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Christian Mingle: TARK actually daniel avidan -james elrod jr. self-destructive for the aesthetic used to be too nice but doesn't give a shit now looks good in anything -don't talk to them about homestuck -bitter af acts like they don't care but actually holds grudges -has a hit list likes girls (a lot) lazytown trash lowkey weeaboo -7 years has crazy christian parents non-offensive sjw CHARD THE DAD AVE ME -jesus made me gay fam is on tinder but belongs on christian mingle leather daddies pure volunteers themself as captive housewife alcohol poisoning chile everyone hated them in middle school bc they won EVERYTHING would marry an avocado doesn't know the difference between spanish and english clingy af plays videogames school crushes on everyone asks how you're doing so they can tell you their problems self-loathing!! TORSTED AZZ HANDS CHEESE BARNACLES -steals lunches from other people -on track team but also lazy -likes younger guys -lowkey dead inside -in high-level classes but has no motivation laugh that could cure cancer -only realized their limits after it was too late -loves body horror -wears shirts for things they don't even know -the productive friend" -bffs with the librarian -part of a cult -doesn't use technology does calligraphy but otherwise has average handwriting -will yell at you for not doing your homework <p>Tag yourself as the people I eat lunch with!!! My friend drew this and I came up with the captions, enjoy (:</p><p>submitted by <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mTkGSNxMAldROT0rv-vZOGA">@its-just-robin</a></p>
Christian Mingle: TARK
 actually daniel avidan
 -james elrod jr.
 self-destructive for
 the aesthetic
 used to be too nice but
 doesn't give a shit now
 looks good in anything
 -don't talk to them
 about homestuck
 -bitter af
 acts like they don't
 care but actually holds
 grudges
 -has a hit list
 likes girls (a lot)
 lazytown trash
 lowkey weeaboo
 -7 years
 has crazy christian
 parents
 non-offensive sjw
 CHARD
 THE
 DAD
 AVE ME
 -jesus made me gay fam
 is on tinder but belongs
 on christian mingle
 leather daddies
 pure
 volunteers themself as
 captive housewife
 alcohol poisoning
 chile
 everyone hated them in
 middle school bc they won
 EVERYTHING
 would marry an avocado
 doesn't know the
 difference between
 spanish and english
 clingy af
 plays videogames
 school
 crushes on everyone
 asks how you're doing
 so they can tell you
 their problems
 self-loathing!!
 TORSTED
 AZZ HANDS
 CHEESE
 BARNACLES
 -steals lunches from
 other people
 -on track team but also
 lazy
 -likes younger guys
 -lowkey dead inside
 -in high-level classes but
 has no motivation
 laugh that could cure
 cancer
 -only realized their
 limits after it was too
 late
 -loves body horror
 -wears shirts for
 things they don't even
 know
 -the productive
 friend"
 -bffs with the
 librarian
 -part of a cult
 -doesn't use
 technology
 does calligraphy but
 otherwise has
 average handwriting
 -will yell at you for
 not doing your
 homework
<p>Tag yourself as the people I eat lunch with!!! My friend drew this and I came up with the captions, enjoy (:</p><p>submitted by <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mTkGSNxMAldROT0rv-vZOGA">@its-just-robin</a></p>

<p>Tag yourself as the people I eat lunch with!!! My friend drew this and I came up with the captions, enjoy (:</p><p>submitted by <a cla...

Christian Mingle: Let's go shopping! So one of my followers DM me saying: "Have you ever met 'Mr. I'm too Perfect'? You see Mr. P is a sexy, motivated, funny, intelligent and extremely likable guy who makes calculated moves that force unsuspecting women in2 the grey area of 'are we dating or just hooking up?' Mr. P has an estimated bajillion women ready to marry him at the drop of an 'I love you.' Time to move on or accept the challenge?" Ok lemme drop a little science on Mr. PP, because I may know a thing or two about this type πŸ˜‡. First things first, keep it very G with old boy - but don't do the most. Find a balance. If u fawn over him too early on, he gon take u for granted. But don't fall into the trap of doing the other extreme and rubbing his face in his shit. Like when a girl wanna mention that she dated ball players and actors. Fuck they got to do with me? πŸ˜‚ I done dated models but I don't harp on that shit. Mr. PP ain't used to girls treating him like a regular dude. Give him that gift and watch it work magic πŸ€—. Second, tease him. Mr. PP is used to hearing about his perfection so relentlessly bust the fuck out of his balls. If he wearing a pink tie u could be all "OK SO WE DOING PINK TIES NOW THAT'S ADORABLE. YOU GOT A PINK THONG TO MATCH THAT PINK TIE, MR. PINKYSAURUS REX? HOW BOUT A PINK ROMPER. MATTER FACT YOUR XMAS GIFT IS A PINK ROMPER AND IMMA MAKE U WEAR IT OL PINK BUTTERCUP LOOKIN ASS LOL." Last of all, starve him. Get into a nice lil texting discussion and then leave him ice cold. U feel me? Like y'all bantering on Monday and poof...ghost till Wednesday. Fuck his circuitry up. Cross his wires. Have him worrying u spent Tuesday getting that long pipe from your ex. "But smash I hate these games why do I need to play games argh! I'll just live with cats I'm done 😫." Ok Cat Lady u the one who wanted to fuck with Mr. PP, I'm just giving u the game! U don't like this game? Might I suggest Christian Mingle - find u a nice boy named Peter who gon make loving missionary sexytime to u and have u in a Honda Odyssey. But if u wanna have Mr. PP chirren and ride in that big body Audi Q7 u gotta approach shit a lil different. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Christian Mingle: Let's go shopping!
So one of my followers DM me saying: "Have you ever met 'Mr. I'm too Perfect'? You see Mr. P is a sexy, motivated, funny, intelligent and extremely likable guy who makes calculated moves that force unsuspecting women in2 the grey area of 'are we dating or just hooking up?' Mr. P has an estimated bajillion women ready to marry him at the drop of an 'I love you.' Time to move on or accept the challenge?" Ok lemme drop a little science on Mr. PP, because I may know a thing or two about this type πŸ˜‡. First things first, keep it very G with old boy - but don't do the most. Find a balance. If u fawn over him too early on, he gon take u for granted. But don't fall into the trap of doing the other extreme and rubbing his face in his shit. Like when a girl wanna mention that she dated ball players and actors. Fuck they got to do with me? πŸ˜‚ I done dated models but I don't harp on that shit. Mr. PP ain't used to girls treating him like a regular dude. Give him that gift and watch it work magic πŸ€—. Second, tease him. Mr. PP is used to hearing about his perfection so relentlessly bust the fuck out of his balls. If he wearing a pink tie u could be all "OK SO WE DOING PINK TIES NOW THAT'S ADORABLE. YOU GOT A PINK THONG TO MATCH THAT PINK TIE, MR. PINKYSAURUS REX? HOW BOUT A PINK ROMPER. MATTER FACT YOUR XMAS GIFT IS A PINK ROMPER AND IMMA MAKE U WEAR IT OL PINK BUTTERCUP LOOKIN ASS LOL." Last of all, starve him. Get into a nice lil texting discussion and then leave him ice cold. U feel me? Like y'all bantering on Monday and poof...ghost till Wednesday. Fuck his circuitry up. Cross his wires. Have him worrying u spent Tuesday getting that long pipe from your ex. "But smash I hate these games why do I need to play games argh! I'll just live with cats I'm done 😫." Ok Cat Lady u the one who wanted to fuck with Mr. PP, I'm just giving u the game! U don't like this game? Might I suggest Christian Mingle - find u a nice boy named Peter who gon make loving missionary sexytime to u and have u in a Honda Odyssey. But if u wanna have Mr. PP chirren and ride in that big body Audi Q7 u gotta approach shit a lil different. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So one of my followers DM me saying: "Have you ever met 'Mr. I'm too Perfect'? You see Mr. P is a sexy, motivated, funny, intelligent and...