Was so excited for dinner tonight, turned out the wife made all of this from cake and candy.
Me in 20 years
Me in 20 years
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and thi...
Lol my gf hates me lmao
“Hey son what do you want for dinner tonight?”
Tuesday dump at work
Uhhhh it’s euphoric.
srsfunny:Baby Got Back, Fixed Version
What the ideal marriage looks like https://t.co/hqKmD82Naf
Odin’s Children in one scene.
This is me as a wife
"I think I nailed it. They said they'll get back to me by the end of the week, whether they chose me or not. So cross your fingers, babe...
Not even sorry
Prepare for your reunion dinner tonight..
If at first you don't succeed, try again...and again...and again...and again...and then watch When We First Met on @netflix to make your...
If you like our page you’ll love @madeinpoortaste 😂
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Feeling like a fat bitch after Xmas dinner tonight 🤰🏻
Grocery stores hate this one weird trick by Mister_Johnson_
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.
He really took it to heart.. 😩😂 https://t.co/HU4x9wII3H
He really took it to heart.. 😩😂 WSHH
WHO WANTS TO COME OVER AND MELT WITH ME CAUSE ITS SO FUCKING HOT I CANT STAND THIS IM MOVING !!!!!!! I NEVRR WANT TO SEE THE SUN AGAIN !!...
I’m dead 😂😂😂
How about some PUNS for dinner tonight? Which one would you choose?
My preferred method of communication
This sums up my life rn https://t.co/Rtm43nKXDE
<p>Buy the right pie Mookie. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
Way more into that plan @garyjanetti
Can we just tag each other in memes instead and call it a night 🤷🏼♀️
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Shoutout to all the lazy couples (By @lorynbrantz)