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doze: Once a lap dog, always a lap dog So a lot of you have been asking me, hey smash, when are you going to review the weighted blanket, how did it work, does it work wonders, did it fix your sleep problem?? Well it’s funny u ask! Since I got it, I’ve had two weeks of perfectly sound sleep where I close my eyes and imagine cows skipping over a fence (like happy cows on a vegan farm where all they gotta do is be cute lol) for three minutes until I doze blissfully 😍. JUST KIDDING! It made it worse a lil bit 😂. Officially said goodbye to that h0e today. I wanted it to work but like a toxic relationship sometimes You idealize something but the reality is it is not what is best for you so you have to say goodbye and block them forever but keep the entire text thread including the pics as evidence 🧐 LOL! Just kidding but not really 🙂😂. Mannnnnn listen. I wanted it to work. I was in full placebo effect. I was ready to receive God’s blessings. But that bish had me feelin TRAPPT. Like it’s supposed to mimic the warmth of the human body but for some reason a THICCUM pair of thighs straddling my right quad muscles whilst a head delicately lays on my BREAST and two breasstasis swaddle my right side feel hella different 🧐. Anyway I tried. Gave it a go for two skrate weeks. Did not work as intended. That being said, I do not want to dissuade you! It has worked for so many people and I am so thankful to the person who recommended it. That person has recommended a lot of great things and this one just happened to not work out. One person’s medicine is another person’s poison. This is how we were created. May you all sleep well and wake up rested and rejuvenated. Bless up! ❤️
doze: Once a lap dog, always a lap dog
So a lot of you have been asking me, hey smash, when are you going to review the weighted blanket, how did it work, does it work wonders, did it fix your sleep problem?? Well it’s funny u ask! Since I got it, I’ve had two weeks of perfectly sound sleep where I close my eyes and imagine cows skipping over a fence (like happy cows on a vegan farm where all they gotta do is be cute lol) for three minutes until I doze blissfully 😍. JUST KIDDING! It made it worse a lil bit 😂. Officially said goodbye to that h0e today. I wanted it to work but like a toxic relationship sometimes You idealize something but the reality is it is not what is best for you so you have to say goodbye and block them forever but keep the entire text thread including the pics as evidence 🧐 LOL! Just kidding but not really 🙂😂. Mannnnnn listen. I wanted it to work. I was in full placebo effect. I was ready to receive God’s blessings. But that bish had me feelin TRAPPT. Like it’s supposed to mimic the warmth of the human body but for some reason a THICCUM pair of thighs straddling my right quad muscles whilst a head delicately lays on my BREAST and two breasstasis swaddle my right side feel hella different 🧐. Anyway I tried. Gave it a go for two skrate weeks. Did not work as intended. That being said, I do not want to dissuade you! It has worked for so many people and I am so thankful to the person who recommended it. That person has recommended a lot of great things and this one just happened to not work out. One person’s medicine is another person’s poison. This is how we were created. May you all sleep well and wake up rested and rejuvenated. Bless up! ❤️

So a lot of you have been asking me, hey smash, when are you going to review the weighted blanket, how did it work, does it work wonders,...

doze: When you doze off for a little Why he rip the paper tho 😂 👉🏽(via: Blacassterry-twitter)
doze: When you doze off for a little
Why he rip the paper tho 😂 👉🏽(via: Blacassterry-twitter)

Why he rip the paper tho 😂 👉🏽(via: Blacassterry-twitter)

doze: doze pose but most importantly, he lick hims nose <p>What is this meme called where they describe someone/something in this format? via /r/memes <a href="http://ift.tt/2Ce9d3j">http://ift.tt/2Ce9d3j</a></p>
doze: doze
 pose
 but most
 importantly, he lick
 hims nose
<p>What is this meme called where they describe someone/something in this format? via /r/memes <a href="http://ift.tt/2Ce9d3j">http://ift.tt/2Ce9d3j</a></p>

<p>What is this meme called where they describe someone/something in this format? via /r/memes <a href="http://ift.tt/2Ce9d3j">http://ift...

doze: doze pose but most importantly, he lick hims nose <p>nose licker, licking his nose via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2fL3KaA">http://ift.tt/2fL3KaA</a></p>
doze: doze
 pose
 but most
 importantly, he lick
 hims nose
<p>nose licker, licking his nose via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2fL3KaA">http://ift.tt/2fL3KaA</a></p>

<p>nose licker, licking his nose via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2fL3KaA">http://ift.tt/2fL3KaA</a></p>

doze: doze pose but most importantly, he lick hims nose <p>wholesome puppose via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2gqKHyr">http://ift.tt/2gqKHyr</a></p>
doze: doze
 pose
 but most
 importantly, he lick
 hims nose
<p>wholesome puppose via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2gqKHyr">http://ift.tt/2gqKHyr</a></p>

<p>wholesome puppose via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2gqKHyr">http://ift.tt/2gqKHyr</a></p>

doze: DAY 1 DAY 101 WHAT DOES THAT NOISE MEAN? IS THIS MY STOP? Two MoRE STOPS. WHERE AM 12 DAY 1 DA4 101 STRATEGICALLY SPEAKING, THE SECOND To LAST SEAT ON THE RIGHT IS WHERE I'm LEAST LIKELY TO HAVE SOMEONE SIT NEXT TO ME.. YES.. GUESS ILL JUST SIT IN THE FRONT. umon DAY 1 DAY 101 DAY 1 DAY 101 2 7 DAY 1 DAY 101 OH WoW! THAT CARS COmPLETELY EmPTy! (LUCKy ME! NoPE NoPE NOPE Collegeu <p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/164582965978/libertarirynn-aprillikesthings" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/164582296564/aprillikesthings-museumnelson" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://aprillikesthings.tumblr.com/post/164514420032/museumnelson-republicansareahategroup" class="tumblr_blog">aprillikesthings</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://museumnelson.tumblr.com/post/164506824989/republicansareahategroup-pr1nceshawn-taking" class="tumblr_blog">museumnelson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://republicansareahategroup.tumblr.com/post/164497867162/pr1nceshawn-taking-public-transit-day-1-vs" class="tumblr_blog">republicansareahategroup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pr1nceshawn.tumblr.com/post/163616587330/taking-public-transit-day-1-vs-day-101" class="tumblr_blog">pr1nceshawn</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2> Taking Public Transit: Day 1 vs Day 101.</h2></blockquote> <p>I don’t get the last one e.e</p> </blockquote> <p>If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>^^^^^ </p> </blockquote> <p>This is so accurate. Last time I rode the subway I was practically able to doze off while standing up and holding onto one of the bars. You get used to anything.</p></blockquote> <p>The one with the screamibg did resonates with me. Lol. I was so freaked out when I witness my first crazy person on the bus. But now I’m just like whatever dude. You do you.</p></blockquote> <p>Yup. And let&rsquo;s not forget those creepy elevators down to the station that perpetually smell like urine.</p>
doze: DAY 1
 DAY 101
 WHAT DOES THAT
 NOISE MEAN?
 IS THIS MY STOP?
 Two MoRE STOPS.
 WHERE AM 12

 DAY 1
 DA4 101
 STRATEGICALLY SPEAKING,
 THE SECOND To LAST SEAT ON
 THE RIGHT IS WHERE I'm LEAST
 LIKELY TO HAVE SOMEONE SIT
 NEXT TO ME.. YES..
 GUESS ILL JUST
 SIT IN THE FRONT.
 umon

 DAY 1
 DAY 101

 DAY 1
 DAY 101
 2
 7

 DAY 1
 DAY 101
 OH WoW! THAT CARS
 COmPLETELY EmPTy!
 (LUCKy ME!
 NoPE
 NoPE
 NOPE
 Collegeu
<p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/164582965978/libertarirynn-aprillikesthings" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/164582296564/aprillikesthings-museumnelson" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://aprillikesthings.tumblr.com/post/164514420032/museumnelson-republicansareahategroup" class="tumblr_blog">aprillikesthings</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://museumnelson.tumblr.com/post/164506824989/republicansareahategroup-pr1nceshawn-taking" class="tumblr_blog">museumnelson</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://republicansareahategroup.tumblr.com/post/164497867162/pr1nceshawn-taking-public-transit-day-1-vs" class="tumblr_blog">republicansareahategroup</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://pr1nceshawn.tumblr.com/post/163616587330/taking-public-transit-day-1-vs-day-101" class="tumblr_blog">pr1nceshawn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><h2>

Taking Public Transit: Day 1 vs Day 101.</h2></blockquote>

<p>I don’t get the last one e.e</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason <br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>^^^^^ </p>
</blockquote>

<p>This is so accurate. Last time I rode the subway I was practically able to doze off while standing up and holding onto one of the bars. You get used to anything.</p></blockquote>

<p>The one with the screamibg did resonates with me. Lol. I was so freaked out when I witness my first crazy person on the bus. But now I’m just like whatever dude. You do you.</p></blockquote>

<p>Yup. And let&rsquo;s not forget those creepy elevators down to the station that perpetually smell like urine.</p>

<p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/164582965978/libertarirynn-aprillikesthings" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</...

doze: DAY 1 DAY 101 WHAT DOES THAT NOISE MEAN? IS THIS MY STOP? Two MoRE STOPS. WHERE AM 12 DAY 1 DA4 101 STRATEGICALLY SPEAKING, THE SECOND To LAST SEAT ON THE RIGHT IS WHERE I'm LEAST LIKELY TO HAVE SOMEONE SIT NEXT TO ME.. YES.. GUESS ILL JUST SIT IN THE FRONT. umon DAY 1 DAY 101 DAY 1 DAY 101 2 7 DAY 1 DAY 101 OH WoW! THAT CARS COmPLETELY EmPTy! (LUCKy ME! NoPE NoPE NOPE Collegeu <p><a href="http://aprillikesthings.tumblr.com/post/164514420032/museumnelson-republicansareahategroup" class="tumblr_blog">aprillikesthings</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://museumnelson.tumblr.com/post/164506824989/republicansareahategroup-pr1nceshawn-taking" class="tumblr_blog">museumnelson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://republicansareahategroup.tumblr.com/post/164497867162/pr1nceshawn-taking-public-transit-day-1-vs" class="tumblr_blog">republicansareahategroup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pr1nceshawn.tumblr.com/post/163616587330/taking-public-transit-day-1-vs-day-101" class="tumblr_blog">pr1nceshawn</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2> Taking Public Transit: Day 1 vs Day 101.</h2></blockquote> <p>I don’t get the last one e.e</p> </blockquote> <p>If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>^^^^^ </p> </blockquote> <p>This is so accurate. Last time I rode the subway I was practically able to doze off while standing up and holding onto one of the bars. You get used to anything.</p>
doze: DAY 1
 DAY 101
 WHAT DOES THAT
 NOISE MEAN?
 IS THIS MY STOP?
 Two MoRE STOPS.
 WHERE AM 12

 DAY 1
 DA4 101
 STRATEGICALLY SPEAKING,
 THE SECOND To LAST SEAT ON
 THE RIGHT IS WHERE I'm LEAST
 LIKELY TO HAVE SOMEONE SIT
 NEXT TO ME.. YES..
 GUESS ILL JUST
 SIT IN THE FRONT.
 umon

 DAY 1
 DAY 101

 DAY 1
 DAY 101
 2
 7

 DAY 1
 DAY 101
 OH WoW! THAT CARS
 COmPLETELY EmPTy!
 (LUCKy ME!
 NoPE
 NoPE
 NOPE
 Collegeu
<p><a href="http://aprillikesthings.tumblr.com/post/164514420032/museumnelson-republicansareahategroup" class="tumblr_blog">aprillikesthings</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://museumnelson.tumblr.com/post/164506824989/republicansareahategroup-pr1nceshawn-taking" class="tumblr_blog">museumnelson</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://republicansareahategroup.tumblr.com/post/164497867162/pr1nceshawn-taking-public-transit-day-1-vs" class="tumblr_blog">republicansareahategroup</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://pr1nceshawn.tumblr.com/post/163616587330/taking-public-transit-day-1-vs-day-101" class="tumblr_blog">pr1nceshawn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><h2>

Taking Public Transit: Day 1 vs Day 101.</h2></blockquote>

<p>I don’t get the last one e.e</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason <br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>^^^^^ </p>
</blockquote>

<p>This is so accurate. Last time I rode the subway I was practically able to doze off while standing up and holding onto one of the bars. You get used to anything.</p>

<p><a href="http://aprillikesthings.tumblr.com/post/164514420032/museumnelson-republicansareahategroup" class="tumblr_blog">aprillikesthi...

doze: baby giraffe with his mouth full @Drsmashlove Ladies are the real MVPs. From the mamas getting up early to change diapers, to the working ladies making that money, to the ladies who do both - wake up, change a diaper, AND go make money while her man still schleep (I know more than a few of these ... good dick can take an otherwise down on his luck man far ... very far 🤗😂). But there is a special category of MVP I'd like to highlight today. She a soldier. Not like a soldier for real where she fighting in Iraq against ISIS but a solider of love. This is the woman whose man work the night shift. And she his booty call. So she up faithfully every morning at 5 am not to change a diaper or go to work (well, maybe she does those too), but rather to show up at dude's door and let his tired, weary ass, exhausted from hauling shit all night, knock that Punani out the frame after his shift so he can doze blissfully while the rest of the world wakes up 🤗. Now please note. This is a different MVP than the 3 am booty call. The 3 am booty call is also a tenacious species of woman. But she a lil wild too. She get it. She know her man was out and about doing what he do and she perfectly good with waiting for that Saturday night call so she can bat clean-up. She ain't everything on his mind, she just wanna be the last thing on his mind. Nah. Not the 5 am piece. The 5 am piece took a short nap, set alarms, showered. U feel me? She changed her entire schedule for dude. This is a lifestyle. This ain't a one off thing. She exemplifies dedication and devotion to the dick that is truly divine 😇. Shout to u 5 am ladies Bruh. In a sea of MVPs, your dedication shows no bounds. Bless up 😍😂😂😂
doze: baby giraffe with his mouth full
 @Drsmashlove
Ladies are the real MVPs. From the mamas getting up early to change diapers, to the working ladies making that money, to the ladies who do both - wake up, change a diaper, AND go make money while her man still schleep (I know more than a few of these ... good dick can take an otherwise down on his luck man far ... very far 🤗😂). But there is a special category of MVP I'd like to highlight today. She a soldier. Not like a soldier for real where she fighting in Iraq against ISIS but a solider of love. This is the woman whose man work the night shift. And she his booty call. So she up faithfully every morning at 5 am not to change a diaper or go to work (well, maybe she does those too), but rather to show up at dude's door and let his tired, weary ass, exhausted from hauling shit all night, knock that Punani out the frame after his shift so he can doze blissfully while the rest of the world wakes up 🤗. Now please note. This is a different MVP than the 3 am booty call. The 3 am booty call is also a tenacious species of woman. But she a lil wild too. She get it. She know her man was out and about doing what he do and she perfectly good with waiting for that Saturday night call so she can bat clean-up. She ain't everything on his mind, she just wanna be the last thing on his mind. Nah. Not the 5 am piece. The 5 am piece took a short nap, set alarms, showered. U feel me? She changed her entire schedule for dude. This is a lifestyle. This ain't a one off thing. She exemplifies dedication and devotion to the dick that is truly divine 😇. Shout to u 5 am ladies Bruh. In a sea of MVPs, your dedication shows no bounds. Bless up 😍😂😂😂

Ladies are the real MVPs. From the mamas getting up early to change diapers, to the working ladies making that money, to the ladies who d...

doze: Netflix and doze off by 9? I'm "in bed with chamomile tea and a multivitamin before 9" years old 👵🏻
doze: Netflix and doze off by 9?
I'm "in bed with chamomile tea and a multivitamin before 9" years old 👵🏻

I'm "in bed with chamomile tea and a multivitamin before 9" years old 👵🏻