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College, Creepy, and Dude: If you don't teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them evolution, sexuality psychology, witchcraft thefingerfuckingfemalefury: fire-ghoul: seekerofshores: grumpyrpgreviews: prokopetz: cheesedeity: prokopetz: bear-eggs: geekandmisandry: Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time. #TeamSatan Can satan come teach a class at my school Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers. For example, this guy? Teaches moral philosophy. And this creepy dude? He’s your astronomy professor. Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild. I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school. “Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.” “Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.” “Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.” What do you have to do to get a scholarship? I can’t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao. this whole post I’M LATE FOR MY FIRST DAY AT DEMON SCHOOL
College, Creepy, and Dude: If you don't teach your
 child to obey Jesus, the
 devil will teach them
 evolution, sexuality
 psychology, witchcraft
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
fire-ghoul:

seekerofshores:

grumpyrpgreviews:

prokopetz:

cheesedeity:

prokopetz:

bear-eggs:

geekandmisandry:

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
#TeamSatan

Can satan come teach a class at my school

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.
For example, this guy?
Teaches moral philosophy.
And this creepy dude?
He’s your astronomy professor.
Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”
“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”
“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”

What do you have to do to get a scholarship?

I can’t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao. 

this whole post

I’M LATE FOR MY FIRST DAY AT DEMON SCHOOL

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: fire-ghoul: seekerofshores: grumpyrpgreviews: prokopetz: cheesedeity: prokopetz: bear-eggs: geekandmisand...

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: yutaan: Inktober #12!  grab your cutest high-waisted shorts and your half-demon boyfriend and go frolic in a meadow, you deserve it
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: yutaan:
Inktober #12! 
grab your cutest high-waisted shorts and your half-demon boyfriend and go frolic in a meadow, you deserve it

yutaan: Inktober #12!  grab your cutest high-waisted shorts and your half-demon boyfriend and go frolic in a meadow, you deserve it

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: 3. haunted incaseyouart: @inukag-week Prompt 3: Haunted I went with the theme of Inuyasha being haunted by his choice to become a full demon, or stay as he is to be with Kagome. 
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: 3. haunted
incaseyouart:

@inukag-week Prompt 3: Haunted I went with the theme of Inuyasha being haunted by his choice to become a full demon, or stay as he is to be with Kagome. 

incaseyouart: @inukag-week Prompt 3: Haunted I went with the theme of Inuyasha being haunted by his choice to become a full demon, or stay ...

Cat, Demon, and Think: I think my cat is trying to summon a demon!
Cat, Demon, and Think: I think my cat is trying to summon a demon!

I think my cat is trying to summon a demon!