Open for a surprise. https://t.co/xC5y86SFeu
When you trying to be nice but people keep testing you https://t.co/ox8G35j62N
bae: are u awake
me: yeah :)
me after hitting send: https://t.co/pduPN5upSm
Me trying to comfort someone who is cryin https://t.co/p3eKn6QR5H
when you show people a movie you love AND THEY DONT PAY ATTENTION or react to any of the important scenes https://t.co/EsyVjuVueL
When u walk outside and feel that spooky weather https://t.co/PrEUePefb0
When everybody's going through drama but you're antisocial so nothing happens to you https://t.co/4Cz8WJdmgQ
me trying to give all my friends the love they deserve while falling apart at the same time https://t.co/gmYXJU0kEv
This is messed up 😂 https://t.co/5t3teaaNwT
Follow our new page - @sadcasm.co
me when I get out of the shower and the speaker is playing my favorite song https://t.co/t04wWqBa5w
HAVE A DAY, Alex Smith! #ChiefsKingdom #KCvsNE https://t.co/fDfS9MGHgz
90% of the guys i meet https://t.co/wdMbjF9Gc4
My favorite part of the episode 😂😭 https://t.co/SYL72BrGts
When you know you shouldn't have done the Madden cover but did it anyway https://t.co/2wkBpQ5R1Q
me at 7pm: i really need to go to bed early tonight
my brain at 3am: https://t.co/azEeLD41BE
HAVE A DAY, @Kareemhunt7! #ChiefsKingdom #KCvsNE https://t.co/d8grCluXzQ
Alex Smith + TB12! #KCvsNE https://t.co/EGEhi0U9JL
Updated Pats Logo https://t.co/2U8iouDBvm
What a time to be alive https://t.co/osVrlGF7fl
.@Chiefs RB @Kareemhunt7 checks in following his HISTORIC NFL debut! #KCvsNE #ChiefsKingdom https://t.co/VZQMKiqsyN
Bill Belichick & Andy Reid! #FootballisFamily #KCvsNE https://t.co/pA35rQFGjU
"Who are: the New England Patriots?"
#JeopardySports #NFLKickoff2017 https://t.co/fsJikTVc0M
FINAL: @Chiefs get the WIN in Foxboro! #KCvsNE #ChiefsKingdom https://t.co/ENRJJRkL6m
Her: I bet he's thinking about other women
Him: If Brady didn't do the Madden cover this shit wouldn't be happening https://t.co/Ifuevi...
Patriots fans: "We're going undefeated this year"
Kansas City Chiefs: https://t.co/DbUDbhXawD
Eric Berry suffers Achilles injury: https://t.co/6gyF1e6OFD #KCvsNE https://t.co/RTFK8KipcP
The Madden Curse isn't real https://t.co/uaWqhEua8u
Tom Brady https://t.co/rJBBxPnxGr
There goes @Charcandrick26!
Wow. 😱😱😱 #ChiefsKingdom https://t.co/SbqDgmy5xP
did i save these pics or did they save me https://t.co/HZeTCWTDd1
You, looking at your opppnent in fantasy yesterday: "I'm facing Kareem Hunt and Mike Gillislee at RB? Gonna be such an easy win."
Good night! Rest up! https://t.co/6jArc7hshU
ANOTHER Hat Trick!
This one belongs to @chiefs RB @Kareemhunt7! #KCvsNE #ChiefsKingdom https://t.co/2VrEBIz42G
Patriots fans remembering how much shit they talked this offseason https://t.co/iAwfuhGuzk
Is this accurate?! 😂 https://t.co/KfrWWuqCs8
"Who is: Alex Smith?"
#JeopardySports #NFLKickoff2017 https://t.co/Z3cdjFZ6dh
Alex Smith out here putting on a SHOW.
And @Kareemhunt7 bringing the SPEED...
@Chiefs TOUCHDOWN! #KCvsNE #ChiefsKingdom https://t.co/ge6...
My life be like https://t.co/9KvE2zPVZn
Still Travis Kelce's best penalty ever
Jim and Pam will always be goals https://t.co/bEbyNitE5N
75-yard @Chiefs TOUCHDOWN! 👋 #KCvsNE https://t.co/3Lw5UyIzMh
Welcome to the end zone, @Kareemhunt7! #ChiefsKingdom https://t.co/Mblu2mfYYL