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Bill Clinton, Bitch, and Driving: l Verizon 5:49 PM 0 * 42% whats-an-egg / safety-offcer-barto Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney's funniest bit" is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it officialqueer The overlooking of "The One Thing You Can't Replace" is a criminal act. jewishdragon LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU DUCKLINGS! bisexualgambit HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES???? kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever safety-officer-barto The responses to this post have been so amazing because it's reminded me, and I'm sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd incendiarysongbird okay, but eighth graders doorstoplord could be a nursery awesomealfry being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi starry-nightengale "Why buy the cow, question mark?" gadgethewolf THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE apartmentofstabs And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself And kept driving spectralbarbhollano LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS silly-slacker-person "We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain" NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT Y'know, how you talk to your grandma? ghettoinuyasha hello? HUSH bakvvas Eat assy buck a dick, and bell druugs mellowstarscape THEREISAHORSE LOOSE INTHE HOSTPITAL Source: safety-officer-barto 82,341 notes > anduinsholydick Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching I’m sorry but there is a Norwegian cruise liner leaving for Martinique and my plan is we both get very dressed up, including hats
Bill Clinton, Bitch, and Driving: l Verizon
 5:49 PM
 0 * 42%
 whats-an-egg
 /
 safety-offcer-barto
 Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney's
 funniest bit" is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure
 and I will not stand for it
 officialqueer
 The overlooking of "The One Thing You Can't
 Replace" is a criminal act.
 jewishdragon
 LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN
 MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU
 DUCKLINGS!
 bisexualgambit
 HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA
 AIRLINES????
 kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd
 Bill Clinton Never
 Forgets A Bitch, Ever
 safety-officer-barto
 The responses to this post have been so
 amazing because it's reminded me, and I'm
 sure many others, of just how many hilarious
 bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd
 incendiarysongbird
 okay, but eighth graders
 doorstoplord
 could be a nursery
 awesomealfry
 being 12 years old on anotger continent is a
 great alibi
 starry-nightengale
 "Why buy the cow, question mark?"
 gadgethewolf
 THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE
 apartmentofstabs
 And then. He ordered one black coffee for
 himself
 And kept driving
 spectralbarbhollano
 LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT
 FEMININE HIPS
 silly-slacker-person
 "We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain"
 NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
 ABOUT YOU IDIOT
 Y'know, how you talk to your grandma?
 ghettoinuyasha
 hello? HUSH
 bakvvas
 Eat assy buck a dick,
 and bell druugs
 mellowstarscape
 THEREISAHORSE
 LOOSE
 INTHE
 HOSTPITAL
 Source: safety-officer-barto
 82,341 notes >
 anduinsholydick
 Tailor
 Automatic Screenshot Stitching
I’m sorry but there is a Norwegian cruise liner leaving for Martinique and my plan is we both get very dressed up, including hats

I’m sorry but there is a Norwegian cruise liner leaving for Martinique and my plan is we both get very dressed up, including hats

4chan, America, and Anime: Researchers Studied 160 Milliorn Memes and Found Most of Them Come From Two Websites A study of hundreds of millions of images from Reddit, 4chan, Gab, and Twitter reveals how memes spread. Samantha Cole Jun 12 2018,10:27am 产ブ Researchers at University College London developed a new way to measure how memes are made and spread. What they found won't surprise anyone who's peered into the darker parts of the internet in the last few years: The most toxic, yet most effectively spread, memes are first shared on two places, the subreddit r/the_donald and 4chan's "politically incorrect" forum, called /pol/ Smug Frog Meme Image Cluster 1 Cluster N Figure 1: An example of a meme (Smug Frog) that provides an intu- ition of what an image, a cluster, and a meme is. When? Where? What? Who? How apustaja sad-frog savepepe pepe smug-frog-asmug-frog-b anti-meme 0.6 o 0.4 0.2 0.0 Figure 6: Inter-cluster distance between all clusters with frog memes. Clusters are labeled with the origin (4 for 4chan, D for The Donald, and G for Gab) and the meme name. To ease readability, we do not display all labels, abbreviate meme names, and only show an excerpt of all relationships. Smug Anime Face He will not divide us Costanza DemotivationalPosters Smug Polandball Anime Forty Keks Absolutely Disgusting Face Doom Paul Its Happening POTENTIAI forty keks IT DIDN'T MAVE TO END LIKE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTIN REAT AGAIN Make America Colbertposting Great Again . Smug Frog Dubs/Check'em Computer Reaction Faces Apu Apustaja Reaction Images Wojak/ Feels Guy This is bait. 60's Spiderman Bait this is Bait Into the Trash it goes Sad Frog smug eastern Happy Merchant Counter Signa Memes IKNOW THAT FEEL BRO Baneposting autistic screeching Pepe the Frog I Know that Feel Bro WHY Tony Kornheiser's Why Feels Good Laughing Tom Donald Trump's Murica Angry Pepe Cruise Well Autistic Screeching Spurdo Sparde Figure 7: Visualization of the obtained clusters from /pol/, The Donald, and Gab Well would you look at that... Since the left can't meme we get labeled as hateful.
4chan, America, and Anime: Researchers Studied 160 Milliorn
 Memes and Found Most of Them
 Come From Two Websites
 A study of hundreds of millions of images from Reddit,
 4chan, Gab, and Twitter reveals how memes spread.
 Samantha Cole
 Jun 12 2018,10:27am
 产ブ
 Researchers at University College London developed a new way to
 measure how memes are made and spread. What they found won't
 surprise anyone who's peered into the darker parts of the internet in the
 last few years: The most toxic, yet most effectively spread, memes are first
 shared on two places, the subreddit r/the_donald and 4chan's "politically
 incorrect" forum, called /pol/

 Smug Frog Meme
 Image
 Cluster 1
 Cluster N
 Figure 1: An example of a meme (Smug Frog) that provides an intu-
 ition of what an image, a cluster, and a meme is.

 When?
 Where?
 What?
 Who?
 How
 apustaja sad-frog
 savepepe
 pepe
 smug-frog-asmug-frog-b anti-meme
 0.6
 o 0.4
 0.2
 0.0
 Figure 6: Inter-cluster distance between all clusters with frog memes. Clusters are labeled with the origin (4 for 4chan, D for The Donald, and
 G for Gab) and the meme name. To ease readability, we do not display all labels, abbreviate meme names, and only show an excerpt of all
 relationships.

 Smug Anime Face
 He will not divide us Costanza
 DemotivationalPosters
 Smug Polandball
 Anime
 Forty Keks
 Absolutely
 Disgusting
 Face
 Doom Paul Its
 Happening
 POTENTIAI
 forty keks
 IT DIDN'T MAVE TO
 END LIKE
 ABSOLUTELY
 DISGUSTIN
 REAT AGAIN
 Make America
 Colbertposting
 Great Again .
 Smug Frog
 Dubs/Check'em
 Computer Reaction Faces
 Apu Apustaja
 Reaction Images
 Wojak/
 Feels Guy
 This is bait.
 60's Spiderman
 Bait this is Bait
 Into the Trash
 it goes
 Sad Frog
 smug eastern
 Happy Merchant
 Counter Signa
 Memes
 IKNOW THAT FEEL BRO
 Baneposting
 autistic screeching
 Pepe the Frog
 I Know that
 Feel Bro
 WHY
 Tony Kornheiser's
 Why
 Feels Good
 Laughing Tom Donald Trump's Murica
 Angry Pepe
 Cruise
 Well
 Autistic Screeching
 Spurdo Sparde
 Figure 7: Visualization of the obtained clusters from /pol/, The Donald, and Gab
Well would you look at that... Since the left can't meme we get labeled as hateful.

Well would you look at that... Since the left can't meme we get labeled as hateful.

Assassination, Bitch, and Cars: When a dignitary complained to President Theodore Roosevelt about Alice Roosevelt (his daughter) smoking on top of the White House, Roosevelt replied, "l can be can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both." Ultrafacts.tumblr.com <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/172731993075/gortys-and-loaderbot-themauveroom" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://gortys-and-loaderbot.tumblr.com/post/172722688177/themauveroom-distractedbyshinyobjects" class="tumblr_blog">gortys-and-loaderbot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://themauveroom.com/post/126061716051/distractedbyshinyobjects-mewjounouchi" class="tumblr_blog">themauveroom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://distractedbyshinyobjects.tumblr.com/post/125910374913">distractedbyshinyobjects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mewjounouchi.tumblr.com/post/107289650150">mewjounouchi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khoshekh-yourself.tumblr.com/post/100377132737">khoshekh-yourself</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catsuitmonarchy.tumblr.com/post/97024694779">catsuitmonarchy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://optimysticals.tumblr.com/post/97022954813">optimysticals</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vancity604778kid.tumblr.com/post/96954514788">vancity604778kid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/post/90809645826">ultrafacts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="post_content clearfix"> <div class="post_content_inner clearfix"> <div class="post_body"> <p><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt">Source</a> <strong>Click <a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/">HERE</a> to Follow the <a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/">Ultrafacts</a> Blog!</strong></p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. </p> <p><figure data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1175b098b7bd4fa11b6cf8b3c8100b20/tumblr_inline_p7g7x4M0Q11rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?</p> </blockquote> <p>Well I have a new hero.</p> </blockquote> <p><span>Her whole wikipedia article is gold</span></p> <p><span></span><span>“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”</span></p> <p><span>“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“</span></p> <p>“<span>During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”</span></p> <p><span>“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”</span></p> <p>“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”</p> <p>“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”</p> <p>“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”</p> <p>“<span>To Senator </span><span></span><span>Joseph McCarthy,</span><span> who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-29"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Roosevelt_Longworth#cite_note-29"><br/></a></sup></p> </blockquote> <p>I love this woman.</p> </blockquote> <p>WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.</p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d9045dc8669c78427e2b603dd16c6d4/tumblr_inline_nsoy2saeqq1r8eehr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"/></figure><p>This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” </p> <p>She is my absolute favorite. </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m21SIElX9sOL2ZOMwlFWvXw">@lornagonigall</a></p> </blockquote> <p>My idol and an icon she is</p> </blockquote> <p>It completely stands to reason that Teddy Roosevelt would have a mouthy badass as a daughter.</p>
Assassination, Bitch, and Cars: When a dignitary complained to
 President Theodore Roosevelt about
 Alice Roosevelt (his daughter)
 smoking on top of the White House,
 Roosevelt replied, "l can be
 can control Alice. I cannot possibly
 do both."
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
<p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/172731993075/gortys-and-loaderbot-themauveroom" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://gortys-and-loaderbot.tumblr.com/post/172722688177/themauveroom-distractedbyshinyobjects" class="tumblr_blog">gortys-and-loaderbot</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://themauveroom.com/post/126061716051/distractedbyshinyobjects-mewjounouchi" class="tumblr_blog">themauveroom</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://distractedbyshinyobjects.tumblr.com/post/125910374913">distractedbyshinyobjects</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mewjounouchi.tumblr.com/post/107289650150">mewjounouchi</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khoshekh-yourself.tumblr.com/post/100377132737">khoshekh-yourself</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catsuitmonarchy.tumblr.com/post/97024694779">catsuitmonarchy</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://optimysticals.tumblr.com/post/97022954813">optimysticals</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vancity604778kid.tumblr.com/post/96954514788">vancity604778kid</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/post/90809645826">ultrafacts</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt">Source</a> <strong>Click <a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/">HERE</a> to Follow the <a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/">Ultrafacts</a> Blog!</strong></p>
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<p>ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. </p>
<p><figure data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1175b098b7bd4fa11b6cf8b3c8100b20/tumblr_inline_p7g7x4M0Q11rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"/></figure></p>
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<p>So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Well I have a new hero.</p>
</blockquote>
<p><span>Her whole wikipedia article is gold</span></p>
<p><span></span><span>“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”</span></p>
<p><span>“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“</span></p>
<p>“<span>During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”</span></p>
<p><span>“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”</span></p>
<p>“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”</p>
<p>“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”</p>
<p>“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”</p>
<p>“<span>To Senator </span><span></span><span>Joseph McCarthy,</span><span> who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-29"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Roosevelt_Longworth#cite_note-29"><br/></a></sup></p>
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<p>I love this woman.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.</p>
</blockquote>

<figure data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d9045dc8669c78427e2b603dd16c6d4/tumblr_inline_nsoy2saeqq1r8eehr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"/></figure><p>This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” </p>
<p>She is my absolute favorite. </p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m21SIElX9sOL2ZOMwlFWvXw">@lornagonigall</a></p>
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<p>My idol and an icon she is</p>
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<p>It completely stands to reason that Teddy Roosevelt would have a mouthy badass as a daughter.</p>

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