…and, at the time of his death, he was one of the mos...
The best part is the fact that...
git commit -m”old API key deprecated…try to hack me now hahaha ;)”
when you commit too hard and it’s too late to back down
It’s git commit either way
Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide
Sometimes the On...
so we just gonna act like they didn’t just commit a hit and run?
tesla took a nap in his sweater
i love when sleepy cats open their eyes but don’t commit to it
Act before the ‘rona gets you! Commit suicide now!
When you look into Linus Torvalds’ github commit history
Men not being allowed to be emotional & ramp...
One minute he made her blush and the next he made her want to commit murder.
git commit -m “fixed ‘most’ bugs”
did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant?
no its his last day of kindergarten and its for his mom
When your laptop runs out of battery so you grab your phone and commit straight to master on github’s web editor
I wish to commit die
Tweetler needs to go
All beings commit errors
Cats are too dumb to commit sin
Thanks Nathan W Pyle ur awesome
This shit makes me want to commit shorter existence
Time for a crusade by Primeork
meirl by trying_to_commit
“loads gun with killing intend”
I have just humiliated myself and will now commit suicide
found this on r/awfuleverything, think it belongs here too
Shout out to the person who decided not to commit su...
everyone with adhd carries a mini megaphone in their pocket, sorry I don’t...
[Image Description: Tags reading “it seems like a cute fluffy fanfiction until you read the tags, like wow could you rea...
Reporter: What’s your name?
Hong Kong Pr...
supreme-leader-stoat:Hey someone hold me back.
I’m going to commit vehicular homicide.
Last one to commit to master is a rotten egg
I’m sending him a friend request LMAO
If that ain’t me!
My every commit is like