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Clam Down: When you see a nigga running across the street yelling, "BOONK GANG!" 290 km/h 니OO @typicalterome 40 Dumbass 💀 - *gets in car with friend* "Wassup bro." "..." *he puts car in drive* "Aye you good?" "She broke up with me." *instantly regrets getting in car* "Aye man it's not that serio-" "10 YEARS!!! 10 YEARS WE WERE DATING. AND THEN WHEN I PROPOSED TO HER-" "You PROPOSED?" "-SHE SAID 'Were like brother and sister.' LIKE WHAT THE FUCK BRO?" "That cause you are brother and sis-" "AND WHEN I TRY TO CALL HER, SHE DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE OR TEXTS!" "Don't y'all live togeth-" *car flies through a red light* "Aye bro just clam down. Don't do anything rash." "RASH? THE BITCH GAVE ME AN STD TOO! AN UNCURABLE ONE AT THAT!" "Holup what-" "AND THE PRICE FOR THE MEDICINE IS FUCKING INSANE BRO! I SHOULD JUST FUCKING END IT ALL RIGHT NOW, HUH?!" *car swerves into oncoming traffic* "AYE BRO CHILLLLLL!" *I grab the steering wheel* *goes back into the correct lane* *friend is crying now* *I pull over somehow* "Just let me drive, bruh." *switches seats and continues driving* "I loved her man. I really did. How could she do this to me." "Well, considering she's your sist-" "All the time I've spent with her, gone to waste." "Look man-" "I dont need your sympathy right now." "I'm not giving you sympathy dickhead you almost killed me-" "From now on, I'm gay." "Wait, what the fuck did you just say?" *puts his hand on my thigh* "You don't want to do this." "I've been eyeing you for a long ass time, bro. I fantasize about you all day. I can see our kids faces now..." "WE ARE BOTH DUDES. WE CANT GET PREGNANT!" "You're so close minded, I like that." *licks my ear* *thoughts of suicide fill my head* "DUDE STOP TOUCHING ME!" *car honks at us* "SORRY! HEY, DONT TOUCH ME THERE BRO I SWEAR TO GOD!" *goes for my zipper* *karate chops his neck but no effect* *zipper opens* *contemplates options* *sees bridge approaching* *favorite song is Stan* "ID RATHER DIE THEN HAVE MY MEAT SUCKED!" *swerves into the bridge barrier and flies off into the water* "AH!" *wakes up from nightmare in a cold sweat* *sees someone laying on top of me* *my dick is out* *squints* "Uncle?" *person dashes out of the room*
Clam Down: When you see a nigga running
 across the street yelling, "BOONK
 GANG!"
 290
 km/h
 니OO
 @typicalterome 40
Dumbass 💀 - *gets in car with friend* "Wassup bro." "..." *he puts car in drive* "Aye you good?" "She broke up with me." *instantly regrets getting in car* "Aye man it's not that serio-" "10 YEARS!!! 10 YEARS WE WERE DATING. AND THEN WHEN I PROPOSED TO HER-" "You PROPOSED?" "-SHE SAID 'Were like brother and sister.' LIKE WHAT THE FUCK BRO?" "That cause you are brother and sis-" "AND WHEN I TRY TO CALL HER, SHE DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE OR TEXTS!" "Don't y'all live togeth-" *car flies through a red light* "Aye bro just clam down. Don't do anything rash." "RASH? THE BITCH GAVE ME AN STD TOO! AN UNCURABLE ONE AT THAT!" "Holup what-" "AND THE PRICE FOR THE MEDICINE IS FUCKING INSANE BRO! I SHOULD JUST FUCKING END IT ALL RIGHT NOW, HUH?!" *car swerves into oncoming traffic* "AYE BRO CHILLLLLL!" *I grab the steering wheel* *goes back into the correct lane* *friend is crying now* *I pull over somehow* "Just let me drive, bruh." *switches seats and continues driving* "I loved her man. I really did. How could she do this to me." "Well, considering she's your sist-" "All the time I've spent with her, gone to waste." "Look man-" "I dont need your sympathy right now." "I'm not giving you sympathy dickhead you almost killed me-" "From now on, I'm gay." "Wait, what the fuck did you just say?" *puts his hand on my thigh* "You don't want to do this." "I've been eyeing you for a long ass time, bro. I fantasize about you all day. I can see our kids faces now..." "WE ARE BOTH DUDES. WE CANT GET PREGNANT!" "You're so close minded, I like that." *licks my ear* *thoughts of suicide fill my head* "DUDE STOP TOUCHING ME!" *car honks at us* "SORRY! HEY, DONT TOUCH ME THERE BRO I SWEAR TO GOD!" *goes for my zipper* *karate chops his neck but no effect* *zipper opens* *contemplates options* *sees bridge approaching* *favorite song is Stan* "ID RATHER DIE THEN HAVE MY MEAT SUCKED!" *swerves into the bridge barrier and flies off into the water* "AH!" *wakes up from nightmare in a cold sweat* *sees someone laying on top of me* *my dick is out* *squints* "Uncle?" *person dashes out of the room*

Dumbass 💀 - *gets in car with friend* "Wassup bro." "..." *he puts car in drive* "Aye you good?" "She broke up with me." *instantly regre...

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Clam Down: First, how big are your tits
 Nice
I'm still on this account people, clam down and stop asking - Inder Also, 7 boob is good boobs

I'm still on this account people, clam down and stop asking - Inder Also, 7 boob is good boobs