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 How do you get two PICCOLOS to play in perfect unison? Shoot one. What's the definition of a minor second?
 What's the
 How do you
 (IN SCORE ORDER
 What's
 Two FLUTES playing in unison..
 the difference between an onion and an OBOE? No one cries when you chop up an OE.
 difference between playing an ENGUSH HORN Solo and wetting your pants? Both give you a warm feeling but no
 who owns his ALTO
 What's worse than having an 08OE player in a band? Having two.
 put down a SAXOPHONE? Call it a BASSOON. Why do ClARINETISTS leave their cases on their dashboards? So
 they can park in handicapped zones. .
 CLARINET. What do you call a BASS CLARINETIST with half a
 lawn mower and a SAPRANO SAX? You can tune a lawn mower. How may ALTO SAX players does it take to
 change a light bulb? Five. One to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done
 it. How do you make a chain saw sound like a BARI SAX? Add vibrato.
 take to change a light bulb? Five. One to handle the bulb and the other four to tell how much better they could
 have done it How do you make a TROMBONE Sound like a FRENCH HORN? Put your hand in the bell and miss a
 lot of notes. How many FRENCH HORN players does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he'll spend
 two hours checking the bulb for leaks and alignment problems.
 HORN player with a goal post? A goal post that can't march. . What's the definition of a gentleman? Someone
 who knows how to play the TROMBONE but doesn't. How many BASS TROMBONISTS does it take to change a light
 bulb? Just one, but he'll do it too loud. . What's the difference between a dead TROMBONIST in the road and a
 dead country singer in the road?
 What's the range of a TUBA? Twenty yards if you've got a good arm. What's the difference between a 3/4
 TUBA and a 5/4 TUBA? About 5 yards.. Why do DRUMMERS have a half ounce more brains than horses? So
 they don't disgrace themselves in the parade. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
 A DRUMMER..
 that now.) How can you tell if a DRUMMER is knocking on your door? He rushes. . What does a TIMPANIST
 say when he gets to his gig? "Would you like fries with that, sir?"
 Test? Drool. How can you tell if a VIOUN is out of tune? The bow is moving. . How do you make a VIOUN
 sound like a VIOLA? Sit in the back and don't play.
 door? No one knows when to come in.. What's the difference between a VIOUST and a dog? The dog knows
 when to stop scratching.
 What's the difference between a CELLO and a coffin? The coffin has the corpse inside.
 know was so bad that even his section noticed. Why are ORCHESTRA intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So
 you don't have to retrain the CELLISTS.
 would-be VIOUNIST, and someone who hates VIOUN, getting together to complain about composers.
 a SOPRANO change a light bulb? She holds it and the world revolves around her..
 between a SOPRANO and the PLO? You can negotiate with the PLO. How do know an ALTO is at your
 door? She can 't find her key. If you took all the TENORS in the world and layed them end to end--it would be
 a good idea. What has 32 feet and an I.Q. of 83? FLAG CORPS..What do you call ten BARITONES at the
 bottom of the ocean? A start. Why do BAGPIPERS walk when they play? To get away from the noise.
 do you get a GUITAR PLAYER to play softer? Give him a sheet of music.. What does a vacuum cleaner and an
 ELECTRIC GUITAR have in common? When you plug them in, they both suck.
 GUITAR PLAYER stroked it gently while saying "I love you."
 "Oh about half a beat behind the DRUMMER.
 two sticks and made him a DRUMMER but he lost one and became a CONDUCTOR.
 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the BASSOON recital.
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 one else cares.
 What's the definition of a nerd?
 brain? Gifted.
 What's the difference between a
 How many TRUMPET players does it
 What do you get when you cross a FRENCH
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 How many DRUMMERS does it take to change a light bulb? None. (They have machines to do
 What did the TIMPANIST get on his I.Q.
 How do you know if a VIOLA section is at your front
 What's the difference between a CELLO and a VIOLA?
 The CELLO burns longer.
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 Definition of a string quartet: A good VIOINIST, a bad VIOINIST, a
 How does
 What's the difference
 How
 Told to turn on his amp, the
 "Hey buddy.
 How late does the band play?"
 We know a guy who was so dumb his music teacher gave him
 THESE JOKES ARE SO BAD I CAN'T HANDLE THEM.
 THEY MAKE ME LIZSTLESS. THEY CAN BE TOO MENDLESOHM.
 YOU'D BETTER GO OUT BACH AND STAY IN HAYDN.
Here’s some band jokes that I found behind my locker room door

Here’s some band jokes that I found behind my locker room door

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contemplate: if not for Trump
 14 minutes to obliterate
 Hong Kong,
 Trump claims he told Xi, "You will be making a
 big mistake. It's going to have a tremendous
 negative impact on the trade deal."
 And therein lies the rub. When will our starry-
 eyed revolutionaries understand that Hong Kongis
 just a minor pawn to be sacrificed in the greater
 chess tournament of the US-China trade war, and
 their well-being is the least of Washington's
 considerations, despite all its virtue signalling over
 democracy and human rights.
 Keep that in mind when looking at how Trump
 hinted he might veto the so-called Hong Kong
 Democracy and Human Rights Act, which has just
 been passed by both chambers of the US Congress
 That scurrilous piece oflegislation concocted by
 snake-oil hucksters on Capitol Hill hell bent on
 cutting off Hong Kong's nose to spite Beijing's face,
 while pretending to offer a cure for protesters' ills,is
 aimed at stripping this city of its special status as a
 separate trading entity from the rest of China and
 badly hurting business-meaning the only losers
 would be Hongkongers themselves.
 "We have to stand with Hong Kong." Trump
 declared, responding directly to a popular protest
 slogan appealing for international support. "But I'm
 also standing with President Xi. He's a friend of
 mine. He's an incredible guy."
 Itmust be a highly confusing time to be waving
 the star-spangled banner on our streets these days.
 Yonden Lhatoo is the chief news editor at the Post
 Yonden Lhatoo breaks down the US president's astonishing claim that he stopped his
 Chinese counterpart from wiping out the protest-torn city with a million PLA troops
 idiculing Donald Trump is too easy. There's
 more than enough of that going on already,
 and it's become an exercise in futility because
 America's 45th president is who he is, will say what
 he will say, and will do what he will do.
 Butlet's just pause for a minute, for the benefit of
 Hong Kong's anti-China revolution and its US-flag-
 waving warriors, and deconstruct their great white
 saviour's latest message to them.
 "Ifit weren't for me, Hong Kong would have
 been obliterated within 14 minutes," Trump
 boasted in a phone interview on Fox & Friends, his
 audiovisual Wikipedia of world news. Chinese
 President Xi Jinping "has got a million soldiers
 standing outside of Hong Kong that aren't going in
 only because I asked him, please don't do that".
 Any willing suspension of disbelief hits a snag
 right away when he claims a million PLA troops are
 all revved up at the border, poised to pounce on
 Hong Kong, with only his magnanimous eminence
 preventing them from wiping us all out, apparently.
 Don't Americans get it? The PLA is already here,
 in strategic locations across the city, confined to
 barracks, as it has been for more than two decades
 since the handover to Chinese sovereignty.
 JUST
 And what is with the specificity of that strange
 14 minutes" reference? The Eastern Theatre
 Command of the People's Liberation Army has
 already said its troops would only need 10 minutes
 to reach Hong Kong from Shenzhen. So that means
 another four minutes to "obliterate" this city?
 Unless Trump just plucked the number out of thin
 air, as he has often been known to do.
 This kind of talk also exposes an appalling lack of
 understanding as to how things really work in this
 part of the world, and how Beijing won't need the
 likes of Trump to prevent a crackdown on Hong
 Kong that it doesn't even need to contemplate, let
 alone execute, when it can showcase the endless
 anarchy here as proof to the international
 community of its tolerance and benevolence.
 Don't forget the chaos that has overtaken this
 city of fewer than 7,5 million works to the
 Communist Party's propagandist advantage,
 enabling it to convince more than 1.4 billion people
 across the border that this is what happens without
 its unifying leadership. Sure, Beijing officials do
 make the occasional, obligatory threatening sounds,
 but they have allowed Hong Kong to burn for half a
 year now and look set to play the long game.
 SAYING
Hong Kong newspaper publishes this piece today ridiculing Trump again.

Hong Kong newspaper publishes this piece today ridiculing Trump again.

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