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Ass, Bitch, and Clothes: BUMBLE <p><a href="https://noblepeasant.tumblr.com/post/172812319184/lastsonlost-jlongbone-hugboxchainsaw" class="tumblr_blog">noblepeasant</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172811950797/jlongbone-hugboxchainsaw" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/172811748744/hugboxchainsaw-thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://hugboxchainsaw.tumblr.com/post/172811498112/thespectacularspider-girl-thehookwarden" class="tumblr_blog">hugboxchainsaw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/172811147014/thehookwarden-thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thehookwarden.tumblr.com/post/172810629775/thespectacularspider-girl-tostadasheep" class="tumblr_blog">thehookwarden</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/172809314109/tostadasheep-thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tostadasheep.tumblr.com/post/172808785332/thespectacularspider-girl-bumbleshark" class="tumblr_blog">tostadasheep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/172804142064/bumbleshark-bumbleshark-i-wanted-to-fix-some" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bumbleshark.tumblr.com/post/172639630750/bumbleshark-i-wanted-to-fix-some-things-that-made" class="tumblr_blog">bumbleshark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bumbleshark.tumblr.com/post/172614290030/i-wanted-to-fix-some-things-that-made-me" class="tumblr_blog">bumbleshark</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i wanted to fix some things that made me uncomfortable…also it was fun kinda redesigning these ladies from bnha cuz god damn their original suits are shit and dont make sense according to their quirks…. </p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="389" data-orig-width="258"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8595024a5c066420a4298e1c03dee156/tumblr_inline_p6qm5rEteI1qkd73z_540.png" data-orig-height="389" data-orig-width="258"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="266"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a044c0b17ce2b9e341dccd2348d837f0/tumblr_inline_p6qm5xEzwh1qkd73z_540.png" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="266"/></figure><p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mq8oeKcGaFxexUE87V9ZAkg">@bonedragonsans</a> </p> <p>first off: shutup omg. yall forgetting these are fictional women written by a man. “they design their own outfits” is a dumb argument. these women dont exist and didnt decide anything. the artist/writer did. get smart.</p> <p>second. the only thing different with momo is i took away the tittyshow of a 15 yr old. she still has a window on her chest and tummy but a lot of the shit she forms from her body comes from her back and limbs. there’s an inch long difference between her weird ass skirt and the shorts i gave her– i think she’ll make do.</p> <p>ashido is a disaster. her quirk is secreting acids so why are the parts of her body that show as much skin covered? legs take up a lot of the body. the only other difference in her uniform is–once again— i took away the tittyshow of a 15 yr old. i literally gave her MORE skin to show.</p> <p>let me wrap it up with nemuri since yer argument to this was by far the dumbest. nemuri can still rip off her clothes. she is STILL showing the same amount of skin as the original. I just changed the color and design so it looked like this bitch didnt just roll outta bed and throw over a hot topic lingerie set over a white lace onesie.  </p> <p>die mad about me. </p> </blockquote> <p>Guess any woman who likes and cosplays as Midnight, Momo or Ashido are just sluts who need to cover up, amirite? Or does it suddenly change when it’s a real woman who decides she likes the outfit and wears it?  Naw, if it was made by a man it doesn’t matter if he created lots of more practical outfits or ones that didn’t show a lot of skin, if there’s ONE that’s an issue.  Because it was made by  a man.</p> <figure data-orig-width="1024" data-orig-height="652" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8538fcf3bf27329b93735928f145e514/tumblr_inline_p6zmghJdJN1s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="1024" data-orig-height="652"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="814" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b4569d2c94341e719af5b68dbf971f81/tumblr_inline_p6zmjfDdc61s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="814"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="900" data-orig-height="1200" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c2688454c01b83348c27e4d7b75b1842/tumblr_inline_p6zmk3bkiw1s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="900" data-orig-height="1200"/></figure><p>Lets be honest here.  Them being 15 isn’t the issue because if that was the case you’d have left Midnight out.  You just hate that they’re dressed that way, because a dude designed them.  </p> <p>I guess you have issues with Full Metal Alchemist too, right?  Despite being created by a woman.  Even though Lust and Winry are present.</p> <figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="483" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93831414b31e87e0d30de69b34fd8ca6/tumblr_inline_p6zmq6r13e1s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="483"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1208" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2557c49fa5b4a4789fb2194bd26aa832/tumblr_inline_p6zmqvoGr91s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1208" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><h2><b>In before she blocks another woman for having a different opinion.</b></h2> </blockquote> <p>Comparing cosplayers who choose to dress that way and fictional characters who are drawn by somebody is pretty stupid though.</p> <p>Also Winry is showing a milimeter of cleavage and Lust is LUST.</p> <p>Do you guys get mad when people redesign characters for fun and it’s NOT political in some way?</p> </blockquote> <p>1.  No it isn’t.  It is illustrating that you have an issue with a costume when it’s on a fictional character, but not a real woman.  So what changes when a real person puts the costume on?  Does the costume suddenly become less revealing?</p> <p>2. She’s wearing a top that is as low as Ashido’s.  So the issue is not the character’s outfit but that the character has bigger breasts?</p> <p>3.  Lust being lust doesn’t matter.  It isn’t my argument.  I love Lust and Winry.  But OP bitched at people for trying to offer an in universe reason and wouldn’t accept character personality reasons for the outfits.  Ergo, Lust must hold to the same rules.  Lust being lust is therefore no excuse for her being sexualize.</p> <p>4.  OP’s reasons are ideological.  Fun redesigns don’t prioritize cover characters up because they’re sex negative, moral busybodies.  Redesigning a character because you think they’re too sexualize is, ultimately, an ideological statement about the creator’s work.</p> </blockquote> <blockquote><p>“Guess any woman who likes and cosplays as Midnight, Momo or Ashido are just sluts who need to cover up, amirite? Or does it suddenly change when it’s a real woman who decides she likes the outfit and wears it?”<br/></p></blockquote> <p>The thing is, neither the OP nor anyone else brought that up. If they’re a real person and wearing that, while it is cosplaying, they’re still choosing to wear it. A character is drawn like that, by the artist or character designer or whatever. That’s why they’re different, they don’t get to choose anything. Even if it’s explained with some canonical reason, if that reason isn’t explored enough then it’s just trying to excuse itself. I haven’t personally watched FMA, but I know that Lust is a big character/villain/whatever and I’m going on a hunch that the writers gave a solid reason for her being dressed like that (which, by the way, isn’t even all that slutty). But if the whole reasoning for a character is “muh powers” then it’s shit lol, and is open to being redrawn in a better way to get rid of unwarranted fan service, ESPECIALLY when the characters are fucking UNDER-AGED.<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Way to miss the point.</p> <p>If a woman chooses to wear it and they like it, and you see no issue with a woman wearing that costume, then it isn’t the outfit that is the problem.  You’re either a hypocrite or a fucking coward who isn’t willing to call a real woman out on her outfit, so you have to fall back to criticizing the SAME outfit when a fictional woman wears it.</p> <p>And if she’s underaged, why are you sexualizing her for wearing what amounts to a fairly conservative bikini.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="660" data-orig-width="662"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/086f3e2af18343d223d135657e2c07e7/tumblr_inline_p6zyq1Mdh71s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="660" data-orig-width="662"/></figure><p>The woman on the left is 16.  What now?  Does wearing that outfit mean you’re going to sexualize her?  If so, why are you sexualizing a 16 year old?</p> <p>If an artist creates an outfit and women like it and wear it then why the fuck are you criticizing the outfit for?  Because clearly there are women who would wear it and CLEARLY you wouldn’t criticize them for doing so.</p> <p>The entire argument that there’s a difference between a fictional character wearing the outfit and a real woman wearing the outfit is bullshit and I saw through it the second it was brought up.  Your argument about autonomy means nothing when there are women who WANT to wear that outfit themselves IRL.</p> </blockquote> <p><i>&gt; But if the whole reasoning for a character is “muh powers” then it’s shit lol, and is open to being redrawn in a better way to get rid of unwarranted fan service, ESPECIALLY when the characters are fucking UNDER-AGED.</i><br/></p> <p>A few points on this…</p> <ol><li>The context of the story and setting, not your ideologies and opinions, determine whether something is fitting and consistent with that setting.<br/></li> <li>You nor anyone else has say over whether fanservice or anything in a story is ‘warranted.’</li> <li>[see attached image]</li> </ol><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="575" data-orig-width="591"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8961db7534dc7b92b4b155ed14ae3bf7/tumblr_inline_p6zzesdGLq1vbc8bq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="575" data-orig-width="591"/></figure></blockquote> <p>also these characters are not real and therefore have no feelings about being sexualized, so you moralistic Super Save-A-Hoes need to take a nap </p></blockquote> <p>I never seen a more sanctimonious can people. They don’t have to support the show or the manga if they don’t like it. Nobody is strapping them down to a chair and forcing them to watch it like Philip Seymour Hoffman in a Hannibal prequel.</p></blockquote> <p>Isnt this the crowd that believes boobs shouldn’t be sexualised anyway? Whats the problem?</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="312"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2b9312a96460523bf3904595144d1934/tumblr_inline_p705ybDME11rw09tq_500.gif" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="312"/></figure>
Ass, Bitch, and Clothes: BUMBLE
<p><a href="https://noblepeasant.tumblr.com/post/172812319184/lastsonlost-jlongbone-hugboxchainsaw" class="tumblr_blog">noblepeasant</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172811950797/jlongbone-hugboxchainsaw" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/172811748744/hugboxchainsaw-thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://hugboxchainsaw.tumblr.com/post/172811498112/thespectacularspider-girl-thehookwarden" class="tumblr_blog">hugboxchainsaw</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/172811147014/thehookwarden-thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://thehookwarden.tumblr.com/post/172810629775/thespectacularspider-girl-tostadasheep" class="tumblr_blog">thehookwarden</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/172809314109/tostadasheep-thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://tostadasheep.tumblr.com/post/172808785332/thespectacularspider-girl-bumbleshark" class="tumblr_blog">tostadasheep</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/172804142064/bumbleshark-bumbleshark-i-wanted-to-fix-some" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://bumbleshark.tumblr.com/post/172639630750/bumbleshark-i-wanted-to-fix-some-things-that-made" class="tumblr_blog">bumbleshark</a>:</p>
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<blockquote><p>i wanted to fix some things that made me uncomfortable…also it was fun kinda redesigning these ladies from bnha cuz god damn their original suits are shit and dont make sense according to their quirks…. </p></blockquote>
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<p>first off: shutup omg. yall forgetting these are fictional women written by a man. “they design their own outfits” is a dumb argument. these women dont exist and didnt decide anything. the artist/writer did. get smart.</p>
<p>second. the only thing different with momo is i took away the tittyshow of a 15 yr old. she still has a window on her chest and tummy but a lot of the shit she forms from her body comes from her back and limbs. there’s an inch long difference between her weird ass skirt and the shorts i gave her– i think she’ll make do.</p>
<p>ashido is a disaster. her quirk is secreting acids so why are the parts of her body that show as much skin covered? legs take up a lot of the body. the only other difference in her uniform is–once again— i took away the tittyshow of a 15 yr old. i literally gave her MORE skin to show.</p>
<p>let me wrap it up with nemuri since yer argument to this was by far the dumbest. nemuri can still rip off her clothes. she is STILL showing the same amount of skin as the original. I just changed the color and design so it looked like this bitch didnt just roll outta bed and throw over a hot topic lingerie set over a white lace onesie.  </p>
<p>die mad about me. </p>
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<p>Guess any woman who likes and cosplays as Midnight, Momo or Ashido are just sluts who need to cover up, amirite? Or does it suddenly change when it’s a real woman who decides she likes the outfit and wears it?  Naw, if it was made by a man it doesn’t matter if he created lots of more practical outfits or ones that didn’t show a lot of skin, if there’s ONE that’s an issue.  Because it was made by  a man.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="1024" data-orig-height="652" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8538fcf3bf27329b93735928f145e514/tumblr_inline_p6zmghJdJN1s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="1024" data-orig-height="652"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="814" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b4569d2c94341e719af5b68dbf971f81/tumblr_inline_p6zmjfDdc61s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="814"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="900" data-orig-height="1200" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c2688454c01b83348c27e4d7b75b1842/tumblr_inline_p6zmk3bkiw1s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="900" data-orig-height="1200"/></figure><p>Lets be honest here.  Them being 15 isn’t the issue because if that was the case you’d have left Midnight out.  You just hate that they’re dressed that way, because a dude designed them.  </p>
<p>I guess you have issues with Full Metal Alchemist too, right?  Despite being created by a woman.  Even though Lust and Winry are present.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="483" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93831414b31e87e0d30de69b34fd8ca6/tumblr_inline_p6zmq6r13e1s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="483"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1208" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2557c49fa5b4a4789fb2194bd26aa832/tumblr_inline_p6zmqvoGr91s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1208" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><h2><b>In before she blocks another woman for having a different opinion.</b></h2>
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<p>Comparing cosplayers who choose to dress that way and fictional characters who are drawn by somebody is pretty stupid though.</p>
<p>Also Winry is showing a milimeter of cleavage and Lust is LUST.</p>
<p>Do you guys get mad when people redesign characters for fun and it’s NOT political in some way?</p>
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<p>1.  No it isn’t.  It is illustrating that you have an issue with a costume when it’s on a fictional character, but not a real woman.  So what changes when a real person puts the costume on?  Does the costume suddenly become less revealing?</p>
<p>2. She’s wearing a top that is as low as Ashido’s.  So the issue is not the character’s outfit but that the character has bigger breasts?</p>
<p>3.  Lust being lust doesn’t matter.  It isn’t my argument.  I love Lust and Winry.  But OP bitched at people for trying to offer an in universe reason and wouldn’t accept character personality reasons for the outfits.  Ergo, Lust must hold to the same rules.  Lust being lust is therefore no excuse for her being sexualize.</p>
<p>4.  OP’s reasons are ideological.  Fun redesigns don’t prioritize cover characters up because they’re sex negative, moral busybodies.  Redesigning a character because you think they’re too sexualize is, ultimately, an ideological statement about the creator’s work.</p>
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<blockquote><p>“Guess any woman who likes and cosplays as Midnight, Momo or Ashido are just sluts who need to cover up, amirite? Or does it suddenly change when it’s a real woman who decides she likes the outfit and wears it?”<br/></p></blockquote>
<p>The thing is, neither the OP nor anyone else brought that up. If they’re a real person and wearing that, while it is cosplaying, they’re still choosing to wear it. A character is drawn like that, by the artist or character designer or whatever. That’s why they’re different, they don’t get to choose anything. Even if it’s explained with some canonical reason, if that reason isn’t explored enough then it’s just trying to excuse itself. I haven’t personally watched FMA, but I know that Lust is a big character/villain/whatever and I’m going on a hunch that the writers gave a solid reason for her being dressed like that (which, by the way, isn’t even all that slutty). But if the whole reasoning for a character is “muh powers” then it’s shit lol, and is open to being redrawn in a better way to get rid of unwarranted fan service, ESPECIALLY when the characters are fucking UNDER-AGED.<br/><br/></p>
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<p>Way to miss the point.</p>
<p>If a woman chooses to wear it and they like it, and you see no issue with a woman wearing that costume, then it isn’t the outfit that is the problem.  You’re either a hypocrite or a fucking coward who isn’t willing to call a real woman out on her outfit, so you have to fall back to criticizing the SAME outfit when a fictional woman wears it.</p>
<p>And if she’s underaged, why are you sexualizing her for wearing what amounts to a fairly conservative bikini.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="660" data-orig-width="662"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/086f3e2af18343d223d135657e2c07e7/tumblr_inline_p6zyq1Mdh71s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="660" data-orig-width="662"/></figure><p>The woman on the left is 16.  What now?  Does wearing that outfit mean you’re going to sexualize her?  If so, why are you sexualizing a 16 year old?</p>
<p>If an artist creates an outfit and women like it and wear it then why the fuck are you criticizing the outfit for?  Because clearly there are women who would wear it and CLEARLY you wouldn’t criticize them for doing so.</p>
<p>The entire argument that there’s a difference between a fictional character wearing the outfit and a real woman wearing the outfit is bullshit and I saw through it the second it was brought up.  Your argument about autonomy means nothing when there are women who WANT to wear that outfit themselves IRL.</p>
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But if the whole reasoning for a character is “muh powers” then it’s shit lol, and is open to being redrawn in a better way to get rid of unwarranted fan service, ESPECIALLY when the characters are fucking UNDER-AGED.</i><br/></p>
<p>A few points on this…</p>
<ol><li>The context of the story and setting, not your ideologies and opinions, determine whether something is fitting and consistent with that setting.<br/></li>
<li>You nor anyone else has say over whether fanservice or anything in a story is ‘warranted.’</li>
<li>[see attached image]</li>
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<p>also these characters are not real and therefore have no feelings about being sexualized, so you moralistic Super Save-A-Hoes need to take a nap  </p></blockquote>

<p>I never seen a more sanctimonious can people. They don’t have to support the show or the manga if they don’t like it. Nobody is strapping them down to a chair and forcing them to watch it like Philip Seymour Hoffman in a Hannibal prequel.</p></blockquote>

<p>Isnt this the crowd that believes boobs shouldn’t be sexualised anyway? Whats the problem?</p></blockquote>

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<p><a href="https://noblepeasant.tumblr.com/post/172812319184/lastsonlost-jlongbone-hugboxchainsaw" class="tumblr_blog">noblepeasant</a>:</p...

Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you at the doctor gettin a physical and he go to grab ya balls bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, it’s the worst. Lemme set the scene for y’all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing football every weekend after school. My team was the Vikings and our quarterback was some ass, so we were a pretty good representation of the NFL team. Anyway I needed to submit a physical before practices began. So my mom swerve up to a doctors to get a physical. Whole time during the car ride I’m thinking: “Wow, some random ass nigga is gon fondle my ballsack.” Luckily and sadly that wasn’t the case. So I get called in to go next and we walk back to the doctors room. The doctor inside the room is a 30 year old white dude so I’m like, “Ay no homo.” “Huh?” He goes. “I just had to say that before we begin.” They do the standard heart beat and ear checks and shit right. Then all of sudden the doctor says, “Mom, if you’d like to step out, another doctor will be in to do the rest.” So now I’m hyperventilating like fucking spongebob cause I thought ol dude was the one who was gon fondle me word to my uncle. But nah that wasn’t the case. So I’m sitting in the room by myself waiting for this other doctor to come in when the door opens. Ight so when I say this bitch was a pornstar in the making, I’m not exaggerating 🚫🧢 . Her face was a 9 and her body an 11 word to George Bush. And her fucking white coat was open just enough to see her cleavage word to sedimentary rocks. “Hi!” she says. “Go ahead and drop your pants for me and we can begin.” So me being me, I drop my pants and stand there in my underwear like a dumbass. She laughs at me and my ears get hot. “Those too.” She said. So slowly I drop my shit right, and now she gets on her knees in front of me. BOYYYYYYYY do you know how difficult it is to make your dick soft again when it hard? So she puts on gloves and grabs my nuts like it’s a fucking bowl of popcorn. “Look right and cough for me.” I tried to cough but I whimpered instead 💀 i was focusing so hard on NOT being hard. It was like my dick was a metalloid. Anyway she released her grip and I finally started breathing again. I pulled my pants up so fucking fast. Anyway moral of the story is, Naruto is stronger than Goku
Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you at the doctor gettin a
 physical and he go to grab ya balls
bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, it’s the worst. Lemme set the scene for y’all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing football every weekend after school. My team was the Vikings and our quarterback was some ass, so we were a pretty good representation of the NFL team. Anyway I needed to submit a physical before practices began. So my mom swerve up to a doctors to get a physical. Whole time during the car ride I’m thinking: “Wow, some random ass nigga is gon fondle my ballsack.” Luckily and sadly that wasn’t the case. So I get called in to go next and we walk back to the doctors room. The doctor inside the room is a 30 year old white dude so I’m like, “Ay no homo.” “Huh?” He goes. “I just had to say that before we begin.” They do the standard heart beat and ear checks and shit right. Then all of sudden the doctor says, “Mom, if you’d like to step out, another doctor will be in to do the rest.” So now I’m hyperventilating like fucking spongebob cause I thought ol dude was the one who was gon fondle me word to my uncle. But nah that wasn’t the case. So I’m sitting in the room by myself waiting for this other doctor to come in when the door opens. Ight so when I say this bitch was a pornstar in the making, I’m not exaggerating 🚫🧢 . Her face was a 9 and her body an 11 word to George Bush. And her fucking white coat was open just enough to see her cleavage word to sedimentary rocks. “Hi!” she says. “Go ahead and drop your pants for me and we can begin.” So me being me, I drop my pants and stand there in my underwear like a dumbass. She laughs at me and my ears get hot. “Those too.” She said. So slowly I drop my shit right, and now she gets on her knees in front of me. BOYYYYYYYY do you know how difficult it is to make your dick soft again when it hard? So she puts on gloves and grabs my nuts like it’s a fucking bowl of popcorn. “Look right and cough for me.” I tried to cough but I whimpered instead 💀 i was focusing so hard on NOT being hard. It was like my dick was a metalloid. Anyway she released her grip and I finally started breathing again. I pulled my pants up so fucking fast. Anyway moral of the story is, Naruto is stronger than Goku

bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, it’s the worst. Lemme set the scene for y’all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing f...

Baseball, Dating, and Future: Dear future wife, it is okay to be strong and independent and be vulnerable at the same time. FB/IG:@Blackcitygirl So what if a man falls in love with what he does and gives to a woman?! How does THAT affect everyday life for you, a single woman busy dating yourself and paying your own bills, what men do is none of your business right? Wrong. You see a lot of women have become so independent that when MEN offer to GIVE and DO for them they dismiss their offers, as if all men have an ulterior motive. For instance in the work place, she'll be carrying something heavy and he'll ask "do you need help?" she'll quickly say "no I'm fine" or he'll offer to open the door and she'll say "hey I can open my own doors" what this translates to him is "STAY AWAY FROM ME" whereas in your mind you're just showing how capable you are as a woman. Add to the fact sometimes you're tired and stressed and have on your screw face 😡I'm totally guilty of this btw so a few weeks ago no word of a lie, I decided to do an experiment, every time a guy offered to help I showed him a smile and instead of snapping I said "yeah sure thanks" let me tell you ladies the results have been ASTOUNDING in one month 1. I was carrying like 5 grocery bags on my way home, wearing no make up and a baseball cap and it was raining and a guy asked if I needed help w- my bags, normally I'd roll my eyes and think "he just thirsty" but I accepted and once he'd dropped off my bags he said "I've never done this before" 2. I got into an argument in a cheap hardware store over my headphones and a random guy intervened on my behalf, normally I'd have "given him the side eye" but I smiled and said thank you and he bought me a new pair of headphones 3. After smiling and getting into a convo with an older man one lunchtime, mid way through our convo he asked "what do you wanna eat I'll get you" I was floored!!! None of the guys above asked for my number! Nope there was no cleavage bearing "wink wink" sexually suggestive behavior, this was straight me being a warm and friendly version of myself. As strong and educated as you maybe it pays to be VULNERABLE in the presence of men. You may not need help and that man may not be your future husband but being open to men giving and doing for you starts in your SINGLE SEASON. Blackcitygirl
Baseball, Dating, and Future: Dear future wife, it is okay to be
 strong and independent and be
 vulnerable at the same time.
 FB/IG:@Blackcitygirl
So what if a man falls in love with what he does and gives to a woman?! How does THAT affect everyday life for you, a single woman busy dating yourself and paying your own bills, what men do is none of your business right? Wrong. You see a lot of women have become so independent that when MEN offer to GIVE and DO for them they dismiss their offers, as if all men have an ulterior motive. For instance in the work place, she'll be carrying something heavy and he'll ask "do you need help?" she'll quickly say "no I'm fine" or he'll offer to open the door and she'll say "hey I can open my own doors" what this translates to him is "STAY AWAY FROM ME" whereas in your mind you're just showing how capable you are as a woman. Add to the fact sometimes you're tired and stressed and have on your screw face 😡I'm totally guilty of this btw so a few weeks ago no word of a lie, I decided to do an experiment, every time a guy offered to help I showed him a smile and instead of snapping I said "yeah sure thanks" let me tell you ladies the results have been ASTOUNDING in one month 1. I was carrying like 5 grocery bags on my way home, wearing no make up and a baseball cap and it was raining and a guy asked if I needed help w- my bags, normally I'd roll my eyes and think "he just thirsty" but I accepted and once he'd dropped off my bags he said "I've never done this before" 2. I got into an argument in a cheap hardware store over my headphones and a random guy intervened on my behalf, normally I'd have "given him the side eye" but I smiled and said thank you and he bought me a new pair of headphones 3. After smiling and getting into a convo with an older man one lunchtime, mid way through our convo he asked "what do you wanna eat I'll get you" I was floored!!! None of the guys above asked for my number! Nope there was no cleavage bearing "wink wink" sexually suggestive behavior, this was straight me being a warm and friendly version of myself. As strong and educated as you maybe it pays to be VULNERABLE in the presence of men. You may not need help and that man may not be your future husband but being open to men giving and doing for you starts in your SINGLE SEASON. Blackcitygirl

So what if a man falls in love with what he does and gives to a woman?! How does THAT affect everyday life for you, a single woman busy dati...

Bill O'Reilly, New York, and News: <p><a href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/159807373660/bill-oreilly-tearfully-packs-up-framed-up-skirt" class="tumblr_blog">theonion</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2><b><a href="http://www.theonion.com/article/bill-oreilly-tearfully-packs-framed-skirt-photos-d-55818">Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk</a></b></h2> <p>NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel. “God, I have so many great memories from this place,” said the longtime host of <i>The O’Reilly Factor</i> as he stared down at the 8-by-10 glossy print showing a woman’s exposed underwear taken from underneath a news desk, before wrapping it in tissue paper and placing it gently in a cardboard box alongside a smaller three-panel frame containing photos of various women’s bare thighs. “I worked with some truly amazing people who showed me some incredible things over the years. I’m really going to miss everything I got to do at this place—it was always such a good time. It’s hard to let go.” At press time, O’Reilly was seen wiping away a tear from the corner of his eye and popping a small down-blouse photo of a woman’s cleavage out of its frame and placing it carefully in his wallet.<br/></p> </blockquote>
Bill O'Reilly, New York, and News: <p><a href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/159807373660/bill-oreilly-tearfully-packs-up-framed-up-skirt" class="tumblr_blog">theonion</a>:</p><blockquote>
<h2><b><a href="http://www.theonion.com/article/bill-oreilly-tearfully-packs-framed-skirt-photos-d-55818">Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk</a></b></h2>
<p>NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel. “God, I have so many great memories from this place,” said the longtime host of <i>The O’Reilly Factor</i> as he stared down at the 8-by-10 glossy print showing a woman’s exposed underwear taken from underneath a news desk, before wrapping it in tissue paper and placing it gently in a cardboard box alongside a smaller three-panel frame containing photos of various women’s bare thighs. “I worked with some truly amazing people who showed me some incredible things over the years. I’m really going to miss everything I got to do at this place—it was always such a good time. It’s hard to let go.” At press time, O’Reilly was seen wiping away a tear from the corner of his eye and popping a small down-blouse photo of a woman’s cleavage out of its frame and placing it carefully in his wallet.<br/></p>
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<p><a href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/159807373660/bill-oreilly-tearfully-packs-up-framed-up-skirt" class="tumblr_blog">theonion</a>:<...