🅱️ 25+ Best Memes About Distracting

Distracting: marshmallow–3: kaon4shi: alwaysenduphere: Le génie du mal [The genius of evil, aka; Lucifer]; Guillaume Geefs “The statue was originally a commission for Geefs’ younger brother Joseph, who completed it in 1842 and installed it the following year. It generated controversy at once and was criticized for not representing a Christian ideal. The cathedral administration declared that “this devil is too sublime.” The local press intimated that the work was distracting the “pretty penitent girls” who should have been listening to the sermons.” [x] [The original ‘sublime’ version shown below, and the ‘revised’ one in the photoset above] > Make sculpture of the devil > No this sculpture is too hot for church > Make another one > It’s even hotter Two centuries on, they cast Tom Ellis as Lucifer, creating yet another hot version of the Devil

marshmallow–3: kaon4shi: alwaysenduphere: Le génie du mal [The genius of evil, aka; Lucifer]; Guillaume Geefs “The statue was original...

Distracting: Thanks for distracting the grizzly bear with that kid, Joe

Thanks for distracting the grizzly bear with that kid, Joe

Distracting: realest-asami-requiem: Maybe I’m in the minority here but I very much prefer subtitles. Dubbing is just distracting to me what with the voices not matching the lip movements. I also have processing delay issues so I generally watch things with subtitles even if they’re in English 🤷🏾‍♀️

realest-asami-requiem: Maybe I’m in the minority here but I very much prefer subtitles. Dubbing is just distracting to me what with t...

Distracting: Me: I really need to stop distracting my co-workers. Also me: Me except at school by D_Cowe8673 MORE MEMES

Me except at school by D_Cowe8673 MORE MEMES

Distracting: 2:40 1 can I be frank with you Неу Sun, Oct 20, 7:19 AM Yeah sure? what's up? Sun, Oct 20, 2:39 PM I'm not really trying to date or anything, I'm robbing a bank and need an attractive female to distract the overweight guard on night duty for 12 mins and 37 seconds. Compensation will be provided. Are you in or out Sun, Oct 20, 4:09 PM In. i've been told i can be very distracting. Mon, Oct 21, 2:45 PM Thank you, finally someone worthy Ok here's the plan we rob the Ok here's the plan we rob the bank and then we fuck each other's brains out Mon, Oct 21, 3:54 PM Money and a good fuck? you're really speaking my language Wed, Oct 23, 1:17 AM What happens if we get caught in the act Wed, Oct 23, 2:26 AM looks like i'm going to jail naked then Wed, Oct 23, 1:49 PM I'd like to see you in handcuffs Wed, Oct 23, 2:15 PM i'd like to be put in handcuffs Send Type a message GIF Stitch It! Found a co-conspirator

Found a co-conspirator

Distracting: "How's studying for finals going?" PROCRASTINATING Distracting others

Distracting: Er, and he's put a fake speed camera on the side of his house, which is by the A1. elan And he's been told because the highways agen say it's distracting drivers to take it down F1-- 15h I would not take it down and I would wait for them to sue me and prove to me that it distracts drivers (they couldn't prove it) and if they did prove it then they would have to remove all the speed cameras everywhere. Niceeeee

Niceeeee

Distracting: Er, and he's put a fake speed camera on the side of his house, which is by the A1 Beslas And he's been told because the highways agen say it's distracting drivers to take it down F1-- 15h I would not take it down and I would wait for them to sue me and prove to me that it distracts drivers (they couldn't prove it) and if they did prove it then they would have to remove all the speed cameras everywhere. Niceeeee

Niceeeee

Distracting: creative writing MASTERPOST studysection: Hey guys! As a writer myself, it’s hard to have a lot of resources for writing in one place. That’s why I decided to create this masterpost, and maybe make more if I find future resources. I hope you like it, and expect to see more masterposts like this in the future! Generators Character Appearance Generator Archetypes Generator Character Generator Character Traits Generator Family Generator Job/Occupation Generator, (II) Love Interest Generator Motive Generator Name Generator Personality Generator, (II) Quick Character Generator Super Powers Generator Names Brand Name Generator Medicine Title Generator Name Generator Quick Name Generator Vehicle Generator Town Name Generator Plot First Encounter Generator First Line Generator, (II) Plot Generator, (II), (III) Plot Device Generator Plot Twist Generator Quick Plot Generator Setting/World-Building City Generator Fantasy Race Generator Laws Generator Pet Generator Setting Generator Species Generator Terrain Generator Prompts Subject Generator ”Take Three Nouns” Generator Word Prompt Generator Misc Color Generator Decision Generator Dialogue Generator Journey Generator Title Generator, (II), (III) Some Tips Just a few I found from the writing tips tag! Writing action / @berrybird How to create a strong voice in your writing / @collegerefs How to plot a complex novel in one day! / @lizard-is-writing 8 ways to get past writer’s block / @kiramartinauthor psa for writers / @dasakuryo ”Write Using Your 5 Senses” / @ambientwriting How People Watching Improves Your Writing / @wherethetransthingsare Writing Science Fiction: Tips for Beginners / @fictionwritingtips Creating Likeable Characters / @authors-haven Vocabulary Descriptive words / @somekindofstudent Words to replace “Said” / @msocasey Obscure color words / @mintsteelpeachlilac Words to spice up your stories / @busyibee Words to describe someone’s voice Words to Use Instead of Very / @gaybybirth Touchy Feely Words / @gaybybirth Some Advice Stephen King’s Top 20 Rules for Writers ”But my plot isn’t UNIQUE or BIG enough!” / @youreallwrite 8 Things Every Creative Should Know / @adamjk (How To) Get Over Comparing Yourself to Other Creatives / @adamjk How to Get Over Common Creative Fears (Maybe) / @adamjk 14 Tips From Stephen King On Writing / @i-can-give-you-prompts Playlists Electronic Thoughts / @eruditekid “Mix About Writing” An Instrumental Mix / @shadowofemirates Shut Up, I’m Writing! / @ninadropdead Chill / @endlessreveries Breathtaking Film Scores / @tweedskirts Music to Write to Vol. 1: Starlight / @crestadeen Music for Written Words / @ghoulpatch Dead Men Tell No Tales / @scamandersnewt Fatale / @dolcegf All These Things that I’ve Done / @referenceforwriters Feeling Soaking into Your Bones / @verylondon I Can Feel Your Pulse in the Pages / @rphelper Morally Ambiguous / @scamandersnewt Wonderwall / @wheelerwrites Pythia / @mazikeene Ballet: To Dance / @tanaquil Websites and Apps For Writing ZenPen: A minimalist writing website to keep you free of distractions and in the flow. The Most Dangerous Writing App: A website where you have to keep typing or all of your writing will be lost. It helps you keep writing…kind of. You can choose between a time or word count limit! Evernote: An online website where you can take notes and save the product to your laptop and/or smartphone! Writer, the Internet Typewriter: It’s just you and your writing, and you can save your product on the website if you create an account. Wordcounter: A website to help check your word and character count, and shows words you’re using frequently. Monospace: An Android app for writing on the go when you feel the inspiration, but you don’t have your laptop on you! For Productivity Tide: An app that combines a pomodoro-esque timer with nature sounds and other noises! (Google Play / Apple Store) ClearFocus: An Android app with a pomodoro-type time counter to let you concentrate easier and stay productive. Forest: An app with a time counter to keep you focused and off your phone, and when you complete the time limit, a tree grows in your garden! (Google Play / Apple Store) SelfControl: A Mac downloadable app that blocks you from distracting mail servers, websites, and other things! Prompt Blogs @writeworld @dialouge-prompts @oopsprompts @prompts-for-the-otp @creativepromptsforwriting @the-modern-typewriter @theprofessionalpromptmaker @writers-are-writers @otp-imagines-cult @witterprompts @havetobememes @auideas @putthepromptsonpaper @promptsonpaper @fyotpprompts @otpisms @soprompt @otpprompts @ablockforwritersblock @awritersnook Writing Tips Blogs @writeworld @anomalously-written @awritersnook @clevergirlhelps @referenceforwriters @whataboutwriting @thewritershelpers @nimblesnotebook @slitheringink

studysection: Hey guys! As a writer myself, it’s hard to have a lot of resources for writing in one place. That’s why I decided to creat...

Distracting: STRATEGY Tip: ng When erasing a board, use vertical strokes; your hips will show the least amount of u movement. Horizontal strokes make hips shake, which students may find humorous and thus distracting. on are he STRATEGY 2 class and when you rn the classroom lights pro advice for aspiring teachers

pro advice for aspiring teachers

Distracting: laughing-llama yerassisgrass What is this suppose to cover? Romello Devante Sloan Clearly those distracting sholders that schools are against 14 hours ago Unlike 7.2K Reply

Distracting: such-justice-wow: tapdancers: babemagneto: randyliedtke: Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law. but why is this the softcore version of fuck the police In the uk at least eating while driving is also illegal because it is distracting you from focusing on driving The UK can kiss my ass catch me driving with my knees while I put sauce on my Taco Bell.

such-justice-wow: tapdancers: babemagneto: randyliedtke: Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just tak...

Distracting: the movie me the subtitles Distracting part

Distracting part

Distracting: krista (030) y@cherryblushed i used to read 3-4 full sized novels in middle school. now i see anything longer than a paragraph and bounce. i'll miss u brain cells, can't believe u peaked at age 12 15/9/18, 1:04 pm 68 Retweets 238 Likes takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights: dewdrop156: memecage: It do be like that. I was having a surprisingly good conversation with my sister recently and I was talking about how one of the reasons I don’t read as much as I used to is because I don’t have the same resources I did when I was a 4th grader. When I was a kid, I could sit and read all I wanted, all I had to to was exist and go where people took me. I didn’t have to feed myself or pay bills or keep track of things, which of course now I have to deal with all of those things so I can’t read as much and tend to read pretty easy to read books. My sister brought up the really good point that, of course I want to read easy books, I’m a young adult, in a very tumultuous phase of life, constantly being thrown new information, my brain doesnt want a classical novel, my brain wants something readable and immersive. tl;dr don’t feel bad for not reading as much as you used to, it’s okay. Read what you can when you can and don’t stress about the rest But nowadays, there are so many more resources for reading that you can gain access to. Even though you’re busy and stressed out my life, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t continue to strive to read whenever possible. I’ve compiled this basic list of super accessible ways to read in the modern age.1. LibbyLibby is a library app, and it free to use. If you have a library card (which you can either pick up at a branch or online, depending on where you live), you put in your information, and you have access to your library’s ebooks and audiobooks. Generally, you can check ebooks out for two to three weeks, and it gives you the option to renew (if someone isn’t waiting in line for that book) or return early. It’s super user- friendly. If you want to scam the system a little bit, a lot of libraries give you 30 to 60 days after making a card online to come in and actually get a physical card and show your ID. If you are looking for a specific book that your library may not have, make library cards at other locations with fake addresses and check out their supply. I personally have about eight library cards, so I always can find what I’m looking for unless it’s super rare. 2. KindleWhile you can buy the actual Amazon e-reader, you can also just use the free app. There are a bunch of ebooks you can read for free, or for a low price. If you have Kindle Unlimited ($10/month), you can borrow up to ten KU books at a time for as long as you want. A lot of authors have KU books, so it’s a good way to go. 3. NookBarnes and Noble’s Nook is similar to the Kindle—comes in a physical e-reader, but is also usable as a free app. I will say I find that their selection generally costs more than Amazon’s selection, but it’s an option if you prefer to stay away from Amazon products. One thing they do sometime around the end of the year is send you out a refund check for all the books that you purchased through them that were at a higher market price then they would’ve been elsewhere. I’ve gotten like three of these, so I figure it’s a regular thing. 4. AudibleFor people who are sight-impaired or have difficulty sitting down and reading a book, audiobooks are SO the way to go. When you sign up, you can receive up to two free audiobooks, and whatever plan you decide to go with gives you two free audiobooks a month (from a specific selection) in addition to your credits! If you have Kindle ebooks, there is sometimes an option to purchase the accompanying Audible audiobook for a super discounted rate. If you don’t like an audiobook, you can call in to return it at any time. I have something like forty or fifty audiobooks from them, and I’ve exchanged another twenty. These options are all in addition to physical books from your local library, and discount bookstores. The nice thing about ebooks is that generally they have the option to highlight and bookmark pages, change the font size and type, and even change the color of the page if you prefer.I always thought audiobooks were for old people until a few years ago when I was commuting about three hours a day for work. I wasn’t reading nearly as much, and as an avid reader, that distressed me greatly.Finally, I looked into audiobooks and it was a huge life changer. Instead of wasting three hours a day in traffic, I was reading for three hours a day that I would’ve otherwise not been able to. Not only does it make a trip go faster, but it makes it much more enjoyable.And even if you don’t want it for the commute or for the gym, audiobooks are a really good option for people who have vision problems. I have migraines when I stare at screens too much, so I pop on an audiobook and just crochet or do the dishes. I have a friend who has very bad eyesight, and he has not been able to read in something close to a year. I set him up with a library card and a Libby account, and all of a sudden, he was able to catch up on all the books he had been wanting to read!I’m just saying, I promote reading because no matter what you read, you’re learning something. Even though life is stressful and crazy and distracting, there are still ways you can find to sit down and curl up with a good book. “My brother has his sword, I have my books. And a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.” -Tyrion Lannister

takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights: dewdrop156: memecage: It do be like that. I was having a surprisingly good conversation with my siste...

Distracting: Me: "I really need to stop distracting my friends when they're trying to study" Also me: Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. This is so true 😂

This is so true 😂

Distracting: What is this suppose to cover? Romello Devante Sloan Clearly those distracting sholders that schools are against 14 hours ago Unlike 7.2K Reply school rules now adays

school rules now adays

Distracting: Me: "l really need to stop distracting my friends when they're trying to study" Also me: Talk to me. Talktome. Talk to me. Talktome. This is so true 😂

This is so true 😂

Distracting: Me: I really need to stop distracting my co-workers by talking to them all day. *Me as soon as I get into work* How are you bestie?

Distracting: Daily HMail LIKE NEWS Furious mother 'squirted her boob' at a woman who told her to move while she was breastfeeding because it was distracting he:r husband BY RICHARD SPILLETT FOR MAILONLINE AUGUST 5, 2016 10:25 AM Not something you see every day!

Not something you see every day!

Distracting: Daily HMail LIKE NEWS Furious mother 'squirted her boob' at a woman who told her to move while she was breastfeeding because it was distracting he:r husband BY RICHARD SPILLETT FOR MAILONLINE AUGUST 5, 2016 10:25 AM Not something you see every day!

Not something you see every day!

Distracting: school dress code Tnotieed you've wearing open-toed shoes. Sinee when did you become a whore? VeRy DiStRaCtInG by Expose_Everyone MORE MEMES

VeRy DiStRaCtInG by Expose_Everyone MORE MEMES

Distracting: IM TOLD AT TIMES I CAN BE A LITTLE SORRY HEARD A MOUSE UNDER " IA KILOMETER DOWN WIND falseknees.com/292.html falseknees Sorry, it's just really distracting bukas24 I love humor based in facts Intimidating Owl

Intimidating Owl

Distracting: NW: 5 KGS MEAS:38x37X35 C bulle right on fargef Moving stuff in the office, someone thought putting this here was not distracting

Moving stuff in the office, someone thought putting this here was not distracting

Distracting: AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSEL 1.Am I hungry/thirsty? 2. Am 1 tired? GGy 3. Am I stressed and/or overwhelmed? AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF OKEGCY 1. Taking deep breaths 2. Practice calming rituals 3. Taking care of your needs 4. Distracting yourself from bad thoughts AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF 1. Remain calm 2. Be rational . It's goimg to be okay okeggy: Fitting…….

okeggy: Fitting…….

Distracting: "How's studying for finals going?" PROCRISTNATING Distracting Others

Distracting: My new little pupper loves to play this game Pure love. Just simply pure love. I love these ones right here, I hope you do too beloveds. And to all my students studying for them finals...grinding hard at the library...on ya dorm bed...on someone else’s bed...all u pretty girls at home in ya bedroom I ain’t forget u commuters...all I can say is: SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND THEN PUT AWAY YA *COT* DAMN PHONE, YA AIN GON GET *NO* A’s WITH YA PHONE DISTRACTING U AND I WANT ALL MY FOLLOWERS TO CUM LAUDE - MAYBE EEN A COUPLE MAGNAS OR DARE I SAY A SUMMA OR TWO - NOW GO GET IT BLESS UP 😍😂😂

Pure love. Just simply pure love. I love these ones right here, I hope you do too beloveds. And to all my students studying for them fina...

Distracting: notmadeofgold weareadvocates sapphiredoves I'm a lesbian and somehow I manage to walk down the street and not ogle women I find attractive, or cat call or degrade them, or touch them without permission, or interrupt their daily lives, it's almost as if I'm treating them like human beings despite my attraction to them. What an insane concept omg same We were arguing about dress code in a meeting at work. And while my department knows I'm queer the other departments did not. As people (men) were saying that women showing skin and wearing tight clothes was distracting. I spoke up finally and said "I'm attracted to women. Everyone turned and looked at me and I was like "uhhh" so I finished. I'm attracted to women and I can still do my job. Regardless of what someone in my class is wearing. I can still teach. So why can't you?" The men all stayed silent Wild idea: You can be attracted to someone and NOT make it their problem

Wild idea: You can be attracted to someone and NOT make it their problem

Distracting: Tokyo Disneyland is getting a Beauty and the Beast ride with animatronics that look insane! hornsandblackwool: laurdlannister-kingslayer: sarazanmai: it took me like 3 minutes to process the fact that this wasnt cgi animatronics creep the fuck out of me they are so insanely cool tho They have animatronics like this at I think Disneyland CA for the little mermaid! The Ursula looks so cool. They get that wonderful smooth stretchiness with a special fabric so the animatronics don’t have distracting lines and folds when they move. So cool.

hornsandblackwool: laurdlannister-kingslayer: sarazanmai: it took me like 3 minutes to process the fact that this wasnt cgi animatronic...

Distracting: Me distracting my study partner every 5 minutes to show them a meme

Distracting: Me distracting my study partner every 5 minutes to show them a meme We all do this 😅

We all do this 😅

Distracting: I'M TOLD AT TIMES CAN BE A LITTLE INTIMIDA- SORRH HEARDA :>이 MOUSE UNDER A KILOMETER DOWN WIND 4 FALSEKNEES.on1o17 falseknees: Sorry, it’s just really distracting

falseknees: Sorry, it’s just really distracting

Distracting: "How is studying going?" Il uctjustkiddin PROCRISTINATING Distracting others @studentlifeproblems

@studentlifeproblems

Distracting: What is this suppose to cover? Romello Devante Sloan Clearly those distracting sholders that schools are against 14 hours ago . Unlike . 7.2K Reply

Distracting: Global HD And here we have the wild sexy peter distracting the body guards https://t.co/2PQ8tZ42za

And here we have the wild sexy peter distracting the body guards https://t.co/2PQ8tZ42za

Distracting: "How is studying going?" Il uctjustkiddin PROCRISTINATING Distracting others @studentlifeproblems

@studentlifeproblems

Distracting: laughing-llama yerassisgrass What is this suppose to cover? Romello Devante Sloan Clearly those distracting sholders that schools are against 14 hours ago Unlike 7.2K Reply Source: care-to-be-fou 130,290 notes Srsly tho why is that even for sale?

Srsly tho why is that even for sale?

Distracting: Me: I really need to stop distracting my co-workers Also me: Have fun at work 😂 life is short.

Have fun at work 😂 life is short.

Distracting: Both are meant for working ut vs distracting" perfectly okay HOW ARE YOGA PANTS BANNED WHEN MUSCLE TEES ARE STILL ALLOWED? SAME CONCEPT, SAME MATERIAL, AND YET.. SEXISM AT ITS FINEST. YOUR DRESS CODE PROMOTES RAPE CULTURE AND SEXISM. I AM A 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL. IF YOU ARE SEXUALIZING ME, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM

Distracting: THIS TEACHER IS GOING TO HAVE AN INTERESTING SCHOOL YEAR WITH THIS KID udents, In order to better manage the class, together we will discuss and elaborate procedures for the following situations in the classroom. For each situation, we will decide what actions should be taken by me, Mr. Thomas, and yourself, the student. 1. If I have a question, need help, have a problem, or need to interrupt Mr. Thomas, Iwl shotmy Mi.Thomas will Shout back 2. If I arrive in class without the necessary tools, such as pens, pencils, worksheets or my binder Mr.Thomas will C 3. If I am late for class, will busfito clas and m ment on Mr. Thopmas rtac Mi.homas wal sh ondsythanks 4· I am late for class times, Iwill make nn effort to be late next Mi Thomas wil gire nehighfve 5. If I am absent from class, vrnew I will Mi:.Thomas wile dearl 6. If I do not hand in an assignment or lose an assignment, wbthe teache M:Tecble to affordne laptop Mr.Thomnas will 7. If I need to use the washroom or the pencil sharpener illbrds with one Stope nd harn my l on the way I will tthe bathroom w pdofmyefficienty Mr.Thomas he 8. If I arrive in class or am found in class with food or drink, in the class Iwill Share M.Thomas will ot aef an 9. IfI am caught using a cellphone or other electronic device in class without permission, halonFe making a cal I will F McThomas will unde atand 10. If I am disruptive in class, (For example: constantly leaving my desk or work area; interrupting Mr. Thomas when he is glving instruction; distracting others while ignoring my work) I wil Mic.Thomas will doenfil er Are there other situations which need to be discussed? MTsbe te) don i ven the chu see more awesome pictures at LOLDAMN.COM If you are a student Follow @studentlifeproblems

If you are a student Follow @studentlifeproblems

Distracting: intense anime scene with beautiful movement and action fast subtitles So distracting ffs

So distracting ffs

Distracting: Manager: Can you stop distracting your co-workers with your jokes? Me: NOPE 😂

NOPE 😂

Distracting: Manager: Can you stop distracting your co-workers with your jokes? Me: Lmfaooo

Lmfaooo

Distracting: elusivist howtodrawyourdragon: evilwriter37: elusivist: Hiccup doing extremely distracting things with his neck… The detail. Detaaaaiiils

howtodrawyourdragon: evilwriter37: elusivist: Hiccup doing extremely distracting things with his neck… The detail. Detaaaaiiils

Distracting: bonerfart How to spot a 'fake' gamer Frequently pronounces video games as "Blideo Bames Will often say "l need help passing this level it's really hard" then when you look at their screen it's running Microsoft Excel 2007 They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it's just every season of Frasier (still impressive) . .Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word "NINTEMDO painted over it When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place . Keeps a secret diary with "I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM written on every page me irl by KevlarYarmulke FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

me irl by KevlarYarmulke FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

Distracting: bonerfart How to spot a 'fake' gamer Frequently pronounces video games as "Blideo Bames Will often say "l need help passing this level it's really hard" then when you look at their screen it's running Microsoft Excel 2007 They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it's just every season of Frasier (still impressive) . .Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word "NINTEMDO painted over it When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place . Keeps a secret diary with "I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM written on every page me irl

me irl

Distracting: bonerfart How to spot a 'fake' gamer Frequently pronounces video games as "Blideo Bames Will often say "l need help passing this level it's really hard" then when you look at their screen it's running Microsoft Excel 2007 They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it's just every season of Frasier (still impressive) . .Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word "NINTEMDO painted over it When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place . Keeps a secret diary with "I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM written on every page me irl

me irl

Distracting: "How's studying for finals going?" PROCRASTİNATING Distracting Others Numbuh 1

Numbuh 1

Distracting: <a href="https://psychedelift.tumblr.com/post/172801937469/my-friend-distracting-sas-while-i-shove-shit-in-my" class="tumblr_blog">psychedelift</a>:<blockquote>My friend distracting SAs while I shove shit in my bag</blockquote>

<a href="https://psychedelift.tumblr.com/post/172801937469/my-friend-distracting-sas-while-i-shove-shit-in-my" class="tumblr_blog">psy...

Distracting: skyenet How Ponify ruined my life composition notebook, which they r supposed to see the notebooks; no one was.This rule edibly uptight about it. Everyy sort of suspected t workers would open a notebook, glance over its al confessions, but M ersonal f Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I'm in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don't have a , but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life 1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you've deactivated 2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponity (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a rousing snow ball fight" and the like. 3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer's chrome So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word everypony", my seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too nfuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud I just realized, however, that the line "as she the binding fall away in her was changed to "as she the binding fall away in her hoof". Madeleine had gone to burn a all away into her hoof-this n literally no one was supposed hinding because think about that The journal contained snipp And I just had to send this email: Hi Cathy, I'm worried the typos in my paper will be distracting and was hoping I could reprint them. In a very strange twist of events, the computer I printed it from in the computer lab had a chrome extension that replaces words in the browser with horse related words and I don't think I caught all of them Though this resulted in what I'm sure will be a hilarious story to share with my friends down the line, for now this is quite literally the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me since fifth grade. I would really appreciate it if I could redistribute a fixed copy on Monday. I won't edit anything else in the story, but I would really appreciate it if could fix this. Thank you Victoria And basically I'm ready for death how was your day Everyponys worst nightmare

Everyponys worst nightmare

Distracting: Verizon LTE 12:51 AM Done barnesandnoble.comC Let's Talk About Love, by Claire Kann (January 23) Let's take a moment to obsess over that gloriously joyful and asexual cover, shall we? Okay, now we can move onto the glorious and biromantic) asexual book! Alice is a 19-year- old college student who's out and proud...as bi, anyway. As ace? Not so much. She already lost her last girlfriend over her asexuality, and she isn't CLAIRE KANN Let's Talk About Love Hardcover $15.57 | $16.99 Pre-Order: Add to Bag See All Formats & Editions interested in going through that again. Or at least she wasn't until she met Takumi, whos absolutely adorable and has wormed his way into the heart she'd been trying so hard to close celepom: penguinpiebooks: johncribati: marco-domino: kaytivity: This book looks so cute??? And it’s an ace romance book?? (That’s the first I’ve seen) I’m definitely reading the his hell yeah QUEER POC ASEXUAL BOOK?????? FUCK YEAHH!! HeishskzosgsmIsvdus uh And if the tagline alone isn’t enough to make this legit in your eyes: This is the closet asexual mood. Perfectly encapsulated and immortalized. @missmuffinisthemelonlordofhades bABE Now that I’ve read this I can definitely say I recommend it. I didn’t know how much I needed an asexual protagonist in a romance story until I read this. It’s nice to see yourself in a character and feel like you’re being represented for a change. The writing style is a little quirky? But not distractingly so. The thing I found most distracting were certain pop culture references which date it somewhat but it’s still “Current”

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