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Amazon, Andrew Bogut, and Bailey Jay: old man bangers @FindusPancake My mum was teaching first holy communion class, and a kid asked her "How many communions do you have to do before you've eaten a whole Jesus?" 24/3/18, 8:48 am 10K Retweets 35.1K Likes danbensen: exxos-von-steamboldt: ralfmaximus: moogloogle: ralfmaximus: tobaeus: ralfmaximus: nyxetoile: antibutch: thats a valid question A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5โ€ฒ1โ€ณ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week thatโ€™s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years. 1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000 But thatโ€™s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well? The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood. Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml). So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times. Thus, Jesusโ€™ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33. How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count. Osnap what an excellent question. Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter. 4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds. Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change. @danbensen Full Metal Eucharist โ€œFull Metal Eucharistโ€ Iโ€™m absolutely screaming ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Amazon, Andrew Bogut, and Bailey Jay: old man bangers
 @FindusPancake
 My mum was teaching first holy
 communion class, and a kid asked her
 "How many communions do you have
 to do before you've eaten a whole
 Jesus?"
 24/3/18, 8:48 am
 10K Retweets 35.1K Likes
danbensen:

exxos-von-steamboldt:

ralfmaximus:
moogloogle:

ralfmaximus:


tobaeus:


ralfmaximus:

nyxetoile:


antibutch:
thats a valid question
A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5โ€ฒ1โ€ณ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week thatโ€™s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years.


1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000

But thatโ€™s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well?


The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood.
Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml).
So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times.
Thus, Jesusโ€™ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33.


How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count. 

Osnap what an excellent question.
Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter.
4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds.
Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change.

@danbensen

Full Metal Eucharist

โ€œFull Metal Eucharistโ€ Iโ€™m absolutely screaming ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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I literally thought this was a fanmade poster itโ€™s so bad.</p></blockquote> <p>It will indeed suck. But I will be seeing it.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>Because I care very deeply aboutโ€ฆ.. Aquamanย </p> </blockquote> <p>Birdy is being in heat on main</p> </blockquote> <p>Iโ€™m not being horny on main I just really like Aquaman as a character ok</p> </blockquote> <p>I understand Birdy, men canโ€™t be sexualized in the media and they need to understand that you are just there for character development and a good story</p></blockquote> <p>I genuinely enjoyed Justice League so fuck off with the hate, Iโ€™m gonna enjoy this. Also, Birdy is horny as fuck on main.</p></blockquote> <p>Iโ€™m sorry you have shitty movie taste</p></blockquote> <p>I like a lot of shitty movies.</p></blockquote> <p>Go watch rubber </p></blockquote> <p>I have rubber tires</p></blockquote> <p>Are they sentient and do they blow up your head</p></blockquote> <p>They are not sentient but if one were to randomly explode and my head were close enough then itโ€™s possible I could die.</p></blockquote> <p>Doesnโ€™t count. Has to do it via telepathic powers.</p></blockquote> <p>Iโ€™ll keep an eye on them anyway.</p></blockquote> <p>Thatโ€™s not a bad idea</p></blockquote> <p>They have been known to randomly explode so yeah</p></blockquote> <p>Dudeโ€ฆ quit buying used tires off the 50 cent rack</p></blockquote> <p>I buy new Michelin tires for $600 each. Truck tires just explode sometimes.</p></blockquote> <p>Best upgrade to them 700 dollar tires then.</p></blockquote> <p>They explode too. Itโ€™s not the tires but the weight being put on them.</p></blockquote> <p>That there sounds like a personal problem. </p></blockquote> <p>I mean if yโ€™all would quit buying food it wouldnโ€™t be an issue for me.</p></blockquote> <p>I feel like we got off track ๐Ÿค”</p>
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<blockquote><p>I can already taste the suck. I literally thought this was a fanmade poster itโ€™s so bad.</p></blockquote>
<p>It will indeed suck. But I will be seeing it.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>Because I care very deeply aboutโ€ฆ.. Aquamanย </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Birdy is being in heat on main</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Iโ€™m not being horny on main I just really like Aquaman as a character ok</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I understand Birdy, men canโ€™t be sexualized in the media and they need to understand that you are just there for character development and a good story</p></blockquote>

<p>I genuinely enjoyed Justice League so fuck off with the hate, Iโ€™m gonna enjoy this. Also, Birdy is horny as fuck on main.</p></blockquote>

<p>Iโ€™m sorry you have shitty movie taste</p></blockquote>

<p>I like a lot of shitty movies.</p></blockquote>

<p>Go watch rubber </p></blockquote>

<p>I have rubber tires</p></blockquote>

<p>Are they sentient and do they blow up your head</p></blockquote>

<p>They are not sentient but if one were to randomly explode and my head were close enough then itโ€™s possible I could die.</p></blockquote>

<p>Doesnโ€™t count. Has to do it via telepathic powers.</p></blockquote>

<p>Iโ€™ll keep an eye on them anyway.</p></blockquote>

<p>Thatโ€™s not a bad idea</p></blockquote>

<p>They have been known to randomly explode so yeah</p></blockquote>

<p>Dudeโ€ฆ quit buying used tires off the 50 cent rack</p></blockquote>

<p>I buy new Michelin tires for $600 each. Truck tires just explode sometimes.</p></blockquote>

<p>Best upgrade to them 700 dollar tires then.</p></blockquote>

<p>They explode too. Itโ€™s not the tires but the weight being put on them.</p></blockquote>

<p>That there sounds like a personal problem. </p></blockquote>

<p>I mean if yโ€™all would quit buying food it wouldnโ€™t be an issue for me.</p></blockquote>

<p>I feel like we got off track ๐Ÿค”</p>

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