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Tumblr, Blog, and Game: bigmsaxon: Day twenty-six, facing Thulsa Doom. A follow up of sorts to day ten, which was borne from imagining a Zelda-style Conan game.
Tumblr, Blog, and Game: bigmsaxon:

Day twenty-six, facing Thulsa Doom. A follow up of sorts to day ten, which was borne from imagining a Zelda-style Conan game.

bigmsaxon: Day twenty-six, facing Thulsa Doom. A follow up of sorts to day ten, which was borne from imagining a Zelda-style Conan game.

Af, Christmas, and Gif: lafemmedemon: I GUESS THIS IS SHIELDMAIDEN GLAM™, IDK. Sorry they’re kinda dark. It was twilight, and my room’s dark af to begin with, sooo… I’ve been tagged by so many wonderful ppl, and I know I’ve been a bit MIA, so it means a lot that y’all still tag me! Tagged by: @badassspacewitch (2), @macabremusings (3), @volheimdallr, @theashenone (3), @noctenebula (2), @blacknorthernthunder (2), @the-perksofbeinggrace, @atticgoth, @type-ho-negative, @beatasticband (4), @glimpseofsanity (2), @justsomeartgeek (2), @xochitl-metal, @scarsoftheshatteredsky, @necrofetus-mcgee, @ankinskywalker (8), @gipsyspirits (3), @storm-and-flame (2), @awarmcupofno (2), @morbidmacabremin (2), @runtowaters, @aleksandroskaya (2), @adreamofmirrors, @galactigoth, @fourthorandsevenyearsago, @cyanide-laced (2) (did your url change?), @thedarkchimera, @thenighteternal, @shineonyoucrazydiamond, @melting-sky, @bridgesinthesky, @chubbawubbadubdub, @misshammett (2), @der–untermensch, @vandathielnir, @weapons-of-affection, @vexedminxx (2) (did you change your url?), @mistress-of-doom, @livingdeadgirlmagicx, @deathmentality, @melkor-eligos, and @apollonlight! Woof! I tag you all back plus @royaljellybooty, @brightbeautifulbrilliance, @elixmia, @bloodofheroes, @alan-frogger, @burningbridgesthatdontexist, @forging-towards-the-sunset, @kidzbopcattledecap, @lord-worms-shakespeare-class, @defilementupontheseaofnurnen, @karmic-punishment, @almostlookedhuman, @wizardwinterwolf, @appalachian-viking, @somethingkvlt, and everybody else; you know who you are, tbh. Also, @beatasticband tagged me for a gif specifically, so Merry Christmas:
Af, Christmas, and Gif: lafemmedemon:

I GUESS THIS IS SHIELDMAIDEN GLAM™, IDK. Sorry they’re kinda dark. It was twilight, and my room’s dark af to begin with, sooo…
I’ve been tagged by so many wonderful ppl, and I know I’ve been a bit MIA, so it means a lot that y’all still tag me! Tagged by: @badassspacewitch (2), @macabremusings (3), @volheimdallr, @theashenone (3), @noctenebula (2), @blacknorthernthunder (2), @the-perksofbeinggrace, @atticgoth, @type-ho-negative, @beatasticband (4), @glimpseofsanity (2), @justsomeartgeek (2), @xochitl-metal, @scarsoftheshatteredsky, @necrofetus-mcgee, @ankinskywalker (8), @gipsyspirits (3), @storm-and-flame (2), @awarmcupofno (2), @morbidmacabremin (2), @runtowaters, @aleksandroskaya (2), @adreamofmirrors, @galactigoth, @fourthorandsevenyearsago, @cyanide-laced (2) (did your url change?), @thedarkchimera, @thenighteternal, @shineonyoucrazydiamond, @melting-sky, @bridgesinthesky, @chubbawubbadubdub, @misshammett (2), @der–untermensch, @vandathielnir, @weapons-of-affection, @vexedminxx (2) (did you change your url?), @mistress-of-doom, @livingdeadgirlmagicx, @deathmentality, @melkor-eligos, and @apollonlight!
Woof! I tag you all back plus @royaljellybooty, @brightbeautifulbrilliance, @elixmia, @bloodofheroes, @alan-frogger, @burningbridgesthatdontexist, @forging-towards-the-sunset, @kidzbopcattledecap, @lord-worms-shakespeare-class, @defilementupontheseaofnurnen, @karmic-punishment, @almostlookedhuman, @wizardwinterwolf, @appalachian-viking, @somethingkvlt, and everybody else; you know who you are, tbh.
Also, @beatasticband tagged me for a gif specifically, so Merry Christmas:

lafemmedemon: I GUESS THIS IS SHIELDMAIDEN GLAM™, IDK. Sorry they’re kinda dark. It was twilight, and my room’s dark af to begin with, sooo...

Slayer, Tumblr, and Blog: urfavhatesterfs: DOOMGUY/DOOM SLAYER from DOOM hates terfs!requested by @lowlyanon and @thed00mkitten
Slayer, Tumblr, and Blog: urfavhatesterfs:

DOOMGUY/DOOM SLAYER from DOOM hates terfs!requested by @lowlyanon and @thed00mkitten

urfavhatesterfs: DOOMGUY/DOOM SLAYER from DOOM hates terfs!requested by @lowlyanon and @thed00mkitten

Af, Ass, and Big Dick: fleur-cannnon: afairlypudgycat: whiskeyworen: jaxblade: norseminuteman: red-faced-wolf: kasaron: bears-for-the-bear-god: the-goddamn-doomguy: captainsnoop: big dick energy Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans. This is genuinely beyond big dick energy It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE) Holy shit Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT.  Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.   ALPHA AF!!! I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him. Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it’s the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good.” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.
Af, Ass, and Big Dick: fleur-cannnon:

afairlypudgycat:

whiskeyworen:

jaxblade:

norseminuteman:

red-faced-wolf:

kasaron:


bears-for-the-bear-god:

the-goddamn-doomguy:

captainsnoop:
big dick energy
Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans.


This is genuinely beyond big dick energy

It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE)


Holy shit 

Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT. 
Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.  

ALPHA AF!!!

I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him.

Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time


Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it’s the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good.” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.

fleur-cannnon: afairlypudgycat: whiskeyworen: jaxblade: norseminuteman: red-faced-wolf: kasaron: bears-for-the-bear-god: the-goddam...

Slayer, Tumblr, and Blog: 0080 totallynotthemichael: Goblin Slayer and Doom Guy are literally the same person, prove me wrong.
Slayer, Tumblr, and Blog: 0080
totallynotthemichael:

Goblin Slayer and Doom Guy are literally the same person, prove me wrong.

totallynotthemichael: Goblin Slayer and Doom Guy are literally the same person, prove me wrong.

Aladdin, Candy, and Children: Toy Story: Andy's Parents Are Divorcing You never see the Dad They are moving (to a smaller house no less The Mom's wedding ring is off in the shot where she picks up the Burz box -Andy is introverted and emotionally attached to inanimate, masculine figures -They get a puppy (surprisingly common for divorcees) None of the babies in "Rugrats" actually exist, but they are all instead figments of Angelica's imagination, as result of her parent's negligence. Chuckie died with his mother, which explains how much of a nervous wreck his father is. Tommy was a stillborn baby, which explains why his father, Stu, was always in the basement making toys for the son he never had. Finally, the DeVilles had an abortion To compensate for not knowing the sex of the baby, Angelica invented twins in her head, one boy, one girl Willy Wonka knew those children would die in his factory, After Augustus gets sucked up the shoot, they all hop on board the boat through the tunnel of doom. The boat doesn't have two extra vacant seats thoughh Iit was designed with prior knowledge that they would lose two participants before that point. Later they drive a creanm spewing car with only four seats. Did they have another car waiting in the garage in case the others made it? Of course not. Willy Wonka uses children to make candy There's a scene in "Aladdin where Genie calls Aladdin's clothes 0 3rd century. However, as we all know, the Genie was locked inside a lamp for the past 10,000 years, meaning that there is no way he could have known what the 3rd century was like.This means that Aladdin actually takes place in the FUTURE, in at least 10,300 AD. The movie itself is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, one where only some Arabic culture has survived. The things called "magic" are actually just some of the technological marvels left behind by the previous civilization. These include flying carpets and genetically engineered parrots which can comprehend human speech instead of just mimicking it How else could the Genie do impressions of ancient, long-dead celebrities like Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, etc? Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it. Game begins with curtain opening shadows on Blocks bolted to more shadows on skyline Exit stage right; end of set Platforms hanging La from roof, sticking out through slots in backdrop running via hidden machines behind set Super Mario Bros. 3 never happened It was all just a stage show. A play Mario was never once in any real danger You were merely the audience lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories
Aladdin, Candy, and Children: Toy Story: Andy's Parents Are Divorcing
 You never see the Dad
 They are moving (to a smaller house no less
 The Mom's wedding ring is off in the shot where she picks up the Burz box
 -Andy is introverted and emotionally attached to inanimate, masculine figures
 -They get a puppy (surprisingly common for divorcees)
 None of the babies in "Rugrats" actually exist, but they are all instead
 figments of Angelica's imagination, as result of her parent's
 negligence. Chuckie died with his mother, which explains how much
 of a nervous wreck his father is. Tommy was a stillborn baby, which
 explains why his father, Stu, was always in the basement making
 toys for the son he never had. Finally, the DeVilles had an abortion
 To compensate for not knowing the sex of the baby, Angelica
 invented twins in her head, one boy, one girl
 Willy Wonka knew those children would die in his factory, After Augustus gets
 sucked up the shoot, they all hop on board the boat through the tunnel of doom.
 The boat doesn't have two extra vacant seats thoughh Iit was designed with prior
 knowledge that they would lose two participants before that point. Later they
 drive a creanm spewing car with only four seats. Did they have another car
 waiting in the garage in case the others made it? Of course not. Willy Wonka
 uses children to make candy
 There's a scene in "Aladdin where Genie calls Aladdin's clothes 0
 3rd century. However, as we all know, the Genie was locked inside a
 lamp for the past 10,000 years, meaning that there is no way he could
 have known what the 3rd century was like.This means that Aladdin
 actually takes place in the FUTURE, in at least 10,300 AD. The movie
 itself is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, one where only some
 Arabic culture has survived. The things called "magic" are actually just
 some of the technological marvels left behind by the previous
 civilization. These include flying carpets and genetically engineered
 parrots which can comprehend human speech instead of just mimicking
 it How else could the Genie do impressions of ancient, long-dead
 celebrities like Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, etc?
 Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog
 and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the
 villains in the show are just normal people, but to a
 little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in
 the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too
 old to take him outside for walks, he only knows
 what's around his immediate property, and everything
 beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
 Game begins with
 curtain opening
 shadows on
 Blocks bolted to
 more shadows
 on skyline
 Exit stage right;
 end of set
 Platforms hanging La
 from roof, sticking
 out through slots in
 backdrop running
 via hidden machines
 behind set
 Super Mario Bros. 3 never happened
 It was all just a stage show. A play
 Mario was never once in any real danger
 You were merely the audience
lolzandtrollz:

Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories

lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories

Beautiful, God, and Love: You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus regexp will liquify the neryes of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how car anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of cörrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of regex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes,the pestilent slithy regex-infection wil I devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Bąsic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his unholy radiance destroying all enlightenment, HTML tags leakjng frqm your eyes/like liquid pain, the song of regular expressien parsing-will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphgre I can see it can you see i it is beautiful the f inal 4421 snuf fing of the lies of Man ALL IS LOST ALL IS LOST the pory he comes he comese comes tge ichor permeates all MY FACE MY F Fish god no NO NOOOO ΝΘ stop the anges . ạre not rea) ZALGo is TOM) THE PONY HEgOMES Unicöde
Beautiful, God, and Love: You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool
 that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here
 so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions
 are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML
 is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are
 not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to
 me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing
 HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be
 parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions
 Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of
 virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls
 into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide
 The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same
 conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex
 you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the
 One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus
 regexp will liquify the neryes of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the
 onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too
 late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a child ensures regex will consume all living
 tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how car
 anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of
 dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach
 between this world and the dread realm of cörrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a
 mere glimpse of the world of regex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's
 consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes,the pestilent slithy regex-infection wil
 I devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Bąsic only worse he
 comes he comes do not fight he comes, his unholy radiance destroying all enlightenment, HTML
 tags leakjng frqm your eyes/like liquid pain, the song of regular expressien parsing-will extinguish
 the voices of mortal man from the sphgre I can see it can you see i it is beautiful the f inal
 4421
 snuf fing of the lies of Man ALL IS LOST ALL IS LOST the pory he comes he comese comes
 tge ichor permeates all MY FACE MY F Fish god no NO NOOOO ΝΘ stop the anges . ạre not
 rea) ZALGo is TOM) THE PONY HEgOMES
Unicöde

Unicöde

Ass, Chelsea, and Donkey: malfunctioningtypewrite9 55:41:14.24 THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED ON THIS STREAM 1. THE FIRST $500 WAS EARNED BEFORE THE TREAM EVEN STARTED. 2. HBOMBERGUY WAS PLANNING ON MAYBE GETTING $3,000 3. CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING NOT ONLY SHOWED UP BUT JUST HUNG OUT ON THE CHAT FOR HOURS 3.5. THE FIRST THING HBOMBERGUY SAID TO CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING WAS "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET PAST BEAVER BOTHERS?" .5.5. SHE DIDN'T. HE WAS STUCK ON THAT MINIGAME FOR AN HOUR AND HAD TO CALL IN PROFESSIONAL SPEEDGAMERS TO HELP. 4. $25,000 WAS RAISED TO ERASE JK ROWLING 5. GRANT KIRKHOPE (THE PERSON BEHIND ALL THE MUSIC AND SOUND FOR DONKEY KONG 64) SHOWED UP AND SAID 'TRANS RIGHTS' IN DK'S VOICE 6. JOHN ROMERO (CREATOR OF DOOM) WED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS 7. JOSH SAWYER (PERSON BEHIND FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS) SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS 8. ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS 9. DR CHUCK TINGLE ACTUALLY, HONESTLY SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS, AND PUSHED THE DONATIONS TO $300K THE ENTIRE STREAM HAS VERY HEAVILY FEATURED TRANS CREATORS, ACTIVISTS, AND COOL ASS PEOPLE SHOWING UP AND TALKING AND SHARING AND DOING AWESOME STUFF TO SUPPORT TRANS KIDS 11. THE ENTIRE DONATION IS GOING TO MERMAIDS, A SUPPORT AND EDUCATIONAL GROUP TO HELP SUPPORT TRANS KIDS AND FAMILIES, AND THE SUPPORT HAS BEEN AMAZING AND PHENOMENAL AND I'VE CRIED AT LEAST 3 TIMES 12. TEETH GANG EDIT 13. OH RIGHT THE STREAM HAS ALSO BEEN GOING ON FOR OVER 50 HOURS, HE'S SLEPT TWICE AND LEFT THE STREAM ON AND BOTH TIMES HE GAINED LIKE $10K WHILE THE SKELETON CREW TALKED OVER A SKELETON WEARING HEADPHONES alfunctioningtypewrite9 14. WE GOT THE DONATIONS UP TO PI WHILE NB GENDER THERAPIST BEN RECITES PI AND TALKS ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH FOR TRANS PEOPLE. 15. FUCK YOU GRAHAM halfunctioningtypewrite9 16, HE FUCKING DID IT. 101% ON DK64 AND $333K AND WE HAVE YET TO SEE HIM EAT A CARTON OF RAW SOY. UGLY CRY GANG YA'LL, WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD. chuck tingle showed up?
Ass, Chelsea, and Donkey: malfunctioningtypewrite9
 55:41:14.24
 THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED ON THIS
 STREAM
 1. THE FIRST $500 WAS EARNED BEFORE THE
 TREAM EVEN STARTED.
 2. HBOMBERGUY WAS PLANNING ON MAYBE
 GETTING $3,000
 3. CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING NOT ONLY
 SHOWED UP BUT JUST HUNG OUT ON THE
 CHAT FOR HOURS
 3.5. THE FIRST THING HBOMBERGUY SAID TO
 CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING WAS "DO YOU
 KNOW HOW TO GET PAST BEAVER
 BOTHERS?"
 .5.5. SHE DIDN'T. HE WAS STUCK ON THAT
 MINIGAME FOR AN HOUR AND HAD TO CALL
 IN PROFESSIONAL SPEEDGAMERS TO HELP.
 4. $25,000 WAS RAISED TO ERASE JK
 ROWLING
 5. GRANT KIRKHOPE (THE PERSON BEHIND
 ALL THE MUSIC AND SOUND FOR DONKEY
 KONG 64) SHOWED UP AND SAID 'TRANS
 RIGHTS' IN DK'S VOICE
 6. JOHN ROMERO (CREATOR OF DOOM)
 WED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS
 7. JOSH SAWYER (PERSON BEHIND FALLOUT:
 NEW VEGAS) SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS
 RIGHTS
 8. ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ SHOWED
 UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS
 9. DR CHUCK TINGLE ACTUALLY, HONESTLY
 SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS, AND
 PUSHED THE DONATIONS TO $300K
 THE ENTIRE STREAM HAS VERY HEAVILY
 FEATURED TRANS CREATORS, ACTIVISTS,
 AND COOL ASS PEOPLE SHOWING UP AND
 TALKING AND SHARING AND DOING
 AWESOME STUFF TO SUPPORT TRANS KIDS
 11. THE ENTIRE DONATION IS GOING TO
 MERMAIDS, A SUPPORT AND EDUCATIONAL
 GROUP TO HELP SUPPORT TRANS KIDS AND
 FAMILIES, AND THE SUPPORT HAS BEEN
 AMAZING AND PHENOMENAL AND I'VE CRIED
 AT LEAST 3 TIMES
 12. TEETH GANG
 EDIT 13. OH RIGHT THE STREAM HAS ALSO
 BEEN GOING ON FOR OVER 50 HOURS, HE'S
 SLEPT TWICE AND LEFT THE STREAM ON
 AND BOTH TIMES HE GAINED LIKE $10K
 WHILE THE SKELETON CREW TALKED OVER A
 SKELETON WEARING HEADPHONES
 alfunctioningtypewrite9
 14. WE GOT THE DONATIONS UP TO PI WHILE
 NB GENDER THERAPIST BEN RECITES PI AND
 TALKS ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH FOR TRANS
 PEOPLE.
 15. FUCK YOU GRAHAM
 halfunctioningtypewrite9
 16, HE FUCKING DID IT. 101% ON DK64 AND
 $333K AND WE HAVE YET TO SEE HIM EAT A
 CARTON OF RAW SOY. UGLY CRY GANG
 YA'LL, WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD.
chuck tingle showed up?

chuck tingle showed up?