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Dallas Cowboys: Zing on the Dallas Cowboys. #Memes #Dallas #Cowboys #Entertainment
Dallas Cowboys: Zing on the Dallas Cowboys. #Memes #Dallas #Cowboys #Entertainment

Zing on the Dallas Cowboys. #Memes #Dallas #Cowboys #Entertainment

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Dallas Cowboys: THE EXCUSE CREATOR
 CHOOSE A
 CHOOSE A
 PERPETRATOR DELAYING FACTOR
 CHOOSE A
 +
 LEAD-IN
 □ I'm sorry but
 D Please forgive me...
 O Beg you a thousand par Godzilla
 gave me a hickey
 tried to kill me.
 ran me over with a diesel
 凵your 1110111
 Princess Peach."
 loe
 □ the offensive line of the
 76 Dallas Cowboys...
 a handicapped gentle-
 I
 died in front of nie
 □ ate my homework.
 □
 I'm never usually like
 maun...
 You're never going to
 believe this...
 beat me into submission
 ne
 □ the inventor of the slan-
 |
 hid my Trapper Keeper
 □
 ロ
 Guess what hap-
 en
 1
 sole inv bicycle.
 slept with my uncle.
 called ine "too gay to fly
 □
 the direct or of 101 Dal-
 maions...
 □ Holy shit! Get this."
 O Boy do I have a story for the little Asian kid from
 □
 Indiana Jones..
 □
 a kite," whatever that
 a man with 6 fingers or
 his right hand...
 g
 □ So I was nunding my own |
 business and boom!.
 D stole my identity
 !
 lhe most unbelievable
 thing just happened...
 □ I
 my mo
 broke into my house.
 □ Raiden from! Mortal
 Komba.
 □ put Ine in a Chinese finger
 □ I couldn't be more apolo-
 □ Sorry I'm late
 □ I couldn't go because
 □
 □ This is a terrible excuse
 a Mayor McCheese..
 1c
 caine after me
 Scrooge MclDuck..
 g the ghost of Margaret
 .
 D came on me.
 I
 tested racial slurs from my
 Thatcher...
 I couldn't help it..
 0 the ghost of Hitler..
 □ spin-kicked lne in the
 !
 Ghost Dad.
 co
 ut
 □ the entire Rollan
 tied to sell me vacuum
 D This is going to sound
 2
 Eampire...
 cleaners.
 crapped in my gas tank
 made me golf in shoes
 filled with macaroni and
 O Holy Moses!...
 2
 O Kevin Ware's leg bone...
 a British chap...
 □
 Blimey! Sorry, l'in late
 vnha.
 □ a Hasidic Jew."
 My bad
 6
 Kevin Spacey.
 pulled me over in a stolen
 □ I swear it wasn't my fault
 ! □ Kevin Costner's stunt
 cop car and demandeed
 fellatio.
 double..
 □ I lost track of time
 |
 □
 □ kept telling me knock
 made me find Jesus.
 Kevin McCallister's real
 life fake tarantuala...
 □ I feel terrible, but
 D the editors at Mandato
 □ Don't blame nie
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:The Perfect Excuse Creator

srsfunny:The Perfect Excuse Creator