Lol if only. Single, taken, crushing or forever alone?
I work at the bar tonight and i’m not looking forward to having to actually get ready
Shoutout to those friends that always have ur back no matter what weird phase ur going through in life. Those friends r so important.
“Aye girl... Can I gorilla fuck u on the couch?”
This girls got her friends back 😫
Well damn.. 😂💀 WSHH
THEY ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED!! EVER. So fucking sick...
Lmfaoo @dailyhoodjokes page has me dying😂 Follow them ASAP🔥‼️
Pick your poison.. https://t.co/hEvfYeqeCb
I told myself I wouldn’t take a nap today but then I laid down on the couch and promptly lost consciousness - Max textpost textposts
Patiently waiting, tag someone 💞
Sorry not sorry.
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me after walking from the couch to the kitchen Follow @9gag
Times have changed 😒😂 WSHH
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realist thing i've ever read https://t.co/TDvl8uH2Ct
Every night 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
“Who are: the Minnesota Vikings?”
#JeopardySports #MINvsPHI https://t.co/J3sh63c3z8
I don’t plan on leaving this couch for a second
Going back to reality n work is SO hard after being a lazy potato during the holidays and not leaving my couch for days while my mum spoon f...
I hope someone on @hinge has lower standards
The @wallbutton is everything i wanted out of memes
Best Buy underrated reviews
Bro don’t you even know the phrase? It’s Netflix and Fuck
My take on NBA Young boy’s girlfriend sleeping on a hotel Lobby couch…😂😂😂 WitChoDumbAss ——————————————————————————— FOLLOW (@JamesJeffersonJ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Give me a HECK YEAH if you’re ringing in the New Year on your couch, like I am! Let me know what your New Year’s resolution...
Follow @BigMike for the best weed posts and memes 😂 @bigmike
Real-life one act play. https://t.co/r6oOR7sQY3
*me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5...
I’ve spent the past hour looking at @funny’s page 😂 a must follow
4 month old sleepy kitten sitting upright like a hooman on the couch. 😻
oh my gosh https://t.co/C70hDYZbCX
Quick recap of Sunday’s games https://t.co/mrAcf3nGyC
🤣The shadow looks familiar
This is amazing @_kevinboner