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D D Greentext: Anonymous 12/22/11(Thu)16:00 No. 17302652 Ive been that guy before >Close friend tries to run a 3.5 game with a few guys that he knows, he's new to DMing >Tells us to roll characters beforehand, we're going to be doing a generic fantasy game while he works out the basics >Arrive on game day to see that the rest of the party, four other guys, have all built angsty animu characters that are "ZOMG SO EVIL >All are doing the "I'm in a war on two fronts. The monsters I fight while I adventure and the monsters inside of myself" evil characters >One is a furry that tries to turn everything sexual >l brought Jamhorn Glittergold, gnome sorcerer >fabulous, gaudy, constantly happy, and focused on the flashiest spells possible >Elton John in gnome form Anonymous 12/22/11(Thu)16:00 No. 17302658 File 1324587656 ipg-(18 KB, 385x383, 1293410320121.jpg) 17302652 >Through high charisma and good rolls, I quickly end up as the party face Constantly interfere with the horrible grimdark roleplaying through use of bags of glitter and strategically placed magic missiles and flares DM loves it, even though grimdark animu heroes keep derailing the story to put themselves in the spotlight as "ZOMG SO GRIM AND EVIL" >Jamhorn puts it right back on track again every time they do DM gets fed up with player angst and wants to end the campagain >Jamhorn steps into action >Work for a long time out of sight of the party to gather everything I need to achieve lichdom >Jamhorn is and has always been Lawful Evil >Put a plan in motion to kill off the party in ways that can never be traced back to me, needing the money they have. >Still gaudy and fabulous, they all start to have "accidents" in combat that bring them to lower and lower health as the final dungeon run progresses In the end, it's just me and the furry, having killed the dragon BBEG that was just trying to protect it's young >Standing in front of a mountain of gold >He begins into long monologue about how much angst he's feeling and how evil he is for killing the dragon >Walk over to him >Tap him on the shoulder >Throw glitter in his eyes >Disintegrate his ass >Begin the final stages of my transformation into a lich >Table is silent >MFW Short D&D Greentext Compilation
D D Greentext: Anonymous 12/22/11(Thu)16:00 No. 17302652
 Ive been that guy before
 >Close friend tries to run a 3.5 game with a few guys that he knows, he's new to DMing
 >Tells us to roll characters beforehand, we're going to be doing a generic fantasy game while he works out the basics
 >Arrive on game day to see that the rest of the party, four other guys, have all built angsty animu characters that are "ZOMG SO EVIL
 >All are doing the "I'm in a war on
 two fronts. The monsters I fight while I adventure and the monsters inside of myself" evil characters
 >One is a furry that tries to turn everything sexual
 >l brought Jamhorn Glittergold, gnome sorcerer
 >fabulous, gaudy, constantly happy, and focused on the flashiest spells possible
 >Elton John in gnome form
 Anonymous 12/22/11(Thu)16:00 No. 17302658
 File 1324587656 ipg-(18 KB, 385x383, 1293410320121.jpg)
 17302652
 >Through high charisma and good rolls, I quickly end up as the party face
 Constantly interfere with the horrible grimdark roleplaying through use of bags of glitter and strategically placed magic
 missiles and flares
 DM loves it, even though grimdark animu heroes keep derailing the story to put themselves in the spotlight as "ZOMG SO
 GRIM AND EVIL"
 >Jamhorn puts it right back on track again every time they do
 DM gets fed up with player angst and wants to end the campagain
 >Jamhorn steps into action
 >Work for a long time out of sight of the party to gather everything I need to achieve lichdom
 >Jamhorn is and has always been Lawful Evil
 >Put a plan in motion to kill off the party in ways that can never be traced back to me, needing the money they have.
 >Still gaudy and fabulous, they all start to have "accidents" in combat that bring them to lower and lower health as the final dungeon run progresses
 In the end, it's just me and the furry, having killed the dragon BBEG that was just trying to protect it's young
 >Standing in front of a mountain of gold
 >He begins into long monologue about how much angst he's feeling and how evil he is for killing the dragon
 >Walk over to him
 >Tap him on the shoulder
 >Throw glitter in his eyes
 >Disintegrate his ass
 >Begin the final stages of my transformation into a lich
 >Table is silent
 >MFW
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