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    Anaconda, Family, and Funny: Pure Cane
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<p><a href="http://theultradork.tumblr.com/post/167124279628/liberscaryrynn-melonmemes-they-win-i-had" class="tumblr_blog">theultradork</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/167124162064/melonmemes-they-win-i-had-to-go-back-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/166963649785/they-win" class="tumblr_blog">melonmemes</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>They win!</p></blockquote>

<p>I had to go back to the original source and reblog this because the comments were swamped with dumbasses from both sides of the political spectrum bitching about interracial couples. Like all of y'all need to close your mouth and deeply ponder your existence.</p>
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<p>Good Lord, it’s an adorable and funny family costume idea, why everyone wanna ruin it?</p></blockquote>

<p><br/>Because Tumblr.</p>

I swear to you they were like 50 notes screaming &ldquo;hurr durr muh race mixing! Muh European genocide!&rdquo; and &ldquo;smh wypipo be stealing blacks and thinking they get a pass from they privilege smh πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’&rdquo; like I&rsquo;m going to need all of you to<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261" data-tumblr-attribution="jt1720:AraZ45x56a_92Ks18uFBaw:Z0z1Sn1xboeAe"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04b87344bade4661ea555ef5bc52568e/tumblr_nxfdfcf3tM1tcwz64o1_500.gifv" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261"/></figure>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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<p><a href="http://theultradork.tumblr.com/post/167124279628/liberscaryrynn-melonmemes-they-win-i-had" class="tumblr_blog">theultradork</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/167124162064/melonmemes-they-win-i-had-to-go-back-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/166963649785/they-win" class="tumblr_blog">melonmemes</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>They win!</p></blockquote>

<p>I had to go back to the original source and reblog this because the comments were swamped with dumbasses from both sides of the political spectrum bitching about interracial couples. Like all of y'all need to close your mouth and deeply ponder your existence.</p>
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<p>Good Lord, it’s an adorable and funny family costume idea, why everyone wanna ruin it?</p></blockquote>

<p><br/>Because Tumblr.</p>

I swear to you they were like 50 notes screaming &ldquo;hurr durr muh race mixing! Muh European genocide!&rdquo; and &ldquo;smh wypipo be stealing blacks and thinking they get a pass from they privilege smh πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’&rdquo; like I&rsquo;m going to need all of you to<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261" data-tumblr-attribution="jt1720:AraZ45x56a_92Ks18uFBaw:Z0z1Sn1xboeAe"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04b87344bade4661ea555ef5bc52568e/tumblr_nxfdfcf3tM1tcwz64o1_500.gifv" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261"/></figure>
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://theultradork.tumblr.com/post/167124279628/liberscaryrynn-melonmemes-they-win-i-had" class="tumblr_blog">theultradork</a>:...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            




    Anaconda, Family, and Funny: Pure Cane
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<p><a href="http://theultradork.tumblr.com/post/167124279628/liberscaryrynn-melonmemes-they-win-i-had" class="tumblr_blog">theultradork</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/167124162064/melonmemes-they-win-i-had-to-go-back-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/166963649785/they-win" class="tumblr_blog">melonmemes</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>They win!</p></blockquote>

<p>I had to go back to the original source and reblog this because the comments were swamped with dumbasses from both sides of the political spectrum bitching about interracial couples. Like all of y'all need to close your mouth and deeply ponder your existence.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Good Lord, it’s an adorable and funny family costume idea, why everyone wanna ruin it?</p></blockquote>

<p><br/>Because Tumblr.</p>

I swear to you they were like 50 notes screaming &ldquo;hurr durr muh race mixing! Muh European genocide!&rdquo; and &ldquo;smh wypipo be stealing blacks and thinking they get a pass from they privilege smh πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’&rdquo; like I&rsquo;m going to need all of you to<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261" data-tumblr-attribution="jt1720:AraZ45x56a_92Ks18uFBaw:Z0z1Sn1xboeAe"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04b87344bade4661ea555ef5bc52568e/tumblr_nxfdfcf3tM1tcwz64o1_500.gifv" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261"/></figure>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Anaconda, Family, and Funny: Pure Cane
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<p><a href="http://theultradork.tumblr.com/post/167124279628/liberscaryrynn-melonmemes-they-win-i-had" class="tumblr_blog">theultradork</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/167124162064/melonmemes-they-win-i-had-to-go-back-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/166963649785/they-win" class="tumblr_blog">melonmemes</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>They win!</p></blockquote>

<p>I had to go back to the original source and reblog this because the comments were swamped with dumbasses from both sides of the political spectrum bitching about interracial couples. Like all of y'all need to close your mouth and deeply ponder your existence.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Good Lord, it’s an adorable and funny family costume idea, why everyone wanna ruin it?</p></blockquote>

<p><br/>Because Tumblr.</p>

I swear to you they were like 50 notes screaming &ldquo;hurr durr muh race mixing! Muh European genocide!&rdquo; and &ldquo;smh wypipo be stealing blacks and thinking they get a pass from they privilege smh πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’&rdquo; like I&rsquo;m going to need all of you to<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261" data-tumblr-attribution="jt1720:AraZ45x56a_92Ks18uFBaw:Z0z1Sn1xboeAe"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04b87344bade4661ea555ef5bc52568e/tumblr_nxfdfcf3tM1tcwz64o1_500.gifv" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261"/></figure>
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://theultradork.tumblr.com/post/167124279628/liberscaryrynn-melonmemes-they-win-i-had" class="tumblr_blog">theultradork</a>:...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Ass, Bruh, and Children: When my mom start getting an attitude w
 people jus tryna do they job
OooOOOooOOoOoO I BE WANTING TO SNAP PEOPLE NECKS BRUH. Yesterday I was working 5-10 and at about 9:30, about 50 people walked in, no exaggeration. So all 50 of these idiots decide to dine in, even though the store was closing in 15 minutes at this point (btw most of them were white teenagers, not adults). So yeah, the rest of the store was preparing to close because it was so late, and there was only one person in the kitchen, so food was being made pretty slow. So all these fucking teenagers and shit are complaining to ME. ME. NIGGA I AM NOT MAKING YOUR FUCKING FOOD. YOURE THE ONE WHO HAD THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO WALK IN HERE 30 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSING. β€œDude we’ve been waiting forever for our food.” Nigga I’ve been wanting to RKO though this table since you walked in, shutchobitchassup. AND THEN SOME OTHER BULLSHIT HAPPENS. THESE FUCKING 18 YEAR OLD COLLEGE STUDENTS DECIDE TO FUCKING GET IN THE CHILDRENS PLAY AREA AND CRAWL AROUND. MY NIGGA WHO RAISED YOUUUU. IM GIVING YO WHOLE BLOODLINE THESE FUCKING HANds NOW. So out of the 6 employees that are still here, one of us has to go over there and tell those dumbasses to get out of there. So one of my coworkers go over and tell them that they have to get out. THEN THESE CUNTS SAY: β€œBut I meet the height requirement.” NIGGA THE HEIGHT FOR FUCKING CHILDREN? IDC IF YOU BUILT LIKE FUCKING X OL SHORT ASS NIGGA, THIS IS A CHILDRENS AREA FOR CHILDREN ONLY. ISTG IF THEY WALK IN THE STORE TODAY (I work 3-9), I’m losing my shit. Yeah anyway that was my rant
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Ass, Bruh, and Children: When my mom start getting an attitude w
 people jus tryna do they job
OooOOOooOOoOoO I BE WANTING TO SNAP PEOPLE NECKS BRUH. Yesterday I was working 5-10 and at about 9:30, about 50 people walked in, no exaggeration. So all 50 of these idiots decide to dine in, even though the store was closing in 15 minutes at this point (btw most of them were white teenagers, not adults). So yeah, the rest of the store was preparing to close because it was so late, and there was only one person in the kitchen, so food was being made pretty slow. So all these fucking teenagers and shit are complaining to ME. ME. NIGGA I AM NOT MAKING YOUR FUCKING FOOD. YOURE THE ONE WHO HAD THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO WALK IN HERE 30 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSING. β€œDude we’ve been waiting forever for our food.” Nigga I’ve been wanting to RKO though this table since you walked in, shutchobitchassup. AND THEN SOME OTHER BULLSHIT HAPPENS. THESE FUCKING 18 YEAR OLD COLLEGE STUDENTS DECIDE TO FUCKING GET IN THE CHILDRENS PLAY AREA AND CRAWL AROUND. MY NIGGA WHO RAISED YOUUUU. IM GIVING YO WHOLE BLOODLINE THESE FUCKING HANds NOW. So out of the 6 employees that are still here, one of us has to go over there and tell those dumbasses to get out of there. So one of my coworkers go over and tell them that they have to get out. THEN THESE CUNTS SAY: β€œBut I meet the height requirement.” NIGGA THE HEIGHT FOR FUCKING CHILDREN? IDC IF YOU BUILT LIKE FUCKING X OL SHORT ASS NIGGA, THIS IS A CHILDRENS AREA FOR CHILDREN ONLY. ISTG IF THEY WALK IN THE STORE TODAY (I work 3-9), I’m losing my shit. Yeah anyway that was my rant
                
            

            
            
OooOOOooOOoOoO I BE WANTING TO SNAP PEOPLE NECKS BRUH. Yesterday I was working 5-10 and at about 9:30, about 50 people walked in, no exagger...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Ass, Clock, and Head: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Ass, Clock, and Head: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.
                
            

            
            
You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why unti...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Af, Alive, and Being Alone: Welcome back to another installment of: "The Facts!" Hosted by yours truly, @typicalterome. Let's get right into it: 1. The word "nigga" can be used by anyone. Black people don't own words. 2. When a black person kills another black person, it isn't a problem. But when a white person kills a black... 3. Black people, how is the "system" setting you up to fail when there are literally scholarships for being black πŸ€” 4. Asking a girl for nudes then showing them to everyone makes you a bitch. Call me a simp idc. 5. Stfu about clout. Y'all ruining the word. 6. Tupac is alive. 7. Identifying as a gender that isn't male or female is a disability. 8. Stereotypes aren't necessarily racism. 9. Jews run the world? Have you had a legit problem in your life because of Jews? Honestly wtf. 10. False rape accusations should be a crime. 11. If you're "transgender", you're still whatever gender you were born as. 12. Traps aren't gay. 13. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. 14. Black people swear up and down that whites are out to get them. Stfu. 15. If you're not doing anything illegal you won't get shot. 16. Niggas who blame the teacher for not passing are stupid af. Most of the time. 17. There's a fine line between "thicc" and "obese". 18. Just because a page does an ad doesn't mean they're a sellout. 19. Niggas will pay $200+ for reskinned Jordan's. You a whole dumbass. 20. If you take the time to argue with people on Instagram you've immediately took an L. 21. This ain't a fact but why do people get offended by memes that ain't about them? Like why do white people get mad when a meme has "nigga" in it πŸ’€ 22. If I'm replying with one word then stfu and leave me alone. 23. If you call some an "Uncle Tom" you're most likely black and won't accept facts. 24. Not all hispanics are "Mexican" πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ 25. Speaking of that, Latinas > 26. Quit giving dumb hoes "clout". 27. Not all terrorists are Muslim, but... πŸ˜… 28. Quit asking for fan signs and ass pics from your followers. 29. Don't follow a meme page then complain about what they post. 30. STOP TAGGING ME IN IRRELEVANT SHIT. ION CARE ABOUT YOUR VACATION TO FUCKING GUATEMALA YOU PEASANT. Thanks again, see ya tomorrow.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Af, Alive, and Being Alone: Welcome back to another installment of: "The Facts!" Hosted by yours truly, @typicalterome. Let's get right into it: 1. The word "nigga" can be used by anyone. Black people don't own words. 2. When a black person kills another black person, it isn't a problem. But when a white person kills a black... 3. Black people, how is the "system" setting you up to fail when there are literally scholarships for being black πŸ€” 4. Asking a girl for nudes then showing them to everyone makes you a bitch. Call me a simp idc. 5. Stfu about clout. Y'all ruining the word. 6. Tupac is alive. 7. Identifying as a gender that isn't male or female is a disability. 8. Stereotypes aren't necessarily racism. 9. Jews run the world? Have you had a legit problem in your life because of Jews? Honestly wtf. 10. False rape accusations should be a crime. 11. If you're "transgender", you're still whatever gender you were born as. 12. Traps aren't gay. 13. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. 14. Black people swear up and down that whites are out to get them. Stfu. 15. If you're not doing anything illegal you won't get shot. 16. Niggas who blame the teacher for not passing are stupid af. Most of the time. 17. There's a fine line between "thicc" and "obese". 18. Just because a page does an ad doesn't mean they're a sellout. 19. Niggas will pay $200+ for reskinned Jordan's. You a whole dumbass. 20. If you take the time to argue with people on Instagram you've immediately took an L. 21. This ain't a fact but why do people get offended by memes that ain't about them? Like why do white people get mad when a meme has "nigga" in it πŸ’€ 22. If I'm replying with one word then stfu and leave me alone. 23. If you call some an "Uncle Tom" you're most likely black and won't accept facts. 24. Not all hispanics are "Mexican" πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ 25. Speaking of that, Latinas > 26. Quit giving dumb hoes "clout". 27. Not all terrorists are Muslim, but... πŸ˜… 28. Quit asking for fan signs and ass pics from your followers. 29. Don't follow a meme page then complain about what they post. 30. STOP TAGGING ME IN IRRELEVANT SHIT. ION CARE ABOUT YOUR VACATION TO FUCKING GUATEMALA YOU PEASANT. Thanks again, see ya tomorrow.
                
            

            
            
Welcome back to another installment of: "The Facts!" Hosted by yours truly, @typicalterome. Let's get right into it: 1. The word "nigga" can...