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Bad, Complex, and Dumb: Ix-mysteric-xl asked So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world .biggest-gaudiest-patronuses teachers, share the weird crap vour kids have done! ralsalot I'm not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me "why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?" They're 11 baby-ur-a-haunted-house I'm not a teacher but a girl asked if because potatoes have more chromosomes then humans why aren't they a more complicated form of life, then had an "hyponuse" (hypothesis) that humans are too dumb to understand how complex potatoes really are hab3rdash I teach 4yr olds. I was holding hands with one and talking to another and all of a sudden, I felt wetness on my hand. I looked down and the kid whose hand I was holding was trying to fit my whole hand in his mouth thequeertheywarnedyouabout I came in to a 3rd grade class to help them learn to code in Scratch and I got a thank you note that said "You didn't help me but thanks" insomniackittens I was a teachers aide in a kindergarter room and this one girl swore up and down that she could pick me up by my ankles but wouldn't show me because she "didn't want to embarrass me". This is the same child that sat on my lap so that she could sneeze in my face. Every. Single. Time. karenolivo &my girlfiend's an english teacher and whe she was trving to describe context in a ook the highschoolers kept goi LORE!!!!????' Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses n vou mean Discussion of little kids on tumblr
Bad, Complex, and Dumb: Ix-mysteric-xl asked
 So today this kid yelled Nani the
 fuck?!? in the middle of a test and
 I felt compelled to share this to the
 world
 .biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 teachers, share the weird crap
 vour kids have done!
 ralsalot
 I'm not a teacher (yet) but I do work with
 students and one of them had the nerve to
 look me dead in the eye and ask me "why
 would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire
 marker?" They're 11
 baby-ur-a-haunted-house
 I'm not a teacher but a girl asked if because
 potatoes have more chromosomes
 then humans why aren't they a more
 complicated form of life, then had
 an "hyponuse" (hypothesis) that humans
 are too dumb to understand how complex
 potatoes really are
 hab3rdash
 I teach 4yr olds. I was holding hands with one
 and talking to another and all of a sudden, I
 felt wetness on my hand. I looked down and
 the kid whose hand I was holding was trying
 to fit my whole hand in his mouth
 thequeertheywarnedyouabout
 I came in to a 3rd grade class to help them
 learn to code in Scratch and I got a thank you
 note that said "You didn't help me but thanks"
 insomniackittens
 I was a teachers aide in a kindergarter
 room and this one girl swore up and down
 that she could pick me up by my ankles but
 wouldn't show me because she "didn't want
 to embarrass me". This is the same child that
 sat on my lap so that she could sneeze in my
 face. Every. Single. Time.
 karenolivo
 &my girlfiend's an english teacher and whe
 she was trving to describe
 context in a
 ook the highschoolers kept goi
 LORE!!!!????'
 Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 n vou mean
Discussion of little kids on tumblr

Discussion of little kids on tumblr

Ass, Dumb, and Fucking: O 75or older 51. Are you male or female? o Male a 0 2 Ơ Fernale/genderqueer. 56 52. What is the highest grade or level of school that you have completed? ina care O 8th grade or less + high school, but did not in-d0g xeansan Just filled out my health insurance forms! yeah!l!l fucking around with health insurance forms!!!! I hate when people complain about "oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!! or they only have male or female!!" There's a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they're referring to biological sex Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were bom male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn't change that. Coulda said it nicer but it's true; its about health No. There gets a point where nice doesn't work. There's too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don't give a fiying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don't give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you're in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it's ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life. 156,710 notes When the brain wants to be a LeSBian, gAY, bI SexUAL, and tRANS. But your Genes says no
Ass, Dumb, and Fucking: O 75or older
 51. Are you male or female?
 o Male
 a 0
 2 Ơ Fernale/genderqueer.
 56
 52. What is the highest grade or level of school
 that you have completed?
 ina
 care
 O 8th grade or less
 +
 high school, but did not
 in-d0g
 xeansan
 Just filled out my health insurance forms!
 yeah!l!l fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!
 I hate when people complain about "oh health forms are stupid
 they want my biological sex instead of my gender!! or they only
 have male or female!!"
 There's a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they're referring to
 biological sex
 Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever
 gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were
 born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and
 osteoporosis, and if you were bom male you have a higher risk for
 heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female
 In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health
 and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn't
 change that.
 Coulda said it nicer but it's true; its about health
 No. There gets a point where nice doesn't work. There's too many stupid
 ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or
 sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a
 thing. Doctors don't give a fiying fuck what you identify as. All they want to
 know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and
 lupus and certain medicines don't give a flying fuck what pronouns you use.
 This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS
 because when you're in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or
 whatever the situation may be, it's ESSENTIAL that you get your head out
 of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were
 BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.
 156,710 notes
When the brain wants to be a LeSBian, gAY, bI SexUAL, and tRANS. But your Genes says no

When the brain wants to be a LeSBian, gAY, bI SexUAL, and tRANS. But your Genes says no

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The more I revise biology the more I realise how much easier life would be if I’d been created a plant.

weststudies: 04.04.18 The more I revise biology the more I realise how much easier life would be if I’d been created a plant.