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Dating, Drive By, and Dude: If She Has Access To You, l Don't Want You @balleralert "I will never compete with anybody for your attention. If you can't make me a priority, I know where the door is." Book: "Dilemma: The Quote Book Author: M. Sosa/via: Sweetz Thoughts Read more: www.balleralert.com If She Has Access To You, I Don't Want You- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm territorial like no other with family, friends and the guy that has my attention. Maybe it's because I'm an Aries. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If I am dealing with someone and he has an ex or a drive by that won't move on, I can not deal with you. I mentally check out of the relationship before I physically leave. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It has nothing to do with insecurity, but everything to do with respect, especially if these said women wouldn't allow this type of behavior to transpire with them. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But because he allows it, they will continue do it. I've been known to check a female or two because we know what we are doing when we are being disrespectful, but I believe the correction should come from the dude. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I don't care if he and your kids had such a great relationship. You have a new man and he is dating someone else, confide in Jesus. He'll never leave or forsake you. There is nothing friendly about individuals that shared sex faces. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If a female can call or text your dude when she pleases, then you should move around...to read more, log onto balleralert.com (clickable link on profile).
Dating, Drive By, and Dude: If She Has Access To You, l
 Don't Want You
 @balleralert
 "I will never compete with
 anybody for your attention. If
 you can't make me a priority, I
 know where the door is."
 Book: "Dilemma: The Quote Book
 Author: M. Sosa/via: Sweetz Thoughts
 Read more: www.balleralert.com
If She Has Access To You, I Don't Want You- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm territorial like no other with family, friends and the guy that has my attention. Maybe it's because I'm an Aries. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If I am dealing with someone and he has an ex or a drive by that won't move on, I can not deal with you. I mentally check out of the relationship before I physically leave. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It has nothing to do with insecurity, but everything to do with respect, especially if these said women wouldn't allow this type of behavior to transpire with them. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But because he allows it, they will continue do it. I've been known to check a female or two because we know what we are doing when we are being disrespectful, but I believe the correction should come from the dude. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I don't care if he and your kids had such a great relationship. You have a new man and he is dating someone else, confide in Jesus. He'll never leave or forsake you. There is nothing friendly about individuals that shared sex faces. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If a female can call or text your dude when she pleases, then you should move around...to read more, log onto balleralert.com (clickable link on profile).

If She Has Access To You, I Don't Want You- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm territorial like no other with family...

Dell, Memes, and Business: differen TECNOLOGIA Un team di ricerca della Michigan State University è riuscito a realizzare il primo pannello solare trasparente. Questo significa che, ogni finestra al mondo potrebbe trasformarsi in una fonte di energia thedifferentgroup.com Fonte: extremetech IL PRIMO PANNELLO SOLARE TRASPARENTE Un team di ricerca della Michigan State University è riuscito a realizzare il primo pannello solare trasparente. Questo significa che, potenzialmente, ogni finestra presente al mondo potrebbe trasformarsi in una fonte di energia e, di conseguenza, in una maggiore efficienza energetica con una forte riduzione dei consumi. Una piccola rivoluzione insomma, che potrebbe far scomparire le strutture di adesso sopra i tetti per far esplodere definitivamente il mercato dell’energia solare. I modelli realizzati fino ad ora rispondevano alla necessità di dover assorbire la luce che colpiva le loro superfici, per questo più scuri erano e meglio facevano il loro lavoro in modo tale da trattenere più luce possibile senza farla disperdere e, di conseguenza, produrre più elettricità. Un vetro trasparente, per sua natura, ha la funzione contraria: deve far passare più luce possibile, per cui era impensabile realizzare un fotovoltaico trasparente. Come ha riportato il sito britannico Business Insider, i ricercatori hanno risolto questo dilemma creando un concentratore di luminescenza solare trasparente che riesca ad assorbire la luce nelle lunghezze d’onda invisibili all’occhio umano, quindi i raggi infrarossi e ultravioletti. Per conoscere sempre qualcosa di nuovo : 👉🏻www.thedifferentgroup.com Tagga un tuo amico ! 📚 sole ricerca ingegneria scienza tecnologia divulgazione curiosità different bedifferent
Dell, Memes, and Business: differen
 TECNOLOGIA
 Un team di ricerca della Michigan State
 University è riuscito a realizzare il primo
 pannello solare trasparente. Questo significa
 che, ogni finestra al mondo potrebbe
 trasformarsi in una fonte di energia
 thedifferentgroup.com
 Fonte: extremetech
IL PRIMO PANNELLO SOLARE TRASPARENTE Un team di ricerca della Michigan State University è riuscito a realizzare il primo pannello solare trasparente. Questo significa che, potenzialmente, ogni finestra presente al mondo potrebbe trasformarsi in una fonte di energia e, di conseguenza, in una maggiore efficienza energetica con una forte riduzione dei consumi. Una piccola rivoluzione insomma, che potrebbe far scomparire le strutture di adesso sopra i tetti per far esplodere definitivamente il mercato dell’energia solare. I modelli realizzati fino ad ora rispondevano alla necessità di dover assorbire la luce che colpiva le loro superfici, per questo più scuri erano e meglio facevano il loro lavoro in modo tale da trattenere più luce possibile senza farla disperdere e, di conseguenza, produrre più elettricità. Un vetro trasparente, per sua natura, ha la funzione contraria: deve far passare più luce possibile, per cui era impensabile realizzare un fotovoltaico trasparente. Come ha riportato il sito britannico Business Insider, i ricercatori hanno risolto questo dilemma creando un concentratore di luminescenza solare trasparente che riesca ad assorbire la luce nelle lunghezze d’onda invisibili all’occhio umano, quindi i raggi infrarossi e ultravioletti. Per conoscere sempre qualcosa di nuovo : 👉🏻www.thedifferentgroup.com Tagga un tuo amico ! 📚 sole ricerca ingegneria scienza tecnologia divulgazione curiosità different bedifferent

IL PRIMO PANNELLO SOLARE TRASPARENTE Un team di ricerca della Michigan State University è riuscito a realizzare il primo pannello solare tra...

Apparently, Bitch, and College: everyone thinks latin is a hard language to learn because it's dead or because the grammar's difficult or something like that but latin is actually hard because you keep accidentally summoning demons while you study and it can get kind of hard to do your homework when they're all fighting over the soul you apparently just sold to five of them by mistake #the paperwork to get your soul back is a bitch homework when they re all fighting over the 17,370 notes I got up at 06:00 today and normally that's not a problem, well it is, but I'm used to it as that's around the time when I have to get up for college and also the fact my body has suddenly decided to wake me up at around 05:00 everyday. Anyway I'm up, but I shouldn't be because it's the summer holidays. For the next 9 weeks or so I should be able to sleep in for as long as I bloody well want to, but not today, because my driving teacher has decided my next lesson is going to be this morning. Don't get me wrong, I want to learn how to drive asap, but still getting up early in the holidays. I have much needed sleep to catch up on 😩 Well yeah anyway there's my dilemma for the day. This all "oh woe is me. I'm so hard done by" should be over by about 10:00 (UK time) 😂 - spn spncw spnfans spnfan spnfamily spnfandom supernatural supernaturalcw supernaturalfans supernaturalfan supernaturalfamily supernaturalfandom destiel destielforever j2 brothers winchester akf yana lyf demon hell demondeal crossroads latin crowley kingofhell marksheppard fergusmacleod
Apparently, Bitch, and College: everyone thinks latin is a hard language
 to learn because it's dead or because the
 grammar's difficult or something like that
 but latin is actually hard because you keep
 accidentally summoning demons while you
 study and it can get kind of hard to do your
 homework when they're all fighting over the
 soul you apparently just sold to five of them
 by mistake
 #the paperwork to get your soul back is a bitch
 homework when they re all fighting over the
 17,370 notes
I got up at 06:00 today and normally that's not a problem, well it is, but I'm used to it as that's around the time when I have to get up for college and also the fact my body has suddenly decided to wake me up at around 05:00 everyday. Anyway I'm up, but I shouldn't be because it's the summer holidays. For the next 9 weeks or so I should be able to sleep in for as long as I bloody well want to, but not today, because my driving teacher has decided my next lesson is going to be this morning. Don't get me wrong, I want to learn how to drive asap, but still getting up early in the holidays. I have much needed sleep to catch up on 😩 Well yeah anyway there's my dilemma for the day. This all "oh woe is me. I'm so hard done by" should be over by about 10:00 (UK time) 😂 - spn spncw spnfans spnfan spnfamily spnfandom supernatural supernaturalcw supernaturalfans supernaturalfan supernaturalfamily supernaturalfandom destiel destielforever j2 brothers winchester akf yana lyf demon hell demondeal crossroads latin crowley kingofhell marksheppard fergusmacleod

I got up at 06:00 today and normally that's not a problem, well it is, but I'm used to it as that's around the time when I have to get up fo...

Memes, Good, and Pain: RELIEVE YOUR LOW BACK PAIN THE FIRST STEP IN LOW BACK REHAB One of the first things I do with a low back case is see how much they can move their spine. But it's important to do it correctly.✅ . With acute back pain 😣, moving much out of neutral can be very painful if you are standing or sitting, and chronic cases will often be sensitive to either flexion or extension. This is because the spine is in a weight bearing position and will often spasm or pinch if you go into a motion your body doesn't feel safe with.🙅‍♀️ This gives us a dilemma because motion can often be relieving for pain but if it hurts to move, we don't want to push you too far into it. . What we can do instead is move to all fours where our spine is no longer weight bearing. This position requires less stability so your body sees it as "safer", and it will often allow you to move your back here without pain or spasm. . 🐈🐄The banded cat-cow is one of my favorite ways to do this because the band acts as feedback to make sure we move our low back and not just our mid to upper back. Go slow and expand ROM slowly. You may find pain at the end ranges so don't push too far. Just touch it and reverse. You'll find that more motion often opens up as you do it. Do 25 with the band and then try to replicate 10 to 15 good reps without it. . Tag a friend with low back pain and share the wealth! . MyodetoxOrlando Myodetox
Memes, Good, and Pain: RELIEVE YOUR
 LOW BACK PAIN
THE FIRST STEP IN LOW BACK REHAB One of the first things I do with a low back case is see how much they can move their spine. But it's important to do it correctly.✅ . With acute back pain 😣, moving much out of neutral can be very painful if you are standing or sitting, and chronic cases will often be sensitive to either flexion or extension. This is because the spine is in a weight bearing position and will often spasm or pinch if you go into a motion your body doesn't feel safe with.🙅‍♀️ This gives us a dilemma because motion can often be relieving for pain but if it hurts to move, we don't want to push you too far into it. . What we can do instead is move to all fours where our spine is no longer weight bearing. This position requires less stability so your body sees it as "safer", and it will often allow you to move your back here without pain or spasm. . 🐈🐄The banded cat-cow is one of my favorite ways to do this because the band acts as feedback to make sure we move our low back and not just our mid to upper back. Go slow and expand ROM slowly. You may find pain at the end ranges so don't push too far. Just touch it and reverse. You'll find that more motion often opens up as you do it. Do 25 with the band and then try to replicate 10 to 15 good reps without it. . Tag a friend with low back pain and share the wealth! . MyodetoxOrlando Myodetox

THE FIRST STEP IN LOW BACK REHAB One of the first things I do with a low back case is see how much they can move their spine. But it's impor...

Doctor, Sorry, and The Incredibles: can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: moments ofweakness: wishfulthinkingoutloud: amaya-krb: sarcastictoad: guitargirlwhowritessillysongs: This girl was secretly a Super like the Incredibles. Her power was Babysitting. Headcanon Accepted. l have this headcanon that after they wiped her memory of Jack Jack's episode Rick Dicker decided to train her to become a special babysitter for supers because for all the chaos in the room and how frazzled she was in the end, Kari still kept the situation relatively under control. KARI WAS THE FIRST S H.I.E.LD AGENT Kari trained Phil Coulson. That's why he's so damn good at handling the Avengers. AldenRants 20-50 @reasons.to.breathe @notexactlyuseless & @qt.cmb_ asked me to rant about online purchases that don't look like the picture! (◡‿◡✿).........(ʘ‿ʘ✿) OH BOY I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE CATFISHED BY AN INANIMATE OBJECT!!!! I HAVE A STRENUOUS ENOUGH OF A TIME JUST DECIDING IF THE STUFF I WANT TO BUY AT THE STORE I'M AT IIIIIIIIIIN PERSON IS EVEN WORTH BUYING! I DON'T NEED THIS ADDED THREAT THAT WHAT I'M BUYING AIN'T EVEN REALLYYYY WHAT I'M BUYING! ANyone who's said "photos never lie" have CLEARLY never had to deal with this online dilemma! IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY PICTURES AT VARIOUS ANGLES THAT PLUSH MARIO DOLL HAS ON ITS PAGE IT COULD STILL ARRIVE LOOKING LIKE GHANDI IN OVERALLS! YOUR DOCTOR WHO PEN REPLICA? Awwww daaaang NOTHING MORE THAN A PLASTIC FLASHLIGHT WITH SOME STICKERS! THAT FLAT SCREEN TV YOU JUST GOT FOR A REALLLL STEAL?? OOPS SORRY BUD, LOOKS LIKE YOU ONLY BOUGHT THE -BOX- FOR A FLAT SCREEN HONEST MISTAKE BUT YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN, IT WAS IN THE ESSAY-LENGTH DESCRIPTION AFTER ALL!!!!!
Doctor, Sorry, and The Incredibles: can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:
 moments ofweakness:
 wishfulthinkingoutloud:
 amaya-krb:
 sarcastictoad:
 guitargirlwhowritessillysongs:
 This girl was secretly a Super like the Incredibles.
 Her power was Babysitting.
 Headcanon Accepted.
 l have this headcanon that after they wiped her memory of
 Jack Jack's episode Rick Dicker decided to train her to
 become a special babysitter for supers because for all the
 chaos in the room and how frazzled she was in the end,
 Kari still kept the situation relatively under control.
 KARI WAS THE FIRST S H.I.E.LD AGENT
 Kari trained Phil Coulson. That's why he's so damn good at
 handling the Avengers.
AldenRants 20-50 @reasons.to.breathe @notexactlyuseless & @qt.cmb_ asked me to rant about online purchases that don't look like the picture! (◡‿◡✿).........(ʘ‿ʘ✿) OH BOY I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE CATFISHED BY AN INANIMATE OBJECT!!!! I HAVE A STRENUOUS ENOUGH OF A TIME JUST DECIDING IF THE STUFF I WANT TO BUY AT THE STORE I'M AT IIIIIIIIIIN PERSON IS EVEN WORTH BUYING! I DON'T NEED THIS ADDED THREAT THAT WHAT I'M BUYING AIN'T EVEN REALLYYYY WHAT I'M BUYING! ANyone who's said "photos never lie" have CLEARLY never had to deal with this online dilemma! IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY PICTURES AT VARIOUS ANGLES THAT PLUSH MARIO DOLL HAS ON ITS PAGE IT COULD STILL ARRIVE LOOKING LIKE GHANDI IN OVERALLS! YOUR DOCTOR WHO PEN REPLICA? Awwww daaaang NOTHING MORE THAN A PLASTIC FLASHLIGHT WITH SOME STICKERS! THAT FLAT SCREEN TV YOU JUST GOT FOR A REALLLL STEAL?? OOPS SORRY BUD, LOOKS LIKE YOU ONLY BOUGHT THE -BOX- FOR A FLAT SCREEN HONEST MISTAKE BUT YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN, IT WAS IN THE ESSAY-LENGTH DESCRIPTION AFTER ALL!!!!!

AldenRants 20-50 @reasons.to.breathe @notexactlyuseless & @qt.cmb_ asked me to rant about online purchases that don't look like the picture!...

Crazy, Definitely, and Fashion: Used And Abused RETAIL USA WILD & UNRULY (I am working at a makeup store as a cashier. I am about 16 and don't have much job experience, and this is my first job working in a retail-type setting. We have our refund policy posted all over the store, including on receipts and our website. We do not allow any makeup returns unless the makeup is unused and the unit carton is sealed with no obvious signs of damage to the product or the carton. A woman walks in with a bag filled with palettes and drops it on the counter.) Customer: "I'd like to make a return Me: "Sure, of course! Do you have your receipt with you?" Customer "Yes. I want to return all of this stuff in the bag. It was complete s Me: "Um... okay." (She hands me a very long receipt) Me: "Thank you, ma'am. All right, everything? And it's all untouched?" Customer "Yes never used it (She takes out her a little booklet with her credit cards in it and places it on the counter while I open the bag. A giant poof of powder from the palettes flies up into my face. Every single palette is clearly shattered, and the pans that aren't broken have clearly been used.) Me: "Uh... ma'am, everything is... broken customer: "Yes, that's why I'm returning it Me: "I'm sorry, but I can't accept this. These pans have obviously been used, and the damaged." customer: *becomes an uber-witch in 0.32 seconds* "I never used them! They were broken when I bought them, b that's why I'm returning them Customer: *becomes an uber-witch in 0.32 seconds* "I never used them! They were broken when I bought them, b that's why I'm returning them Me: caught off guard "Ma'am, these pans *l point to the pans are clearly used There are finger swipes on them. m sorry, but we don't accept returns of damaged or used products. Customer "You little a wipe, get me your f****** manager this very second Me: "As of right now, I am the only working employee Customer "Then call your fi head manager, S (Ive never faced this type of dilemma, so I call my manager. She doesn't pick up.) Customer "I paid good money for this s and it was f****** broken want to return my f makeup, you f c***!" (Im getting angry now, and the other customers are staring.) Me: "Ma'am, I really don't know what you want me to tell you. I Customer "Tell me that I can f****** return this! What the h s your name? I will f****** report you to your f boss Me: "MATAM. We do NOT accept broken or used products, and these palettes are both! I am going to have to ask you to leave if you continue this behavior." Customer "I don't see your return policy! I'm going to sue your f company, you hear me? Me: he return policy is on your receipt and written around the store near the displays. It's also on the counter and on our website." Customer "I COULD'VE MISSED THAT Me finally losing my temper* "Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they clearly work so if you have them then please, for the sake of all of us, use them to read things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people Customer "YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER Me: finally losing my temper* "Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they clearly work so if you have them then please, for the sake of all of us, use them to read things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people Customer "YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER Me: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave right now, or I will call the police." (I notice another employee, who happens to be gifted in the martial arts, arriving for her shift standing at the entrance of the store, watching. Ieye the phone on the wall She mouths "9-1-1? and I nod. She dials the police.) Customer: "B****! You'll get what you deserve Me: "Ma'am, you must leave immediately or I will have you escorted out." Customer "YOU FILTHY W****! YOU CANT MAKE ME LEAVE (She pulls a nail polish with a rather slim and pointy cap made by a certain famous fashion designer o of the shelf next to her and throws it hard at me. It hits my temple and I start bleeding.) Me: "The police have been called and take note that I will see you in court for harassment and assault." Customer: "N YOU WONT (She immediately turns around and starts running right towards the entrance near the other employee. The employee grabs her arm and flips her on the ground, then places her foot on her chest. The police arrive right as she's doing this and arrest the customer. Igrab the customer's booklet off of the counter and flip it open. Right on the very front slip is her ID. walk over to the customer and police) Customer "SHE'S A LIAR! SHE'S A F****** CRAZY B Me: ironically "MAAM, you forgot this as you were trying to run away." (I dropped it on the ground and walked back to the counter) People wonder why I still go to this site. Obviously because of the absolutely true stories people tell.
Crazy, Definitely, and Fashion: Used And Abused
 RETAIL
 USA WILD & UNRULY
 (I am working at a makeup store as a cashier. I am about 16 and don't have much job
 experience, and this is my first job working in a retail-type setting. We have our refund
 policy posted all over the store, including on receipts and our website. We do not allow any
 makeup returns unless the makeup is unused and the unit carton is sealed with no obvious
 signs of damage to the product or the carton. A woman walks in with a bag filled with
 palettes and drops it on the counter.)
 Customer: "I'd like to make a return
 Me: "Sure, of course! Do you have your receipt with you?"
 Customer
 "Yes. I want to return all of this stuff in the bag. It was complete s
 Me: "Um... okay."
 (She hands me a very long receipt)
 Me: "Thank you, ma'am. All right, everything? And it's all untouched?"
 Customer
 "Yes
 never used it
 (She takes out her a little booklet with her credit cards in it and places it on the counter
 while I open the bag. A giant poof of powder from the palettes flies up into my face. Every
 single palette is clearly shattered, and the pans that aren't broken have clearly been used.)
 Me: "Uh... ma'am, everything is... broken
 customer: "Yes, that's why I'm returning it
 Me: "I'm sorry, but I can't accept
 this. These pans have obviously been used, and
 the
 damaged."
 customer: *becomes an uber-witch in 0.32 seconds* "I never used them! They were
 broken when I bought them, b
 that's why I'm returning them

 Customer: *becomes an uber-witch in 0.32 seconds* "I never used them! They were
 broken when I bought them, b
 that's why I'm returning them
 Me: caught off guard "Ma'am, these pans
 *l point to the pans
 are clearly used
 There are finger swipes on them. m sorry, but we don't accept returns of damaged or
 used products.
 Customer
 "You little a
 wipe, get me your f****** manager this very second
 Me: "As of right now, I
 am the only working employee
 Customer
 "Then call your fi
 head
 manager, S
 (Ive never faced this type of dilemma, so I call my manager. She doesn't pick up.)
 Customer
 "I paid good money for this s
 and it was f****** broken
 want to
 return my f
 makeup, you f
 c***!"
 (Im getting angry now, and the other customers are staring.)
 Me: "Ma'am, I really don't know what you want me to tell you.
 I
 Customer
 "Tell me that I can f****** return this! What the h
 s your name? I will
 f****** report you to your f
 boss
 Me: "MATAM. We do NOT accept broken or used products, and these palettes are both!
 I am going to have to ask you to leave if you continue this behavior."
 Customer
 "I don't see your return policy! I'm going to sue your f
 company, you
 hear me?
 Me: he return policy is on your receipt and written around the store near the
 displays. It's also on the counter and on our website."
 Customer
 "I COULD'VE MISSED THAT
 Me
 finally losing my temper* "Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they
 clearly work so if you have them then please, for the sake of all of us, use them to read
 things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people
 Customer
 "YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER

 Me: finally losing my temper* "Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they
 clearly work so if you have them then please, for the sake of all of us, use them to read
 things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people
 Customer
 "YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER
 Me: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave right now, or I will call the police."
 (I notice another employee, who happens to be gifted in the martial arts, arriving for her
 shift standing at the entrance of the store, watching. Ieye the phone on the wall She
 mouths "9-1-1? and I nod. She dials the police.)
 Customer: "B****! You'll get what you deserve
 Me: "Ma'am, you must leave immediately or
 I will have you escorted out."
 Customer
 "YOU FILTHY W****! YOU CANT MAKE ME LEAVE
 (She pulls a nail polish with a rather slim and pointy cap made by a certain famous fashion
 designer o
 of the shelf next to her and throws it hard at me. It hits my temple and I start
 bleeding.)
 Me: "The police have been called and take note that I will see you in court for
 harassment and assault."
 Customer: "N
 YOU WONT
 (She immediately turns around and starts running right towards the entrance near the
 other employee. The employee grabs her arm and flips her on the ground, then places her
 foot on her chest. The police arrive right as she's doing this and arrest the customer. Igrab
 the customer's booklet off of the counter and flip it open. Right on the very front slip is her
 ID. walk over to the customer and police)
 Customer
 "SHE'S A LIAR! SHE'S A F****** CRAZY B
 Me: ironically "MAAM, you forgot this as you were trying to run away."
 (I dropped it on the ground and walked back to the counter)
People wonder why I still go to this site. Obviously because of the absolutely true stories people tell.

People wonder why I still go to this site. Obviously because of the absolutely true stories people tell.