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5 Am, Bless Up, and Bruh: This is Bruce. He has some spots. Reddit u/ MustyCarACsmell @DrSmashlove Say Bruh u wanna know when u grown? Like the exact moment that u a grown up? When u โ€œsleep inโ€ but itโ€™s still early ๐Ÿ˜‚. U feel me? Like there was a time in my life when โ€œsleep inโ€ meant 1:30 pm. One MF thirty. Like literally the day is shot. Done. No day that starts at 1:30 pm entails any type of success. Zero. That day is a total loss. A tax write off. Ain no โ€œrise and grind ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ at 1:30 pm more like โ€œrise and eat a bowl of a cereal like an A$$HOLE and reflect on your insignificance in the universeโ€ ๐Ÿค—. Nah. I was texting with my lil homegirl whoโ€™s a physician and she say she woke up at 8:30 am and Iโ€™m like โ€œoh nice you slept in!โ€ And she did! She usually up at 5 am shoving needles into people! But then I caught myself ๐Ÿ˜ง. Right then and there I caught myself Bruh. And a feeling of mild sadness came over me whilst on the stair master at 8:36 am on a Saturday. WE GROWN. Iโ€™M GROWN. 8:30 AM IS NOT SLEEPING IN. BUT IF U GROWN, 8:30 AM IS A COT DAMN VACATION. U wake up so refreshed that it feel โ€˜wrongโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like ya anxiety come knocking like โ€œAYE BRUH U MISSED A APPOINTMENT. A CONFERENCE CALL. BREAKFAST WITH A CLIENT. U MISSED EVERYTHING ITโ€™S 8:30 COT DAMMIT WHAT A FAILURE LOL LIKE WHAT HAVE U *ACTUALLY* ACCOMPLISHED? LOOK AT EVAN SPIEGEL. DEVELOPED A APP WHERE U COULD SEND DISAPPEARING PICS OF YA T!TTIES NOW AT AGE 27 HE WORTH 4.1 BILLY WHAT CHU WORTH? EXACTLY SMASH WAY LESS THAN 4 BILLY BC U WOKE UP AT 8:30 OL SLEEP ALL DAY LOOKIN A$$ EVAN ๐Ÿ‘ SPIEGEL ๐Ÿ‘ AINT ๐Ÿ‘ WAKING ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘ AT ๐Ÿ‘ 8:30.โ€ (Incidentally my anxiety sound like a mother who push her kids too hard ๐Ÿธโ˜•๏ธ. Shout to my anxiety tho. Some people got a angel on they shoulder. I got skrong anxiety clutching a chancleta above my head bout to whup my a$$ for not grinding hard enuf EVERYBODYโ€™S DIFFERENT THIS IS HOW Iโ€™M BUILT BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)
5 Am, Bless Up, and Bruh: This is Bruce. He has some spots.
 Reddit u/ MustyCarACsmell
 @DrSmashlove
Say Bruh u wanna know when u grown? Like the exact moment that u a grown up? When u โ€œsleep inโ€ but itโ€™s still early ๐Ÿ˜‚. U feel me? Like there was a time in my life when โ€œsleep inโ€ meant 1:30 pm. One MF thirty. Like literally the day is shot. Done. No day that starts at 1:30 pm entails any type of success. Zero. That day is a total loss. A tax write off. Ain no โ€œrise and grind ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ at 1:30 pm more like โ€œrise and eat a bowl of a cereal like an A$$HOLE and reflect on your insignificance in the universeโ€ ๐Ÿค—. Nah. I was texting with my lil homegirl whoโ€™s a physician and she say she woke up at 8:30 am and Iโ€™m like โ€œoh nice you slept in!โ€ And she did! She usually up at 5 am shoving needles into people! But then I caught myself ๐Ÿ˜ง. Right then and there I caught myself Bruh. And a feeling of mild sadness came over me whilst on the stair master at 8:36 am on a Saturday. WE GROWN. Iโ€™M GROWN. 8:30 AM IS NOT SLEEPING IN. BUT IF U GROWN, 8:30 AM IS A COT DAMN VACATION. U wake up so refreshed that it feel โ€˜wrongโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like ya anxiety come knocking like โ€œAYE BRUH U MISSED A APPOINTMENT. A CONFERENCE CALL. BREAKFAST WITH A CLIENT. U MISSED EVERYTHING ITโ€™S 8:30 COT DAMMIT WHAT A FAILURE LOL LIKE WHAT HAVE U *ACTUALLY* ACCOMPLISHED? LOOK AT EVAN SPIEGEL. DEVELOPED A APP WHERE U COULD SEND DISAPPEARING PICS OF YA T!TTIES NOW AT AGE 27 HE WORTH 4.1 BILLY WHAT CHU WORTH? EXACTLY SMASH WAY LESS THAN 4 BILLY BC U WOKE UP AT 8:30 OL SLEEP ALL DAY LOOKIN A$$ EVAN ๐Ÿ‘ SPIEGEL ๐Ÿ‘ AINT ๐Ÿ‘ WAKING ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘ AT ๐Ÿ‘ 8:30.โ€ (Incidentally my anxiety sound like a mother who push her kids too hard ๐Ÿธโ˜•๏ธ. Shout to my anxiety tho. Some people got a angel on they shoulder. I got skrong anxiety clutching a chancleta above my head bout to whup my a$$ for not grinding hard enuf EVERYBODYโ€™S DIFFERENT THIS IS HOW Iโ€™M BUILT BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

Say Bruh u wanna know when u grown? Like the exact moment that u a grown up? When u โ€œsleep inโ€ but itโ€™s still early ๐Ÿ˜‚. U feel me? Like there...

Bad, Chill, and Drunk: this is my good boy HendriX. eDiSmahlove Pic: reddit u/bigfatpup rs Shout to the cheeto man I had him all wrong. I really did. He is in fact a brilliant leader, lemme splain u why. The average starting teach salary in this country is $36,141. For that amount per year she gotta come into work at a hella absurdly early hour like 5:50 am for no reason other than schools are still tied to the antiquated agrarian system where people awoke at sun up to take they kids to school and tend the crops. She gotta deal with all type of coffee breath from fellow coworkers. She gotta deal with Todd the kindygarten teacher with the terrible bicep tattoo and outdated nerd glasses like not the new joints thatโ€™s sleek but like the Randy Jackson joints who hit on every, single female teacher. She gotta deal with bad a$$ misbehaving kids. Angry helicopter parents. By the time Friday come around she so exhausted, so beat, so withered that the only thing she got energy for is to crawl home, pop that bottle of wine, pack that bowl, and text smash like โ€œlong week zaddy come beat the brakes off this lil Nani lol wyd tho donโ€™t say Work nobody works on Friday ๐Ÿ˜คโ€. Ok Kristine, Mandy and Samantha chill Imma get to all of u sequentially in order LOL JUST KIDDING CHILL PEOPLE DAMN. Anyway in addition to all this stress and heartache for $36k-year the cheeto wanna give these poor young tings firearms and bulletproof vests to confront deranged murderers when they go on shooting rampages at schools. Now lemme get this straight. Video footage shows that the trained, armed cop that came to the school in Boca Raton was too scared to enter the school because this kid was firing extended clips off a AR-15. But Mandy, on her fourth cup of coffee because she still low key wine drunk on a Thursday morning bc she polished a bottle off the night before bc she couldnโ€™t wait till Friday ... MANDY ... all 5 foot 1 of her ... is expected to strap a gun to her leg and do the work a trained cop wonโ€™t do and engage a killer brandishing an army rifle. Cheeto, I had u underestimated my dude! U are indeed a wondrous repository of good ideas and good leadership - I had u wrong! My deepest apologies. Nothing but respect for my president ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bad, Chill, and Drunk: this is my good boy HendriX. eDiSmahlove
 Pic: reddit u/bigfatpup
 rs
Shout to the cheeto man I had him all wrong. I really did. He is in fact a brilliant leader, lemme splain u why. The average starting teach salary in this country is $36,141. For that amount per year she gotta come into work at a hella absurdly early hour like 5:50 am for no reason other than schools are still tied to the antiquated agrarian system where people awoke at sun up to take they kids to school and tend the crops. She gotta deal with all type of coffee breath from fellow coworkers. She gotta deal with Todd the kindygarten teacher with the terrible bicep tattoo and outdated nerd glasses like not the new joints thatโ€™s sleek but like the Randy Jackson joints who hit on every, single female teacher. She gotta deal with bad a$$ misbehaving kids. Angry helicopter parents. By the time Friday come around she so exhausted, so beat, so withered that the only thing she got energy for is to crawl home, pop that bottle of wine, pack that bowl, and text smash like โ€œlong week zaddy come beat the brakes off this lil Nani lol wyd tho donโ€™t say Work nobody works on Friday ๐Ÿ˜คโ€. Ok Kristine, Mandy and Samantha chill Imma get to all of u sequentially in order LOL JUST KIDDING CHILL PEOPLE DAMN. Anyway in addition to all this stress and heartache for $36k-year the cheeto wanna give these poor young tings firearms and bulletproof vests to confront deranged murderers when they go on shooting rampages at schools. Now lemme get this straight. Video footage shows that the trained, armed cop that came to the school in Boca Raton was too scared to enter the school because this kid was firing extended clips off a AR-15. But Mandy, on her fourth cup of coffee because she still low key wine drunk on a Thursday morning bc she polished a bottle off the night before bc she couldnโ€™t wait till Friday ... MANDY ... all 5 foot 1 of her ... is expected to strap a gun to her leg and do the work a trained cop wonโ€™t do and engage a killer brandishing an army rifle. Cheeto, I had u underestimated my dude! U are indeed a wondrous repository of good ideas and good leadership - I had u wrong! My deepest apologies. Nothing but respect for my president ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Shout to the cheeto man I had him all wrong. I really did. He is in fact a brilliant leader, lemme splain u why. The average starting teach ...

0 to 100, America, and Anaconda: 00 -21 :56 Tanai Benard Friday at 9:12 AM My 5th grader and I were conversing on the way to work/school this morning. As an educator, I wanted to be sure he and his classmates were taking the school safety drills seriously and not using it as a time to socialize and goof off Me: Have you guys praticed a lockdown drill in class yet? Dez: Are you talking about an active shooter drill? Me: Yes Dez: Yes, we practiced it Me: So tell me what you are suppose to Dez: The teacher is suppose to shu lock the door, put the black paper oVe 00 -21:57 Dez: The teacher is suppose to shut and lock the door, put the black paper over the window on the door. Then myself and three other boys are suppose to push the table against the door After that all the class is going to stand behind us on the back wall Me: The class is suppose to stand behind who? Dez: Me and the other 3 boys. We stand at the front and they get behind us. internally went from 0 to 100 real quick. My child is one of only 2 black children in a class of 23. Being transparent, I immediately went to the "why is my black son being put on the front line?" (Just being real) So I asked before I verbally stated my thoughts' Tanai Benard 00 -21:57 Tanai Benard Friday at 9:12 AM Me: Why did you get picked to stand in front of everyone else if a shooter came in your school? Dez: I didn't get picked. I volunteered to push the table and protect my friends Me: 65 *immediate nausea * Dez why would you volunteer to do that? Dez: If it came down to it I would rather be the one that died protecting my friends then have an entire class die and I be the only one that lived Father God, it took everything out of me not to breakdown. I still have a lump in my throat. 10 damn years old and this has to be our babies thought process in America 00 -21:57 Mop Dolly Spins A e Your Spin Mop Bucket Without Bending 35 BLow BELOW COPPER Noung Black theambassadorposts Read this and try not to cry This is horrifying.
0 to 100, America, and Anaconda: 00
 -21 :56
 Tanai Benard
 Friday at 9:12 AM
 My 5th grader and I were conversing on
 the way to work/school this morning. As
 an educator, I wanted to be sure he and
 his classmates were taking the school
 safety drills seriously and not using it as
 a time to socialize and goof off
 Me: Have you guys praticed a lockdown
 drill in class yet?
 Dez: Are you talking about an active
 shooter drill?
 Me: Yes
 Dez: Yes, we practiced it
 Me: So tell me what you are suppose to
 Dez: The teacher is suppose to shu
 lock the door, put the black paper oVe

 00
 -21:57
 Dez: The teacher is suppose to shut and
 lock the door, put the black paper over
 the window on the door.
 Then myself and three other boys are
 suppose to push the table against the
 door
 After that all the class is going to stand
 behind us on the back wall
 Me: The class is suppose to stand
 behind who?
 Dez: Me and the other 3 boys. We stand
 at the front and they get behind us.
 internally went from 0 to 100 real
 quick. My child is one of only 2 black
 children in a class of 23. Being
 transparent, I immediately went to the
 "why is my black son being put on the
 front line?" (Just being real) So I asked
 before I verbally stated my thoughts'
 Tanai Benard

 00
 -21:57
 Tanai Benard
 Friday at 9:12 AM
 Me: Why did you get picked to stand in
 front of everyone else if a shooter came
 in your school?
 Dez: I didn't get picked. I volunteered to
 push the table and protect my friends
 Me: 65 *immediate nausea * Dez why
 would you volunteer to do that?
 Dez: If it came down to it I would rather
 be the one that died protecting my
 friends then have an entire class die and I
 be the only one that lived
 Father God, it took everything out of me
 not to breakdown. I still have a lump in
 my throat. 10 damn years old and this
 has to be our babies thought process in
 America

 00
 -21:57
 Mop Dolly
 Spins A
 e Your Spin Mop Bucket Without Bending
 35 BLow
 BELOW
 COPPER
 Noung
 Black
 theambassadorposts
 Read this and try not to cry
This is horrifying.

This is horrifying.

Friday, Love, and Memes: 'Black Panther' Breaks Barriers and Records In lts Opening Weekend @balleralert 'Black Panther' Breaks Barriers and Records In Its Opening Weekend - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € RyanCooglerโ€™s 'Black Panther' is setting a tone for Marvel films, creating conversations while breaking several barriers at the same damn time. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In just the first three-to-four-days of its release, the film earned a whopping $235 million, making it the fifth highest-earning of any film and the highest debut ever for a February film. And letโ€™s get into 31-year-old Oakland native Coogler, who made history for now having the highest-grossing film ever by a black director. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € BlackPanther now holds the biggest solo superhero launch of all-time! It also takes the crown for the biggest non-sequel opening weekend, the biggest Friday through Sunday opening weekend for a long holiday debut, the biggest long holiday opening weekend and the biggest pre-summer opening weekend (thereโ€™s actually more). The film has already gotten esteemed praise from critics on Rotten Tomatoes who gave the film a 97 percent. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € We donโ€™t really have to say much, the movie is a one-of-kind BlackMagic masterpiece. We fell in love with our righteous all-Black cast which starred ChadwickBoseman, LupitaNyongo, MichaelBJordan, AngelaBassett, DanaiGurira, DanielKaluuya, ForestWhitaker, SterlingKBrown, FlorenceKaumba, WinstonDuke and now beloved breakout star LetitiaWright. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 'Black Panther' changed the Marvel superhero game and as you can see by the numbers and audience involvement, weโ€™re loving every minute of it. WakandaForever
Friday, Love, and Memes: 'Black Panther' Breaks
 Barriers and Records In lts
 Opening Weekend
 @balleralert
'Black Panther' Breaks Barriers and Records In Its Opening Weekend - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € RyanCooglerโ€™s 'Black Panther' is setting a tone for Marvel films, creating conversations while breaking several barriers at the same damn time. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In just the first three-to-four-days of its release, the film earned a whopping $235 million, making it the fifth highest-earning of any film and the highest debut ever for a February film. And letโ€™s get into 31-year-old Oakland native Coogler, who made history for now having the highest-grossing film ever by a black director. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € BlackPanther now holds the biggest solo superhero launch of all-time! It also takes the crown for the biggest non-sequel opening weekend, the biggest Friday through Sunday opening weekend for a long holiday debut, the biggest long holiday opening weekend and the biggest pre-summer opening weekend (thereโ€™s actually more). The film has already gotten esteemed praise from critics on Rotten Tomatoes who gave the film a 97 percent. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € We donโ€™t really have to say much, the movie is a one-of-kind BlackMagic masterpiece. We fell in love with our righteous all-Black cast which starred ChadwickBoseman, LupitaNyongo, MichaelBJordan, AngelaBassett, DanaiGurira, DanielKaluuya, ForestWhitaker, SterlingKBrown, FlorenceKaumba, WinstonDuke and now beloved breakout star LetitiaWright. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 'Black Panther' changed the Marvel superhero game and as you can see by the numbers and audience involvement, weโ€™re loving every minute of it. WakandaForever

'Black Panther' Breaks Barriers and Records In Its Opening Weekend - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € RyanCooglerโ€™s 'Black Pa...