make anything - punches self for fun - professional alcoholic - always needs to borrow money - terrible drunk, never remembers what happened that night walks around the house in their underwear gives great hugs needs seven showers group's unexpected therapist patronus is secondhand embarrassment just wants to be part of the family "MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"* is the party cultured, well-traveled and stylish; made for Instagram - *gestures to all of you* "we need to do something about this" - always starts drama, yet always seems to avoid it bad taste in literally everything, banned from recommending outings - will always have squad's back iron constitution, never gets sick - "say that to my fucking face" - may seem Mad, is actually Sad petty *pulls up in drive-thru, orders single starts the day with horoscope readings - Chaotic Loyal black coffee, leaves t" FUCKS.EXE STOPPED WORKING 'mSorry Ms. Jackson tOh) Bastard Millennial Green Hat McGuy "join team chat" - fashionable at all times, even when going to the grocery store can't do crime if you ain't cute -only dates fictional men won't leave the house for days need lives on cow tales and TVTropes says they can hold their liquor regularly tells squad to hydrate can't actually hold their liquor too nice for own good living boke and tsukkomi routine to shut up yesterday social interaction, naps for ten years it's basic hygiene and laying beneath the stars -"please stop talking" exhausted after two minutes of maybe they're born with it, maybe soft spot for animals, slow dancing cooler than you . living proof the scariest people frat brotryhard nerd gem fusion come in the nicest packages graceful loser, even more graceful winner - "what day is it again" nobody sees clapbacks coming until it's never learned how to drive every day is roast session day - "I'll roast you, I'll roast them, I'll roast me fuckin' self" - Has never completed No Nut November sings in the shower - adores Linkin Park late - "are you ready yet" "almost" - allergic to idiots Adam Sandler Regina O'George Let Me Speak To Your Manager - retired mom friend, back from retirement ages every time someone references a vine instead of responding normally - smokes sixty packs a day Goof Troop social norms are for dweebs just wants to play videogames - No Drama? No ProblemTM -"Local Mean Girl Refuses To Be Toppled From Throne" - loses shit over small things -THIS close to cutting someone and snack in peace shoves people in lockers to show affection forgets not to swear in front of other never forgets a birthday shaped like a friend only one in squad who can cook only one in squad who can drive people's children the queen of throwing down "fuck, sorry about that" given up on romance savwy businessowner resident gossip big problems are Whatever - needs therapy - Favorite Songs Are 'Find Me Somebody- smells amazing To Love' And 'Before He Cheats' common sense frequently left on read - hasn't seen most popular movies - a matryoshka of pain - wishes you didn't look like a dump truck knows Wicked by heart - only one in squad who does taxes Songs Are unforgiveable weeb - villain origin story is that stubborn chin hair that keeps growing back - always says 'gg' after every game incredible skin care regimen - "just drink more water" award winning sailor mouth - Big Hair, Don't Care "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182 World's Saddest Violin Bullshit Magician Expletive Noises Looks like a million dollars, is probably worth a million dollars - family person, loves everybody keeps Twitter on private - meows back at their cat - extroverted introvert -feels guilty for not logging into Animal Crossing for nine months thinks existence is kind of funny invented the word 'dapper - the living embodiment of when you try your best but you don't succeed' - just wants to be loved and cherished -great with animals, never scratched the life of the party, when they're not launching into drunken diatribes -smartest smart person alive -stays up until three in the morning thinking about the meaning of life - an essential addition to any squad - reads at 10,000 miles per hour wants to stab Banksy hates stan culture hoards comfort food beneath their desk gets sentimental over their Neopets used to hoard Beanie Babies - hates answering the phone - silently lurks in Twitch chatrooms - needs more friends - stylish drunk with two hollow legs - never fails to speak their mind great at impressions -not-so-secretly depressed - regularly confuses main for private "just forget I said that haha" preserves their right hook for justice - stared into the void, got bored quotes movies when provoked - "That's just, like, your opinion, man." the most perfect teeth Baby Boy...Baby Talk Shit, Get Hit Mr. Krabs A Dog - soft outside, softer inside - never ashamed to cry - weak spot for pups, needs to pet every dog they see -only one of the squad that's been punched squad's resident cheapskate needs to seriously reconsider things trolling game out of control A dog - never seems to accumulate debt, also never tips the waiter took college prep in high school - can't fight to save their life - surprisingly terrifying comebacks - multilingual gg ez clap" oves Bon Iver, Death Grips and Beyonce equally - Kappa Kappa KappaRoss CoolStoryBob workplace's local kissass likes to give gifts to sad friends living embodiment of a flower crown talks during movies home life is a mess - needs a vacation, too self-conscious - doesn't flush toilets in public bathrooms to take one - adopted by everybody - "Oh, I won't report you...yet" believes they were born in the wrong era - has never yelled once - in love with the smell of old books - wishes on stars when no one's looking leaves breadcrumbs in butter a well-rounded tool - nobody knows why they keep getting invited"Poverty is a state of mind." champagnesuperhoeva: red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs tag your chronic pain, tag your panic attacks, tag your existential crisis  I am all of these yet none of them at the same time
Adam Sandler, Alive, and Animals: Johnny Boy 'limbo', Marston
 Arthur More Organ
 Holland
 Hoseas Before Broseas
 swagalicious crunchy outside,
 self-deprecating chewy center
 - "how many licks does it take
 the squad's favorite disaster
 scrappy damsel
 squares up at a moment's notice
 can never seem to get their shit together to get to the center of my depression"
 goth jock dropout just wants to settle down -
 - dumbest smart person alive
 - denies being moe
 - "wanna know how I got these scars-
 wait where are you going"
 - makes 50+ post twitter threads nobody reads just needs a break
 - "Actually, correlation is not causation"
 - thinks they're charming, is actually charming
 - constantly forgets their age
 - "back in my day
 - only one who knows what
 the fuck they're talking about
 incredible artist, thinks their stuff is 'okay' still needs to shut the fuck up
 - one shot, one kill
 - "once I go viral it's over for you hoes"
 - has a 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' welcome mat-liked by practically everybody
 - productive procrastinator
 can never hold down a relationship
 - Instant Uncle, Just Add Baby
 suffers from chronic pushover syndrome "no questions, dammit, no questions"
 - jokes hit too close to home
 - Good bad influence
 - weed friend
 Make It Work
 Guy Fieri
 Will Billiamson
 Bad Santa
 -always knows what to play at a party
 - adopts everyone on sight
 - great with kids, great with animals,
 wants to hold your baby
 - scientific evidence good girls
 want bad boys
 - tsundere
 - burns salads
 - "have you eaten today"
 - owns etsy account, too busy to make anything - punches self for fun
 - professional alcoholic
 - always needs to borrow money
 - terrible drunk, never remembers
 what happened that night
 walks around the house in their underwear
 gives great hugs
 needs seven showers
 group's unexpected therapist
 patronus is secondhand embarrassment
 just wants to be part of the family
 "MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"*
 is the party
 cultured, well-traveled and stylish;
 made for Instagram
 - *gestures to all of you* "we need
 to do something about this"
 - always starts drama, yet always
 seems to avoid it
 bad taste in literally everything,
 banned from recommending outings
 - will always have squad's back
 iron constitution, never gets sick
 - "say that to my fucking face"
 - may seem Mad, is actually Sad
 petty
 *pulls up in drive-thru, orders single
 starts the day with horoscope readings
 - Chaotic Loyal
 black coffee, leaves

 t"
 FUCKS.EXE STOPPED WORKING 'mSorry Ms. Jackson tOh)
 Bastard Millennial
 Green Hat McGuy
 "join team chat"
 - fashionable at all times, even when
 going to the grocery store
 can't do crime if you ain't cute
 -only dates fictional men
 won't leave the house for days need
 lives on cow tales and TVTropes says they can hold their liquor
 regularly tells squad to hydrate can't actually hold their liquor
 too nice for own good
 living boke and tsukkomi routine
 to shut up yesterday
 social interaction, naps for ten years
 it's basic hygiene
 and laying beneath the stars
 -"please stop talking"
 exhausted after two minutes of
 maybe they're born with it, maybe
 soft spot for animals, slow dancing
 cooler than you
 . living proof the scariest people
 frat brotryhard nerd gem fusion
 come in the nicest packages
 graceful loser, even more graceful winner - "what day is it again"
 nobody sees clapbacks coming until it's never learned how to drive
 every day is roast session day
 - "I'll roast you, I'll roast them,
 I'll roast me fuckin' self"
 - Has never completed No Nut November
 sings in the shower
 - adores Linkin Park
 late
 - "are you ready yet" "almost"
 - allergic to idiots
 Adam Sandler
 Regina O'George
 Let Me Speak To Your Manager
 - retired mom friend, back from retirement
 ages every time someone references
 a vine instead of responding normally
 - smokes sixty packs a day
 Goof Troop
 social norms are for dweebs
 just wants to play videogames
 - No Drama? No ProblemTM
 -"Local Mean Girl Refuses To
 Be Toppled From Throne"
 - loses shit over small things
 -THIS close to cutting someone
 and snack in peace
 shoves people in lockers to show affection
 forgets not to swear in front of other
 never forgets a birthday
 shaped like a friend
 only one in squad who can cook
 only one in squad who can drive
 people's children
 the queen of throwing down
 "fuck, sorry about that"
 given up on romance
 savwy businessowner
 resident gossip
 big problems are Whatever
 - needs therapy
 - Favorite Songs Are 'Find Me Somebody- smells amazing
 To Love' And 'Before He Cheats'
 common sense frequently left on read - hasn't seen most popular movies
 - a matryoshka of pain
 - wishes you didn't look like a dump truck
 knows Wicked by heart
 - only one in squad who does taxes
 Songs Are
 unforgiveable weeb
 - villain origin story is that stubborn
 chin hair that keeps growing back
 - always says 'gg' after every game
 incredible skin care regimen
 - "just drink more water"
 award winning sailor mouth
 - Big Hair, Don't Care

 "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182
 World's Saddest Violin
 Bullshit Magician
 Expletive Noises
 Looks like a million dollars, is probably
 worth a million dollars
 - family person, loves everybody
 keeps Twitter on private
 - meows back at their cat
 - extroverted introvert
 -feels guilty for not logging into
 Animal Crossing for nine months
 thinks existence is kind of funny
 invented the word 'dapper
 - the living embodiment of when
 you try your best but you don't succeed'
 - just wants to be loved and cherished
 -great with animals, never scratched
 the life of the party, when they're
 not launching into drunken diatribes
 -smartest smart person alive
 -stays up until three in the morning
 thinking about the meaning of life
 - an essential addition to any squad
 - reads at 10,000 miles per hour
 wants to stab Banksy
 hates stan culture
 hoards comfort food beneath their desk
 gets sentimental over their Neopets
 used to hoard Beanie Babies
 - hates answering the phone
 - silently lurks in Twitch chatrooms
 - needs more friends
 - stylish drunk with two hollow legs
 - never fails to speak their mind
 great at impressions
 -not-so-secretly depressed
 - regularly confuses main for private
 "just forget I said that haha"
 preserves their right hook for justice
 - stared into the void, got bored
 quotes movies when provoked
 - "That's just, like, your opinion, man."
 the most perfect teeth
 Baby Boy...Baby
 Talk Shit, Get Hit
 Mr. Krabs
 A Dog
 - soft outside, softer inside
 - never ashamed to cry
 - weak spot for pups, needs
 to pet every dog they see
 -only one of the squad that's been punched squad's resident cheapskate
 needs to seriously reconsider things
 trolling game out of control
 A dog
 - never seems to accumulate debt,
 also never tips the waiter
 took college prep in high school
 - can't fight to save their life
 - surprisingly terrifying comebacks
 - multilingual
 gg ez clap"
 oves Bon Iver, Death Grips
 and Beyonce equally
 - Kappa Kappa KappaRoss CoolStoryBob
 workplace's local kissass
 likes to give gifts to sad friends
 living embodiment of a flower crown talks during movies
 home life is a mess
 - needs a vacation, too self-conscious - doesn't flush toilets in public bathrooms
 to take one
 - adopted by everybody
 - "Oh, I won't report you...yet"
 believes they were born in the wrong era
 - has never yelled once
 - in love with the smell of old books
 - wishes on stars when no one's looking
 leaves breadcrumbs in butter
 a well-rounded tool
 - nobody knows why they keep getting invited"Poverty is a state of mind."
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Her, She, and Chewy: She fell asleep holding her chewy snack.

She fell asleep holding her chewy snack.

America, Baked, and Cookies: Andy Richter and 2 others liked A TINy Beefsteak @TenderBeefste.. , 9h If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called "monoscuits." correspondingnerd: brunhiddensmusings: cameoamalthea: brunhiddensmusings: threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat: badgerofshambles: a singular scuit. just one.  an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it. ‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones ‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice bakedthus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice behold the monoscuit/scuit Why is this called a biscuit: when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they caredthus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UKthe evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.
America, Baked, and Cookies: Andy Richter and 2 others liked
 A TINy Beefsteak @TenderBeefste.. , 9h
 If my calculations are correct, biscuits
 and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious
 third food called "monoscuits."
correspondingnerd:

brunhiddensmusings:

cameoamalthea:

brunhiddensmusings:

threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat:

badgerofshambles:
a singular scuit. just one. 
an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice bakedthus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice 


behold the monoscuit/scuit

Why is this called a biscuit: 

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they caredthus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UKthe evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.

correspondingnerd: brunhiddensmusings: cameoamalthea: brunhiddensmusings: threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat: badgerofshambles: a singular scui...

America, Baked, and Cookies: Andy Richter and 2 others liked A TINy Beefsteak @TenderBeefste.. , 9h If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called "monoscuits." correspondingnerd: brunhiddensmusings: cameoamalthea: brunhiddensmusings: threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat: badgerofshambles: a singular scuit. just one.  an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it. ‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones ‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice bakedthus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice behold the monoscuit/scuit Why is this called a biscuit: when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they caredthus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UKthe evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.
America, Baked, and Cookies: Andy Richter and 2 others liked
 A TINy Beefsteak @TenderBeefste.. , 9h
 If my calculations are correct, biscuits
 and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious
 third food called "monoscuits."
correspondingnerd:

brunhiddensmusings:

cameoamalthea:

brunhiddensmusings:

threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat:

badgerofshambles:
a singular scuit. just one. 
an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice bakedthus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice 


behold the monoscuit/scuit

Why is this called a biscuit: 

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they caredthus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UKthe evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.

correspondingnerd: brunhiddensmusings: cameoamalthea: brunhiddensmusings: threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat: badgerofshambles: a singular scui...

America, Baked, and Cookies: Andy Richter and 2 others liked A TINy Beefsteak @TenderBeefste... . 9h If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called "monoscuits. badgerofshambles a singular scuit. just one. threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it. brunhiddensmusings scuit comes from the french word for bake', 'cuire' as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years biscuit meant twice-baked', originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word 'biscuit' do not be fooled to think 'being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies' - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones 1862 Hardtack fromof bread was that to The The triscuit' is toasted after the normal biscu it process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice behold the monoscuitscuit cameoamalthea Why is this called a biscuit: brunhiddensmusings when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breakinga tooth this was a pretty short leap of just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army' but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for twice baked' back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the the same time. 'cookies' then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter sugar/molasses, and eggs before 'tea biscuits' as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why 'biscuit and 'cookie' are separate items in america but the same item in the UK buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree Source: authumor 36,507 notes Monobiscuit
America, Baked, and Cookies: Andy Richter and 2 others liked
 A TINy Beefsteak @TenderBeefste... . 9h
 If my calculations are correct, biscuits
 and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious
 third food called "monoscuits.
 badgerofshambles
 a singular scuit. just one.
 threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat
 an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically
 impossible and yet here I am monching on it.
 brunhiddensmusings
 scuit comes from the french word for bake', 'cuire' as
 bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred
 years
 biscuit meant twice-baked', originally meaning items like
 hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a
 preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter
 were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the
 word 'biscuit' do not be fooled to think 'being a pirate mustve
 been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies' - they were
 made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum
 displays or as paving stones
 1862
 Hardtack fromof bread was
 that
 to
 The
 The
 triscuit' is toasted after the normal biscu
 it process, thrice
 baked
 thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because
 it was only baked once, not twice
 behold the monoscuitscuit
 cameoamalthea
 Why is this called a biscuit:
 brunhiddensmusings
 when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer
 had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so
 instead baked them once and left them soft, often with
 buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into
 filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of
 greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack
 biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or
 gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breakinga
 tooth this was a pretty short leap of just dont make them rock
 hard if im not baking for the army' but didnt drop the name
 because its been used for centuries and people forgot its
 french for twice baked' back in the tudor era, biscuit was just
 a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as
 they cared
 thus the
 the same time. 'cookies' then came to america via german
 and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter
 sugar/molasses, and eggs before 'tea biscuits' as england
 knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which
 is why 'biscuit and 'cookie' are separate items in america but
 the same item in the UK
 buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at
 the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree
 Source: authumor
 36,507 notes
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Monobiscuit

Camera, Time, and Dog: Chewy reluctantly showing his new moves!
Camera, Time, and Dog: Chewy reluctantly showing his new moves!

Chewy reluctantly showing his new moves!

Lgbt, Omg, and Sorry: eli 27 @hometovn skittles did THAT HARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW LIMITED EDITION 2017-03-30, 2:51 PM LIMITED EDITION taste he Rainbow Cー っ SHARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW only one Rainbow mattets this PRide. Give the Rainbow, taste the Rainon KO MARS IRELAND UL PO BO 700 ROMARS IRELAND LUL PO BOX 3856, DUBIN4. Contact us: www.mars.co vireland1890 812 315 Cortactu露www.wn, 'ey.convuk 〇0800 028 7009 PORTIONS PER PACK/PORTIONEN PRO PACKUNG: 4 NUTR TION DECLARATION/NAHRWERT1009 1435 UKIRO CHEWY CANDIES IN A CRISP SUGAR SHELL WITH FRUIT FLAWOURS.ENERGIE NGIDENTSSGRUOSİS RUP PALM FAT, ACOS dTRIC ACID, 404 kcal 176 ka MALCADO. DEXTRİN, MALTOOT RIN FLAVOURINGS, MOORED STARCH. ACIDITY REGULATOR TRISODIUN CITRATE, GLAZING AGENT CARNAUBA WAX COLOUR E1T2. PRODUCT MAY C ONTAIN AN UNEVEN MDX OF FLAVOURS UTABLE FOR VEGETARANS IEEP COOL AND DRY. BEST BEFOREe DE WRIGLEY GMBH, 0-82004 UNTERHACHING. Www.wR NKUSPRIGER ZUCKERHULLE MIT FRUCHTGESCHMACK ZUCKER GUNDSESIRUP PALMFETT SAUERUNGSMITTEL CITRO SAURE, APFELSAURE 429 T/FETT OF WHICH SATURATES 23g1 DAVON GESATTIGTE FETTSAUREN OF WHICH SUGARS/DAVON ZUCKER SALT/SALZ AGEES CARBOHYDRATE/KOHLENHYDRATE PROTENEWES 0.029 | 001 TRINATRIUMCITRAT, UBERZUGSMITTEL CARNAUBAW CHS, FARBSTOFF E172 OAUWDTROCEN AUFBEWAHRENL MINDESTENS ALTBAR BIS: SIEHE BODEN REFERENZMENGE F REFERENCE INTAKE OF AN AVERAGE ADULT (8400000 t UR EINEN DURCHSCHNITTLICHEN ERWACHSENEN (8400 kJ/2000 kcal) l the lentils are white in celebeation of PRide. Enjoy the mystey ma. siite libertarirynn: holdtheskeletongrillby: snark-isms: ruinedchildhood: 💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈 Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something? They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people. “White pride” omg
Lgbt, Omg, and Sorry: eli 27
 @hometovn
 skittles did THAT
 HARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW
 LIMITED
 EDITION
 2017-03-30, 2:51 PM

 LIMITED
 EDITION
 taste he Rainbow

 Cー っ
 SHARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW
 only one Rainbow mattets this PRide.
 Give the Rainbow, taste the Rainon
 KO MARS IRELAND UL PO BO 700
 ROMARS IRELAND LUL PO BOX 3856, DUBIN4.
 Contact us: www.mars.co vireland1890 812 315
 Cortactu露www.wn, 'ey.convuk 〇0800 028 7009
 PORTIONS PER PACK/PORTIONEN PRO PACKUNG: 4
 NUTR TION DECLARATION/NAHRWERT1009 1435
 UKIRO CHEWY CANDIES IN A CRISP SUGAR SHELL WITH FRUIT FLAWOURS.ENERGIE
 NGIDENTSSGRUOSİS RUP PALM FAT, ACOS dTRIC ACID,
 404 kcal 176 ka
 MALCADO. DEXTRİN, MALTOOT RIN FLAVOURINGS, MOORED STARCH.
 ACIDITY REGULATOR TRISODIUN CITRATE, GLAZING AGENT CARNAUBA WAX
 COLOUR E1T2. PRODUCT MAY C ONTAIN AN UNEVEN MDX OF FLAVOURS
 UTABLE FOR VEGETARANS IEEP COOL AND DRY. BEST BEFOREe
 DE WRIGLEY GMBH, 0-82004 UNTERHACHING. Www.wR
 NKUSPRIGER ZUCKERHULLE MIT FRUCHTGESCHMACK ZUCKER
 GUNDSESIRUP PALMFETT SAUERUNGSMITTEL CITRO SAURE, APFELSAURE
 429
 T/FETT
 OF WHICH SATURATES
 23g1
 DAVON GESATTIGTE FETTSAUREN
 OF WHICH SUGARS/DAVON ZUCKER
 SALT/SALZ
 AGEES CARBOHYDRATE/KOHLENHYDRATE
 PROTENEWES
 0.029 | 001
 TRINATRIUMCITRAT, UBERZUGSMITTEL CARNAUBAW CHS, FARBSTOFF E172
 OAUWDTROCEN AUFBEWAHRENL MINDESTENS ALTBAR BIS: SIEHE BODEN REFERENZMENGE F
 REFERENCE INTAKE OF AN AVERAGE ADULT (8400000 t
 UR EINEN DURCHSCHNITTLICHEN
 ERWACHSENEN (8400 kJ/2000 kcal)
 l the lentils are white in celebeation of PRide. Enjoy the mystey ma.
 siite

libertarirynn:
holdtheskeletongrillby:

snark-isms:


ruinedchildhood:

💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈

Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something?


They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people.


“White pride” omg

libertarirynn: holdtheskeletongrillby: snark-isms: ruinedchildhood: 💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈 Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something...

Lgbt, Omg, and Sorry: eli 27 @hometovn skittles did THAT HARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW LIMITED EDITION 2017-03-30, 2:51 PM LIMITED EDITION taste he Rainbow Cー っ SHARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW only one Rainbow mattets this PRide. Give the Rainbow, taste the Rainon KO MARS IRELAND UL PO BO 700 ROMARS IRELAND LUL PO BOX 3856, DUBIN4. Contact us: www.mars.co vireland1890 812 315 Cortactu露www.wn, 'ey.convuk 〇0800 028 7009 PORTIONS PER PACK/PORTIONEN PRO PACKUNG: 4 NUTR TION DECLARATION/NAHRWERT1009 1435 UKIRO CHEWY CANDIES IN A CRISP SUGAR SHELL WITH FRUIT FLAWOURS.ENERGIE NGIDENTSSGRUOSİS RUP PALM FAT, ACOS dTRIC ACID, 404 kcal 176 ka MALCADO. DEXTRİN, MALTOOT RIN FLAVOURINGS, MOORED STARCH. ACIDITY REGULATOR TRISODIUN CITRATE, GLAZING AGENT CARNAUBA WAX COLOUR E1T2. PRODUCT MAY C ONTAIN AN UNEVEN MDX OF FLAVOURS UTABLE FOR VEGETARANS IEEP COOL AND DRY. BEST BEFOREe DE WRIGLEY GMBH, 0-82004 UNTERHACHING. Www.wR NKUSPRIGER ZUCKERHULLE MIT FRUCHTGESCHMACK ZUCKER GUNDSESIRUP PALMFETT SAUERUNGSMITTEL CITRO SAURE, APFELSAURE 429 T/FETT OF WHICH SATURATES 23g1 DAVON GESATTIGTE FETTSAUREN OF WHICH SUGARS/DAVON ZUCKER SALT/SALZ AGEES CARBOHYDRATE/KOHLENHYDRATE PROTENEWES 0.029 | 001 TRINATRIUMCITRAT, UBERZUGSMITTEL CARNAUBAW CHS, FARBSTOFF E172 OAUWDTROCEN AUFBEWAHRENL MINDESTENS ALTBAR BIS: SIEHE BODEN REFERENZMENGE F REFERENCE INTAKE OF AN AVERAGE ADULT (8400000 t UR EINEN DURCHSCHNITTLICHEN ERWACHSENEN (8400 kJ/2000 kcal) l the lentils are white in celebeation of PRide. Enjoy the mystey ma. siite libertarirynn: holdtheskeletongrillby: snark-isms: ruinedchildhood: 💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈 Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something? They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people. “White pride” omg
Lgbt, Omg, and Sorry: eli 27
 @hometovn
 skittles did THAT
 HARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW
 LIMITED
 EDITION
 2017-03-30, 2:51 PM

 LIMITED
 EDITION
 taste he Rainbow

 Cー っ
 SHARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW
 only one Rainbow mattets this PRide.
 Give the Rainbow, taste the Rainon
 KO MARS IRELAND UL PO BO 700
 ROMARS IRELAND LUL PO BOX 3856, DUBIN4.
 Contact us: www.mars.co vireland1890 812 315
 Cortactu露www.wn, 'ey.convuk 〇0800 028 7009
 PORTIONS PER PACK/PORTIONEN PRO PACKUNG: 4
 NUTR TION DECLARATION/NAHRWERT1009 1435
 UKIRO CHEWY CANDIES IN A CRISP SUGAR SHELL WITH FRUIT FLAWOURS.ENERGIE
 NGIDENTSSGRUOSİS RUP PALM FAT, ACOS dTRIC ACID,
 404 kcal 176 ka
 MALCADO. DEXTRİN, MALTOOT RIN FLAVOURINGS, MOORED STARCH.
 ACIDITY REGULATOR TRISODIUN CITRATE, GLAZING AGENT CARNAUBA WAX
 COLOUR E1T2. PRODUCT MAY C ONTAIN AN UNEVEN MDX OF FLAVOURS
 UTABLE FOR VEGETARANS IEEP COOL AND DRY. BEST BEFOREe
 DE WRIGLEY GMBH, 0-82004 UNTERHACHING. Www.wR
 NKUSPRIGER ZUCKERHULLE MIT FRUCHTGESCHMACK ZUCKER
 GUNDSESIRUP PALMFETT SAUERUNGSMITTEL CITRO SAURE, APFELSAURE
 429
 T/FETT
 OF WHICH SATURATES
 23g1
 DAVON GESATTIGTE FETTSAUREN
 OF WHICH SUGARS/DAVON ZUCKER
 SALT/SALZ
 AGEES CARBOHYDRATE/KOHLENHYDRATE
 PROTENEWES
 0.029 | 001
 TRINATRIUMCITRAT, UBERZUGSMITTEL CARNAUBAW CHS, FARBSTOFF E172
 OAUWDTROCEN AUFBEWAHRENL MINDESTENS ALTBAR BIS: SIEHE BODEN REFERENZMENGE F
 REFERENCE INTAKE OF AN AVERAGE ADULT (8400000 t
 UR EINEN DURCHSCHNITTLICHEN
 ERWACHSENEN (8400 kJ/2000 kcal)
 l the lentils are white in celebeation of PRide. Enjoy the mystey ma.
 siite

libertarirynn:

holdtheskeletongrillby:

snark-isms:


ruinedchildhood:

💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈

Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something?


They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people.


“White pride” omg

libertarirynn: holdtheskeletongrillby: snark-isms: ruinedchildhood: 💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈 Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing somethin...

Lgbt, Omg, and Sorry: eli 27 @hometovn skittles did THAT HARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW LIMITED EDITION 2017-03-30, 2:51 PM LIMITED EDITION taste he Rainbow Cー っ SHARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW only one Rainbow mattets this PRide. Give the Rainbow, taste the Rainon KO MARS IRELAND UL PO BO 700 ROMARS IRELAND LUL PO BOX 3856, DUBIN4. Contact us: www.mars.co vireland1890 812 315 Cortactu露www.wn, 'ey.convuk 〇0800 028 7009 PORTIONS PER PACK/PORTIONEN PRO PACKUNG: 4 NUTR TION DECLARATION/NAHRWERT1009 1435 UKIRO CHEWY CANDIES IN A CRISP SUGAR SHELL WITH FRUIT FLAWOURS.ENERGIE NGIDENTSSGRUOSİS RUP PALM FAT, ACOS dTRIC ACID, MALCADO. DEXTRİN, MALTOOT RIN FLAVOURINGS, MOORED STARCH. ACIDITY REGULATOR TRISODIUN CITRATE, GLAZING AGENT CARNAUBA WAX COLOUR E1T2. PRODUCT MAY C ONTAIN AN UNEVEN MDX OF FLAVOURS UTABLE FOR VEGETARANS IEEP COOL AND DRY. BEST BEFOREe DE WRIGLEY GMBH, 0-82004 UNTERHACHING. Www.wR NKUSPRIGER ZUCKERHULLE MIT FRUCHTGESCHMACK ZUCKER GUNDSESIRUP PALMFETT SAUERUNGSMITTEL CITRO SAURE, APFELSAURE PROTENEWES 404 kcal 176 ka 429 T/FETT OF WHICH SATURATES 23g1 DAVON GESATTIGTE FETTSAUREN OF WHICH SUGARS/DAVON ZUCKER SALT/SALZ AGEES CARBOHYDRATE/KOHLENHYDRATE 0.029 | 001 TRINATRIUMCITRAT, UBERZUGSMITTEL CARNAUBAW CHS, FARBSTOFF E172 OAUWDTROCEN AUFBEWAHRENL MINDESTENS ALTBAR BIS: SIEHE BODEN REFERENZMENGE F REFERENCE INTAKE OF AN AVERAGE ADULT (8400000 t UR EINEN DURCHSCHNITTLICHEN ERWACHSENEN (8400 kJ/2000 kcal) l the lentils are white in celebeation of PRide. Enjoy the mystey ma. siite <p><a href="https://mornington-the-crescent.tumblr.com/post/175275365509/libertarirynn-holdtheskeletongrillby" class="tumblr_blog">mornington-the-crescent</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175274799494/holdtheskeletongrillby-snark-isms" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://holdtheskeletongrillby.tumblr.com/post/159326539360/snark-isms-ruinedchildhood-sorry" class="tumblr_blog">holdtheskeletongrillby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://snark-isms.tumblr.com/post/159325434158/ruinedchildhood-sorry-but-all-i-see" class="tumblr_blog">snark-isms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ruinedchildhood.com/post/159077186704" class="tumblr_blog">ruinedchildhood</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈</p></blockquote> <p>Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something?</p> </blockquote> <p>They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people.</p> </blockquote> <p>“White pride” omg</p> </blockquote> <p>Hang on, hang on.</p><p style=""><br/></p><p>Is nobody else going to point out the fact that individual Skittles are called “lentils”?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Oh wow I didn’t even notice that. That is weird 🤔🤔🤔</p>
Lgbt, Omg, and Sorry: eli 27
 @hometovn
 skittles did THAT
 HARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW
 LIMITED
 EDITION
 2017-03-30, 2:51 PM

 LIMITED
 EDITION
 taste he Rainbow

 Cー っ
 SHARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW
 only one Rainbow mattets this PRide.
 Give the Rainbow, taste the Rainon
 KO MARS IRELAND UL PO BO 700
 ROMARS IRELAND LUL PO BOX 3856, DUBIN4.
 Contact us: www.mars.co vireland1890 812 315
 Cortactu露www.wn, 'ey.convuk 〇0800 028 7009
 PORTIONS PER PACK/PORTIONEN PRO PACKUNG: 4
 NUTR TION DECLARATION/NAHRWERT1009 1435
 UKIRO CHEWY CANDIES IN A CRISP SUGAR SHELL WITH FRUIT FLAWOURS.ENERGIE
 NGIDENTSSGRUOSİS RUP PALM FAT, ACOS dTRIC ACID,
 MALCADO. DEXTRİN, MALTOOT RIN FLAVOURINGS, MOORED STARCH.
 ACIDITY REGULATOR TRISODIUN CITRATE, GLAZING AGENT CARNAUBA WAX
 COLOUR E1T2. PRODUCT MAY C ONTAIN AN UNEVEN MDX OF FLAVOURS
 UTABLE FOR VEGETARANS IEEP COOL AND DRY. BEST BEFOREe
 DE WRIGLEY GMBH, 0-82004 UNTERHACHING. Www.wR
 NKUSPRIGER ZUCKERHULLE MIT FRUCHTGESCHMACK ZUCKER
 GUNDSESIRUP PALMFETT SAUERUNGSMITTEL CITRO SAURE, APFELSAURE PROTENEWES
 404 kcal 176 ka
 429
 T/FETT
 OF WHICH SATURATES
 23g1
 DAVON GESATTIGTE FETTSAUREN
 OF WHICH SUGARS/DAVON ZUCKER
 SALT/SALZ
 AGEES CARBOHYDRATE/KOHLENHYDRATE
 0.029 | 001
 TRINATRIUMCITRAT, UBERZUGSMITTEL CARNAUBAW CHS, FARBSTOFF E172
 OAUWDTROCEN AUFBEWAHRENL MINDESTENS ALTBAR BIS: SIEHE BODEN REFERENZMENGE F
 REFERENCE INTAKE OF AN AVERAGE ADULT (8400000 t
 UR EINEN DURCHSCHNITTLICHEN
 ERWACHSENEN (8400 kJ/2000 kcal)
 l the lentils are white in celebeation of PRide. Enjoy the mystey ma.
 siite

<p><a href="https://mornington-the-crescent.tumblr.com/post/175275365509/libertarirynn-holdtheskeletongrillby" class="tumblr_blog">mornington-the-crescent</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175274799494/holdtheskeletongrillby-snark-isms" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://holdtheskeletongrillby.tumblr.com/post/159326539360/snark-isms-ruinedchildhood-sorry" class="tumblr_blog">holdtheskeletongrillby</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://snark-isms.tumblr.com/post/159325434158/ruinedchildhood-sorry-but-all-i-see" class="tumblr_blog">snark-isms</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ruinedchildhood.com/post/159077186704" class="tumblr_blog">ruinedchildhood</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈</p></blockquote>

<p>Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>“White pride” omg</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hang on, hang on.</p><p style=""><br/></p><p>Is nobody else going to point out the fact that individual Skittles are called “lentils”?<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Oh wow I didn’t even notice that. That is weird 🤔🤔🤔</p>

mornington-the-crescent: libertarirynn: holdtheskeletongrillby: snark-isms: ruinedchildhood: 💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈 Sorry but all I see is white pri...

Lgbt, Omg, and Sorry: eli 27 @hometovn skittles did THAT HARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW LIMITED EDITION 2017-03-30, 2:51 PM LIMITED EDITION taste he Rainbow Cー っ SHARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW only one Rainbow mattets this PRide. Give the Rainbow, taste the Rainon KO MARS IRELAND UL PO BO 700 ROMARS IRELAND LUL PO BOX 3856, DUBIN4. Contact us: www.mars.co vireland1890 812 315 Cortactu露www.wn, 'ey.convuk 〇0800 028 7009 PORTIONS PER PACK/PORTIONEN PRO PACKUNG: 4 NUTR TION DECLARATION/NAHRWERT1009 1435 UKIRO CHEWY CANDIES IN A CRISP SUGAR SHELL WITH FRUIT FLAWOURS.ENERGIE NGIDENTSSGRUOSİS RUP PALM FAT, ACOS dTRIC ACID, MALCADO. DEXTRİN, MALTOOT RIN FLAVOURINGS, MOORED STARCH. ACIDITY REGULATOR TRISODIUN CITRATE, GLAZING AGENT CARNAUBA WAX COLOUR E1T2. PRODUCT MAY C ONTAIN AN UNEVEN MDX OF FLAVOURS UTABLE FOR VEGETARANS IEEP COOL AND DRY. BEST BEFOREe DE WRIGLEY GMBH, 0-82004 UNTERHACHING. Www.wR NKUSPRIGER ZUCKERHULLE MIT FRUCHTGESCHMACK ZUCKER GUNDSESIRUP PALMFETT SAUERUNGSMITTEL CITRO SAURE, APFELSAURE PROTENEWES 404 kcal 176 ka 429 T/FETT OF WHICH SATURATES 23g1 DAVON GESATTIGTE FETTSAUREN OF WHICH SUGARS/DAVON ZUCKER SALT/SALZ AGEES CARBOHYDRATE/KOHLENHYDRATE 0.029 | 001 TRINATRIUMCITRAT, UBERZUGSMITTEL CARNAUBAW CHS, FARBSTOFF E172 OAUWDTROCEN AUFBEWAHRENL MINDESTENS ALTBAR BIS: SIEHE BODEN REFERENZMENGE F REFERENCE INTAKE OF AN AVERAGE ADULT (8400000 t UR EINEN DURCHSCHNITTLICHEN ERWACHSENEN (8400 kJ/2000 kcal) l the lentils are white in celebeation of PRide. Enjoy the mystey ma. siite <p><a href="http://holdtheskeletongrillby.tumblr.com/post/159326539360/snark-isms-ruinedchildhood-sorry" class="tumblr_blog">holdtheskeletongrillby</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://snark-isms.tumblr.com/post/159325434158/ruinedchildhood-sorry-but-all-i-see" class="tumblr_blog">snark-isms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ruinedchildhood.com/post/159077186704" class="tumblr_blog">ruinedchildhood</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈</p></blockquote> <p>Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something?</p> </blockquote> <p>They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people.</p> </blockquote> <p>“White pride” omg</p>
Lgbt, Omg, and Sorry: eli 27
 @hometovn
 skittles did THAT
 HARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW
 LIMITED
 EDITION
 2017-03-30, 2:51 PM

 LIMITED
 EDITION
 taste he Rainbow

 Cー っ
 SHARE INE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW
 only one Rainbow mattets this PRide.
 Give the Rainbow, taste the Rainon
 KO MARS IRELAND UL PO BO 700
 ROMARS IRELAND LUL PO BOX 3856, DUBIN4.
 Contact us: www.mars.co vireland1890 812 315
 Cortactu露www.wn, 'ey.convuk 〇0800 028 7009
 PORTIONS PER PACK/PORTIONEN PRO PACKUNG: 4
 NUTR TION DECLARATION/NAHRWERT1009 1435
 UKIRO CHEWY CANDIES IN A CRISP SUGAR SHELL WITH FRUIT FLAWOURS.ENERGIE
 NGIDENTSSGRUOSİS RUP PALM FAT, ACOS dTRIC ACID,
 MALCADO. DEXTRİN, MALTOOT RIN FLAVOURINGS, MOORED STARCH.
 ACIDITY REGULATOR TRISODIUN CITRATE, GLAZING AGENT CARNAUBA WAX
 COLOUR E1T2. PRODUCT MAY C ONTAIN AN UNEVEN MDX OF FLAVOURS
 UTABLE FOR VEGETARANS IEEP COOL AND DRY. BEST BEFOREe
 DE WRIGLEY GMBH, 0-82004 UNTERHACHING. Www.wR
 NKUSPRIGER ZUCKERHULLE MIT FRUCHTGESCHMACK ZUCKER
 GUNDSESIRUP PALMFETT SAUERUNGSMITTEL CITRO SAURE, APFELSAURE PROTENEWES
 404 kcal 176 ka
 429
 T/FETT
 OF WHICH SATURATES
 23g1
 DAVON GESATTIGTE FETTSAUREN
 OF WHICH SUGARS/DAVON ZUCKER
 SALT/SALZ
 AGEES CARBOHYDRATE/KOHLENHYDRATE
 0.029 | 001
 TRINATRIUMCITRAT, UBERZUGSMITTEL CARNAUBAW CHS, FARBSTOFF E172
 OAUWDTROCEN AUFBEWAHRENL MINDESTENS ALTBAR BIS: SIEHE BODEN REFERENZMENGE F
 REFERENCE INTAKE OF AN AVERAGE ADULT (8400000 t
 UR EINEN DURCHSCHNITTLICHEN
 ERWACHSENEN (8400 kJ/2000 kcal)
 l the lentils are white in celebeation of PRide. Enjoy the mystey ma.
 siite

<p><a href="http://holdtheskeletongrillby.tumblr.com/post/159326539360/snark-isms-ruinedchildhood-sorry" class="tumblr_blog">holdtheskeletongrillby</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://snark-isms.tumblr.com/post/159325434158/ruinedchildhood-sorry-but-all-i-see" class="tumblr_blog">snark-isms</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ruinedchildhood.com/post/159077186704" class="tumblr_blog">ruinedchildhood</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈</p></blockquote>

<p>Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>“White pride” omg</p>

holdtheskeletongrillby: snark-isms: ruinedchildhood: 💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈 Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something? They are alw...

Chill, Christmas, and Cookies: davetheshady: brawltogethernow: shapechangersinwinter: locusimperium: A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic.  Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day.  Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares 1 cup unsalted butter, softened 1 egg1 cup sugar2 cups flour1 tsp vanilla½ tsp saltTurbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan. Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy.  Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour.  Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick.  Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar. Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula. So I tried this recipe. And it is GREAT. It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars. Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt
Chill, Christmas, and Cookies: davetheshady:

brawltogethernow:

shapechangersinwinter:

locusimperium:

A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic. 
Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day. 

Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 egg1 cup sugar2 cups flour1 tsp vanilla½ tsp saltTurbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.
Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy.  Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour. 
Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick.  Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.
Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.



So I tried this recipe.
And it is GREAT.
It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.

Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt

davetheshady: brawltogethernow: shapechangersinwinter: locusimperium: A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and lookin...

Being Alone, Bad, and Christmas: becausedragonage: kingdomheartsddd: kingdomheartsddd: christmas-kuchen: These photos were taken around one year apart.  One year. Can you imagine living your life without teeth? https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate Have a brief example of what you’d experience: - Unable to eat properly, your health and physical well-being suffers significantly and this shortens your life over time.  If you’re like me and have weak jaws, you’ll likely not be able to chew well; you’re going to be swallowing lumps of things, which is uncomfortable, gross, and unhealthy. -Eating can be very painful, to the point you’re going to be eating soup, mashed potatoes, or cream of wheat for at least a few meals. -Self-confidence tanks, and so can your mental health; this has really f*cked me up, leaving me intensely depressed to the point where I’ve pretty much cried for entire days, not to mention trying to adjust to this nightmare that has become my life. - Dentures generally need to be pasted into your mouth (the paste doesn’t usually last that well, and isn’t a fix-all.  It also tastes pretty foul.) and tend to cause anything from mild discomfort to bad pain. - You don’t get to eat anything sticky, chewy, etc.; no more toffee, gum, unprocessed meat, salad (yes, even things like lettuce and spinach are VERY difficult to eat.  And, forget fresh fruit and veggies.  Too firm, - No biting with your front teeth.   - There is no real ‘resting place’ for your lower jaw - it’s uncomfortable and even painful to have your gums pressed together, and letting your lower jaw relax and ‘hang’ is almost as bad. - Have you heard someone speak without teeth?  You’re liable to repeat things A LOT and feel self-conscious and stupid. -People will shun you, or give you repulsed looks. -Try looking for work when you look like I do, all gums and no teeth.  No way you’re getting an interview or a call back. https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate Not to mention that your JAWS SHRINK and make it even more difficult to eat/speak and are prone to FRACTURING. That’s why I am on my knees, begging and praying for the donations I so desperately need to replace my teeth with implants. Implants act like REAL TEETH and I could eat/speak as before and my jaws would stop shrinking.  But, I live in poverty and am disabled.  I can’t afford it alone.  I’m scared this is going to be the end of me. https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate $275 of $29,160 goal Wow! Two hours after I reblogged this and $2,287 of $29,160 goal !!! From the Gofundme link: *My goal was updated after getting the written estimate from my denturist* $24,050 of $32,130 goal She’s almost there!
Being Alone, Bad, and Christmas: becausedragonage:
kingdomheartsddd:

kingdomheartsddd:

christmas-kuchen:

These photos were taken around one year apart.  One year.
Can you imagine living your life without teeth?

https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate

Have a brief example of what you’d experience:
- Unable to eat properly, your health and physical well-being suffers significantly and this shortens your life over time.  If you’re like me and have weak jaws, you’ll likely not be able to chew well; you’re going to be swallowing lumps of things, which is uncomfortable, gross, and unhealthy.
-Eating can be very painful, to the point you’re going to be eating soup, mashed potatoes, or cream of wheat for at least a few meals.
-Self-confidence tanks, and so can your mental health; this has really f*cked me up, leaving me intensely depressed to the point where I’ve pretty much cried for entire days, not to mention trying to adjust to this nightmare that has become my life.
- Dentures generally need to be pasted into your mouth (the paste doesn’t usually last that well, and isn’t a fix-all.  It also tastes pretty foul.) and tend to cause anything from mild discomfort to bad pain.
- You don’t get to eat anything sticky, chewy, etc.; no more toffee, gum, unprocessed meat, salad (yes, even things like lettuce and spinach are VERY difficult to eat.  And, forget fresh fruit and veggies.  Too firm,
- No biting with your front teeth.  
- There is no real ‘resting place’ for your lower jaw - it’s uncomfortable and even painful to have your gums pressed together, and letting your lower jaw relax and ‘hang’ is almost as bad.
- Have you heard someone speak without teeth?  You’re liable to repeat things A LOT and feel self-conscious and stupid.
-People will shun you, or give you repulsed looks.
-Try looking for work when you look like I do, all gums and no teeth.  No way you’re getting an interview or a call back.

https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate

Not to mention that your JAWS SHRINK and make it even more difficult to eat/speak and are prone to FRACTURING.

That’s why I am on my knees, begging and praying for the donations I so desperately need to replace my teeth with implants.
Implants act like REAL TEETH and I could eat/speak as before and my jaws would stop shrinking.  But, I live in poverty and am disabled.  I can’t afford it alone.  I’m scared this is going to be the end of me.
https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate

$275 of $29,160 goal

Wow! Two hours after I reblogged this and 
$2,287 of $29,160 goal !!!

From the Gofundme link:


*My goal was updated after getting the written estimate from my denturist*

 
$24,050 of $32,130 goal
She’s almost there!

becausedragonage: kingdomheartsddd: kingdomheartsddd: christmas-kuchen: These photos were taken around one year apart.  One year. Can you...

Being Alone, Bad, and Christmas: <p><a href="http://christmas-kuchen.tumblr.com/post/168790073939/these-photos-were-taken-around-one-year-apart" class="tumblr_blog">christmas-kuchen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These photos were taken around one year apart.  One year.</p> <p>Can you imagine living your life without teeth?</p> <p><br/></p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p>Have a brief example of what you’d experience:</p> <p>- Unable to eat properly, your health and physical well-being suffers significantly and this shortens your life over time.  If you’re like me and have weak jaws, you’ll likely not be able to chew well; you’re going to be swallowing lumps of things, which is uncomfortable, gross, and unhealthy.</p> <p>-Eating can be very painful, to the point you’re going to be eating soup, mashed potatoes, or cream of wheat for at least a few meals.</p> <p>-Self-confidence tanks, and so can your mental health; this has really f*cked me up, leaving me intensely depressed to the point where I’ve pretty much cried for entire days, not to mention trying to adjust to this nightmare that has become my life.<br/></p> <p>- Dentures generally need to be pasted into your mouth (the paste doesn’t usually last that well, and isn’t a fix-all.  It also tastes pretty foul.) and tend to cause anything from mild discomfort to bad pain.</p> <p>- You don’t get to eat anything sticky, chewy, etc.; no more toffee, gum, unprocessed meat, salad (yes, even things like lettuce and spinach are VERY difficult to eat.  And, forget fresh fruit and veggies.  Too firm,</p> <p>- No biting with your front teeth.  </p> <p>- There is no real ‘resting place’ for your lower jaw - it’s uncomfortable and even painful to have your gums pressed together, and letting your lower jaw relax and ‘hang’ is almost as bad.</p> <p>- Have you heard someone speak without teeth?  You’re liable to repeat things A LOT and feel self-conscious and stupid.</p> <p>-People will shun you, or give you repulsed looks.</p> <p>-Try looking for work when you look like I do, all gums and no teeth.  No way you’re getting an interview or a call back.</p> <p><br/></p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a></p> <p><br/></p> <p>Not to mention that your JAWS SHRINK and make it even more difficult to eat/speak and are prone to FRACTURING.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>That’s why <b>I am on my knees</b>, <b>begging and praying</b> for the<a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate"> donations</a> I so desperately need to replace my teeth with implants.</p> <p>Implants act like REAL TEETH and I could eat/speak as before and my jaws would stop shrinking.  But, I live in poverty and am disabled.  I can’t afford it alone.  I’m scared this is going to be the end of me.</p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a><br/></p> </blockquote>
Being Alone, Bad, and Christmas: <p><a href="http://christmas-kuchen.tumblr.com/post/168790073939/these-photos-were-taken-around-one-year-apart" class="tumblr_blog">christmas-kuchen</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>These photos were taken around one year apart.  One year.</p>
<p>Can you imagine living your life without teeth?</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a><br/></p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>Have a brief example of what you’d experience:</p>
<p>- Unable to eat properly, your health and physical well-being suffers significantly and this shortens your life over time.  If you’re like me and have weak jaws, you’ll likely not be able to chew well; you’re going to be swallowing lumps of things, which is uncomfortable, gross, and unhealthy.</p>
<p>-Eating can be very painful, to the point you’re going to be eating soup, mashed potatoes, or cream of wheat for at least a few meals.</p>
<p>-Self-confidence tanks, and so can your mental health; this has really f*cked me up, leaving me intensely depressed to the point where I’ve pretty much cried for entire days, not to mention trying to adjust to this nightmare that has become my life.<br/></p>
<p>- Dentures generally need to be pasted into your mouth (the paste doesn’t usually last that well, and isn’t a fix-all.  It also tastes pretty foul.) and tend to cause anything from mild discomfort to bad pain.</p>
<p>- You don’t get to eat anything sticky, chewy, etc.; no more toffee, gum, unprocessed meat, salad (yes, even things like lettuce and spinach are VERY difficult to eat.  And, forget fresh fruit and veggies.  Too firm,</p>
<p>- No biting with your front teeth.  </p>
<p>- There is no real ‘resting place’ for your lower jaw - it’s uncomfortable and even painful to have your gums pressed together, and letting your lower jaw relax and ‘hang’ is almost as bad.</p>
<p>- Have you heard someone speak without teeth?  You’re liable to repeat things A LOT and feel self-conscious and stupid.</p>
<p>-People will shun you, or give you repulsed looks.</p>
<p>-Try looking for work when you look like I do, all gums and no teeth.  No way you’re getting an interview or a call back.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a></p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>Not to mention that your JAWS SHRINK and make it even more difficult to eat/speak and are prone to FRACTURING.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>That’s why <b>I am on my knees</b>, <b>begging and praying</b> for the<a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate"> donations</a> I so desperately need to replace my teeth with implants.</p>
<p>Implants act like REAL TEETH and I could eat/speak as before and my jaws would stop shrinking.  But, I live in poverty and am disabled.  I can’t afford it alone.  I’m scared this is going to be the end of me.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a><br/></p>
</blockquote>

christmas-kuchen: These photos were taken around one year apart.  One year. Can you imagine living your life without teeth? https://www.go...