🅱️ 25+ Best Memes About Customer

customer: I think we all know who the customer was..

I think we all know who the customer was..

customer: I think we all know who the customer was.. by Brraaapppppp MORE MEMES

I think we all know who the customer was.. by Brraaapppppp MORE MEMES

customer: o nO we LosT cuStoMeR

o nO we LosT cuStoMeR

customer: o nO we LosT cuStoMeR by eighty_eight_ MORE MEMES

o nO we LosT cuStoMeR by eighty_eight_ MORE MEMES

customer: That customer service mood

That customer service mood

customer: lowoncliches: note-a-bear: My mom sent this to me and i’m howling White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that family is enjoying a picnic in the park while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry? Well this is a great time to try *holds up bottle* Mind Your Own Fucking Business. With Mind Your Own Fucking Business you’ll be able to grow the fuck up and act like a decent fucking human being. Our patented technology allows you to pull your head out of your ass and see the world beyond the brim of your MAGA hat. White man: Hi honey, I saw some black people at the Starbucks today. Woman: Did you mind your own fucking business? Man: I sure fucking did. *both laughing* Woman: Stop bothering those nice people today with Mind Your Own Fucking Business. Man: Side effects may include not harassing people, no one getting arrested or murdered by police, a general sense of well-being for people of color, a lack of Internet fame and or trolling, and coexistence. Please consult a doctor if you are still a piece of shit after Minding Your Own Fucking Business as the symptoms may be result of a deeper problem and require further treatment. Woman: Now available at Anthropology in Whole Foods. [Censoring beeps removed for better readability.]

lowoncliches: note-a-bear: My mom sent this to me and i’m howling White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that...

customer: Amazons customer service is magical. Until we meet again Chris…

Amazons customer service is magical. Until we meet again Chris…

customer: A customer called asking if we were practicing social distancing with her sandwiches. I told her we are, but tbh guys I’m running out of space.

A customer called asking if we were practicing social distancing with her sandwiches. I told her we are, but tbh guys I’m running out of...

customer: A customer called asking if we were practicing social distancing with her sandwiches. I told her we are, but tbh guys I’m running out of space.

A customer called asking if we were practicing social distancing with her sandwiches. I told her we are, but tbh guys I’m running out of...

customer: thesociologicalcinema: I present to you: the most American photograph“A worker gives a customer a manicure at a nail salon in Atlanta on April 24. Georgia’s hair salons, tattoo parlors, bowling alleys, and other nonessential businesses were permitted to reopen on Friday after Governor Brian Kemp announced earlier this week that he’d ease the state’s stay-at-home order,” amidst the COVID-19 pandemic, 2020.Photo credit: Elijah Nouvelage / Bloomberg— in Atlanta, Georgia.

thesociologicalcinema: I present to you: the most American photograph“A worker gives a customer a manicure at a nail salon in Atlanta on...

customer: ups-dogs: Delivered a package to a customer’s porch, stepped off the porch to see this boys running at me with no warning! Luckily they are all love and were looking for treats from the man in the big brown truck.- Upstate New York

ups-dogs: Delivered a package to a customer’s porch, stepped off the porch to see this boys running at me with no warning! Luckily they...

customer: ups-dogs: The Bandanna of Betrayal.The Shawl of Shame.The Horrible Hankie of Hunger.The Do-Rag of Dietary Deprivation and Despair.Upon my arrival at the Patricia Green Winery in Newberg Oregon, I was confronted with a horrific sight that left me with an awful and impossible dilemma; I could either respect the cruel and inexplicable demands of the customer by denying biscuits to their dog Maggie, or I could break their rules and yield to the almost hypnotic, yearning gaze of her pleading eyes as she beseeched me to proffer her daily treats.I considered my options carefully as I looked around to see if anyone was watching. Their wishes were clear, but what harm could *one* biscuit possibly do? What kind of barbaric monster would force their sweet dog to wear a sign around her neck prohibiting treats? How could I possibly be expected to withhold her daily Milk Bone? What had she done to deserve such barbaric treatment? And how many biscuits could I sneak to her without getting busted?Fortunately, my questions were soon answered by the arrival of her owner who graciously explained the reason for this seemingly abusive act. It turns out that the vineyard had been hosting their annual fall wine tasting all week long, and was providing the guests with salami, prosciutto, breads, and various types of gourmet cheeses to be paired with the wines. And in her role as official tasting room mascot, Maggie was allowed to circulate freely amongst the guests, who of course were rendered as powerless as I by her beseeching gaze. The result of their copious offerings of such rich meats and sharp cheeses upon her digestive system are best left to the imagination, and her humans were left with no alternative but to take drastic action in order to prevent Miss Maggie the Manipulative and Malodorous Moocher from rendering the tasting room uninhabitable.Fortunately for her, however, the feeding ban did NOT apply to ordinary dog biscuits, thus leaving me free to be the hero and ease her pangs of hunger on what turned out to be Quadruple Biscuit Friday. All was right with the world once again!By Scott Hodges.

ups-dogs: The Bandanna of Betrayal.The Shawl of Shame.The Horrible Hankie of Hunger.The Do-Rag of Dietary Deprivation and Despair.Upon m...

customer: Drop that customer immediately

Drop that customer immediately

customer: teenagerposts: Customer support be like

teenagerposts: Customer support be like

customer: hobolunchbox:Another satisfied customer.

hobolunchbox:Another satisfied customer.

customer: lifepro-tips: 2 Million Masks for Hospitals Fund

lifepro-tips: 2 Million Masks for Hospitals Fund

customer: one-million-cats: red-plains-rider: weedmum: stygianzinogre: crimson–peach: weedmum: When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen? who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese @fancyphobic who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

one-million-cats: red-plains-rider: weedmum: stygianzinogre: crimson–peach: weedmum: When you work at Lush and customer comes in an...

customer: As long as customer service exists, there will be Karens. #Memes #Karen #CustomerService

As long as customer service exists, there will be Karens. #Memes #Karen #CustomerService

customer: avenginginsanity: diamondclustahusla: quiteliterallyhotsauce: I’ve watched this 10 times I can’t breathe!😂😂😂😂 (All of this is said in a auto-tuned, sing-song voice. Audio originally from tik tok user @mikethornwell.) So when I was 16, I used to work in a grocery store. And we had one customer who always came in who was always very obviously mentally ill. And one day I was bagging her groceries, and she said to me, “don’t you wish it was back to the cotton picking days?” And I was like, “hmm,” And she was like, “don’t you wish it was back to the cotton picking days?” And I was like, “as in slavery?” And she was like, “yes.” And I was like, “why the fuck would you ask me that?” And my manager was like, “what’s going on?” And I was like, “I’m gonna have to step away before I throw a punch at an elderly woman.” And she was like, “okay go in to the break room.” A week later we found out the old woman had a heart attack and died. And I’m not saying she deserved it. But I’m saying ~･ﾟ:*God’s timing is always right!*:･ﾟ✧ ~

avenginginsanity: diamondclustahusla: quiteliterallyhotsauce: I’ve watched this 10 times I can’t breathe!😂😂😂😂 (All of this is s...

customer: Effective testing begins with the customer

Effective testing begins with the customer

customer: Customer’s Service

Customer’s Service

customer: daisyannewinchester: karadin: heads up! Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use Hello This is xyz I am here How are you Who is this What’s up How can I help you What god do you serve Who is your master Speak now or forever hold your peace What do you want You have reached a life model decoy of [your name] please leave a message. And if its urgent, leave it urgently. Beep. Then hang up What’s bracken bro, how you livin My names Chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food You have reached Mistress Elena’s Dungenous Deeds how may I be of pleasure to you today To talk to a customer, please press one I’m gay Just start singing Try to sell them something. That will throw them for a loop Pretend the line is breaking up by making static sounds with your mouth Speak State your purpose What you want, baby I got it. What you need? You know I’m askin Error 404 phone set to self destruct in 5… 4… 3… *Liam Neeson voice* Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you Answer with a lewd moan Answer crying I have done all of these.

daisyannewinchester: karadin: heads up! Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use Hello...

customer: I am not that worried about customer service automation yet

I am not that worried about customer service automation yet

customer: DISSATISFIED? Karen & Karen CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SPECIALISTS Sassy Employee? Order Wrong? 754-8465 GREY Let us speak to the manager for you.

Let us speak to the manager for you.

customer: Customer: Cargo space? Me: Car no do that. Car no fly. @123RF FR o123RF 123RF @123RF Cars in space

Cars in space

customer: dirt prince @pants_leg i told a customer good morning and he said "time means nothing to me" he's the only person i've ever respected 7/11/18, 21:11 24.8K Retweets 125K Likes

customer: overheard at the pharamacy: pharm tech: are you aware that the total is $67? customer: yeah, I know. Depression is expensive. Meirl

Meirl

customer: Big-O @_BigO_ My job finna fire my ass...a customer called the store pissed off and asked "is this a manager?" I said "no this is Patrick" I thought he would laugh...he lost his shit Some people take things way too seriously by VerySlump MORE MEMES

Some people take things way too seriously by VerySlump MORE MEMES

customer: Big-O @_BigO_ My job finna fire my ass...a customer called the store pissed off and asked "is this a manager?" I said "no this is Patrick" I thought he would laugh...he lost his shit Some people take things way too seriously

Some people take things way too seriously

customer: Walmart Walmart KAREN Years of Dedicated Service CUSTOMER SERVICE MANAGER The final battle has begun

The final battle has begun

customer: Customer You can't defeat me Employee I know, but he can. Manager

customer: So a customer tried tipping me a 5,and I can get fired for that so I said no thanks. He gave me a pat on the arm.

So a customer tried tipping me a 5,and I can get fired for that so I said no thanks. He gave me a pat on the arm.

customer: хае @fuckxaee Bro...I told a blind customer "come back and see us" by accident...and he said "ok l'll try my best" 8:42 PM · 12/15/19 · Twitter for iPhone 37.7K Retweets 190K Likes meirl

meirl

customer: sportsD TrollFootball O TheFootballTroll sky Dear Skysports Customer, Please be alert that all Manchester United games from now on will be moved to Cartoon Network (channel 601) in order to create space for serious games. Sorry for the inconvenience caused. Just got this email from Sky https://t.co/hmC5chAefv

Just got this email from Sky https://t.co/hmC5chAefv

customer: Brenan Keller @brenankeller A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone. I say just let the testing happen in production ?

I say just let the testing happen in production ?

customer: MCDONALD'S JOB INTERVIEW OK, a customer walks in and ask for a milk shake what do you say? THE ICE-CREAM MACHINE IS BROKEN When can you start? I’ll just have an apple pie then!

I’ll just have an apple pie then!

customer: customer: they did it for me last time me: Well I'm here this time and I'm not doing it.

customer: Big-o Bigo_ Bro...I told a blind customer "come back and see us" by accident...and he said "ok l'll try my best" TALL Mindi T Mcfucking kill myself I have just humiliated myself and will now commit suicide

I have just humiliated myself and will now commit suicide

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Found at Lowe’s

customer: Carli 32 û Customer service at Smiths O 17 miles away Before you go any further with writing me I'm just going to put it out there now that I do have hsv 2 herpes simplex virus 2 I take care of myself and take a daily medication for it l'm not a dirty person and still a good person not looking for booty calls or hook ups l'm just putting it out there because some men just don't want to be involved with that so instead of us talking building a connection and then me telling u I rather u know now At least she’s honest

At least she’s honest

customer: UNITED AMStonal Size up your baggage UNITED sndrto Basic Eamony UNITED UNITED CUSTOMERS Here at United Airlines, we pride ourselves in providing the worst possible customer service. Our goal is to make every flight a dehumanizing experience. Fuck you, United Airlines T.G.L.e Fake United signs posted at the airport (@TGLNYC on IG)

Fake United signs posted at the airport (@TGLNYC on IG)

customer: oo00 U Mobile @ 20% 9:39 PM 2 Messages R-zu2UHtE4u Back my monthly income only 400dollar... you really wanna do this on me? :( See More thundercrypt@tuta.io To: qwe uio 9:29 PM T Details No, we don't. Frankly speaking, our Taiwanese campaign seems to be a total failure. Apparently, we have largely overestimated income of the population of your country. Soooo, ok. You don't have to pay now, we've switched ThunderCrypt to decryption mode for your computer. Therefore, as soon as our server establishes connection with your computer, the decryption should start automatically. If it doesn't, let us know. P. S. But if you indeed liked something about ThunderCrypt and would like to donate us a few cups of coffee, always feel free to do so: 18KfMJBTDWUUa1h4tm58swbkvsgHNZ6d2g When #ransomware gang offers better customer support than companies

When #ransomware gang offers better customer support than companies

customer: BA BY Dorito Don The Canned Pompkin is in aisle S un der the Jell-0 Customer Service employees truly hate this time of year.

Customer Service employees truly hate this time of year.

customer: Simon Holland @simoncholland 12h got a job at Comcast and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.

customer: The Black Supreme Kai @Black... .1d Little kids be having the WORST customer service in they pretend restaurants 101 L25,816 15.6K в @RunwayBella Replying to @BlackSupremeKai Fr my niece made me have a tea party w her in her restaurant, but I couldn't drink the tea til SHE said I could. 17:37 30/07/2019 Twitter for iPhone

customer: Lucas @OFLaCar MSUMSOME Meant to say "hold on for a second" and "give me a minute" to a customer and it came out as "hold me for a second" what a monday

customer: SALAD EXCELLENT CHOICE, SIR! ILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YouR DISH. YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE CHEF'S SALAD PLEASE THE CUSTOMER DEMANDS YOUR SALAD, CHEF MENU Cac lub No! PLEASE! MY WIFE MADE HE THIS! MEAT LOERSs rark atNERD S PiE CAWYHW That was mine!

That was mine!

customer: E-mail Product Support Step1: What is the issue?> Step2 Check out the FAQsStep3 Send Email This page is for Samsung Electronics Canada customers To contact the e-mail support in your region, visit your country Fields marked with an asterisk are required Your information Last Name * First Name * E-mail Address * Postal Code * Phone No * If B2B customer, please check Elements Console Sources Performance Memory Security Network Application MailQuestionProductType1.jsp Page Filesystem var siteId = D$('#siteId ' ).val(); var prod1Idx; var prod2Idx; var modIdx; var questionIdx; 1815 1816 contactus.samsung.com 1817 top customer/contactus/fc 1818 1819 1820 1821 1822 OWappalyzer 86 == 2 || stieId == 79 ||siteId == if (siteId 517 siteId == {} 6 characters selected What's New Rendering Console Remote devices Network conditions Sensors Request blockin- top Default levels Filter Uncaught ReferenceError: stieId is not defined at optionTit le Load (MailQuestionProductType1.jsp:1821) at preContentsText (MailQuestionProductType1.jsp:1809) at onload (MailQuestionProductType1.jsp:1889) Samsung’s Support form is broken because someone misspelled `siteId`

Samsung’s Support form is broken because someone misspelled `siteId`

customer: This item reter won't scan. STufe That must mean it's CUSTOMER OF THE YEAR for full retail price because technological errors do not entitle me to a discount D D [OC] And the customer of the year award goes to…

[OC] And the customer of the year award goes to…

customer: This item reter won't scan. STufe That must mean it's CUSTOMER OF THE YEAR for full retail price because technological errors do not entitle me to a discount D D [OC] And the customer of the year award goes to…

[OC] And the customer of the year award goes to…

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