🅱️ 25+ Best Memes About Cucumber

cucumber: omg-humor: That cucumber has been through some shit

omg-humor: That cucumber has been through some shit

cucumber: That cucumber has been through some shit

That cucumber has been through some shit

cucumber: YEAH! ADORA! ARE YOU COOKING PP THOUGHT I'D BETTER HAVE A GO AT IT I COULDN'T FIND ENOUGH OF THE SAME SAUSAGE FOR ALL THREE SO ONE OF OF US US IS GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A GREEN ONE, SORRY SIZZLE FUi ADORA THAT IS A CUCUMBER SZLE oo o ALSO, WHY IS THERE A SLICE OF CHEESE fujifingerz: Because Adora doesn’t know what food is…

fujifingerz: Because Adora doesn’t know what food is…

cucumber: Sometimes I go to the store just to embarrass the cashier 22:07 22:07 The cashier Soooo looong cucumber

Soooo looong cucumber

cucumber: Sometimes go to the store just to embarrass the cashier 22:07 22:07 The cashier soooo looong cucumber

soooo looong cucumber

cucumber: Sometimes I go to the store just to embarrass the cashier 22:07 22:07 The cashier soooo looong cucumber

soooo looong cucumber

cucumber: Sometimes I go to the store just to embarrass the cashier 22:07 22:07 The cashier soooo looong cucumber by anackom MORE MEMES

soooo looong cucumber by anackom MORE MEMES

cucumber: Sometimes go to the store just to embarrass the cashier 22:07 22:07 The cashier soooo looong cucumber via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2IIKWE8

soooo looong cucumber via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2IIKWE8

cucumber: When your mum says it's salad for dinner tomorrow, and you've just caught your sister fucking herself with the cucumber from the fridge Toby, Age 3 Alcoholic ?

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cucumber: nobody: the cucumber in the plastic: 7eedo I find it funny so deal with it

I find it funny so deal with it

cucumber: 9:41 AM 100% ON 9/15/19 YOU MATCHED WITH Heyy you are very cute;) Wanna meet up sometime? ;) Xoxo Yesterday 11:55 PM Are you real? Say cucumber if you're real LMAO cucumber Can I prove I'm not a robot now? You are the first person doubting I'm not a human being I have ever seen Can never be too sure Seemed too good to be true Jeez you are good at it Lol Wanna add snap hottie? ;) Send Type a message GIF My Tinder career has peaked.

My Tinder career has peaked.

cucumber: Lillian Orwah @LillianOrwah Every office has two people who do all the work and 12 people who walk around with bottles full of water, cucumber and lemon. 10:24 AM 04/09/2019 Twitter for iPhone Uber Humor Steve holt! failnation: I am one of the two

failnation: I am one of the two

cucumber: Oh so Sorry for truck drivers. They make their living setting on their ass To lazy to have a real job o Like Reply 21m the next time you go to the store to buy all the shit you need, I think you need to remember how all that shit got there for you, Truckers are away from friends and families with children for weeks sometimes months at atime Just so you can cucumber your wife is gonna fuck herself with later while thinking of your neighbor buy that Like Reply Just now Write a comment... GIF DESTRUCTION 100 He just got f*ckin destroyed

He just got f*ckin destroyed

cucumber: Oh so Sorry for truck drivers. They make their living setting on their ass To lazy to have a real job o Like Reply 21m the next time you go to the store to buy all the shit you need, I think you need to remember how all that shit got there for you, Truckers are away from friends and families with children for weeks sometimes months at atime Just so you can cucumber your wife is gonna fuck herself with later while thinking of your neighbor buy that Like Reply Just now Write a comment... GIF DESTRUCTION 100 He just got f*ckin destroyed by Satoru-66 MORE MEMES

He just got f*ckin destroyed by Satoru-66 MORE MEMES

cucumber: Oh so Sorry for truck drivers. They make their living setting on their ass To lazy to have a real job o Like Reply 21m the next time you go to the store to buy all the shit you need, I think you need to remember how all that shit got there for you, Truckers are away from friends and families with children for weeks sometimes months at atime Just so you can cucumber your wife is gonna fuck herself with later while thinking of your neighbor buy that Like Reply Just now Write a comment... GIF DESTRUCTION 100 He just got f*ckin destroyed via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2KMbxBA

He just got f*ckin destroyed via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2KMbxBA

cucumber: PAIA BAY COFFEE&BAR ALOHA VIBES PAIA MAUI BREAKFAST&LUNCH HAWA ACAI BOWL made in Paia to pped with banana coconut grenola,&honey orliihai 11.50 CAFE FAVO GREEK YOGURT with berries&granola topped wilth honey or ikoi coulis 9.95 HOUSE ORGANIC SCRAMBLED EGGS With local spring mix&salsa 9.95 add avocado (200) HOUSE POUR ORGANIC EGGS&BACON With local spring mix&salsa 11.95add avocado t12e0) ESPRE CAFE VEGA ORGANICEGGS&GOAT CHEESE roasted red peppers, local spring mix&salsa 21.95 CAPP CAFE ORGANIC EGGS&SMOKED SALMON cream cheese, mint lemon maya, spring mix,&alsa 12.95 ORGANICEGGS&AVOCADO SALAD (gluten free/no bread) with litiloi Dijon dressing& salsa .95 ICED DIRT BAGEL SANDWICHES sub a fresh baked croissant (1.sa) HOT MA Ko TOASTED BAGELwith buter 3.50 HO Or FRESH BAKED CROISSANT 4.00 VEGAN BAGEL with pesto, hummus, roasted red peppers, avocada trmat&baby gnens 9.00 TA O CREAM CHEESE&TOMATO BAGEL with pepper. 475 add avecado (200) COCK TURKEY BAGEL with pesto, cream cheese cucumber tomato,&toasted pumpkis seeds 10.45 BACON BAGEL with cream cheese, tomato. avocado,&red onion 9.95 SMOKED SALMON BAGEL with cream cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion&capers 11.00 CROISSANTS Webake our craissants each morning, and usually run out noon, and you can substihutefor toast ora bagel WITH NUTELLA& either bananas or strawberies & ourhouse whip cream. 7.25 FETA CHEESE omato cucumber, local spring mix & Dijon mustard mayo 1095 BACON&BRIE avocado &Dijon mustard mayo. 10.95 SANDWICHES Served on whole grain artisan bread with organic lecal mired greens&chips GOAT CHEESE with olive tapenade, roasted red peppers &localtomata 2145 BRIE &APPLE with local tomato, black pepper, & herb mayo. 1145 TURKEY With bacon, local tomato, & herbmayo. 12.45 TUNA with swiss, local tomato, capers, & wasabi mayo. 12.45 Served with galic crostini& lightly dressed with liliker Dijen dresung WATERMELON&FETA with toasted pumpkin seeds, an organic lecal spring mix 195 SMOKED SALMON with swiss, avocado, local tomato,& wasabinmayo. 1395 TALKING STORY We love Paia! SALADS mission to offer great able, environmentaly nights per week alon We hope you like us come to the countert TUNA SALAD with avocado&capers on organic local spring mix 12.95 GRANDMA BRADY'S BANANA BREAD PLAIN 425 CHOCOLATE CHIP& WALNUT 475 GRILLED BANANA BREAD With whipped cream& raspberries 625 When you get someone from dev to write the menu

When you get someone from dev to write the menu

cucumber: Camryn Gelting @Camgelting my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew... turns out it was a big ass cucumber NIKE WISLIAMPS

cucumber: Camryn Gelting @Camgelting my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew... turns out it was a big ass cucumber AIKE WISCIMPS

cucumber: Forest @dvpestpimp In like 2030 somebody is gone be at the lunch table getting fried bc niggas found a video of their mom deep throating a cucumber JULY 2nd # 30 @Beard - KW 3d Sco pa tu manaa? 1:55 PM 8/7/19 Twitter for iPhone “Yo daddy’s a pickle”

“Yo daddy’s a pickle”

cucumber: Forest @dvpestpimp In like 2030 somebody is gone be at the lunch table getting fried bc niggas found a video of their mom deep throating a cucumber JULY 2nd #30 @Beard_ KW 3d Sco pa tu manaa? 1:55 PM 8/7/19 Twitter for iPhone “Yo daddy’s a pickle” by sirfonz MORE MEMES

“Yo daddy’s a pickle” by sirfonz MORE MEMES

cucumber: r/AskReddit Posted by u/Tristanmemes123 8h 1 S2 All You can eat buffet workers what are your horror stories? Discussion 27.1k 6.8k Share TOP COMMENTS Jef_Wheaton 5h S 3 Awards Not a "Horror" story, just funny. I worked at Wendy's when they had salad bars. You could get a single-serving bowl (They used to serve eat-in chili in Styrofoam bowls, and the Large doubled as a chili bowl), or "All you can eat" platters. (The Taco Salad bottom plate.) On a slow afternoon, this guy came in and got a single serving bowl. After a few minutes, our manager motioned to me and the sandwich guy to discreetly take a look at the salad he was making. The guy had filled the bowl with salad, then made a ring of overlapping cucumber slices to extend the lip of the bowl upwards. He filled that with salad, then added another ring. It took several minutes to build this thing, but by the time he'd finished, he had a tower of salad well over a foot tall, wth multiple rings of cucumber slices containing it. That salad was an engineering marvel. He carefully carried it back to his table, sat down, then looked up guiltily as our manager walked out to him. The manager handed him a "free item" coupon, and said, "That is the most impressive salad I have ever seen. Your next one is on me." Reply 22.9k

cucumber: Camryn Gelting @Camgelting my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew... turns out it was a big ass cucumber NIKE WIKCUMPS meirl by Kamilokk MORE MEMES

meirl by Kamilokk MORE MEMES

cucumber: my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew... turns out it was a big ass cucumber MIKE WIKCIMPS Poor Dad

Poor Dad

cucumber: my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew... turns out it was a big ass cucumber MIKE WIKCIMPS One of the best outstanding move via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2yBykcs

One of the best outstanding move via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2yBykcs

cucumber: my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew... turns out it was a big ass cucumber MIKE WIKCIMPS One of the best outstanding move

One of the best outstanding move

cucumber: my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew... turns out it was a big ass cucumber MIKE WIKCIMPS One of the best outstanding move by noobmaster696959 MORE MEMES

One of the best outstanding move by noobmaster696959 MORE MEMES

cucumber: Rin, what do you want to be when you grow up? A cucumber me irl

me irl

cucumber: X r/AskReddit Posted by u/Tristanmemes123 8h 1 2 All You can eat buffet workers what are your horror stories? Discussion 27.1k 6.8k Share JTOP COMMENTS Jef_Wheaton 5h S 3 Awards Not a "Horror" story, just funny. I worked at Wendy's when they had salad bars. You could get a single-serving bowl (They used to serve eat-in chili in Styrofoam bowls, and the Large doubled as a chili bowl), or "All you can eat" platters. (The Taco Salad bottom plate.) On a slow afternoon, this guy came in and got a single serving bowl. After a few minutes, our manager motioned to me and the sandwich guy to discreetly take a look at the salad he was making. The guy had filled the bowl with salad, then made a ring of overlapping cucumber slices to extend the lip of the bowl upwards. He filled that with salad, then added another ring. It took several minutes to build this thing, but by the time he'd finished, he had a tower of salad well over a foot tall, wth multiple rings of cucumber slices containing it. That salad was an engineering marvel. He carefully carried it back to his table, sat down, then looked up guiltily as our manager walked out to him. The manager handed him a "free item" coupon, and said, "That is the most impressive salad I have ever seen. Your next one is on me." 22.9k Reply That manager deserves a raise via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ys5gCM

That manager deserves a raise via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ys5gCM

cucumber: WATER fantastic-dragon-kin: cute-aesthetics-things: SUMMER IS ALMOST HERE AND IT’S ABOUT TO GET HOT! This ingenious H20 Fruit Infusion Water Bottle is specially designed to keep you hydrated in the most delicious way! It’s the perfect companion for all your sports, yoga, gym and outdoor activities! Make your own fruit infused water and enjoy deliciously flavored beverages without all of the artificial colors, added sugars and preservatives! Simply fill the water infuser with any of your favorite fruits, such as strawberries, lemons, limes and oranges or you can try things like mint, cucumber and even ginger. The flavorful combinations are endless! Just unscrew the bottom cup of the juice water bottle, flip the bottle onto the top cap, place a piece of your fruity preference onto the juicer or into the cup and replace it. Shake it up and your tasty, fruit infused water is ready to enjoy! This water bottle is made with eco-friendly, BPA free, FDA food grade silicone plastic that’s perfectly safe for your health and it holds 650ml of liquid. This the perfect gift to remind your friends and family to stay hydrated during the Sunny Days! = GET YOURS HERE = I WANT THIS

fantastic-dragon-kin: cute-aesthetics-things: SUMMER IS ALMOST HERE AND IT’S ABOUT TO GET HOT! This ingenious H20 Fruit Infusion Water...

cucumber: llama @LlamalnaTux me: can I play some music uber driver: sure me: *pulling out my tuba* do u like veggie tales Cool Cucumber

Cool Cucumber

cucumber: llama @LlamalnaTux me: can I play some music uber driver: sure me: *pulling out my tuba* do u like veggie tales Cool Cucumber by Cupcakesandguns MORE MEMES

Cool Cucumber by Cupcakesandguns MORE MEMES

cucumber: retroactivebakeries Follow dailytweets in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch wizardshark the fuck does this mean dr-binchcraft this is japanese cherry blossom erasure wizardshark Hey y'all I still don't know wtf this means Source: twitter.com 165,018 notes japanese cherry blossom bitch all the way

japanese cherry blossom bitch all the way

cucumber: The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon OO000000

cucumber: LAD BIBLE 'Just let me spoon the cucumber human!' 🐹😂

'Just let me spoon the cucumber human!' 🐹😂

cucumber: 107 ALD MARKT ADEMAKK LASI AUTHENT SUPPLY COLT HANDM STABLISH aD SINCE 1 Fuhrend in Berhn! $ASINO 1011 ANTAS misfit-on-a-journey: Oh shit folks, I absolutely forgot to post these pictures here and one gif. This is me with the two amazing guitarists of Avantasia - Oliver Hartman and Sascha Paeth. The came before the show to say hello to the fans and omg they were soo nice and friendly And me and my best friend with Eric Martin after the show. Eric was soo cute and he hug me ♥♥ *fangirls* Also I was tagged by these amazing persons @vila-viridian, @n-i-g-h-t-c-r-a-w-l-e-r-6-6-6, @radiant-aether, @gipsyspirits, @glimpseofsanity, @the-nameless-primordial-one and @scarsoftheshatteredsky thank youuu!! Tagging: @nighttime-rebel, @bruceedickinson, @wonderinghobbit, @blacknorthenthunder, @lycanthrope-laboratory, @bitch-of-izalith, @bipolarsadomasochisticinsomniac, @hera-salander, @klumpkloss, @jesster-day, @cucumber-castle, @cassiusthecorrupterofsouls, @valkyriestorm, @bridgesinthesky, @drfeelgood-21, @ktuludawn, @ollis-beard, @walk-among-us, @artaeum and @as-cold-as-her-sorrow

misfit-on-a-journey: Oh shit folks, I absolutely forgot to post these pictures here and one gif. This is me with the two amazing guitari...

cucumber: It's called Cucamelon and it tastes like cucumber in lime juice MEXICANS (heavy breathing) With sum chili

With sum chili

cucumber: liverhoney being self-aware fucking sucks i wish i was a cucumber annabethisterrified I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it. crowderz 5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i'm a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense jumex Some days l'm like..fashion doesn't matter....some days l'm like. Fashion is all we RIP have ALLIFRE eclipsc [clenches fist] i just really love space

cucumber: using the Drake format using sea cucumbers to spread awareness |because they keep our oceans clean and are hunted on a daily basis Respect for the sea cucumber

Respect for the sea cucumber

cucumber: WATER cute-aesthetics-things: SUMMER IS ALMOST HERE AND IT’S ABOUT TO GET HOT!This ingenious H20 Fruit Infusion Water Bottle is specially designed to keep you hydrated in the most delicious way! It’s the perfect companion for all your sports, yoga, gym and outdoor activities! Make your own fruit infused water and enjoy deliciously flavored beverages without all of the artificial colors, added sugars and preservatives! Simply fill the water infuser with any of your favorite fruits, such as strawberries, lemons, limes and oranges or you can try things like mint, cucumber and even ginger. The flavorful combinations are endless! Just unscrew the bottom cup of the juice water bottle, flip the bottle onto the top cap, place a piece of your fruity preference onto the juicer or into the cup and replace it. Shake it up and your tasty, fruit infused water is ready to enjoy! This water bottle is made with eco-friendly, BPA free, FDA food grade silicone plastic that’s perfectly safe for your health and it holds 650ml of liquid. This the perfect gift to remind your friends and family to stay hydrated during the Sunny Days!= GET YOURS HERE =

cute-aesthetics-things: SUMMER IS ALMOST HERE AND IT’S ABOUT TO GET HOT!This ingenious H20 Fruit Infusion Water Bottle is specially desi...

cucumber: WATER cute-aesthetics-things: SUMMER IS ALMOST HERE AND IT’S ABOUT TO GET HOT!This ingenious H20 Fruit Infusion Water Bottle is specially designed to keep you hydrated in the most delicious way! It’s the perfect companion for all your sports, yoga, gym and outdoor activities! Make your own fruit infused water and enjoy deliciously flavored beverages without all of the artificial colors, added sugars and preservatives! Simply fill the water infuser with any of your favorite fruits, such as strawberries, lemons, limes and oranges or you can try things like mint, cucumber and even ginger. The flavorful combinations are endless! Just unscrew the bottom cup of the juice water bottle, flip the bottle onto the top cap, place a piece of your fruity preference onto the juicer or into the cup and replace it. Shake it up and your tasty, fruit infused water is ready to enjoy! This water bottle is made with eco-friendly, BPA free, FDA food grade silicone plastic that’s perfectly safe for your health and it holds 650ml of liquid. This the perfect gift to remind your friends and family to stay hydrated during the Sunny Days!= GET YOURS HERE =

cute-aesthetics-things: SUMMER IS ALMOST HERE AND IT’S ABOUT TO GET HOT!This ingenious H20 Fruit Infusion Water Bottle is specially desi...

cucumber: WATER cute-aesthetics-things: SUMMER IS ALMOST HERE AND IT’S ABOUT TO GET HOT!This ingenious H20 Fruit Infusion Water Bottle is specially designed to keep you hydrated in the most delicious way! It’s the perfect companion for all your sports, yoga, gym and outdoor activities! Make your own fruit infused water and enjoy deliciously flavored beverages without all of the artificial colors, added sugars and preservatives! Simply fill the water infuser with any of your favorite fruits, such as strawberries, lemons, limes and oranges or you can try things like mint, cucumber and even ginger. The flavorful combinations are endless! Just unscrew the bottom cup of the juice water bottle, flip the bottle onto the top cap, place a piece of your fruity preference onto the juicer or into the cup and replace it. Shake it up and your tasty, fruit infused water is ready to enjoy! This water bottle is made with eco-friendly, BPA free, FDA food grade silicone plastic that’s perfectly safe for your health and it holds 650ml of liquid. This the perfect gift to remind your friends and family to stay hydrated during the Sunny Days!= GET YOURS HERE =

cute-aesthetics-things: SUMMER IS ALMOST HERE AND IT’S ABOUT TO GET HOT!This ingenious H20 Fruit Infusion Water Bottle is specially desi...

cucumber: Lilia Today You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop. Ooh. So very flattering And you are cuter than a cucumber Oh wait. I mean Haha I love that Cutecumber** If you were a vegetable yeah you'd be a cutecumber I butchered it Got the line a bit wrong

Got the line a bit wrong

cucumber: The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon Literally true.

Literally true.

cucumber: THIS IS THE 14,000,606TH TIME BENEDICT CUCUMBER IS ABOUT TO WATCH ENDGAME MARVEL EN D END GA M E Be like Doctor Strange.

Be like Doctor Strange.

cucumber: Air Jordan in a cucumber https://t.co/YHNkpqTr71

Air Jordan in a cucumber https://t.co/YHNkpqTr71

cucumber: The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon meirl

meirl

cucumber: The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon meirl by -CrazyCatCrazySchool MORE MEMES

meirl by -CrazyCatCrazySchool MORE MEMES

cucumber: S THIS SHAMPOO CONSIDERED 2 IN 12 95% CUCUMBER OTHING GEL BERGAM ROFL!

ROFL!

cucumber: "cucumber mask can lower stress levels" me: apsychiatricmind

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