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Af, Be Like, and Bless Up: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for christmas. Pic: reddit u/lizcomp @DrSmashlove So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: “hold up...dogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves 🐺) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! 😂. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like “AYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.” And ol Peter just like “I’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL “Peter from procurement” lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like “I’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE.” Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP 😂😂😂
Af, Be Like, and Bless Up: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for
 christmas.
 Pic: reddit u/lizcomp
 @DrSmashlove
So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: “hold up...dogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves 🐺) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! 😂. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like “AYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.” And ol Peter just like “I’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL “Peter from procurement” lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like “I’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE.” Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP 😂😂😂

So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved ...

Being Alone, Bad, and Club: THE GUEST BOOK I found this guest book in the house that lam staying at in the small coastal town of Manzanita, Oregon. DAY 1 -IMorale] is high-We just arrived house is nice, warm, full of family. Food is good, and beds are nice, a bit rainy and windy but fun all the same. Ithink I'm Igonna] like it here 3-Devirn DAY 2-That's odd, there was no one on the beach today, it seems extra quiet. The construction workers didn't show up today We stayed inside today because the sky only cleared twice for us to go outside, the thanksgiving dinner was great, but now we're almost out of food, haha my mom's going shopping tomorrow at least. Devin DAY 3 This is getting really weird, on her way to the store there was one around, the store was empty and seemed locked. Where is everyone?-Please contact DAY 4-Things are bad, Dad went scouting and never came back, now we're down to 1 car and it'sout of gas. Food and [morale] is low, tv and radios are down as well as the internet, oh God, where is everyone?-Devin DAY5-Electricity went out, we're practically starving. Please. anyone. [Coyotes] have invaded town, and they're aggressive. Nate went out the other day and didn't come back now we only go outside rarely and in pairsI think this is driving me crazy, rm not remembering things-Devin DAY 6-0h God, we're forgetting! everyone slowly, Ned forgot his name and mom forget she was ever married, what's happening to us?? Why amI writing these? Nevermind that, we need food badly!I would love to eat some... some...what do I want? I need to lie down.-Div... DAY 7-[Wherel, why? How? We're dropping like flies. Oscar wolke up this morning and didn't know how to walk Where's mom? Where's Nate? Where, where, where, where, oh Ged I'm losing it help PLEASE-D DAY 8 Iflyou're] reading this, it's too late for me, I barely remember why I am writing these, Send help, I beg you, it's only me noW.. Everyone else is gone or lost it. I don't remember why... Take care... went ourside, and lo and behold, no constraction workers during work hours on a Wednesday. No one on the beach elther I might add I'm alone, and just a tad worried <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/166121238153/i-shouldnt-have-read-this" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I Shouldn’t Have Read This</p></blockquote>
Being Alone, Bad, and Club: THE GUEST BOOK
 I found this guest book in the house that lam staying
 at in the small coastal town of Manzanita, Oregon.
 DAY 1 -IMorale] is high-We just arrived house is nice, warm, full of
 family. Food is good, and beds are nice, a bit rainy and windy
 but fun all the same. Ithink I'm Igonna] like it here 3-Devirn
 DAY 2-That's odd, there was no one on the beach today, it seems
 extra quiet. The construction workers didn't show up today
 We stayed inside today because the sky only cleared twice for us to
 go outside, the thanksgiving dinner was great, but now
 we're almost out of food, haha my mom's going shopping
 tomorrow at least. Devin
 DAY 3 This is getting really weird, on her way to the store there was
 one around, the store was empty
 and seemed locked.
 Where is everyone?-Please contact
 DAY 4-Things are bad, Dad went scouting and never came back,
 now we're down to 1 car and it'sout of gas.
 Food and [morale] is low, tv and radios are down as well as the
 internet, oh God, where is everyone?-Devin
 DAY5-Electricity went out, we're practically starving. Please.
 anyone. [Coyotes] have invaded town, and they're aggressive.
 Nate went out the other day and didn't come back
 now we only go outside rarely and in pairsI think
 this is driving me crazy, rm not remembering things-Devin
 DAY 6-0h God, we're forgetting! everyone slowly, Ned forgot his
 name and mom forget she was ever married, what's happening to
 us?? Why amI writing these? Nevermind that, we need food
 badly!I would love to eat some... some...what do I want?
 I need to lie down.-Div...
 DAY 7-[Wherel, why? How? We're dropping like flies. Oscar wolke
 up this morning and didn't know how to walk Where's mom?
 Where's Nate? Where, where, where, where, oh Ged I'm
 losing it help PLEASE-D
 DAY 8 Iflyou're] reading this, it's too late for me, I barely remember
 why I am writing these, Send help, I beg you, it's only me noW..
 Everyone else is gone or lost it. I don't remember why... Take care...
 went ourside, and lo and behold, no constraction workers during
 work hours on a Wednesday. No one on the beach elther I might add
 I'm alone, and just a tad worried
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/166121238153/i-shouldnt-have-read-this" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>I Shouldn’t Have Read This</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/166121238153/i-shouldnt-have-read-this" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> ...

Bambi, Memes, and Peta: The “Coyote Principle.” California “The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the governor’s dog, then bites the governor. The governor starts to intervene but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases. The governor goes to the hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. The running trail gets shut down for six months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. The governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate disease throughout the world. The governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million lawsuit against the state. Texas The governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. The governor shoots the coyote with his state issued pistol and keeps jogging. The governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. The buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.”
Bambi, Memes, and Peta: The “Coyote Principle.” California “The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the governor’s dog, then bites the governor. The governor starts to intervene but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases. The governor goes to the hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. The running trail gets shut down for six months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. The governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate disease throughout the world. The governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million lawsuit against the state. Texas The governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. The governor shoots the coyote with his state issued pistol and keeps jogging. The governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. The buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.”

The “Coyote Principle.” California “The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks ...

Dodge Challenger, Memes, and Monster: HH NEWS The 50th Anniversary Shelby Super Snake Mustang IS A 740bhp Monster Via @carthrottlenews - It’s been a pretty big week for shouty American cars with V8s. We had the news about the Ford Mustang facelift, more details emerging about the Dodge Challenger SRT Demon and now this: the 50th Anniversary Shelby Super Snake Mustang. - As with the last Super Snake Mustang from Shelby American, the 50th Anniversary car straps a supercharger to the familiar 5.0-litre Coyote V8 to push the eight-cylinder anger well beyond 600bhp. It’s good for 660bhp in ‘standard’ guise, although if you tick the right options (which you absolutely should), that jumps to 740bhp. Lovely. - Thankfully, Shelby hasn’t just chucked a load of power to the rear wheels and left it at that. The 50th also gets upgraded brakes in the form of six-piston front-four-piston rear callipers from Wilwood, along with a new ducting to keep them cool. - The suspension has been given a thorough working over with new dampers, springs, anti-roll bars and bushes, while the exterior has been treated to a whole host of angrier body parts. Plus a smattering of 50th Anniversary badges, obviously. - Naturally this doesn’t come cheap: the total cost including the standard Mustang donor car comes to $69,995, before you tick that 740bhp option. But for a proper Shelby-tuned pony car with a silly power output and an enviable parts list, perhaps that’s not so bad.
Dodge Challenger, Memes, and Monster: HH NEWS
 The 50th Anniversary Shelby Super Snake
 Mustang IS A 740bhp Monster
Via @carthrottlenews - It’s been a pretty big week for shouty American cars with V8s. We had the news about the Ford Mustang facelift, more details emerging about the Dodge Challenger SRT Demon and now this: the 50th Anniversary Shelby Super Snake Mustang. - As with the last Super Snake Mustang from Shelby American, the 50th Anniversary car straps a supercharger to the familiar 5.0-litre Coyote V8 to push the eight-cylinder anger well beyond 600bhp. It’s good for 660bhp in ‘standard’ guise, although if you tick the right options (which you absolutely should), that jumps to 740bhp. Lovely. - Thankfully, Shelby hasn’t just chucked a load of power to the rear wheels and left it at that. The 50th also gets upgraded brakes in the form of six-piston front-four-piston rear callipers from Wilwood, along with a new ducting to keep them cool. - The suspension has been given a thorough working over with new dampers, springs, anti-roll bars and bushes, while the exterior has been treated to a whole host of angrier body parts. Plus a smattering of 50th Anniversary badges, obviously. - Naturally this doesn’t come cheap: the total cost including the standard Mustang donor car comes to $69,995, before you tick that 740bhp option. But for a proper Shelby-tuned pony car with a silly power output and an enviable parts list, perhaps that’s not so bad.

Via @carthrottlenews - It’s been a pretty big week for shouty American cars with V8s. We had the news about the Ford Mustang facelift, more ...