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Beautiful, Beer, and Christmas: 20 JOKES THAT ONLY INTELLECTUALS WILL UNDERSTAND 1. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally 2. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? 3. 3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?" The first logician says "I don't know." The second logician says "I don't know." The third logician says "Yes!" 4. Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek.It's Einstein's turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten.Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein then stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims "Newton!I found you! You're it!" Newton smiles and says "You didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!" . A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in an experiment. They were both placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful naked woman on a bed. The experimenter said every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician said "this is pointless" and stormed off". The engineer agreed to go ahead with the experiment anyway. The mathematician exclaimed on his way out "don't you see, you'll never actually reach her?". To which the engineer replied, "so what? Pretty soon I'll be close enough for all practical purposes!" 6. A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!" 7. Another Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "Five beers, please" 8. A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl"? The logician replies: "yes" 9. Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee please, with no cream." The waitress replies "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of creanm How about with no milk?" TO. Entropy isn't what it used to be 11. How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized 12. Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31Dec 25 13. Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, "Clearly this is a joke but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?" Gödel replies, "We can't know that because we're inside the joke." Chomsky says, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong." . Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, the phone rings and he jumps up shouting "oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!" 15. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." He doesn't react. 16. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't. 17. A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says "make me one with everything" To. A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says "we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here". The Higgs Boson then replies "but without me, how could you have mass?" 19. The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread 20. There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet. lolzandtrollz:Only Intellectuals Will Understand
Beautiful, Beer, and Christmas: 20 JOKES THAT ONLY
 INTELLECTUALS WILL UNDERSTAND
 1. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
 because they always take things literally
 2. What do you get when you cross a joke with a
 rhetorical question?
 3. 3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks
 "Do all of you want a drink?"
 The first logician says "I don't know."
 The second logician says "I don't know."
 The third logician says "Yes!"
 4. Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide
 and go seek.It's Einstein's turn to count so he
 covers his eyes and starts counting to ten.Pascal
 runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by
 one meter square on the ground in front of
 Einstein then stands in the middle of it. Einstein
 reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees
 Newton immediately and exclaims "Newton!I
 found you! You're it!"
 Newton smiles and says "You didn't find me, you
 found a Newton over a square meter. You found
 Pascal!"
 . A mathematician and an engineer agreed to
 take part in an experiment. They were both placed
 in a room and at the other end was a beautiful
 naked woman on a bed. The experimenter said
 every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel
 half the distance between themselves and the
 woman. The mathematician said "this is
 pointless" and stormed off". The engineer agreed
 to go ahead with the experiment anyway. The
 mathematician exclaimed on his way out "don't
 you see, you'll never actually reach her?". To
 which the engineer replied, "so what? Pretty soon
 I'll be close enough for all practical purposes!"
 6. A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a
 martinus
 "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
 The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I
 would have asked for it!"
 7. Another Roman walks into a bar, holds up
 two fingers, and says, "Five beers, please"
 8. A logician's wife is having a baby. The
 doctor immediately hands the newborn to the
 dad
 His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a
 girl"?
 The logician replies: "yes"
 9. Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe
 revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He
 says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee
 please, with no cream." The waitress replies
 "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of creanm
 How about with no milk?"
 TO. Entropy isn't what it used to be
 11. How can you tell the difference between a
 chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce
 unionized
 12. Why do engineers confuse Halloween and
 Christmas?
 Because Oct 31Dec 25
 13. Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam
 Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to
 the other two and says, "Clearly this is a joke
 but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?"
 Gödel replies, "We can't know that because
 we're inside the joke." Chomsky says, "Of course
 it's funny. You're just telling it wrong."
 . Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint,
 the phone rings and he jumps up shouting "oh
 shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"
 15. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer
 the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble
 gases here." He doesn't react.
 16. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And
 doesn't.
 17. A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog
 stand and says "make me one with everything"
 To. A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the
 priest says "we don't allow Higgs Bosons in
 here". The Higgs Boson then replies "but without
 me, how could you have mass?"
 19. The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to
 the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have
 eggs, get a dozen."
 The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of
 bread
 20. There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't
 had any gigs yet.
lolzandtrollz:Only Intellectuals Will Understand

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